Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 6: Outcast Saga Lost in Sailor Moon World (Part Five)

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Warning: This part contains misogyny, homophobia, some gory details... and rape. But considering this blockheaded Stuthor, he probably doesn't believe that women can rape men, and that this is probably "hot" instead. Proceed with caution.

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Cassy: *walks inside, sits down* I found them.
Emi: All of them?
Cassy: Yes. And they're all wasted. I never expected Manic, Axl, Rory, or Miyu to hit a bottle of Bleepka so hard. Also... um, Kyo was wearing Miyu's glasses and pretending to be her.
Sonic: Kyo LeMaire?
Cassy: Kyo Kusanagi.
Sonic: Ha!
Mai: *heavily sighs* Wonderful. Now we'll have to tackle this garbage chapter, too.

"Text" Talked or thought sentences.

(Text) Talked sentences in a foreign language. As English when everyone else speaks Japanese.

;Text; Title of the scene song.

:Translations of a sentence in a language that isn't English, and small observations during the story:

Chapter four: Wrath of a woman

Sonic: And let me guess, she'll be "overreacting"?
Amy: *sarcastically* Oh, Sonic, you know that we're not supposed to let our feelings out!
Sonic: Well, we didn't mind when you wanted to let your feelings out all over the back of the Stu's head with your hammer. Feel free to do it again.

Tokyo September fifth 2004

After seeing Benji entering on his room Michiru goes to hers and Haruka's bedroom. She wouldn't openly admit it but the sight of the well build male form of Benji did arouse her.

Tails: *with a grumpy look on his face*
Emi: No. Bad Stuthor. Bad.
Keiko: So... do I throw my sword or a dictionary at him?
Emi: Three dictionaries and then your sword, little sister. Start small.
Akiko: *with three giant dictionaries* Will these work?
Everyone else: Yes.

She loves Haruka more than anything, thought the sight of a virile man makes her excited.

Amy: *with a megaphone* Stuthor. The word "lesbian" means "a woman who is sexually attracted to other women". Get to that Merriam-Webster dictionary right now!
Mai: Too bad he doesn't know what the term "bisexual" means, either.
Akiko: *as she's looking through a dictionary* There's a lot of words that I can use to describe this fic. Let's see... "horrible" is one way.

She kisses Haruka on the cheek. "Ne Ruka…" Michiru whispers sexily on the blonde ear. The blonde groans a bit on her sleep. "Ruka…" Michiru whispers kissing her lover on the ear. "Let's make love…"

Tails: Why? Didn't they make love like... three million times in this fic already?
Keiko: According to your cousin's notes, yes. The fic also wouldn't stop talking about it.
Akiko: So... we're really reading a bad fantasy fic?
Tails: That's what self-insert fics usually are, Akiko.
Akiko: Well, yeah, especially during that part where Michiru defended the magazine stash and called him a "healthy male"...
Sonic: He needs a healthy smack upside the head for that.

Haruka opens her eyes a bit. "Mmmmm…Michiru we had a hard day…I am tired…can't we do it on the morning?" Haruka mumbles on her sleep and she turns her back to Michiru. A flash of anger appears on the aquamarine haired senshi. "I must be ready to be fucked when you begin things and you can't do me when I ask you!" Michiru asks in anger. Haruka answers with a snore too deep on her sleep to even hear her lover words.

All: ...
Cassy: Um... uh, ever heard of... um, uh... oh, forget it. This fic is awful, dude.
Emi: Also, Michiru never demanded to be... pleasured. This Stuthor really warped her into someone who's very unrecognizable.

Michiru cries in anger and leaves the bedroom. The house is quiet and the only sound there are the low angry sobs from Michiru.

Sonic: Are you serious? Who throws a temper tantrum like that?
Tails: People who are warped by bad writers, Sonic. That's the only answer that I can give you.

Michiru walks to the couch where few minutes before Benji and Hotaru were sleeping. She sits down still feeling the faint heat from the bodies of them.

Amy: That couch should've been cool by now... unless that couch was on fire.
Emi: I'd like to set this fic on fire.
Mai: I'll be more than happy to roast marshmallows over it.

Michiru sighs frustrated. She gets up and takes the two used bowls to the sink. She moves to the laundry room she founds the clean clothes and Benji soaked cloths in a basket. Feeling wicked with an idea of getting revenge on Haruka constants flirtations with anything with a skirt and her lack of concern to her own arousal Michiru walks back upstairs. Making sure that everyone is indeed in sleep she slides inside Benji's bedroom.

Cassy: No. No. No! No! No!

She closes the door behind her and locks it. She removes her robe revealing a sexy aquamarine nightgown. She also closes the window shutters.

Keiko: You have got to be kidding me. Nikaido left me with this? No wonder he dipped into the Bleepka.
Sonic: Uh, Tails?
Tails: Do it, Sonic.
Sonic: *covers Tails's eyes and puts a large pair of headphones over his ears*
Tails: Thank you.

Then she uncovers Benji. He is now only with a pair of blue shorts. He is lying with his back down. Michiru licks her lips as a cat that just saw her prey.

