Mystery Science Theater En Masse: Movie Squares

Super Special 2: Sabrina's Adventure 3: The Sapphire Quest (Part Fourteen)

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Note: The riffers for this part will be Sonic, Emi, James, and Tails.

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14. Two-Faced Sabre

Emi: I see that a certain version lacks the hyphen and makes it look like "TwoFaced Sabre".
Sonic: I mean, this thing's full of block paragraphs of doom, so will that really affect us?
Emi: I guess not.

On Paradise Island,Sabre reappeared ith Sabrina struggiling in his arms. "Put me down,Sabre!" Sabre chuckled and walked into the forest. "Don't try to escape this time,sister. You do know about the condition you are in."

James: Yet you were the one who fuckin' manhandled her. Are you mad, mate?
Tails: I'm going to hazard an incredibly obvious guess and say that he is.

Sabrina kept struggling,but no avail. Her swollen belly limited her strength,speed,and movements.

Emi: I'm pretty sure that her strength wouldn't be that limited...

"You won't get away with this! My friends will come and get me,and tear you to scrap!" Sabre chuckled again. "Don't count on them to save you,because they will need the saving once they get here!" Sabre found his bonfire,he entered the area and put Sabrina down by the fire. Sabrina stood up. "That was pretty foolish,Sabre!" Sabre only grinned. "We'll see about that." Sabrina tried to launch a punch at him,but it was very slow and weak. Sabre grabbed her arm and twisted it. Sabrina yelped in pain.

Tails: It's always the arm.
Sonic: I thought that was Miyu's line.
Tails: Yes, it is. However, Jayleen made her go detox since she... well, you saw her eat her beret.
Jayleen: She sorely needed it. The James twins and LeMaire should be a big help in aiding her recovery as well.

Sabre released her arm and sat by the fire. Sabrina kept holding her sore arm. She tried to heal it,but her emerald was very weak from the baby. She sighed. Sabre held his hand out. "Now,give me your emerald. You can't use it now,so go on and try to escape! Either way,I will get it!" Sabrina growled and tried to punch him again,but he grabbed her other arm and twisted it. Sabrina screamed even louder. She backed away and let her limp arms hang.

James: Fuckin' hell! What'd you do, break them?
Emi: Then again, I think she ripped one of his arms off and it just grew back or something.

"You will never get my emerald! Never!" Sabre growled and grabbed her neck. He started choking her. Sabrina was coughing for air. "Let me go!" She coughed again. Sabre started choking her harder. Sabrina couldn't breathe,she tried to move her arms,but they were broken.

James: Yikes. I was being a bit sarcastic there. Didn't know he'd actually do it.
Tails: On the other hand, we are talking about a possessed murderer here.

"Please,Sabre...don't do this to me!" Sabre ignored her pleads and choked her even more. "I want that emerald! I don't care what happens to you,it's the emerald I want!" Sabrina managed to get a breath of air. "Over my dead bloody body." Sabre grinned and picked her up by her neck. "So,you've got a big mouth,doesn't matter! Give me that emerald!"

Emi: I'm getting flashbacks to just about everything that the head writer did now.

He walked to a tree and pinned her to it,still holding her neck. "Now!" Sabrina was struggling for air. "Please...let...me..go!" Sabre grinned. "Not until you give me your emerald! Give it to me,now!" Sabrina kept struggling,she was running out of air. She stopped struggling,she went limp. The black emerald started showing in front of her. Sabre grabbed it. "Yes! I hold the dark emerald one more!" Sabrina was unconcious,Sabre held her by the neck. "Hm,I must thank you for giving back my emerald. But I will deal with you later!" He dropped Sabrina on the ground.

Tails: And considering that I should be using logic here... her child should be at the very least in severe danger or at the very worst, dead from trauma. Of course, the child will be delivered well and healthy as if nothing had ever happened.
James: And there's the old villain ball. He didn't kill her when he had the chance. Why even bother?
Sonic: 'Cause her name's in the title. Can't be called "Sabrina's Adventure" if she's dead.

Suddenly,Sabre heard voices. He grinned evily. "Perfect timing. I was just getting ready to hunt down those fools!" He stood there,patiently waiting. Several blurs ran into the area. They all stopped. They were Sonic,Tails,Christina,Shadow,Sapphire,Sakura,Speedy,and Sabretooth. Sonic walked up to Sabre and grabbed his neck. "Alright,where's Sabrina?" Sabre only grinned. "And if I don't tell you?"

