Mystery Science Theater En Masse: Movie Squares

Super Special 2: Sabrina's Adventure 3: The Sapphire Quest (Part Twenty-One)

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Note: Cassy, Benimaru, Mai, and Akiko will riff this part.

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Benimaru, Mai: *irritated, looks at each other*
Benimaru: I cannot believe that we have to deal with two chapters in a row... again.
Mai: I'm going to break that wheel.
Benimaru: We're going to have to compete for the first and probably only strike.
Benimaru, Mai: *turns their heads to the screen*
Cassy: *snickers* Holy shit, dudes. What'd you two do to get the worst karma ever?
Mai: *grumbles as she snatches the bag of Pixy Stix from Cassy*
Cassy: Hey!
Benimaru: I'm going to fry that hedgehog. He went and jinxed it.
Sonic: Hey, I didn't expect it to actually happen!

21. Last Chance

-1As everyone was racing towards the Nanobot and Slash, GUN was about to launch their attack on Sabre.

Akiko: So... they're just gonna make everything worse?
Cassy: I mean... they once chased after Sonic in a giant truck and wrecked a ton of cars. Logic ain't their strong suit.

"Did you find his location yet?" Asked one of the generals. "No, not yet, but from the massive energy force moving rapidly on Paradise Island, he should be very easy to find." The general nodded in agreement. "Also did any of you find out who it was that ambushed the prison?" Another technician turned around to him. "Not quite yet sir, one of them was Knuckles the Echidna, but the other, we are unable to get enough sources…" The general nodded. "Alright, for now, we'll focus on recapturing Sabre, and locking him down, for good…" There was a sudden bleeping coming from one of the monitors. "Sir! The satellite has found Sabre!" The general quickly rushed to him and looked. "Good, lock onto him and prepare to fire the missiles." Another technician stood. "Sir! What if we miss and the missiles hit in Paradise City?" The general looked at him with a confident grin. "Don't worry, these missiles are technically advanced, so they hit the nearest large energy source, and with Sabre holding 5 of the chaos emeralds, he's the missile's first target."

Akiko: Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Benimaru: One missle wasn't enough, so they're going for an overkill. *sarcastically* That's reassuring. We can all sleep peacefully.
Mai: Yes. We can all sleep under six feet of dirt.

The technician nodded "Yes sir…" The general stood up. "Okay! We got a lock on the hedgehog!" The general walked towards the lead technician and lifted up a small lid covering a red button. "Prepare to die Sabre!" He slams down onto the button. Several missiles coming from the satellite fire down toward earth to their exact location…

The Nanobot roared as it marched toward the nearest energy source, following Slash. As it was following the evil hedgehog, Slash noticed the presence. He stopped running, looking up high to face the giant dark creature. "What is this thing?" The monster roared and stomped, but luckily, Slash jumped up high to avoid falling. He launched himself at the creature with a swipe, but was shocked with chaotic energy as he made contact. "Urgh!" He fell to the ground, not expecting this. "That creature, it has the last chaos emerald!" He grew a wicked grin, clenching his fist. "The emerald is mine!" He charged and launched a beam of energy at the beast. The monster roared and used it's metallic claw like hands to reflect the beam, it shot up into the sky. "Impossible! How could it reflect a attack like that?" He watched s the beam flew out into space. "Slash!" The hedgehog quickly turned to face Sabrina and the others. "Sabrina!" Sabre ran in with Aleena. "Sabrina! That monster is one of Dr. Eggman's experiments! It has the last chaos emerald!"

Mai: Who's talking?
Cassy: Does it matter?

Suddenly there was a sudden sinking feeling coming down on all of them. Tails looked up. "Ahh! Look out! Missiles!" Hundreds of missile were rocketing down right onto everyone. Then they quickly turned, heading toward the giant monster. The Nanobot roared and used it's claws to throw the missiles, directly towards Paradise City, scattering along the way. Tails started flying after them, but it was too late, the missiles hit their new target, Paradise City. "No!" Everyone watched as the large city was destroyed.

