Mystery Science Theater En Masse (MST 'EM): The Movies
*cue the horrified screams of all twenty riffers*
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There are fics that no single group can tackle. There are fics that require every single riffer to have a look at them.
And they will handle these fics... in Paradise Acres, where Jayleen Kirishima, a former intern, has offered her rather lavish services to them. Come enter a giant movie theater that is located right in her home, where all twenty will watch, but only a set number can riff at a time.
Just don't sit in Jade's fancy chair.
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Remember, I'm still using the Fiction ratings, so if you jumped
here and never visited the Fanfiction section, here are the equivalents:
G = K
PG = K+
PG-13 = T
R = M
NC-17 = MA
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M66/SS01 - A Cruel Angel's Thesis (King of Fighters fic by
Chikako "Chika" Ishikawa)
No, this has nothing to do with the song from "Neon Genesis Evangelion".
Oh, boy. What else is there to describe this other than "A two-faced Mary Sue named Kira
jolly stomps over the KOF canon and uses the characters like puppets before,
during, and after the 1997 tournament"?
Because there is no other way to describe that. There's a reason why this fic is
called "That Doesn't Make Any Sense: The Fanfic", "Bullshit: The Fanfic"... and
in James's case, "A Cruel Angel's Feces".
Come along with the cast
as they read about her endless talents, skills, and get four men to lust over
her... while bashing Athena (and possibly Kyo) in the process. Lovely.
Prepare yourself for one of the biggest Mary Sues to ever hit Mystery
Science Theater En Masse.
Fic's Rating: T
MST's Rating: T
Parts: One
Two Three
Four
Five Six
Seven Eight
Nine Ten
Eleven Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
Twenty Twenty-One
Twenty-Two
Twenty-Three
Twenty-Four
Twenty-Five
Twenty-Six
Twenty-Seven
Twenty-Eight
Twenty-Nine
Thirty Thirty-One
Obscure References
*This movie is set after Season 6 (Incredibly Resilient Riffers).*
*This fic will be modified a bit to better fit the MST's format.*
*This fic will have three riffers at a time during each part to mimic the
original rules of KOF. The riffers
will also be mentioned before said part begins to avoid confusion. Don't forget
that the ones who weren't selected may also chime in once in a
while.*
*Because of the time that this fic was riffed, the knowledge of KOF's canon will
not include any games after "The King of Fighters XIII".*
*Since the 28th chapter unfortunately does not have the original English file
saved, the riffers will try to do their best with the internet translation of it
instead.*
*Because Kira is a humongous Mary Sue in so many ways, from her abilities
to her immensely horrid personality... this is another "Epic Failure" fic.*
M94/SS02 - Sabrina's Adventure 3: The Sapphire Quest (Sonic
*dead*fic
by Sabrina the Guardian/sonicgirl) *Possible Old Shame Fic*
Who is Sapphire? Well, she's the daughter of Sabrina and Shadow. Of
course, Mary Sues always have girls. And of course, Sonic and Amy and Tails and
Christina also have kids of their own. And like their parents, all three are
bland and poorly developed. As usual. The "plot" begins due to bad luck, and
only continues once everyone loses their IQ points. And I do mean everyone.
Oh, wait. Even the hammy Sabre has a kid, too. He's also just... there.
And so is this fic. It's just... there. It's full of weirdness and nonsense, and
it's just... there.
Don't forget to go to the beach a lot and smile like a Stepford wife, too. Your cheeks will hurt, and
it will not be worth it.
Fic's Rating: T
MST's Rating: T
Parts: One
Two Three
Four
Five Six
Seven Eight
Nine Ten
Eleven
Twelve Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Ninteen
Twenty Twenty-One
Twenty-Two
Twenty-Three
Obscure References
*This movie is set after Season 8 (Sequelitis).*
*This fic is the sequel to "Sabrina's Adventure 2: Return of Sabrina". If you
haven't read that fic, it is here. If you haven't started from the beginning or
would like to refresh your memory, the original "Sabrina's Adventure" is
here.
The optional interquel that is "Sabrina's Adventure 2 1/2: The Next Generation"
is here. All of the previous fics were mainly riffed by the Black Crow.*
*This fic will have four riffers at a time for each part. As usual, the riffers
will be announced before each part.*
*Because this fic is a giant mess... it's a "Clusterf*ck" fic.*
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