Emi: To quote a certain seal with a lime slice on her head... "Heck him up!"
Tails: He never left the area! She's behind him! Or next to him! Whatever! Anyway, she's right there!
Sonic: *facepalms* Eight people didn't notice her? Are you kidding me?
James: These people are bloody stupid.

Sonic growled and held his fist up. "Then you'll get a pounding from every one of us!" Sabre grinned evily. "Wrong,you're the one who's getting the beating!"

Akiko: ...lewd.

Sonic saw his eyes glow red. "Huh?" Sabre grabbed Sonic's arm and threw him at the others. Everyone caught him and set him back to his feet. Tails ran up to him. "Sonic,are you okay?" Sonic grinned and cracked his knuckles. "Better than ever,buddy! I'm just getting warmed up,right guys?" Everyone growled and joined him. Sabre only grinned,he clenched his fists,they glowed black. Everyone gasped.

Tails: *as himself, hacks*

Shadow ran up to him. "No. He got the emerald. Where's Sabrina?!" Sabre didn't answer,he suddenly clenched his fists.

Emi: So... he's clenching them again?

A dark shield covered him,blowing Shadow away. He quickly got back up. Sabretooth growled and ran at Sabre. Sabretooth jumped over Sabre and vanished. Sabre's shield faded,he looked around and grinned. "I can see your every move,Sabretooth! You can't fool me with your pathetic tricks!" Suddenly,Sabretooth reappeared behind Sabre,launching a punch. Sabre grinned evily and used his dark shield. Sabretooth hit the shield,he was screaming in great pain as he bounced off the shield and fell to the ground. He was screaming in pain,

James: Right. Did you mention that he was screaming in pain? See, I didn't get that.

Sapphire ran up to him. "Sabretooth! Are you okay?"

Tails: *grimaces* Three guesses. First two don't count.
Sonic: Can't wait to see how she'll react when someone stabs one of her buddies.
Tails: It'll just be a flesh wound. She can heal that.

Sabretooth was barely moving. "I can't move! He paralyzed me!" Sapphire gasped and used her powers to heal him. After a minute,he was able to stand up. They both looked at Sabre,who was fighting Sonic and Shadow. He punched the two hedgehogs. They both landed on their feet. Sabre grinned. "You are too late to save your pathetic friend,you won't stop me!"

Sonic: Hear that, folks? Sabrina and Shadow are just friends.
Tails: We're downgrading further, aren't we? Soon they'll just be "friends who live down the street from each other".
Sonic: Pretty sure that's called a separation, Tails.

Suddenly,he was tackled by a yellow blur. Sabre got back to his feet and saw Christina,she had her fists up,she was glowing multiple colors. "Sabre,you are going to pay for this! You kidnapped my friend and you took her emerald!"

James: Hold on, she's finally going to do something for once? I'm about to be slightly impressed.

Christina suddenly ran at Sabre at supersonic speed. Sabre jumped in the air before Christina ran under him and jumped at him from behind. Sabre was off guard as he was kicked. He flew to the ground,but landed on his feet. He growled and healed himself. "You are not bad for a princess. You will pay for that!"Sabre ran at Christina,but he was suddenly tackled by Tails. He was growling. "You leave her alone,Sabre!" Sabre growled and got back to his feet.

Emi: Really? They're now growling all the time? Are they going to devolve and eat their own clothes off, too?
Tails: That joke had some awkward timing.

Closeby,Sabrina slowly woke up. She slowly sat up and rubbed her head. She saw the battle,she gasped. "Oh no! I need to help them!"

James: Did you just forget that your fucking arms are broken?! Wait a fucking second. How the fuck did you rub your head with a broken arm?!
Sonic: I just realized something. If she can heal injuries, why isn't she healing her own injuries?
Emi: To be fair, she doesn't have the game breaking gem right now. And yes, you have a point. Um...
Tails: Just get Sapphire to heal her.
Emi: Oh, yeah.

She tried to stand up,but both of her arms were broken.

James: *with a dunce cap on his head* Now I remember the original reason why the Black Crow almost killed each other that day. Bloody fic's so fuckin' condescending to your damn memory.
Sonic: She tried to stand up, which uses your legs, but she can't because her arms were broken?
Emi: It's for leverage to help you stand up easier. You can stand up without the arms, but it just takes a little more effort.