Amy, Akiko: *disgusted*
Emi: I'll take "Things that you shouldn't do to a person while they are sleeping" for $500, Alex.

She decides to savor her revenge and get as mostly pleasure as she can. She moves over him and straddles him.

Sonic: My siblings left me with this junk. My siblings left me with this junk.
Cassy: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Mai: So did I. Bleepka?
Cassy: Yes, please.

She keeps all her weight over her knees. She traces Benji face feeling with her fingertips the masculine lines of his face. Even the light harshness of his beard buds beginning to appear. "Mmmmm…" Michiru purrs feeling excited over it, used to the smooth softness of Haruka's face.

Keiko: Not only does this idiot not know what the word "lesbian" means... he also doesn't know what the word "rape" means. I never thought that I would say this, but Stuthor? Never write anything again.

She runs her fingers down to his Adam's apple moving down on his neck, tracing his muscles.

Amy: Which was actually a muscle suit that gave the illusion of actual muscles.

Savoring the hardness of his chest, so opposing against Haruka's soft breasts.

Emi: I would like a very muscular chest... just not yours, Stu.
Sonic: I would like this fic to end. Just fast forward everything and put "The End" up there!

Michiru can feel herself getting wet just with these actions. Her nipples hardened with the excitement.

Everyone except Tails: Uh...
Akiko: *weary* What is with this guy? And why does this exist?
Keiko: Because everyone loves him... and someone hates us, Akiko.
Cassy: *chugs the Bleepka*
Amy: *snatches the Bleepka away* Cassy, no! Save some for us!
Cassy: *whines* But I was so close to forgetting that this fic existed!

She pulls up her nightgown removing it. She tosses it away staying only with her now wet aquamarine panties.

Everyone except Tails: Uh...
Akiko: *slowly eats from a pint of ice cream* This won't numb my pain, will it?
Sonic: *with a horrified look, shakes his head* Uh-uh.

She leans forward and kisses Benji, who are still sleeping. Michiru feels pleasure when her soft breasts press against his hard chest, her nipples rubbing his skin and body hair. She doesn't notice but she is rubbing her crotch against Benji's and is wetting his pants and making his member getting hard.

Cassy: *falls over*
Emi: *horrified* Stuthor... you wrote a rape scene! You wrote a rape scene! What is wrong with you?!
Mai: Please. This moron probably believes that women can't rape men. That's why it's here, and that's why we hate it.
Akiko: *still eating ice cream* I'm still trying to numb my pain. This usually works! Why isn't this working?
Mai: I do not blame you for that. Also, how is he not feeling all of that?
Amy: Maybe he's comatose... just like she is. *points at Cassy*

Amy: ...I think I died inside.
Keiko: We all did, Amy. Well, except for Prower.

She gives a kiss on Benji lips. "Thank you for comforting me." she whispers.

Sonic: Hey, uh, Pod Michiru? "Comforting" means that he would have to actually, you know... move.
Keiko: *as she nudges Cassy* Also, haven't you noticed the double standard, Hedgehog? It's apparently awful for Haruka to go to sleep, but it's okay for her to do all of this while the Stu is asleep.
Sonic: ...this fic blows.
Keiko: Yes, it does.

Then she leaves his room. She dresses up again. She considers in washing her panties and taking a bath. But she decides to leave everything as it is as part of her revenge.

Emi: That was not revenge. That. Was. Rape. Also... she is a lesbian. What was the point of all of this?
Akiko: I have no idea.
Emi: Neither do I. This Stuthor... really... doesn't think before he writes.
Mai: Oh, he's thinking, all right. He's just thinking with the wrong head.

She naps on the couch and wakes again on her usual time Michiru walks to her room and changes of clothes. The nightgown and the panties are placed on a box and she hides deep on her closet. She puts on a new pair of panties now that all the mixed juices had soaked the one that she used before. She puts her normal clothes and begins to work on the breakfast. Making sure to fix something especial to Benji.

Amy: Yeah, this is special. A special kind of disgusting.
Mai: Ah, so it's the special "Thank you for letting me rape you in your sleep!" breakfast.
Cassy: *as she slowly wakes up* Did I miss the rest of that crap?
Amy: Yes.
Cassy: Thank you, Jesus.
Keiko: Jesus doesn't want to be involved with this garbage, Morgan.

Benji wakes a bit late, he founds himself unusually naked. Thought his morning wood is raging.

Sonic: Excuse me, I think I may have to find out what it feels like to projectile vomit in a moment.

The images of a very hot dream with Michiru don't help him to sooth it at all.

Amy: This dummy thought that it was a dream?!
Cassy: Well, he is a dummy, so... yep!

After a cold bath Benji moves to the dinning hall where everyone is. They trade greetings. Benji and Michiru eyes make contact for brief instants and they look away blushing. Benji because he recalls the dream.

Emi: I have a dream... of throwing this fic into a black hole.
Sonic: I'll gladly watch. *taps Tails's shoulder*
Tails: *removes the headphones and eye cover* We're good?
Sonic: No, you're good. We, uh... had our lives cut short by about three weeks from reading that scene that you missed.
Akiko: And I think that Cass lost another life.
Cassy: I'm down to four lives now!
Sonic: Better start hitting some 1-Up monitors.

