Mystery Science Theater En Masse: Movie Squares

Super Special 2: Sabrina's Adventure 3: The Sapphire Quest (Part One)

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Note 1: This fic is the sequel to "Sabrina's Adventure 2: Return of Sabrina". If you have missed a riffing along the way...

"Sabrina's Adventure" is here. (Six part riffing from Season 3)
"Sabrina's Adventure 2: Return of Sabrina" is here. (Ten part riffing from Season 6)
"Sabrina's Adventure 2 1/2: The Next Generation" is here. (Optional unfinished interquel fic; One part only from Season 8)

All three of those fics were mainly riffed by the Black Crow.

Note 2: This fic also goes by "Sabrina's Adventure 3: The Journey of Sin", but "The Sapphire Quest" was more commonly used.

Note 3: There will be four riffers for a part. Just like in the riffing of "A Cruel Angel's Thesis", the riffers cannot switch. This time, they are immune until the riffer pool resets after every fifth part. There may be occasional chime ins from those who aren't riffing. Obviously, the Black Crow will start things off.

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1. Sapphire Meets Sabre

Cassy: Who in the world is Sapphire?
Jessie: We'll find out eventually.

15 years ago...

Kyo L.: This whole shitshow of a so-called "saga" spanned twenty-five shittin' years?!
Miyu: Twenty-five years full of going to the beach.

A young hedgehog girl named Sabrina was re-awakened 10 years after she sacrificed herself to save the planet Earth from a deadly threat made by her twin brother,Sabre. After she woke back up,she was given the gift of immortality,giving her the power of eternal life. She used that power to find all her friends,who were all alive and well,but she also found out that her brother was still alive as well.Sabre was now after Sabrina's black chaos emerald,and the legendary rainbow chaos emerald that was inside a young cross-fox,

Sonic: What the heck is a "cross-fox"?
Miyu: A running shoe.
Sonic: Heh.

who was a princess to a village called Forest Village. The princess,Christina,decided to stay with Sonic and his friends for safety. Sabre,unfortunately, captured his sister and got hold of her chaos emerald,which is now known as the Elemental Emeralds,which also includes Christina's rainbow emerald.

Cassy: And since the Chaos Emerald replaced Sabrina's actual heart, she should've been dead!

Sabre used the power of the black emerald and became super powerful,

Rory: No, he didn't! He jolly stomped a jungle gym like a mini Godzilla!

but Sabrina was able to stop Sabre,and got her emerald returned.Sabre escaped them before they could finish him,Sabrina and his friends returned home and celebrated the holiday season.During that,true love was found in them all,Shadow and Sabrina,Sonic and Amy,Tails and Christina. They all got married,Sabrina gave Sonic and his friends immortality,so they can all live to save the world and live happy,forever.

Kyo L.: And they made us miserable... forever.

Present time...

A yellow blur zips through the large city of Station Square,it zips through buildings and highways in seconds as the blur grows faster.The blur reached the Emerald Beach,

Jessie: ...because that's like the only location in this damn series. The stupid beach.

it made giant clouds of dust as it flew through the sandy beach.The blur skidded to a halt on the beach,dipping her feet in the cool water of the ocean. The blur was a female yellow hedgehog with very long quills,red eyes,purple high friction resistant running shoes,and a white tanktop with a blue jean vest and blue jeans. She stepped into the water and cooled her feet off. "Ah,that feels much better!" She sat down in the sand and sighed. Two yellow blurs passed her and stopped. "Hi,Sapphire." She turned around and saw Sabrina and Shadow. "Hi Mom,hey Dad!" Sapphire is the 14 year old daughter of Sabrina and Shadow. She has most of her attributes from Sabrina,her red eyes and supersonic speed came from Shadow.She also had chaos powers that came from Sabrina's black emerald,she is a mortal,

Miyu: Wait, what? How?! Shadow and Sabrina are both immortal! And neither of them passed on their immortality powers to their child? They're going to watch their child grow old and die!
Cassy: Dude, that's like nightmare fuel squared.
Kyo L.: Bad enough that the Sue and her whiny Stu husband reproduced to begin with.

she wasn't afraid of anything because of Shadow's attitude. Sabrina's appearance hasn't changed much since she and Shadow got married 15 years ago,Shadow's appearance hasn't changed much either.

Jessie: Maybe it was from the immortality that you didn't hand over to your kid?