"Sabre has my emerald! They won't survive!" She tried calling them,but she was too far away for them to hear her. Sabrina kept struggling to get up,she finally managed to stand up. She slowly started walking to the battle.

Emi: Yes, the battle that suddenly warped about thirty feet away from her.

Sapphire was fighting Sabre,she suddenly saw a yellow figure. She quickly ran to her. "Mom!" Sabrina saw Sapphire and started walking faster. "Sapphire,help me." Sapphire stopped by her. "Mom,you're okay!" Sabrina wrapped her arms aroung her.

Tails: *balks* Seriously?! Your arms are broken! How are you doing this?!
Emi: I just don't understand how this fic's being so inconsistent with these injuries. This is ridiculous.

"I'm glad that you are,too." Sabrina let go of her and smiled. "Sapphire,I'm hurt!

Sonic: *guffaws* Lady, you just wrapped your randomly healed arms around your daughter.
Tails: Also, why is she smiling while she's saying that? What is going on here?

Please use your powers,you still have them!" Sapphire nodded as her hands started glowing black. She quickly healed her mother. Sabrina smiled. "Thank you,Sapphire." Sapphire smiled. "Come on,I'll get you to a safe spot so you won't get hurt!" Sabrina nodded and followed Sapphire through the forest. After several minutes,Sabrina felt weak again,she stopped walking. "Sapphire,I can't go much farther,I need to rest!" Sapphire stopped and ran to her. "Mom,we can't stop now! We're almost in the city! You'll be safe there!" Sabrina smiled. "Don't worry about me,Sapphire. I'll stay here,I think I'm far enough." Sapphire smiled. "Okay,I'll go back and find dad! He can take you to the city." Sabrina nodded. "Okay,go get Shadow and help the others." Sapphire nodded and hugged Sabrina. She hugged even tighter. "Be careful,Sapphire. I believe in you." Sapphire pulled away and darted into the forest.

James: Now hurry up before she gives birth in the damn forest.

Back in the fight,Sonic,Shadow,and everyone else were fighting Sabre. Sabre has just punched Speedy. He flew back and landed on his feet. "Sabre,you won't get away with this!" Sabre grinned and ran at Speedy. The blue hedgehog moved out of the way,but Sabre didn't stop,he ran at Sonic. Speedy gasped. "Dad,watch out!" Sonic looked and saw Sabre running at him. Sonic jumped out of the way just in time. Sonic quickly turned around and kicked Sabre. He flew at Shadow,the black hedgehog kicked Sabre. He grabbed his neck. "I am going to ask you one more time! Where is Sabrina?" Sabre didn't answer,he only grinned. His hand was glowing black. He suddenly shot a small energy beam at Shadow's leg. He fell to the ground,releasing his grip on Sabre. Shadow was partially paralyzed. He couldn't move his legs.

Tails: Okay. First, it was one leg, now both of his legs are paralyzed all of a sudden? Everything's going so fast. Seriously, was this written by--
Sonic: Don't say it.
Tails: ...you, Sonic?
James: Heh. I doubt that, though. Pretty sure he'd know how to space paragraphs out.

Sabre growled and ran at Sonic. He was caught off guard as the yellow blur hit him. Sonic fell to the ground,he got back up and growled. "What did you do with Sabrina? Tell me!" Sabre grinned,but he was suddenly hit by a dark energy ball. Sabre fell to the ground,paralyzed.

Emi: I'm about to be paralyzed with boredom.
Tails: *yawns as he browses on his Miles Electric* I already am.

Sonic looked around and saw Sapphire running to him. "Sonic! I found mom!" Sonic gasped. "Where is she?" Sonic suddenly felt great pain in his legs,he fell to the ground and saw Sabre holding his leg with a glowing hand.

Sonic: Something tells me that everyone got sick of being hit in the arms, so now everyone's getting hit in the legs to make up for it.

Sabre healed himself and looked at Sapphire. Sabre launched a small energy beam,but Sapphie quickly dodged it. She looked around and saw Shadow laying on the ground. Sapphire gasped and ran to him. Shadow couldn't move. Sapphire quickly healed him. Shadow got to his feet. Sapphire pointed behind her. "Dad,I found mom! She's over there near the city!"