Michiru is for knowing for sure about they affair. No one notices it.

Amy: And now this blockhead doesn't know what the word "affair" means. *throws a dictionary at the screen*

Haruka is grumpy because Michiru is shooting down all her attempts of romance. Mostly by being cold or plainly ignoring her. No one knows why Michiru is treating Haruka like that. Thought Benji suspects that Haruka flirted with someone in front of Michiru and the deep water senshi is on strike.

Mai: No, Benji. It's more like your useless existence is warping Michiru so OOC that she's not even Michiru. She wants her soul back, Benji.
Akiko: Why? The Stu didn't have a soul, so he had to suck theirs.

Hotaru leaves for her classes, Setsuna leaves to work, Haruka is on a day off and Michiru too. Benji doesn't work.

Tails: He doesn't work, has no girlfriend, and keeps a stack of dirty magazines in the open? *sarcastically* I'm surprised at that bit of information!
Emi: But seriously, it would make sense for him to be a caretaker of the house. Keeping it tidy isn't something that we'll make fun of.
Sonic: *sarcastically* No, that's a woman's job.
Tails: Also... he doesn't need to work because he has plot device gems that never lose their value.
Amy: *grimaces* This is stupid.
Akiko: No kidding.

Thought he passes by the living room dressed to go out. "Hey where you are going?" Michiru asks curious.

Keiko: Hopefully back to Hell where he belongs.

"Well since the Hayabusa is too fast I was considering in buying a more normal bike." Benji replies in a casual tone. If was Haruka Benji would most likely say none of her business. But since the aquamarine haired senshi always treated him civilly and friendly Benji does the same.

Amy: *bashes the Stu with a bicycle* Enjoy your free hospital ride, courtesy of this normal bicycle.
Emi: *cringes* Ouch. Um... anyway... I think the lesson of "treat others how you would like to be treated" fell very flat in the last chapter, Stuthor. Don't talk about acting "civil" or "friendly" now.

"That sounds good! Mind if I go with you? I am bored here." Michiru says to Benji. Benji notices the expression of loss on Haruka face because Michiru silent treatment. "Well I don't mind the company. But I was going by subway since I was going to drive back from the store." Benji replies. "That sounds good. Give me five minutes to get dressed up for it!" Michiru says before running up the stairs before Benji answer.

Akiko: You want to get dressed up... to go on the subway?
Cassy: Women need to look their best for their Stu master. *tips fedora*

Not wanting to get on Michiru bad side Benji waits.

Mai: You're already on the bad side of sixteen riffers. You're the first horrible character who has accomplished such a feat. Congratulations.

Few minutes later Michiru walks down the stairs wearing tight jeans pants, a tight aquamarine button up shirt and a light aquamarine denim jacket. She is with a pair of stylish boots and is tying her hair on a ponytail on the top of her head.

Amy: Did she get into Jessie's wardrobe?
Sonic: Probably.
Emi: Well, it doesn't sound awful... surprisingly. It just doesn't sound like something that she would wear in the anime. She usually wore skirts or dresses.
Keiko: At least the Stu won't have to look up her skirt or dress if she wore one.
Emi: Yeah, too bad that he would probably just stare at her behind instead.
Keiko: Ugh.

"I am ready." Michiru says. Benji and Haruka are staring at Michiru. Benji never saw Michiru like that. And Haruka only saw her dressed like that few times. And all of them were before she tossed Michiru on the bed and fucked her.

Akiko: *gives a sarcastic thumbs up* Thanks for the tidbit, Stuthor! I totally needed that!
Tails: *heavily sighs* I hope I never grow up to write things like this.
Sonic: Trust me, buddy... you won't.

Michiru grabs Benji by the elbow and pulls him away. "Hurry I want to see what bike you will get." She says dragging him out of the door. Haruka is still recovering from it while Benji and Michiru walk away. She can't recall of doing anything wrong lately that would cause Michiru to act like that.

Cassy: Well, you're her lover, so that's wrong in the Stuthor's book. *looks at her riffing partners* Are any of you sure that the Stuthor likes Haruka?
Mai: According to Miyu's notes... we were told that. We just aren't being shown that part.

Meanwhile Benji is uncomfortable around Michiru.

Sonic: Probably like how Emi's old self was uncomfortable around that moustache twirling Kusanagi?

The dream is still haunting him and having the real thing dressed sexily that close of him don't make things any easier.

Amy: Eww. Do we have to hear about his boner again?
Cassy: Dude! This whole fic is centered around his boner! She's just dressing up in things that he wants to see his favorite women in!
Akiko: ...I want to read something else.
Sonic: So do I. Thank goodness we're just backups.

The subway is even worse. Because of the hour it is full and Michiru is pressed tightly against Benji. In front of Michiru is a window and Benji is pressed tightly behind her. Being asked to be there by Michiru herself.

Keiko: Just what we needed.
Emi: *flatly* Yay.