"Are you having a good time,Sapphire?" Sapphire nodded. Shadow stepped into the water and sat down next to Sapphire. "Good." Sabrina walked over to them and sat down in the water. "Hey Mom,I set a new land speed record today!" Sabrina and Shadow smiled and hugged Sapphire. "That's great! You are becoming just like us!" Sapphire smiled.

Cassy: They always went to the beach and smiled a ton. Nothing's changed in fifteen years. This is like purgatory, dude.

Suddenly,two blue blurs passed them,the blurs gust of wind blew the three hedgehogs into the deep water.Luckily,they all knew how to swim,they all quickly swam back to the beach. Sapphire growled. "Speedy! Not again!" Two blue blurs stopped in front of her. It was a blue hedgehog like Sonic,same spines and attitude,but much more hyper,he was 13 years old.

Kyo L.: And he needs to lay off the sugar.
Cassy: Oh, and here is his one-note son.
Jessie: Same with his one-note dad.

"What,it looked like you needed to wash up!" He started laughing. The other blue hedgehog was Sonic,he hasn't changed much since Sabrina gave him immortality.

Miyu: Unfortunately.

"Yo,Shadow,Sabrina,what's up!" Shadow and Sabrina waved to him. "Hey Sonic, we were just looking for you!" They three hedgehogs started chatting.

Miyu: Were they? Were they really?

Sapphire was drying off in the sun,Speedy was running through the beach at supersonic speed.He is the son of Sonic and Amy,he has a sweet heart like Amy,but is adventurous and very active like Sonic,he is also a big joker,always pranking his friends.

Jessie: ...Sonic Junior.
Sonia: Why are you four so disillusioned with this?
Kyo L.: When you've spent two and a half fics reading about a bland Sue and her bland ass friends who have to fix the stupid shit that they've caused, you're gonna be bored.

He ran by Sapphire again,he covered her with sand. "SPEEDY!" Sapphire shook the sand off of her and ran after him. "I'm gonna kill you!"

Kyo L.: We're already gonna start with a death scene? I'll take it!
Cassy: Of course you would.

Speedy ran off,but Sapphire easily caught up with him,she used her foot to trip him while she was still running. He fell to the ground,Sapphire caught him before he hit the ground.Sapphire pulled him up and dusted herself off. "You were lucky this time,Speedy. Next time I won't go so easy on you."

Jessie: Best so-called fight scene ever.

Speedy dusted himself off and ran back to Sonic,who was still talking to Sabrina and Shadow. Sapphire ran over to Sabrina and Shadow. "C'mon, let's all go back home!" Everyone nodded and started running.

Miyu: Who said that?
Cassy: Sapphire... probably.

"Hey,anybody want a race?" Everyone grinned and went as fast as they could off of the beach and into the city.

Miyu: And who said that?
Kyo L.: At this rate, who cares?
Miyu: We've just started this fic, Kyo.
Kyo L.: And you know that I don't care.

After about a minute of racing,they all arrived at their home,they were all still living in the large hotel-like house.

Jessie: It was a mansion, then it just grew into a hotel after twenty-five years.
Kyo L.: It's a Sue fic. Everything has to be bigger or bust.

Sapphire won the race after being neck to neck with Shadow. "That was too easy! I think all of you are slowing down!"

Cassy: Yeah, but you're going to die, mortal.
Jessie: Morbid.

Everyone else was panting heavily from the race.They all walked into the house and went to their rooms. Sabrina and Shadow are now living in the same room,making more room for their daughter. Sonic and Amy were also living in the same room for their son. Sapphire walked into her room and closed the door,same thing for Speedy. The two hedgehog couples walked to the party room where Tails and Christina were. Speedy ran into the room and hugged Tails. "Hi,uncle Tails! What's up?" Tails petted Speedy's blue quills. "We were exploring through the Mystic Ruins, look what we found there!"

Kyo L.: *bored* Lemme guess. A Chaos Emerald?

Tails reached behind him and pulled out a green chaos emerald.

Kyo L.: What do I win?
Jessie: More paragraphs.

Shadow smiled. "It's my chaos emerald! I'v been looking for it for weeks!"

Miyu: Why would Shadow, of all folks... easily lose something? And this is not counting his memories. He's usually on top of stuff.
Cassy: This is the neutered Shadow who almost got hit by a car, remember?