James: Now hurry up before she gives birth. No, seriously.

Shadow growled and darted into the forest. Sapphire quickly turned back to Sabre,who was now fighting Sakura. Sapphire ran to her and punched Sabre. Sabre flew back at a tree,but he jumped off it at Sakura. Sabre kicked her,Sakura flew at Sabretooth,but Sapphire caught her. Sapphire put Sakura down. She smiled. "Sapphire,I have an idea!" Sapphire backed away. "What is it?" Sakura stepped closer. "Sapphire,I thought about our powers! What if we use both of them on Sabre at the same time!"

James: What kind of fuckin' Captain Planet horseshite is this?
Emi: I'm surprised that this didn't happen sooner.

Sapphire smiled. "Hm,good idea,let's try it!" Sakura nodded. They both ran to Sabre,their fists were glowing. Sabre was confused when he saw them on each side of him. He was unsure of their plan. Sapphire and Sakura suddenly shot each an energy ball at Sabre. The evil hedgehog gasped and jumped out of the way. The two energy balls collided,there was a massive explosion.

Emi: Unfortunately, it didn't create a massive black hole that sucked the entire universe inside out.

Sabre growled. Sapphire and Sakura quickly did another shot. Sabre saw it coming from behing him. He gasped. "No!" The two energy balls hit him at the same time. There was no explosion,Sabre was glowing white. Suddenly,there was a bright white flash,blinding everyone. The light faded away.

Sonic: And we're in a white space, meaning... that this fic is over! See ya! *gets up, runs out of the theater*
Jayleen: *sighs as she presses a button*
Sonic: *runs into a wall that suddenly emerges from the floor*
Jayleen: To be honest, I could only go by data from the last time that we have all gathered here. However... to deal with eighteen of you, I had to figure out how every last one of you would react, snap, or attempt to leave the theater. Of course, Hedgehog happened to be the most difficult to figure out. He's obviously dealt with a diabolical madman on an incredibly consistent basis. And yet...
Tails: Sonic, you fell for the most basic trap!
Sonic: How was I supposed to know that she'd do that, Tails?
Emi: When you find out who her father is, you'd know.
James: *as he approaches Sonic and picks him up* That was comically bad, mate.
Sonic: Great. Now everyone's gonna pile up on me for this.
James: *as he places Sonic into his seat* Well, not really. Miyu and her friends are out, remember?
Sonic: Ugh. I think I have a headache.
Emi: Perhaps it's a bigger headache, considering what's still going...
Tails: Hold on, eighteen? Why eighteen?
Jayleen: There are two people who would not leave under any circumstances... well, unless it's absolutely necessary. That's why it's eighteen and not twenty.

Everyone gasped at what they saw. There were two figures on the ground. They looked exacly alike. The one on the left sat up and growled. "No! I lost control of his body!" The other figure sat up and rubbed his head. He saw the other Sabre and gasped. "Yes! It worked! I'm free!"

Benimaru: Damn it, Kusanagi really did possess Kyo's body again.
Kyo K.: *facepalms*

Everyone was staring at them. Sabretooth walked to them. "What's going on here? Is this another one of your tricks?" The Sabre on the right backed away. "Wait! Don't hurt me! I'm innocent! That faker over there was controlling my body!"

Tails: Are we ever going to get an explanation on when, why, or how he was possessed?
Emi: Probably not. And if we do, it's going to be one terrible backstory.

The Sabre on the left stood up and ran at him. "That's right,and I want it back!" The Sabre on the left rolled out of the way. He quickly stood up and punched the other Sabre. He flew back and growled. Sonic and the others were in complete shock. Sonic looked at them. "Okay,does anyone here know what just happened here?" Tails looked at them. "Hm,I'm not sure,but that mean Sabre is hurting the good Sabre! Sabre must have been being controlled by his dark side! Sonic,we have to attack the dark Sabre!"

Emi: Something tells me that the writer is going to have to go back to the drawing board once again.
Keiko: Hmph. She's revised her rewrite about three or four times now.

Sonic nodded and ran at the evil Sabre. The good Sabre was being hit multiple times.

James: And all of the hits were in the arm. Miyu came back and ate another beret right in front of us.

