Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Black Crow Crew, Episode 13: Sabrina's Adventure 2: Return of Sabrina (Part Three)

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4. Sabrina in love? Shadow jealous?

NOTE! DARIAN THE HEDGEHOG BELONGS TO CHRISTINATAILS! SHE SAID I COULD USE HIM! SO DON'T BE COMPLAINING TO ME,OR ELSE I WILL GO INTO RAGE STAGE ON YOU!

Cassy: Great. Still threatening the audience.
Jessie: Glad to see that hasn't changed.

Sabrina was resting in her room after her immortality answer was revealed she sighed and sat up. "Hmm,maybe I should go to the beach,it'll get that immortality thing off my mind."

Miyu: No, it won't.

She sat up and hopped off her bed.She got a piece of paper and a pen,she wrote a note and left her room,she taped the note to her door and walked out the front door to the beach.She slowly walked to the Emerald Coast,when she got there,there weren't many people there,she found a spot near the water and sat down.After a while,she got tired,she sat up and stepped into the water,she got in and started swimming,she swam for a minute before she started floating.She sighed and closed her eyes,a few minutes later,she swam back to shore and layed down in the shade under a palm tree.

Kyo: Be excited as more filler happens!

She soon got tired and yawned,suddenly,she saw someone walking towards her,she looked a little closer and saw that it was a red hedgehog,he had spikes similar to Sonic's,he was about the same age as her.

Jessie: Introducing... Totally Original Sonic Fan Character!
Kyo, Miyu, Cassy: Trademark.

He walked over to her and sat down. "Hello,aren't you the hedgehog who sacrificed yourself to save the Earth,because that monument over in the park looks exactly like you." Sabrina nodded.

Cassy: And of course, we begin by kissing her ass. As if enough people haven't done that already!

"Um,yes.And who are you?" The red hedgehog spoke in a calm,peaceful tone.

Miyu: As opposed to Kyo's tone, which is loud and threatening.
Kyo: "Loud", Miyu?

"My name is Darian,you must be Sabrina,right?" Sabrina nodded shyly. "Very pleased to meet you! I heard you are friends with Sonic,right?" Sabrina nodded again,this time,more shyly.

Jessie: I nodded boredly.
Miyu: I nodded repetitively.

"That's terrific! Hey,would you like to go swimming?" Sabrina was getting a little nervous. "Um,okay!" Darian got up and held his hand out and helped her stand up. They both walked into the water,Darian walked to his spot and grabbed a volleyball. "Do you know how to play volleyball?" Sabrina was confused. "I don't think so."

Cassy: Hey, you were still pulling crap out of your ass when you were a statue. I'm surprised that it didn't have Internet access to boot!

Darian got in the water and held up the ball. "You see,you toss the ball in the air like this and..." He tossed the ball in the air and hit it with his palmed hand,the ball went to Sabrina,she caught the ball. "Like this?" She tossed the ball in the air and hit it with her palmed hand,the ball went back to Darian,he caught it. "Yes,exactly like that! Now,when someone hits the ball to you, you hit it back to them like this." He hit the ball to her,when the ball went to Sabrina,she hit it with her palmed hand,the ball went back to Darian. "Wow,you are a really quick learner,Sabrina! I like your style!" Sabrina nodded. The two hedgehogs continued to play.

Jessie: So, we're on the fourth chapter. Where's the plot?
Kyo: What plot? We just needed a false love interest so the Sue and Shadow can bump uglies later.

At Sonic's house,Shadow was getting ready to go running outside,on his way out the door,he noticed a piece of paper on Sabrina's door,he walked over to it and read it:

Dear Sonic,

I went to the beach to relax,be home soon!

Sabrina

Shadow put the note back on the door,he went to his room and grabbed a towel and called the others. "Hey,want to go to the beach?"

Miyu: *plays the "Dramatic Chipmunk/Prairie Dog" video*

Sonic,Tails,Amy,and Cream ran out,already ready to go. "You bet we do!" Everyone ran out the door,almost trampling Shadow,he soon caught up to them.

Kyo: "Comedy". Enjoy it.