Tails gladly handed the emerald to him,Shadow shook his head. "No,I won't be needing it anymore,see these chaos control pads?" Shadow pointed to the bright green,glowing pads that were on his wrists and ankels. Tails nodded. "Sabrina got them for me so I can teleport without a chaos emerald. You can keep that emerald."

Kyo L., Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: *flatly* What.
Sonic: You kidding me?
Cassy: Did she shave off a piece of her emerald heart to make that?
Kyo L.: We're already being smacked with some hot "Ultimate" tier bullshit.

Tails smiled. "Thanks,Shadow.Oh,and I have a gift for Sapphire in her room,where is she anyway?" Shadow pointed behind him. Sapphire was running into the room with a pair of air shoes on. "Wow! Thank you so much,Tails! These air shoes rock!" Shadow walked over to her. "Okay,is it me,or did someone steal my shoes?" Shadow was teasing her. Everyone started laughing.

Miyu: *flatly* Comedy.
Everyone else: *flatly* My sides.

"Oh,cut it out,Dad!" She teased back at him. "I'm gonna go test them outside! Bye!" She dashed out of the house,but before she could exit,she ran into a goldenrod cross-fox,it was Sakura,the daughter of Tails and Christina.

Kyo K.: Ah, yes. Sakura. It's the only name for a Japanese woman in some fanfic circles.

She looked mostly like Tails,she had two tails that were white on the bottom, icy blue eyes,she was very smart and good with machines,she was 14 years old and had chaos powers from Christina's rainbow chaos emerald. "Ow,sorry,Sapphire.I didn't see you coming." She stood up and started walking to to party room. "Same here,Sakura." Sapphire ran out the door at supersonic speed.

Jessie: *flatly* Compelling conversation.
Cassy: *bored* Incredibly deep, dude.

Sapphire was running through the beach at supersonic speed,

Benimaru: Yes, yes, we know. Is there anything that can't happen at supersonic speed?
Sonia: Aside from these paragraphs that are going on and on?
Benimaru: Those are going at a snail's pace.

testing her new air shoes Tails got for her. "Wow,these shoes rock,they look exactly like Dad's shoes!"

Miyu: Ah, so the newly acquired 3D printer does work.
Tails: *looking at his blueprints* Yeah...

She started running through the water,she skimmed the surface and ran across it without sinking.She suddenly saw a small island,getting bigger each second. "That must be the island Mom told me about,I should check it out!" She started running faster to the large island,she arrived about a minute later. She stopped in a large city,many people were walking around,many cars were going by. "Wow,this place is as big as Station Square!" She started running through the large city.Within a few minutes,she ran out of the city and started running on the beaches,after another few minutes,she darted into the forest. She was jumping from tree to tree as she zipped through the forest. She suddenly saw a yellow blur pass right in front of her,she gasped and stopped running.

Kyo L.: Ladies and gentlemen... the ham has returned.
Rory: *looks around frantically* Ham?! Where?!
Axl: Not actual ham, Rory.
Rory: Then quit saying that! Got me hungry for no reason!

"What was that?" She looked around,but she didn't see anything through the thick bushes and trees. "Where are you,I know someone almost sideswiped me!" She suddenly heard a slight chuckle coming from all sides,

Miyu: How? Is he using a sound system?
Cassy: It's supposed to be "eerie", dude.
Miyu: It's not working.
Cassy: *waves her hands around*
Miyu: Now it's definitely not working.

Sapphire started getting nervous,she clenched her fist,making it glow black. "Hmhmhmhm,it's been a while,sister." A dark voice came from in front of her. "Sister? Who said that?" Suddenly,a yellow figure stepped out from the bushes in front of her.It was a yellow hedgehog that looked just like her,it was a male hedgehog,looked much like Sabrina,except he had black on the ends of his quills,he also had black clothes and a spiked collar on his neck and arms.

Cassy: We missed you, Sabrenagi.
Kyo K.: Did you nuts really name him after my damn clone?
Cassy: Yes.

"Who are you?" The figure walked up to her,he grinned. "Yes,sister,you do remember your own twin brother,right? And you owe me that black emerald!" Sapphire backed away. "I don't know who you are,but you better stay away from me!"

Miyu: *sings* It's a family affair...

The figure stepped up to her. "Give me MY black emerald! Or feel the wrath of me and my son!"