"It is better than having a pervert groping me during the trip." Michiru said to him while placing herself against him.

All: *with fedoras on their heads*
Cassy: He... has a stack of dirty magazines... in plain view. He also thought about watching you and the other Senshi getting raped by a tentacle monster. Do not give me that bullshit about "he's not a pervert". Do not give me that bullshit. *turns around, points to the audience* I'm not buying your bullshit, Stuthor. Not. One. Bit.
Mai: I don't want the Bleepka. Give me some plain bleach so I can douse my eyeballs in them.
Sonic: This doesn't feel right. *gets a trenchcoat* Much better!
Akiko: *also gets a trenchcoat* Doesn't work if the outfit isn't complete!

Thought she is purposely rubbing her derriere against his crotch and savoring his erection against her. Her sense of revenge is getting fuller by the moment that she ignores Haruka and acts nicely and sexily around Benji.

Emi: That's... not revenge...
Mai: *pours bleach on her head*
Amy: *screams* Jesus H. Christ! What part of "lesbian" do you not get, you so-called writer with rocks for brains?!
Tails: *calmly* "Rocks for brains" is putting it way too nicely, Amy. Especially because you've just insulted the rocks.

After a long trip. At least by Benji's point of view they leave the train. Thankful for be using a long jacket that is covering his hard on Benji moves with Michiru.

Cassy: It's the subway. It's not complete without some gross dude rubbing one out on it.
Emi: *disgusted* Thank you for that information, Miss Morgan.

"So where we are going?" Michiru asks curious. Easily, she is no longer forcing her actions to displease Haruka but enjoying the company. "Well to a BMW dealer. I have two bikes as my consume dream." Benji replies.

Keiko: Great. Now we'll have to read another part where the Stu gets everything he wants.

"The Hayabusa and which one?" Michiru asks. "A BMW 1200 C." Benji answers. "Nice choice." Michiru says.

Tails: BMW 1200 C? *looks it up on his Miles Electric, makes a face* That... was used in the James Bond film "Tomorrow Never Dies".
Amy: *rolls her eyes*
Sonic: So much for "civilian motorcycle". This dumb wish-fulfillment junk, I swear.

Living with Haruka means that you end knowing lots about bikes and cars. And Michiru saw few pictures of it. And she liked. But Haruka said that wasn't her style. Now Michiru feels even wicked knowing that she will be helping Benji to buy a bike that Haruka dislikes.

Akiko: Can we help by rolling his new bike over a cliff?
Tails: With him on it?
Mai: Wait, are you two trying to turn him into that person who went over a cliff on a Segway?
Amy: Look, the Segway guy's death was tragic. The Stu's death will be for the good of the fic world.

In the BMW dealer everything moves quickly and smoothly. By few reasons. First Benji is playing in cash,

Sonic: Because he needs to flaunt his wealth, you see.
Tails: Thanks, plot gems.

second Michiru is rather famous and her influence from her family helped a lot and third the manager is a woman who got very attracted on Benji because his Latino features and tanned skin.

Mai: *grumbles*
Amy: *throws her Piko Piko Hammer at the screen, which breaks it*
Tails: *stunned* Wow. That took enough hits, huh?
Emi: I want to burn this fic. Let me burn this fic.
Cassy: ...man, fuck this fic, dude. Fuck this stupid cock-jerking bullshit.
Akiko: I... I really hate it when someone has to sound like he's the best thing around. He just sounds so full of himself.
Sonic: *sighs as he mops up a large wank puddle* You're telling me. Also... to take a page from Axl's book? You misspelled "repulsed" and "absolutely horrifying personality", Stuthor.
Keiko: Also, he forgot that he's in Japan. Most people would look at him like he has a third eye because he's not a native. But there I go, using that useless logic.

They even got the bike with Benji choice of color. And after dealing with the paperwork they leave the dealer riding the 0km BMW.

Sonic: Wait, he bought a brick with wheels?
Tails: Serves him right.

Michiru now understood why she liked the BMW just by the picture. The sturdy looks, the seating position, not so inclined forward as in a race bike, but above everything is the single fact that the escapement sound is a deep sound almost like a feline roar. Not the high pitched sound of a race bike. Michiru thought of the sound very sexy just by being a deep bass sound, which seems to pass deeply inside her being.

Emi: And yet... we don't care. *coldly* Move on with the so-called story.

Benji waits to Michiru ride on the bike. She does and wraps her legs around his waist instead of using the foot rest of the bike.

Mai: I think my bile is rising again.
Cassy: I'm not surprised.

Benji tenses recalling that on his dream Michiru did the same but facing him.

Amy: It wasn't a dream! Is he that stupid that he couldn't feel a grown woman grinding all over his privates while he was sleeping?
Akiko: *sighs as she eats her ice cream* Yeah, apparently.

She wraps her arms across his chest tightly. She moves her body adjusting herself on the bike. Benji feels every motion of her on his back.

Cassy: Including Mai's blade going through his heart.
Keiko: That would imply that he even has a heart, Morgan.

She squeezes her legs around his waist when Benji drives away. On the dealer the manager is jealous over Michiru luck.