When they got to the beach,there were many people there,

Cassy: No, really?

when they all sat down,Amy noticed Sabrina in the water playing volleyball with someone.She looked closer and saw a red hedgehog,she gasped and tapped Cream's shoulder. "What is it Amy?" Amy pointed out into the water. Cream gasped. "Uh-oh,looks like Sabrina found a new boyfriend!" "Hey!" Amy nudged her shoulder,making Cream be quiet. Sonic and Shadow were talking when Amy and Cream whispered to them to turn around. They turned around and saw Sabrina playing in the water with a red hedgehog.Sonic smirked. "Ha! Sabrina found a boyfriend!" Everyone giggled except Shadow.

Miyu: And here's the wind-up...

Once he saw them together,he felt broken,he feels like he had been ripped into a million pieces.

Jessie: And the pitch...

He just stood there,staring at the two hedgehogs,watching as they played in the water. Shadow sighed and walked away. "I thought we were friends,Sabrina.I never even got the chance to tell you how I really felt." He slowly walked away.

Cassy: Home run!
Kyo: *lights himself on fire* Of course. Of goddamn course.
Jessie: Kyo? Can you actually stop yourself from burning up?
Kyo: Yeah. I just don't feel like stopping it.

Sabrina and Darian were still playing volleyball in the water,Sabrina jumped up in the air and spiked the ball back at Darian,he missed the ball,he fell down in the water,

Cassy: Why the heck is the net near the water?
Miyu: They're trying a new kind of Triathlon, Cassidy. No word on what the third sport is going to be.

Sabrina ran over to him and grabbed his hand and helped him up. "Thank you,Sabrina.Hey,would you like to get an ice cream?" Sabrina gladly nodded,they both walked out of the water and went to the snack bar.

Kyo: *as his flames dissipate* It's official. They're both Jesus.

On the way there,Sabrina saw Sonic and Tails on the beach,she stopped and ran to them. "Hey Darian,come here,I want you to meet someone!" Darian nodded and followed her,they got to them. "Hi Sonic,hey Tails." Sonic smiled. "Hey Sabrina,who's your friend?"

Jessie: *removes "friend", writes "false love interest"* Fixed.

Darian walked to Sonic and shook his hand. "Wow! Sonic the Hedgehog,I've always wanted to meet you guys!" Sonic shook his hand and grinned. "Yeah,I see you met our friend,Sabrina!" Sabrina nodded. Darian and Sabrina walked away towards the snack bar. "See ya later,Sonic!" Sonic waved at them and walked by Shadow. "Hey Shadow,what's buggin' you?" Shadow sighed deeply. "It's nothing,Sonic."

Miyu: As you all know, when the puppets in this fic say that "it's nothing", it's actually "something".

Sonic got the idea. "Oh,I get it! You're jealous of that red hedgehog,aren't you?" Shadow got angry and nudged him hard,making Sonic fall over. "Hey!"

Kyo: Great. You just told Sonic "yes" with your body language, you jackass.

Sabrina and Darian saw them and walked over to them. "Hey Shadow! What's up?" Shadow didn't say anything.

Cassy: *as Shadow, points to the sky*

Darian tried to get him up. "Hey,you guys want to play volleyball?" Sonic and Tails walked over to them and joined him. "Hey Amy,Cream! You wanna play?" Amy and Cream ran over to them and joined. Sonic called to Shadow. "Hey Shadow,don't you want to play volleyball with us?" Shadow didn't say anything. "Eh,okay,suit yourself on missing out on all the fun!" Sonic walked towards the players,it was a three on three game.

Jessie: *tilts her head back, sighs* Do we have a plot yet?
Kyo: Oh, silly Jessie. Thinking about useless stuff like a plot.

Darian was serving the ball. "Ready!" Darian tossed the ball up into the air and hit it,it flew over the net to Tails. "I got it!" He spiked the ball back over the net,and went over to Sabrina,she hit the ball back over the net,it went over to Amy. "I got it!" The ball went over the net,but Sabrina,Darian,and Sonic missed the ball and fell. They all got back up and threw the ball to Amy,Cream,and Tails. They continued for about two hours,after they finished,Darian and Sabrina went to the snack bar and got everyone some ice cream.They all sat down by the beach,Darian sat by Sabrina. "Thank you Darian. This is the best day of my life!" Darian smiled and ate his ice cream.