Evil Sabre grinned and kicked him. He was suddenly tackled by a blue blur. Evil Sabre got back to his feet and punched Sonic. He turned back to Good Sabre,who was right behind him. He put his hand on Evil Sabre's back,it went inside. Evil Sabre screamed in pain. Good Sabre felt the emerald,he grinned. "Time to stop you from taking my sister's emerald!" He pulled out the emerald. Evil Sabre screamed loudly. "No! I can't live without that emerald!" Once the emerald was completely out of his body,he started glowing white. The white figure started fading away,a giant green beam shot down on him. Sapphire gasped. "He must be going into the Master Emerald!" Evil Sabre's figure faded away in the green light. "NOOOOO!!!!" The giant beam started fading away. When it was gone,Evil Sabre was nowhere in sight. Everyone looked around,Good Sabre was also gone. Everyone stayed shocked. Sonic broke the silence. "Is he gone?" He ran to the area of the disappearance. "Looks like he went into the Master Emerald! We beat him,guys!" Everyone started cheering,except Sapphire and Sabretooth. They were somehow sad of Sabre's disappearance.

Emi: Why?! If you're referring to his evil self, then why? He raped a woman, killed innocent civilians, backstabbed his own son, attempted to murder his family... need I go on?
James: I'm literally surprised that nobody tried to make a "twu luv" Suegina to "heal" him.
Emi: Mr. Daniels... that usually only works on warped canon male characters. Sabre's an OC.
Tails: James, don't jinx it. You jinxed something else a handful of chapters ago, remember?
James: Jeez. Should've kept my mouth shut, then.

Sabretooth notices a trail of footprints leaving the disappearance area. He ran to them and looked closely. He gasped. "Wait,one of them is still here! He ran away." He looked toward the forest where the prints were leading. Sapphire looked at them. "So,either the good Sabre or the bad Sabre got away,should we follow them?" Sabretooth shook his head. "No,I think we'll find out soon."

Tails: Well, the narration spoiled it for us, so we already know who's still around. However, they don't. Therefore, they should attempt to find him.
Sonic: Tails... that's logic.
Tails: *sighs* Worst "heroes" ever.

Sapphire suddenly remembered the city. "Sabretooth! Since he's gone for a while,I can take you to your mom!" Sabretooth smiled.

Tails: Um... why are you smiling?
James: Welcome to Stepford, mate. Enjoy your stay.

Sapphire started running towards the city at supersonic speed. Sonic and the others looked around. "Well,I think he's gone. Come on,we have to go find Sabrina and Shadow!" Everyone nodded and all ran into the forest.

In the forest,Sabrina was still waiting for someone to help her. She still didn't have her powers.

Sonic: *eating a chili dog while a dunce cap is on his head* Uh-huh. We know.
Tails: Wait, you didn't order a chili dog, Sonic.
Sonic: Hammerspace. Jade's summer home didn't nullify Hammerspace.

"Oh,where's Shadow? I hope everyone's okay! If they can't help me,them I'll have to go alone!" Sabrina stood up and started walking towards the edge of the forest. After several minutes of walking through the dark forest,Sabrina managed to get out of the area. She looked around and saw the lights coming from the city buildings not far away. "Finally!" Sabrina started walking towards the city. Suddenly,she felt something wet.

Emi, Tails: *looks at James*
James: What?

She stopped walking and looked down. She saw a small puddle of clear liquid.

Emi, Tails: *stares at James, narrows their eyes*
James: No, really. What?
Jessie: Um... Tails? Emi? I don't think James is going to make a joke at all. You do remember that Sabrina's still pregnant, right?
Emi, Tails: *blinks as they turn their attention to the screen*
Sonic: Uh... yep. Her water broke. She's going right into labor.

Sabrina gasped. "No,not now! Not now!" She felt strong pain. Sabrina fell to her knees,breathing heavily. "This can't happen now,I have to get to the city!" The pain overtook her. She started calling for help. "Is anybody out there? Somebody help!"

Sonic: Welcome to the conveniently deserted city.
Tails: Maybe a random car chase will happen in the next five seconds.

Closeby,one of the two Sabres was walking through the forest,holding the glowing black emerald in his hand. "Finally,I got that guy out of my head! Now what do I do with this emerald? Sabrina is somewhere around here. What have I done to her all these years? There is no way for anyone to forgive me for my actions."

