Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 6: Outcast Saga Lost in Sailor Moon World (Part Two)

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Miyu: Um... before we can begin the next chapter, we're going to have to riff something else first.
Kyo K.: Hmm? What'd you find, Glasses?
Miyu: Well, um, you see... during the break, Axl and I actually discovered that the Stuthor, um... doesn't take kindly to criticism of his, er, various works.
Sonia: Then he's in the wrong business. *sighs* Let's get this over with, then. What are we riffing?
Axl: His profile. There's a pretty long wanky note in there. We're going to cut some parts out because they're just regular notes and updates and all of that.
Sonia: *flatly* Oh, joy of joys.

I am Benji Himura. An average Brazilian guy.

Kyo L.: Yeah, we covered that base in the last part.

I like watching anime and reading manga. I also like to write fanfics otherwise I wouldn’t be here.

Rory: That's like... the only truthful sentence here.

If you don’t like to see the anime story change and you don’t like self-inserted fanfics so go read from someone else.

Benimaru: Someone really doesn't know about the "Never post it online if you don't want people to make fun of it" rule, huh?
Manic: Nope. That's why we're here.

Because I only write self-inserted. And a fanfic is for changing the story in the way that the writer desires. Adding or even removing characters. If you dislike those two I am not your writer.

Kyo K.: I have my cheese, now where's my whine?
Sonia: It's probably coming shortly.

If you like original stories with the characters of the anime where my story is. Then I welcome you to read my stories.

Kyo L.: "Original" is used very loosely here, just sayin'.

I guess that there are lots of people out there that haven't read my profile here.

Miyu: And now you're implying that your critics are illiterate.
Axl: He's not going to stick the landing with this flounce, is he?
Miyu: Probably not.

I warn here that I am writer of Self-Inserted fics. And I like writing them very much.

Rory: Hey, there's nothing wrong with that.
Sonia: We only have a problem with warped characters fawning over a Gary Stu... which you're doing. A lot.

“Unleash your imagination and free your soul.”

Manic: Well, that was before it got cut to "Unleash your imagination". But hey, we'll let it slide.
Kyo L.: Uh? There's no imagination in this fic so far. We dealt with you saving women from a tentacle monster with your Super Penis Power. That's got no imagination.

I am not sure if those people read that small but pretty line of the logo of this site. If you have problems in understanding it let me explain how I understand it.

Benimaru: We don't need the hand holding. We know how to read.

“Write what you desire to write. Pour your imagination on your writings.” Simple isn’t it?

Kyo K.: How about you bite me? Because seriously, if you're gonna be that condescending... I'll have no problems burning this fic along with this so-called pity fest.
Kyo L.: *chuckles as he adjusts his gloves* Oh, I'll have fun joining in as well.

I grew tired of receiving flames. I am sure that you guys know what a flame is.

Kyo L.: Yeah, I have them, and so does he. *points at Kyo K.*

It is an offensive cryptic, or aggressive reviews.

Axl: *with a dictionary* I'm trying to find this definition... you know, about some person with an ego who talks down to us like we're children.
Sonia: I thought that Benimaru said it earlier. "Hand holder", remember?
Axl: Yeah, yeah, I know, but I thought that there was another term. Oh, well. *puts the dictionary away*
Kyo L.: I thought that we called those people "dickweeds".
Axl: Yeah... thanks, Kyo.

Honestly I think that people who flame other writers are people with lack of talent that by jealousy of someone with talent or a better imagination, that wish to make the writer who will receive the flame give up writing.

Kyo K.: We're gonna go there? I guess I should say this in a non-whiny language, then. *slowly and sternly* You. Have. No. Imagination. *normal voice* Now give me my whine. It's like I'm listening to a human brick here!
Manic: I think the gloves are coming off. Here we go.

In other words it is a weapon of cowards. I believe that a writer who flame a story might be destroying a person who on the future could have become a world wide famous writer.

Miyu: *adjusts glasses* This would be true... if we were riffing a better story and the author actually welcomed constructive criticism. Not flames, but actual constructive criticism.
Benimaru: Ironically, a writer did get famous after writing for Fanfiction.Net.
Sonia: I know of two people, actually. Neither one can write their way out of a hole in the ground... and they're plagiarists to boot.