Jessie: Sabrina's Adventure 3: Sabrenagi's Wrath.
Cassy: *cracks up*
Kyo K.: *facepalms* Fic just had to be over twenty chapters.
Kyo L.: Hold on, he has a son? Who the heck slept with him?
Miyu: A hedgehog version of... um... Emiko's clone, perhaps?
Emi: *buries her face in her hands, sighs heavily*
Cassy: Hmm. That unfinished interquel was supposed to have sex scenes and rape. Best case scenario is that he did genuinely fall for someone. Worst case scenario is that he raped and impregnated someone just so he could have a kid of his own.
Miyu: Please don't let it be the latter.

Suddenly,another yellow figure came out from the same bushes,it looked exactly like the other yellow hedgehog. It ran at supersonic speed to the bigger figure. "Meet my son,Sabretooth!

Cassy: *in a singsong voice* Someone's gonna sue you, someone's gonna sue you!

I have found out that the emerald I once held 15 years ago, gave me immortality!

Jessie: Offscreen!

Give up,or be destroyed,Sabrina!" Sapphire recognized the name. Suddenly,the two figures ran at Sapphire,she jumped out of the way before they hit the ground,punching it. "Get away from me,you creeps! I don't even know you!" The two figures jumped at her again,Sapphire got scared for the first time in her life,she started screaming. She rolled out of the way before the two hedgehogs struck the ground. "Please,leave me alone!" The two hedgehogs turned around and ran at her again,she was cornered between two trees and two hedgehogs. Sapphire closed her eyes and started screaming.

Kyo L.: Look, I understand that she's scared, but should she at least attempt to run away?
Miyu: Unfortunately, they'd use their speed to try to catch up to her.

Suddenly,she heard a rustling sound,then she heard punching sounds,she opened her eyes and saw Sabrina tackling the two hedgehogs. "Leave her alone,Sabre!" The two hedgehogs were caught off guard as Sabrina clenched her fist and punched Sabre.

Jessie: That is some fierce motherly instinct.

"What in the world---Mom!" Sapphire stood up. Sabre was injured from the unexpected attack. He got back up and ran at Sapphire,she started screaming again. "Hold on,Sapphire!" She heard Shadow's voice from the forest,he leaped out and tackled Sabre down. Sapphire opened her eyes again and saw her parents fighting the two hedgehogs. "Leave Sapphire alone,Sabre!" Sabre jumped back before Shadow punched him. "I'll be back,sister! Sabretooth,let's go!" Sabretooth,who was still fighting Sabrina, backed away and vanished. Sabre disappeared in a small flash.

Kyo L.: Ah, I see that he's still a playground bully.
Cassy: He gains immortality, and what does he do? He bullies his own niece. Yep, sounds about right for ol' Sabrenagi.

Sabrina and Shadow ran to Sapphire and hugged her tightly. "Sapphire,we heard you screaming.Are you okay?Did my brother hurt you?" Sapphire smiled. "I'm fine,Mom. Who was that?" Sabrina and Shadow let go of her and stood up. "I never got the chance to tell you,it happened before you were born,he's my twin brother,Sabre.

Jessie: Yes, I'm pretty sure that her uncle being born came first, too.
Kyo L.: Tell that to the Joestar family.

He's very mean and dangerous,and that smaller kid, we don't know about him.If you see him anywhere,run,run far away until he's gone." Sapphire nodded.

Miyu: Why would you tell her to run when he can also do the same?
Jessie: Run so fast and hope that he runs out of breath first.

Shadow and Sabrina started walking away. "Come on Sapphire,let's go home." Sapphire smiled and followed them to the beach where they skimmed the water back to Station Square.

After they all got back home in Station Square,everyone was waiting for them inside. Sakura and Speedy were waiting in the party room,worried about their friend. "I hope she's okay,good thing I heard her screaming."

Miyu: Who said that?
Cassy: Does it really matter, dude? They're all one boring blob of suck.

The front door opened and revealed Shadow,Sabrina,and Sapphire unharmed. Sonic and the others ran up to them. "Hey kid,you're okay! What happened?" Sapphire explained the incident. She then walked to her room and closed the door.Sakura and Speedy followed her.They both walked in her room where she was sitting on her bed,thinking,they both sat down next to her. "Hey Sapphire,what happened out there?" Sapphire layed down. "Well,I ran to this large island,it was one that my mom told me about. I went over there and saw this strange hedgehog,two of them,they looked exactly like my mom. They were gonna attack me,but mom and dad saved me just in time,mom told me that that big hedgehog I saw was her twin brother, Sabre. Sabre said that that little kid was his son,Sabretooth. He was about our age."