James: Mate, you were possessed. It ain't going to be easily forgiven, but your worries make sense.
Tails: He's the brother of the main character. Someone's going to forgive him at the drop of a hat.

He suddenly heard a familiar voice calling for help. Sabre stopped walking and listened. He gasped at the voice. "It's Sabrina,she's in trouble! I have to help her,and return her emerald." Sabre turned around and ran through the jungle as fast as he could. After several minutes of searching. He exited the forest. He looked to his left and saw Sabrina laying on the ground,screaming in pain. He slowly walked to her. Sabrina saw him and gasped. "No. Don't hurt me."

Sonic: *holds up a block of wood*

Sabre stopped by her and gently picked her up. Sabrina was completely shocked. "Sabre,you're saving me? Why?" Sabre started walking to the city. "Because,you are my sister,and you are in need of your emerald." Sabre held out the black emerald. Sabrina gasped. Sabre held the emerald over her,it was absorbed into her body. Sabrina was confused about his actions. "Why are you helping me?" Sabre continued walking. "Sister,I was being controlled by a dark creature. He can turn into anybody or anything. He used that power to trick me several years ago,that's what made me evil.

Emi: Oh. I see that we now have a half-baked backstory.

Now I am rid of that monster." Sabrina gasped,but then she moaned in pain. Sabre stopped walking. "Sister,are you alright?" Sabrina caught her breath. "Sabre,take me to the hospital. Hurry!" Sabre started running to the city,holding Sabrina tightly. After about a minute,he stopped in front of a very large building. He walked to the doors and set Sabrina down. Doctors saw them and ran outside to Sabrina. "Quick,take her to the delivery room!" Doctors came out with a stretcher,the put Sabrina on it and carried her inside the building. Sabre saw a nurse looking at him through the glass doors of the hospital. Sabre watched her for a few seconds before he turned around and started running to the forest.

An hour later in the forest,Sonic and the others returned to the park after they searched the island six times. Sonic sighed. "It's no good,we tried our best to find her,any luck,guys?" They managed to find Shadow. Everyone shook their heads. Sonic sighed. "I really hope she's okay,at least Sabre's gone." Everyone nodded. Sonic started waling towards the beach. "Come on,guys. Let's go home." Everyone followed him sadly,Shadow used Chaos Control to transport everyone back to Station Square.

James: And then their worries caused them to have a sleepless night because they didn't know which Sabre was running around.
Tails: With all the stuff that's been happening these last few chapters, how in the world can they just rest easily like that?
Sonic: They're androids, Tails. It's been mentioned. Also, why didn't they stay in the city so they can resume the search tomorrow?
Tails: Logic. And Sabrina's parents are still in the broken hotel house. Well, at least there's Chaos Control. It beats walking on the darn ocean surface.
Emi: Uh... I'm pretty sure that Paradise City has police, right? Why didn't they go to the nearest police station and file a missing persons report?
Tails: That is also logic.

In Paradise City,Sapphire and Sabretooth were running through the streets. Sapphire saw the tall hotel lights and ran to it,Sabretooth following close behind. After a minute,the two hedgehogs arrived in front of the doors. Sapphire and Sabretooth walked inside. Once they went inside,the visitors saw Sabretooth,they all gasped and started panicing.

Sonic: *facepalms* Not this again...
Tails: No, really. What was the point of sticking two earrings into his ears again?
Emi: Because... that's it. Just because.

Everyone ran away from them,screaming. After a minute of panicing,a woman walked into the room and yelled. "EVERYBODY BE QUIET!!" Everyone stopped running and the room grew silent. One of the worker walked to her. "Miss Marie! Sabre is attacking us!"

Sonic: It's Sabretooth. And he was just standing there!
James: Fire that person right now. That person is the kind who'd get a minor paper cut, claim that it was a broken leg, and then try to sue.
Amy: Marie? Her name is Marie? This is the woman who almost killed herself because she didn't get a boyfriend, right? I think that Kyo's "Bella" jokes are making some accidental sense now.
Sonic: Wait, what? Then what was Bella's full name?
Amy: Isabella Marie Swan.
Tails: That's got to be unintentional. Then again, we're usually accurate by accident.