Nothing against people disliking a story. A person can’t please everyone. And it is your right to like or dislike something.

Rory: *as the author* As long as it isn't my story.

When I dislike a story I don’t review it. If I think that it can be improved I give an advice. If I hate the story I won’t read or send a review. I am sure that anyone would like to receive this kind of treatment.

Axl: So, uh... we're just gonna coddle crappy stories and crappy authors and never snark on them?
Sonia: No wonder the publishing industry's full of mostly terrible books.

Being aggressive and obscene won’t do any good. It will only make a person disliking or even hating you. So if you dislike or hate my fics don’t send me a flame. If you want tell me that you hated my story do it being civil, with out using obscene words or harsh language.

Kyo K.: Yeah, good luck. *points to Kyo L.* We have someone who's aggressive and obscene right here.

I won’t name anyone here. But people are saying that my fics aren’t original.

Kyo L.: Because they fucking aren't!
Manic: *cracks up*
Kyo K.: Thanks for proving my point there, Fox Clone.

I haven’t saw any fic or story out there with similar or equal plots, comparing to my fics.

Sonia: Uh... how many fics have had the same premise? Seriously. A Sue or Stu getting warped into the universe via some television or computer into the canon that they're going to wreck isn't new. I should know. I've riffed two of those fics already.
Manic: Hey, what's next? He'll think that he's a genius for writing a high school fic? Because there's thousands of those fics.

I write many stories. Taking out my character, the ones of the anime that the fic is based, mostly Sakura Taisen the story is original. A certain person said that I seem to be obsessed toward Maria of Sakura Taisen. She is my favorite character. So it is natural that on my fics I do pairing with her.

Benimaru: Yes, but I've also heard that you keep warping Michiru out of character so she can hook up with your self-insert... despite the fact that she's a lesbian. Mind explaining that?
Kyo K.: What's there to explain, Beni? He's a genius! Nothing to explain there!

I know very well that she is only a fictional character. My namesake character is also fictional. I have a normal life and have a life besides writing fics.

Rory: Hey, we're not gonna insult your life. We're not that cruel, and we clearly aren't going to go there.
Kyo K.: We're just gonna insult this note because you're whining so loudly.

I like writing them. I like to write them in my way. I like any kind of fics. And I respect a lot writers who write SI fics. Because they as me are being honest with themselves. Who out there haven’t even once thought that you wanted to be on a certain series or movie, to be the main character of a favorite story.

Kyo L.: Yeah, but everyone didn't write shitty ass fanfiction to go with it!
Miyu: Kyo!
Kyo L.: Pardon the pun, Miyu, but I'm going to be on fire riffing this thing... metaphorically. I'm not going to make it literal yet.

SI writers do so. Any other writer does so in a hidden way. By

Axl: ...not posting it on the Internet so it could possibly be riffed.

writing using a certain character as the main he or she is doing an SI masked by the name of the character that is being used. I also play RPG. For those who don’t know what it is. Is a Role Playing Game.

Miyu: Um... we know how to use a search engine if we don't understand.
Manic: And for those who don't know what that is...
Miyu: *chuckles*

I played few campaigns where we were on an anime world. It feels great to act as your favorite character. But feels even better when your character saves your favorite character from a problem. It is all fantasy. At least I am honest with what I want.

Sonia: Don't you just love these thinly veiled insults?
Benimaru: *as he's checking his messages* I love them like they're cocaine, Sonia.

This is for a few people who I won’t name.

Kyo K.: *as the author* Even though they're clearly in the reviews for my fics. I'm trying to act classy here.
Rory: Classier than Donald Trump's combover.

Sakura Taisen was originally a RPG and Dating Sim. Yes it was a dating simulator too. So it is normal that in Sakura Taisen Kyougi for Benji’s character to have the choice of dating Maria. And she is a woman to for the love of God. She is not a machine with out emotions or that won’t change.

Benimaru: Oh, the irony.
Kyo K.: Considering what we'll have to look at soon in this fic? Yeah, it is ironic.
Benimaru: Did you read ahead again?
Kyo K.: Kind of. Just skimmed a little.