Miyu: *sighs, begins knitting a sweater*
Cassy: *playing with a yo-yo* Plot... need... plot...

Amy and Cream watched them as they ate, Shadow managed to sneak by them and observe them. "Hmm,that hedgehog sure seems to like Sabrina.I think he's in love with her! This can't happen!"

Kyo: So just tell her how you feel already! Holy Christ, why is this a thing?!
Jessie: *now asleep*
Kyo: *hits Jessie's arm* Hey!
Jessie: *jerks awake* Get your head out of my pillows, Akiko!
Kyo, Miyu, Cassy: *confused* Uh... what?
Jessie: *furiously blushing* It's... nothing.

Shadow continue to watch them,until Sonic caught him. "Shadow,what are you doing? Are you spying on them?" Shadow got up and tried to walk away.

Cassy: *as Sonic* So... is that another "yes"?

Sabrina saw him. "Shadow? What's going on here?" Shadow stopped and turned around. "Sabrina! I uh,um, was going to go swim!" Shadow rubbed the back of his head.

Miyu: Shadow is now a graduate of the Brian Williams School of Lying.

Sabrina stopped him before he ran off. "Hey you! You can't swim,are you up to something?" She tapped her foot impatiently.

Jessie: Great, now she confused Shadow for Sonic.

Shadow ran out of ideas and ran away. "SHADOW! GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN NOW!!" Shadow got away,Sabrina sat down back by Darian and finished her ice cream.

Kyo: Hey, dumbass, did you forget that you have supersonic speed?! You can chase after him!
Miyu: We needed to pad out the "love triangle".

Sonic and the others sat up and left. "See ya later,Sabrina!" Sabrina waved at them and walked to the water and stepped in.Darian followed after her. "So,are you having fun,Sabrina?" Sabrina nodded and started swimming and started floating,she closed her eyes. "Gotcha!" Sabrina shot her eyes wide open right when Darian jumped on her,Sabrina fell into the water and started swimming underwater.She got back to the surface just before Darian was about to jump her again,she moved out of the way before he landed in the water,making a big splash. Darian got back up and they both started laughing. On the beach,Shadow was still watching them,he sighed. "Well,I guess I should go home,there's nothing I can do here." Shadow stood up and left.

Cassy: *facepalms* End this. End.

The sun was setting by the ocean,Sabrina and Darian were still playing in the water,Darian was still trying to dunk sabrina into the water,but he kept missing.

Kyo: Stop missing! Drown her!
Jessie: And drown this filler while you're at it.

Sabrina kept laughing,suddenly Darian snuck up behind her,he picked her up and tossed her into the water.Sabrina made a huge splash as she hit the water,Darian helped her get back up,they both walked back to the beach and dried off. "Man,I had a blast! Thank you so much for a good time!" Darian smiled.

All: *bored*
Cassy: I'm not having fun, dudes.

Sabrina finished drying off and sat down,she sighed and looked at the sunset. "Wow,isn't that a great sunset,Darian?" Darian walked over and sat down next to her. "Yeah,but not as beautiful as you."

Cassy: *gags*
Kyo: *lights himself on fire*
Jessie: *while eating string cheese* Uh-huh.
Miyu: And it's exactly as we thought. It's a love triangle.

Sabrina's face started turning red.Sabrina stood up and grabbed her towel. "Bye Darian,maybe I'll be here tomorrow!" Darian smiled and stood up. "Yeah,I'll be here.See you tomorrow!" Sabrina walked off the beach to her house,she sighed and walked away. "Boy,Darian sure is a sweet person,I really hope to see him again tomorrow." She walked back to her house.

Kyo: So, ladies... what have we learned so far?
Jessie: I learned nothing.
Miyu: I learned that you can pad out a fic with a pointless love triangle.
Cassy: I learned that you're still on fire.
Kyo: Huh. I somehow forgot about that. Oh, well. *becomes an ash pile again*
Miyu: *sighs, pours water over the ashes*
Kyo: *reforms* Yeah, thanks for that.

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