Everyone except Sonic and Tails: ...
Sonic: *as he notices Emi's flames and Akiko's electricity* Uh-oh. Tails?
Tails: Yeah, Sonic?
Sonic: Run.
Tails: Got it!
Sonic, Tails: *runs out of the room*
Akiko: I can't stand this any more! We weren't put here to be contest picks for you, Stuthor!
Emi: *as she adjusts her gloves* I'm sorry, but I've had it up to here with this fic. Where's the main copy so I can burn it? I want to burn it.
Amy: *as she readies her hammer* Can we just let it out all over the screen? It would make all of us feel better.
Keiko: *as she unsheathes her katana* It's not the Stu, but it's close enough.
Cassy: *wordlessly extends her claws*
Mai: This fic's title mentioned the wrath of a woman. *as she unfolds her war fan* Time for the six of us to give this thing the real definition of "wrath".
*Ten minutes later*
Sonic: *peeks into the room* Um... *looks at the obliterated screen*
Amy: *sweetly* Hi, Sonic! We took care of that fanfic!
Sonic: *as he scratches his head* Yeah, um... I see. Okay, how about this? You six? Stop riffing.
Cassy: Wait, what?
Sonic: Yeah. I'm serious. Just forget that it exists.
Mai: You're kidding.
Sonic: *nods* Yeah. Tails and I can handle it. I mean... since you all blew up the screen, it might as well make sense if you stopped riffing.
Akiko: I'll take it! Man, these creeps are the worst!
Emi: No kidding.
Keiko: Glad that I don't have to look at another word of this dreck.
Sonic: *sits down as the ladies leave* Tails, you ready?
Tails: Unfortunately, yes. *hands Sonic a printed copy of the chapter*
Sonic: Alright. Let's do the old print riffing, then.

Michiru sighs with pleasure inside the helmet feeling the low vibrations of the bike running around her. She also recalls her night escapade with Benji. The thought of having him inside her is very temptating for the senshi. She considers in trying her luck during the night again.

Sonic: ...are you serious? She wants to rape him again? With him inside of her this time? *sighs* Stuthor... this is why the ladies wanted to throw dictionaries at you.
Tails: Considering their thoughts, they probably wanted to throw a lot of hardcover copies. And... wait, "again"?
Sonic: Yeah, "again". That's the part that I made you miss. Man, this fic and this Stuthor is gross.

Benji drives inside the garage that Michiru took him when he bought the Hayabusa. To the surprise of the duo Haruka is there doing some adjusts on her car.

Tails: Uh, she's a motorcycle rider, so it's not a surprise.
Sonic: At this rate, it might as well be.

She sees Benji and Michiru and boils with rage.

Tails: I feel her pain.
Sonic: No kidding.

Michiru smiles inwardly at the turn of events. Benji stops the bike and turns off the engine. Michiru lower her legs and dismounts from the bike. "Now that was a wonderful ride." Michiru says in a tone that has a hint of sexiness.

Sonic: *hands Tails a barf bag*
Tails: Yeah, thanks, Sonic. Also, I'm too tired to explain words to this Stuthor, so I'm just going to shake my head.
Sonic: I've been shaking my head since the start, Tails.

"I thought the same." Benji says but not by the same reasons as Michiru.

Sonic: Because he's a gentleman!
Tails: Must be April Fool's Day.

Benji talks to the mechanic while Haruka moved away to not ending doing something bad with a wrench.

Sonic: Do it. We won't mind one bit.

Michiru is happy in seeing Haruka reactions. Benji finishes explaining the changes that he wants on the bike. Just in time to the parts that Benji ordered arrived. "It will take two hours to change the suspensions and breaks disk, and adding the compressors on it." Benji says to Michiru.

Tails: I would rather spend those two hours with a better fic.
Sonic: You're telling me. *as he gets two brooms* Want to start cleaning up while we riff? *sarcastically* We'll have to do the women's work because we're not manly like the Stu is.
Tails: *as he takes a broom from Sonic* Heh! Sure.

"Two hours." Michiru says knowing that Haruka is on the ear range. "Let's walk around to kill the time while they work on it. I want to get back home riding that bike." Michiru adds pulling Benji away. Benji can feel the assassin intention of Haruka and let himself be leaded away.

Sonic: Well, you're about to be in the crosshairs of an assassin once she gets word of you from the other riffers.
Tails: Does it end well?
Sonic: For the Sues and Stus? No way.

They are now walking around a full street. But before Benji can ask to Michiru why she is acting as she is the sailor stars greet them. Benji recognize the red head with an orange dress as the princess of them. They chat a bit. Benji counts to ten. And when he finishes the inners appear.

They chat a bit.

Tails: *flatly* "They chat a bit." Thrilling.
Sonic: Hey, nobody was kissing his butt, so we have no details here. And you know what? We're going to give... um... who is the princess?
Tails: *looks through Miyu's notes* Princess Kakyuu.
Sonic: Oh. So we're going to give her one sentence? That's it?
Tails: Yep. Also, why was he counting to ten?
Sonic: I don't know. Probably so he doesn't try to kill Seiya again.