She can fall in love, grow old, have children and die as any other human. She can change with time. On the anime she began cold towards the other and slowly opened up the team.

Axl: And I'm supposed to care about this... why? And why are you holding our hands again?
Sonia: Because we peons dared to snark on his wonderfully made stories.

People changes accept that. I believe that if the creator decided to make a new sequel to Sakura Taisen he would change Maria as well all the characters to suit his story. As a person she is not something static that will remain eternal thru the time.

Kyo L.: Translation: Warp the ladies to his liking. Uh, do you know how slightly creepy you're sounding here?
Manic: Nope. That's why it's here.

To another person, the action in Kyougi is there for a reason that will be explained further on the story. The weapons are described in details to the readers can picture them on they minds. I admit that I tend to overpower my character. That is something that I am trying to correct.

Miyu: Spoiler alert: No corrections were made.

But as a player of RPG it is natural to make the character growing stronger with the story flows. I am not a sociopath as you called me.

Rory: Who, me? I didn't call you a sociopath! Hey, who called him that?
Axl: Don't look at me.
Everyone else: *shakes their heads*
Kyo K.: I'm calling him a whiny little thing, not a sociopath. Huge difference.

The violence in Kyougi is cold and calculated yes. There is a reason for it yes. Answer me if you had military training and you was going to do what my character does when rescuing his friend you would just jump in there shooting or you would try rescuing your friend being cold and calculating your moves? By doing the second you would get you or the friend killed.

Miyu: Okay, honestly... nobody really cares. What does this have to do with anything?
Axl: They snarked. He flounced. We're riffing this flounce.The End.
Rory: Uh, if you did the first option, you'd probably get your friend killed, considering that you're jumping in shooting! But maybe I'm using my logic brain too hard.

I have no idea of what Mary Sue means and honestly I don’t care.

Kyo L., Kyo K., Axl: *adjusts their gloves*
Kyo L.: And that right there? *points* That's the code for "snark harder"!
Kyo K.: Oh, I've been waiting for this day!
Axl: Awesome! Let's snark this thing to shreds!
Manic: Yep, the gloves are really coming off now.

I will keep writing until the part where explains why my character turned in a effective killer and beyond that.

Sonia: Translation: He has to explain how he became the best Gary Stu who ever Stued.
Rory: In West Stuadelphia, born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days...
Sonia: Darn it, Rory... *laughs*

I never called myself of a veteran writer. To be honest I think that I am still a beginner. If I was a veteran I would have people to pre-read my fics and fix the grammar. Come on people I am not American or English. My mother language isn’t English it is normal to have mistakes.

Rory: You were right, Miyu.
Miyu: Ah, just as I suspected. And Stuthor? Um, ask someone to proofread or beta test your story. There are people who are willing to do that, regardless if you're a veteran or not, and grammar mistakes can be easily corrected. *mumbles* Actually, those mistakes in this fic happen to be the least of our problems here.

All that was written on your flame haven’t bothered me. Except you calling my friends and my reviewers of groupies. They review because they want and because they liked of the story. You said if I wanted people to praise me, I should heed your review. Listen I write for me.

Axl: Um, considering that one of your frequent reviewers did some really crappy white-knighting for you when you actually got a critique... yeah, you have groupies. Especially when one groupie actually called reviewers who didn't like your Stu fics "social retardness morrons" who need to get a life. Also, this same person wrote that "those shits" called Mary Sues and Gary Stus are "only made by several literature scholars that cannot even weep their shits from their asses. Even if they are made by God, I will be the one who oppose them". *whispers* I won't drop the name, because I'm classy.
Rory: Wow. Someone's super salty there. Also, I don't think that it's healthy to have an ego so huge that it'll make Kanye West cringe.
Sonia: At least literature scholars can spell correctly for the most part.
Kyo L.: *as he faces the audience* I'm not gonna drop the name, but... the groupie review is in one of this Stuthor's fics. Have fun browsing those fic review sections, ladies and gents!
Benimaru: "I write for me". Okay... *sighs* ...if you're writing for yourself, then why are you posting it online so others can see it?
Manic: It's an old bad author tactic. They claim to write for themselves, but flip out at the tiniest hint of criticism. I've seen way too many people use that card.