Akiko: Why am I not surprised at this?
All: *facepalms*
Jayleen: Well, I guess I don't need to figure out how to pull the Sun closer to us. They're just going to destroy themselves. I guess it saves me the time and the effort.
Benimaru: Cretins. Cretins everywhere.
Akiko: Um... isn't that a war crime or something? Civilians are dead! Sabretooth's mother is probably dead! Sabretooth himself is probably dead!
Mai: Exactly. There's no logical method to cover any of this up.
Cassy: That's okay. If they don't mention it, it never happened.
Mai: By the way, is the destruction of the city even mentioned in the last two chapters?
Cassy, Akiko: *skims the chapters*
Cassy: Nope.
Benimaru: You can't be serious.
Cassy: Dude, it's Sabrina's Adventure. The city blowing up ain't affecting her, so we're not supposed to care.
Akiko: This plot's going everywhere. It's so dumb. Everything's dumb.

"NO! Sir! The Missiles have failed to hit their target!" The general ran to the technician. "What! Wait, what happened to the city?" The technician sighed. "They all hit dead center on Paradise City…"

Cassy: You're going to respond with just a sigh? Like, dude, what the fuck? Did you blow up a different city in the past or some shit?
Benimaru: You know, I've heard that The Hague is a wonderful vacation spot at this time of year...

Suddenly there was an alarm sounding. "ALERT! ALERT! Power overload! Power overload! Shut down all energy satellites immediately!" The general looked up. "What the heck is going on!"

Akiko: I don't know, how about the fact that a city just got nuked!

At the very same moment, the energy beam the Slash had shot was being absorbed into the energy satellite belonging to GUN. The great energy is too much for the power grid. The satellite explodes, reflecting the rest of the beam back down to earth, causing a blackout on the GUN facilities.

At the same time both forces are now fighting against the giant Nanobot. Slash fighting for the chaos emerald, and Sabrina fighting for the chaos emerald AND the safety of the planet. "How can I stop this thing?" She was suddenly punched by Slash, falling over. "Agh!"

Benimaru: He was standing right there... blowing up a satellite, and nobody tried to stop him? Sabrina doesn't count, because she was battling that nano... whatever.
Mai: Maybe Shadow was doing what he does best.
Akiko: Do nothing and then take all the credit?
Mai: Like wife, like husband.

Suddenly there was a bright light coming from above them. The chaotic beam was shooting down on them. "Ahh!" The beam hit it's target, the Nanobot's head. The monster roared loudly, unable to take the great energy at such a weak spot. The creature is unable to control the energy, and explodes, tiny Nanoworms scattering everywhere,

Cassy: Eww, it was like a pregnant spider!
Mai: I need a shower.

the yellow chaos emerald flying out into the air. "Sabrina! The emerald!" Christina started flying up high in the sky, attempting to grab the final gem. "I got it!" She grabbed the chaos emerald, almost getting hit by one of Slash's beams. "Ahh!" Slash growled, unable to jump that high to get the emerald. He grew a wicked grin, clenching his fists, starting to change. After a moment, the transformation was done. "Now you will see my true form!" He was a dark red chameleon, wearing what looked like tribal clothing, with ancient markings on his scaly skin. His voice was much more higher, with a much more evil in his voice.

Benimaru: Okay, who did this guy rip off now?
Cassy: Probably the Biolizard.

"Die!" He lashed out his long tongue after the queen.

Akiko: ...lewd.
Cassy: Pfft!

"Ahh!" He got it around her leg, shocking her with tremendous chaotic energy. "Christina!" Tails yells and flew up to catch her, but was unable to grab the emerald. "No!" Luckily, before Slash could grab it, Sabre leaped up and caught it. "I got it!" He landed and put the emerald away, but was suddenly punched very hard by Slash, knocking the emerald out of his pocket. "No!" The final emerald floated gently into Slash's waiting hand. "Finally! The last chaos emerald is mine!" Sabrina growled and launched a tackle at him, but he vanished before she hit, and fell to the ground. "No! He got the last emerald…" She put her fist on the ground and sighed. Sabre walked up to her and kneeled down next to her. "We still have a chance of stopping him from using the emeralds…"

Mai: With what? Another random plot device?
Benimaru: That won't even save them.

Sabrina looked up at him. "You're right Sabre, we shouldn't give up!" She stood up and looked at the others. "Are you guys still up for it?" Everyone quickly nodded. "Alright, let's go!" Everyone started rushing towards Angel Island…

Benimaru: ...and then GUN blew Angel Island up.
Akiko: Um... what?
Cassy: Again, it's Sabrina's Adventure. Stupid shit keeps happening, dude.

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