But Michiru notices that for some reason Benji is tense.

Sonic: Oh, I wonder why, especially because you raped him! No, I'm not letting that go!

And all of sudden a window explodes far from them a cry of 'youma' fills the air. And a youma attacks them. Unlike all the other attacks this one there is only one youma.

Tails: Oh. Is it another one of those tentacle monsters?
Sonic: I still can't believe that there was one of those in this fic.

"Get the senshis!" Benji shouts to them blocking the attack against them with trash bin. "I will hold him here!" Serena is about to pull her transformation brooch. "We can't do it here! There are too many people!" Ami says before Serena does it.

Sonic: *flatly* Oh, look. She's being stupid again.
Tails: Stuthor. *sighs* She already knows not to transform in public. She knew this since day one. Are you sure that this fic is set after the Stars arc? Because I'm actually convinced that you hate her now.

"Hang in there!" Michiru says as they run away to found a hidden spot to transform. "Easier to say than to do." Benji whispers to himself as his helmet breaks. "This fucker is strong." Benji tosses the remaining helmet on the youma.

Sonic: *as he gets a dustpan and brush* Yeah, doing work is a bit too much for you, huh, Stu?
Tails: *as he rolls a garbage can into the room* Wait, he's doing work?
Sonic: *smirks* Surprise of the century, buddy.

It gets its attention. The youma is one time and a half taller than Benji, much larger and heavier.

Sonic: *chuckles*
Tails: Yeah, nobody wants to be concerned for you when you've spent this whole time making us dislike you.

Benji leaps backwards avoiding a punch that breaks the asphalt. Benji ties a bandana on his lower half of the face covering his face and protecting his identity.

Sonic: Um... that doesn't really work when you've been walking around in public this whole time... and Usagi was being scolded for trying to transform.
Tails: Then again, this is Sailor Moon. The Senshi never hid their faces when they transformed, and nobody really knows who they are.
Sonic: Good point. But it's still stupid with this fic.

Because he hear on the air helicopters flying. And now that the crowd is away the reporters appeared. Benji looks around looking for something to use as weapon since he can't summon the Youkou Kyuuketsuki to fight. He can't found anything.

Sonic: *snickers* Yeah, and you want us to feel sorry for you? It's not working, Stu.
Tails: Why should we worry? He's just going to get out with the Plot Device Purse, anyway.
Sonic: Because it's supposed to create "tension", Tails.
Tails: What tension?
Sonic: Exactly.

Benji dodges another punch and packs some of his own. A sharp pain runs on his arm. "Now I get what she said." Benji mutters seeing his knuckles badly scrapped. "That fabric is far stronger than it looks like"

Sonic: All fun and games until you're actually hurt. Karma's a doozy, Stu.

Benji didn't believe when Setsuna said that punching a demon with out the gloves of the uniform would hurt him.

Tails: What an idiot.
Sonic: "Idiot" is putting it nicely, Tails.
Tails: No, seriously, Sonic! He's been parading his "Super Man Powers" throughout this whole fic! Of course he doesn't listen to Setsuna despite the fact that she already knows these things!
Sonic: Tails. She's a woman. *sarcastically* You know that real men don't listen to those silly, icky women who babble on and on!
Tails: Then I wish I that I didn't have to read this silly, icky fic that is babbling on and on.

The demon took some damage too. So Benji runs our of the demon attack space. Thanks to its size the demon is slower than Benji. Unable to found a spot to transform the senshis continue looking in hope to get there before something bad happens.

Sonic: Can I hope for this Stu to get hit by the karma train?
Tails: That's a lot of hoping.

Unable to avoid one hit Benji flies against a car smashing it. Benji bounces of from it because the massive impact. Benji flies into a show window. He lands inside a store. He groans in pain trying to get up. His entire body is in pain.

Sonic and Tails: *applauds*
Sonic: That's the best thing that ever happened in this fic!

But he gets up. He founds a nunchaku, he grabs it and looks around. He smiles seeing that at least he landed on a martial arts store.

Sonic and Tails: *boos*
Sonic: Stupid "Plot Convenience Theater"!

He grabs a knife too, before leaving the store. He hits the back of the youma head with the nunchaku. The demon roars in pain. Benji leaps out of the way before the demon can hit him. Benji spins the nunchaku with ease since as a ninja he trained with those. Benji keeps attacking with the weapons until the break against the stronger demon skin.

Tails: I forgot that I can't fast forward the fic. Heh.
Sonic: Just throw the pages in the trash.
Tails: Really?
Sonic: Well, we prefer to use the recycling bin, but you're holding demonic pages that need to be burned. Anyway... of course he can fight a demon in his civilian form better than the Senshi can. Of course.
Tails: No wonder they hate this fic.

Far from there the senshis managed to found a spot to transform and they do so. On the fight site Benji runs from the demon, which had began to toss things in all directions. He is doing that so the reporters won't be hit.

Tails: That... doesn't make sense...
Sonic: *as he's sweeping* This fic stopped making sense a long time ago, Tails.
Tails: No, but seriously, the demon's throwing things in every direction. A reporter's sure to get hit! Wouldn't it make a lot more sense for him to evacuate the reporters?
Sonic: Sense is gone, buddy. Just... let it go.