The woman looked around and saw the two hedgehogs,she recognized Sapphire. "Hello,Sapphire,what brings you here?" Sapphire pointed to Sabretooth. "I found your son,and we stopped Sabre!" Sabretooth looked at the woman. "That woman! She looks,so familiar! Could this be my mother?" Many questions raced through his mind.

Tails: I didn't know that babies had photographic memory. It must've slipped my mind.
Emi: Are you being sarcastic about this again?
Tails: Incredibly.

The woman gasped. "Son? Is it really you?" Sabretooth backed away. "I'm not sure." Sapphire elbowed him lightly. "Sabretooth,this is your mother!"

Emi: Um, you are the person who started a useless love triangle that devolved into a brawl and got away with it. Do you really think he should trust your words?

Sabretooth was filled with questions again. His thoughs were suddenly taken off as he felt arms around him. "Sabretooth,it is you. We've only known each other for days,don't you remember me?"

Tails: He. Was. A. Baby. Jeez, why is everyone so... dense?

Sabretooth felt something familiar from the embrace. He felt warmer. He suddenly remembered her,he could now remember the only few days he was with her,before Sabre took him away. Sabretooth had tears forming in his eyes. "Mother,it is you! I remember how much you cared for me when I was young,I remember everything!"

James: You remember being born as well, mate?

Marie hugged him tighter,she had tears running down her face. She release her grip on him and smiled. "You look just as I remembered!" Sabretooth smiled. Marie looked to Sapphire. "Thank you,Sapphire." Sapphire smiled. Then she looked back at Sabretooth. "Sabretooth,would you like to stay here with me?" Sabretooth looked to Sapphire,she gave a thumbs up. Sabretooth turned back to Marie. "Mother,I will stay." Marie smiled and hugged him again. She released her grip. Sabretooth looked to Sapphire. She had tears in her eyes. Sabretooth walked to her and wrapped his arms around her. "I'm going to miss you,Sapphire. Thank you for all your help.

Tails: Bullying. You mean bullying.

How can I ever repay you?" Sapphire hugged back and smiled. "You can come visit us whenever you want,Sabretooth!" Sabretooth pulled away. "I will." He walked back to his mother. Sapphire waved to them before she left the hotel. She sighed sadly as she left. "I'm going to miss you too,Sabretooth. We all will." She ran to the nearest beach and skimmed the surface back to Station Square.

James: He's not coming back, is he?
Sonic: He's coming back. He's not that Darian guy.

In Station Square,Amy and Sabrina's parents were resting.

Emi: And nobody fixed the broken window? Let's hope that it didn't rain.

Angel looked at the clock,it was 4 'o clock. "Amy,are you sure your friends are alright? They've been gone way too long!"

Amy: *as herself* Um... they're on an extended vacation. They're still chasing the pregnant woman.

Amy smiled,but then she sighed. Angel saw this. "Is something wrong?" Amy looked at D.J.,he was sleeping on the couch. "Sonic,I miss him alot.

Emi: *holds up a picture of the Alot Monster*

I wish he was back right now." Angel sighed. "I wish Sabrina were here,too. I also miss Sabre,where is he? And why did those two kids look just like them?" Amy sighed. "Angel,Sabrina isn't just outside,she's been kidnapped by Sabre!" Angel gasped,D.J. shot up. "Kidnapped?! By Sabre?! Why would our son kidnap our daughter?" Amy sighed. "Angel,D.J.,Sabre is a very evil person after a special gem that Sabrina holds. If they get back soon,I'll show it to you. Angel started crying.

Sonic: Number one... where's the closing quotations? Number two... why would you want to yank Sabrina's gem out of her chest and show it to her parents?

"Where's my little girl?" Suddenly the front door opened,Sonic and everyone else walked in,some of them were hurt. Amy stood up and ran to Sonic. He was slightly injured. "Sonic,are you okay?" Sonic smiled and hugged her. "Never better,Amy." Amy smiled. "Did you find Sabrina?" Sonic sighed and shook his head. "Amy,we couldn't find her. Something happened to Sabre,too." Amy gasped. "Oh no!" The door opened again,Sapphire walked in. She sighed and sat on the couch. Amy looked around. "Hey,where's Sabretooth?" Sapphire stood up. "I took him to his mother in Paradise City. Don't worry,he's alright." Everyone calmed down. D.J. stood up and walked to Sonic,enraged. "Listen,pal. I am going to give you one day to find my daughter!"