Kyo L.: Y'know, she's supposed to be tired. And she just went and summarized part of this damn chapter.

Speedy and Sakura gasped. "You mean Sabre? He's one tough dude if you get near him!" Sapphire nodded.

Kyo L.: No, he's not. His biggest enemy was a jungle gym.

"Yeah,you're right. He said something about a black chaos emerald,the powers that I have.But I only have the power of the emerald,not the emerald itself. He's after my mom, because of her black emerald,I don't know what he wants with it,but we better keep him away from mom!" Speedy and Sakura nodded.

Miyu: He wants to destroy another playground.
Cassy: He's never living this down.

They heard their parents calling. "Sapphire,Speedy,Sakura! Time to eat!" The three kids jumped off Sapphire's bed and ran out the door,they went to the kitchen and ate dinner.

After they finished eating,the three kids went outside to cool off,it wasn't dark yet,they still had some time to run around. Sakura got out first,she started spinning her two tails and started flying.Speedy and Sapphire started racing through the city,Sakura was flying above them,keeping watch to see who wins. Within about about a minute,they all returned to the starting line,Speedy and Sapphire were neck to neck, they both passed the line at the same time. Sakura checked the pace,it was a tie.

Jessie: *flatly* Thrilling.

"It's a tie,you both passed the line at the same time."

Jessie: ...we got that. You don't need to tell us twice.

It was starting to get dark outside,they heard Sonic,Tails,and Shadow calling them. "Were coming,Dad!" The three started running back to the house,they were all tired.When they got home,they went to their rooms to go to bed,they all tucked in. Their parents walked in to say goodnight. Sonic and Amy walked into Speedy's room,where he was still wide awake. "Aw,come on,Mom! Why do we have to go to bed early?" Amy walked up and pulled the blanket over him. "Because,you may never know what will hit if you sleep in. Besides, we go to bed at the same time as you."

Kyo L.: They all go to sleep at the same time. They all wake up at the same time. They have no personalities and do the same shit day in, day out.
Cassy: Assimilate. Assimilate.

Speedy crossed his arms. "Fine." Amy kissed Speedy on the forehead,Speedy layed down in his bed and closed his eyes. Sonic and Amy quietly stepped out and closed the door,Sonic left the door cracked open for some light. "Goodnight,son." He and Amy went to their room.

Sakura was already near falling asleep,Tails and Christina walked in. "Oh,you're almost asleep already? You must be exhausted." Sakura smiled. "I think I'll go to the beach tomorrow."

Miyu: They're always at the beach. Seriously, why are we bothering with this if it's basically the previous fic with a different coat of paint?

Tails and Christina smiled. Sakura yawned and fell asleep. Tails put his hand on her forehead and petted it,Christina leaned in and kissed her on the forehead. They both smiled and quietly walked out of her room and closed the door. "Goodnight,Sakura." They both walked to their room and went to bed.

Sapphire was sitting in her bed,thinking about what happened earlier,Shadow and Sabrina walked in and sat down next to her. "Sapphire,is something wrong?" Sapphire shook her head. "No,it's just that before you rescued me on that island,Sabre said that kid is his son,do you know anything about that?" Sabrina wrapped her arms around him. "No,but we will try to figure that out,okay?

Cassy: Something tells me that I don't want to find out.

But in the meantime,if you see him or that kid,tell me or run away from them,okay?" Sapphire nodded. Shadow put his hand on her shoulder. "We would never let you get hurt by that evil person,we always try our best to protect you. We don't want anything bad to happen to you,we both love you."

Jessie: *as Sabrina* Don't forget that your father and I will watch you die of old age, too.

Sapphire smiled. Sabrina and Shadow stood up and walked out of the room and went to their room. "Goodnight,Sapphire." Sapphire layed down and fell asleep after a while.

Kyo L.: And then she never woke up. Fic's over, can we leave now?
Jayleen: Well, you are currently subject to immunity. Of course, you may leave your seat for any necessary bathroom needs, but you may not vacate the premises until this... "story" is complete.
Kyo L.: Are you serious?
Jayleen: My theater, my rules, LeMaire.
Kyo L.: Gah. This is gonna suck.
Miyu: You say that every time, Kyo.
Kyo L.: Yeah, but it's really gonna suck.
Miyu: ...you say that, too.

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