The demon chases Benji. Thankfully Benji is faster than the demon and stays on a safe distance.

Tails: And then he tripped, which caused the demon to catch up to him and bash him into the ground.
Sonic: If only.

Benji is feeling very temptated to just use one of his ninja magical attacks and kill the demon. But he can't show his identity as Kaosu.

Sonic: This makes sense, but... you're in the Sailor Moon universe...
Tails: So we're just padding this out?
Sonic: It's what bad fics do best. I also love how the Stu's trying to be realistic while he has all of this macho ninja vampire garbage going on.

Benji jumps to a large storm drain and the demon chases him. On the air the helicopters keep him on the camera. Benji is shouting at the senshis by his watch. It will take few minutes to them arrive there. Benji enters under a bridge and stops running. The demon keeps coming in full charge.

Sonic: And then the demon booted him up a city block.
Tails: *laughs as he's sweeping* I wish.

Benji moves his arms in a circle and when completing a circle makes a hand seal. "Akai Arashi!" he shouts. The demon is hit fully by the spell. He flies backwards and lands hard on the concrete ground.

Tails: Wait... he's still in view if he's under a bridge. It's not to the extent of being in the streets, but he can still be seen if someone looks hard enough.
Sonic: Logic.

But he isn't dead. Since he is covered he could use the spell. He moves to attack the demon that was getting back up. Benji leaps over the youma head and grabs it with his hand and pulls him back down.

The demon did fall, but it grabbed Benji left leg. In that moment Benji knew that he was doomed. And he was right. The demon slammed him hard against the ground, luckily over a half meter deep water trail, which softened the impact. Still the air is expelled from his lungs. The youma holds Benji down on the water with one of his huge hands.

Sonic: So, even if he gets hurt, he's cushioned by the good ol' Plot Device Purse.
Tails: Obviously. If something bad happens to him, it can never be too bad.
Sonic: So the manliest man who ever was a man needs a soft cushion. *laughs as he empties his dustpan*

Even under the water Benji can see the demon face savoring it. Benji forces his body trying to break free. But the demon is stronger than him.

Sonic and Tails: Duh.

Benji recalls of the knife and buries it on the demon wrist. The demon roars in pain. Benji moves the edge severing one of the demon wrist bones. The demon backs away holding his wrist that is now only holding his hand by less than a half of muscle and bone.

Tails: Okay, we didn't need the gory details in a magical girl series.
Sonic: I love how this guy remembers his plot device knife that he got from the plot device store.

Benji rises from the water and takes deep breaths. Both are recovering from the attacks. "Shabon spray!" Benji hears a familiar voice shout and a thick mist surround them. Benji forces himself to his feet. "Go Change!" Benji shouts activating his own transformation. "Stay out of this! That fucker is mine!" Benji shouts to the senshis that ran to his side to aid him.

Sonic: Of course he's gotta make it all about him.
Tails: I guess he forgot the original messages of Sailor Moon. You know, love, friendship, and teamwork?
Sonic: That's not the message of this fic, Tails.
Tails: And how would you interpret it?
Sonic: I don't know, something along the lines of "I have a penis, so it's all about me!"?
Tails: Uh... it needs to be a little more effective.
Sonic: "Stay in the kitchen!"?
Tails: Better! Also, this fic is terrible.
Sonic: No kiddin'.

"You took a hell of a beating leave the rest for us." Makoto says to him. "No way. He is mine." Benji replies charging at the demon.

Tails: *as the Stu* Me Gary Stu. Me finish demon off because me big strong man. Women go cook dinner.
Sonic: *laughs*

Thanks to his visor he can see it. Three senshis aren't there. Saturn, Uranus and Pluto. Saturn and Uranus couldn't leave with out getting attention.

Sonic: They couldn't leave without attention... says the dude who's hogging it all!
Tails: He has to be one of those guys who needs all of the attention or he'll start kicking his feet demanding it.
Sonic: That's what Sues and Stus want, Tails. The spotlight always has to be on them.

And Pluto her reasons are unknown.

Tails: She made a mistake and wants to boot him back through the Space-Time Door.

Benji is attacking the demon with fury. But he is wounded and he can keep his chain combos.

Sonic: His chain combos? Huh?
Tails: Don't ask me.

But Sailor Moon finishes the demon with her final attack.

Sonic: Ooh, and she stole the show right back! The universe is "Sailor Moon", Stu! She told you!
Tails: *laughs*

Thought she almost hitted Benji with it. That alone got the man angry. But she killed his kill and that pissed him off more.

Sonic: Oh, dial your man rage back by a trillion, you dumb Stu. It's not all about you. Stop whining, sit the heck down, and shut the heck up.
Tails: It's unfortunate that she missed. But I'm glad that the ladies didn't see this part. They probably would've blown the whole room to bits!
Sonic: I wouldn't blame them. Besides, I love how he gets all whiny when a woman takes his toy away from him.
Tails: And he's supposed to be an adult?
Sonic: I'm not seeing him act like one.