James: It's not like you were doing anything for the past quarter of a century. What were you doing, anyway?
Tails: *while browsing on his Miles Electric* Being deceased. I guess death is officially cheap in this series now.
Sonic: Well, death is cheap for everyone except for the ol' Egg. I have a strong feeling that he's not coming back.

Sonic backed away,holding his hands up. "Hey,chill out! We'll find her! If only we knew where she was." D.J. calmed down and sat down by Angel. Sapphire walked to them and sat down by them. "We'll to tell you the truth,I'm your granddaughter." Angel and D.J. were frozen shocked. Angel spoke first. "Really? You're our granddaughter?" Sapphire nodded. "Yep!" Angel smiled and looked to D.J.,they both looked back to Sapphire. They both pulled her into a tight hug. "Oh,we knew there was something special about you!"

Tails: ...no, you didn't.
James: Uh. Did she admit that she was their granddaughter earlier?
Tails: No.

Sapphire smiled,then she yawned. "Are you two feeling tired?" Both hedgehogs nodded. Sapphire stood up. "Don't worry,I know where you can sleep!"

Emi: Right on the broken glass. Enjoy.

Angel and D.J. stood up and followed Sapphire to her room. She turned on the light. Sapphire walked to one of the beds. "You two can sleep here,I sleep in the other bed!" Angel and D.J. walked over and sat down on the bed. "Oh,thank you,Sapphire. You are so sweet and kind!"

Sonic: She's two-faced. Just like Kira.
Kyo K., Benimaru: *grimaces*

Sapphire smiled and walked to her bed. She layed own and turned off the lights. Angel and D.J. were already asleep.

Tails: They were sitting up and sleeping.

Out in the party room,Sonic and the others were resting. Shadow was sitting on the couch,worried. Sonic sat down by him. "Hey Shadow,don't be too worried! Sabrina knows how to handle these things,relax!"

Emi: Um... if I happened to be in your shoes, I'd have to go by what little knowledge that exists. In other words, she's pregnant and I don't know where she even is. Who could "relax" in a situation like that?
James: These people are literally fucking nuts. Sure, this missing pregnant woman is in peril, but sure... we need to "relax". Bloody fucking hell.

Shadow looked at him. "It's not just Sabrina I'm worried about,I'm worried about both her and the baby. What if she's lost,what if she's cold or hungry?" Sonic backed away. "Chill out,Shadow! I'm sure she's just fine! Just believe in her,she'll make it through!"

Sonic: *horrified* What in the... what in this big ol' rock is wrong with you... "me"?

Shadow calmed down. "Yeah,maybe you're right. I should believe in her,just as she believes in me." Sonic smiled and stood up. "Good,now get some sleep! Oh,do you know what Sabrina's parents will think if she finds out you and Sabrina are together,do you?"

James: She's like four hundred or some shit. They already know that she has a kid. She's about to pop out another fucking kid. They'll figure it out.

Shadow ignored him,he stood up and walked to his room. Sonic shrugged. "Hm,he's been acting up lately,must be the baby blues!"

Tails: *looks up from his Miles Electric* I think I'm this close to bludgeoning you with this device.

Sonic realized he joked to himself. He chuckled and stood up. He walked to his room where he soon went to bed.

Emi: He really thinks that it was funny. Are you going to do this, Tails?
Tails: I really want to... but that would be a waste of a useful device. I'll just toss a Chu Chu Bomb and be done with it.

Oh boy,sorry it was short again!

Sonic: This wasn't short.

In the next chapter: Shadow unexpectedly gets a letter,saying that Sabrina was found! But Sabrina is not the only one who was found!

Emi: Is this supposed to pique my interest here? We already know what's going to happen!

Also,Rouge goes to Angel Island to visit Knuckles,but Rouge is planning something for him. What is it? And what happened to Sabre? Find out in the next chapter! C ya!

Sonic: *wearily* I don't want to.
Tails: Well, at least you don't have to. Enjoy the breather. *gets up, walks to the back of the theater, glances at Kyo K. as he walks by*
Kyo K.: *heavily sighs* Alright, who am I riffing with, Kirishima?
Jayleen: Your partners will be Nakamura, Hancock, and... LeMaire. Speaking of LeMaire, someone will have to contact him. Or you can just drag him in by his tail. I really do not care how he arrives.

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