Before Ami's Shabon spray mist vanished they moved away. They change back to normal. All the senshis can see the usually calm man ready to explode over Serena. "That was my kill." Benji says in a cold voice going against the aura of anger around him. Serena clings on Makoto.

Sonic: Oh, shut up! No, really, shut up! This whole fic was all about how "wonderful" you were, and you can't give five seconds away to the main character of her own series?
Tails: I'm serious, Sonic. He really has to be one of those guys who needs all of the attention and then flips out when a woman takes some of it away.
Sonic: So... he's... Super Fedora Man?
Tails: Pretty much. And hey, I also realized something. It's okay for him to save women, but when a woman saves him, he goes ballistic.
Sonic: He's a sexist idiot, Tails. That's... the only thing I can say. Also, wouldn't Usagi stand up for herself?
Tails: Yeah, but she's stuck in a bad fanfic, Sonic. It's okay for him to pick on people who are weaker than he is. Really, she got the five seconds to save him, and that's supposed to be a bad thing!
Sonic: ...wow. That's even worse. This fic and this guy sucks.

"Listen you took a hell of a beating out there. And you weren't managing to chain link a good combo." Rei says. "I wanted to kill that guy by myself." Benji replies.

Tails: I'm going to translate that. *plays the sound of a baby crying on his Miles Electric*
Sonic: *laughs* No kidding. We really should give him his bottle after we change his diaper. He's already making a giant mess in it.

Yaten punches Benji chest. Benji gasps with pain. "You broke too many bones and cracked dozens more. If you kept going your broken ribs would have pierced your lungs." Yaten says to him. "And then you could have being killed."

Sonic: Finally, someone's telling off that hardheaded idiot!
Tails: I normally would've scolded Yaten for punching the Stu, but... fair is fair. He was complaining.
Sonic: Complaining too much and too loudly. Also, I don't think that any of us would feel sorry for him if he died.
Tails: Kyo LeMaire would be the first to throw a party.

Benji take deep breaths. "Healing star." Yaten says holding his transformation gear. A gentle light appears from it and enters inside Benji. "God…they are even more than I estimated." Yaten says, sweat begins to appear on his forehead and brow. The others cover them preventing people from seeing it.

Tails: More demons?
Sonic: Hey, just go to Hell and start slaying.

When finished Yaten is weak and falls. Benji holds him. "Are you okay!" Serena asks worried. "I am fine." Yaten says supporting himself on Benji. "I used too much energy. He got too many wounds. You saw his hands. He had lost all the flesh over his knuckles, from the third to the second one. But he also cracked all his hand bones."

Sonic: *sarcastically* Oh, poor him. Throwing himself into battle, and we're supposed to look at his manly injuries. *as he waves the Stu off* Go hunt a mammoth, cave man.
Tails: He can't even do that, Sonic. And yeah, when we don't care that your character's harmed... you're doing it wrong.
Sonic: Not to mention that he did do the same thing to Seiya in the last chapter. So... that karma train did hit.

The senshis gasp surprised. "It is better not hit a youma with out the gloves from the uniforms." Benji says to them.

Sonic: Oh, now you'll listen.
Tails: Dummy.

"Let's get in a dinner and give him something to eat. By experience I know that he must be hungry now." Yaten nods confirming his words. They move to a near by café and eat a bit. Serena makes sure to stay far from Benji until she feels that he won't beat her up.

Sonic: Sexism: The Fanfic, ladies and gents.
Tails: It's starting to sound more like Domestic Abuse: The Fanfic with that line. Is this man really supposed to be attractive?
Sonic: Number one, Tails... you already know that he's a little boy pretending to be a man. Number two, yeah, he is. Look at Christian Grey; he constantly wants to beat his wife up, and idiots lap that up.
Tails: And number three... your sister would've obliterated this Stu.
Sonic: Not just her. There's also Amy... the Kyos, Benimaru... and Tomoko?
Tails: Oh, god, Tomoko! He'd be whipped into dust if he ever came into contact with her!
Sonic: Exactly, buddy.

Benji and Yaten are having large portions to regain the lost energy. On a TV they can see that the story is all over the news. Benji sighs unhappy at it. At least he was with a mask.

Sonic: Oh, now you remember.
Tails: Dummy. Also, why is he unhappy that he's on the news? I thought that they always wanted attention.
Sonic: He's trying to be humble.
Tails: It's not working.
Sonic: I know.

Later they all move to they own places. Hotaru watches with some jealousy Benji and Michiru arriving on Benji's new bike. Haruka is jealous because Michiru isn't paying attention to her.

Tails: Because we needed more information that shilled this idiot.
Sonic: Ugh.

End of the chapter four:

Tails: Yes! Another part down!
Sonic: Fic's still too long.
Tails: Unfortunately. So, now that we're done with this, let's finish cleaning up this room.
Sonic: Sure. And once we replace that screen, we're going to find Cassy so she can lead us to those eight and get them sobered up.
Tails: Oh, and about those notes that we should write?
Sonic: Forget it. We'll just tell them.

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