My fics are mine. I read my own fics and like them. I posted them just to post.

Benimaru: "I read my own fics and like them." Well, of course. You wrote them!
Manic: You posted them just to post... and flipped out when people hated them. Sure. Okay.

If others liked that is good. If they didn’t liked that won’t affect me.

Kyo K.: *as the author* That won't affect me... even though I wrote this big ass baww-fest in my profile. I'm immune to your critiques!

I am not here for fame or praising. I am here for the pleasure of writing.

Rory: I can buy the "not here for fame" part. I don't buy the "not here for praise" part.
Miyu: *pushes glasses up* Then there should be the pleasure of improving your writing as well.
Kyo L.: Miyu, are you using that pesky logic again? Go to your room!
Miyu: *laughs*

If my friends like of my stories and review them it is great. It is good to hear if they liked or not. But I am not here for the reviews.

Sonia: Even though you're writing a giant diatribe whining about getting less than positive reviews.
Axl: Makes me wonder if fanfic authors should just invest in PR people.

Because if I was I would be writing fics not showing original characters making worn out pairings and bending to the rules that a bunch of fans said that must be followed. I write for me, not for others.

Manic: Wow, we're hitting jerkass levels there.
Miyu: We have nothing against original characters. It's just that your character... isn't original. Also, way to insult other writers and calling canon pairings "worn out".
Sonia: I'm already worn out just from listening to this.
Rory: Man, if I had a drink for every insult that this guy made to everyone that wasn't kissing his butt...
Kyo K.: You'd still sound a lot smarter than him. And that actually scares the hell out of me.

I am aware that this is quite harsh. But honestly I am tired of having harsh reviews. Don’t like them, don’t review them and don’t read them.

Kyo L.: I'm sorry, what? I think I may have misheard you. Did you say "Please riff this harder!"? Okay, I will!
Axl: It looks like I'm going to give this flouncing a four. He didn't stick the landing too well.

Not on this order. Purists and extreme fans don’t come close of my fics because it is more likely that you won’t like them.

Benimaru: Yet you posted them so everyone can see them. Logic. Do you know what that is?
Sonia: Apparently not. *sighs* Wow, this whining gave me a headache.
Kyo K.: You're telling me. Let's just get back to that mess of a fic.

"Text" Talked or thought sentences.

(Text) Talked sentences in a foreign language. As English when everyone else speaks Japanese.

;Text; Title of the scene song.

:Translations of a sentence in a language that isn't English, and small observations during the story:

Kyo L.: Okay, why are we keeping these?
Sonia: Because we'll be too blinded with rage to go back to the first chapter.

Chapter one: Waking up

Tokyo June eighth 2004

Setsuna is sited besides the sleeping Benji. She is hearing to his CD player listening to anime music.

Manic: *as the Stu* Everyone should listen to what I'm listening to!
Miyu: And now I'm thinking that the Stuthor likes Setsuna.
Axl: So... so far, we think that he likes Hotaru and Setsuna and that he dislikes Haruka and maybe Usagi. Y'know, authors really need to keep their blatant biases out of fics, I swear.

But she is more focused on the sleeping man aura. "Interesting. His aura isn't in synch with our time. He for sure must be immune to time stopping attacks or spells. But why?" She thinks looking at him.

Kyo K.: *casually raises his hand* Easy answer. Because he's a stupid Gary Stu. Why else shouldn't he be the greatest thing since sliced bread, huh?
Kyo L.: Oh, great. He's immune to attacks. Must be another Super Penis Power.

Since the battle twenty four hours have passed. Most of the senshis returned to they own houses. Setsuna, Ami and Hotaru are taking turns to watch on the unconscious man.

Benimaru: Start marking Ami off there. The Stu probably likes Ami, too.
Rory: Wow, he's really doing a bad job hiding this, isn't he?
Sonia: Yes, Rory.

Hotaru out of gratitude, Ami because she is worried about him as a doctor and Setsuna because his odd aura.

Kyo L., Kyo K.: *coughbullshitcough*

Benji squirms on the futon and opens his eyes. He looks at his surroundings and Setsuna notices him. "You are in a bedroom in a shrine. Your wounds were tended too." She says to him in Portuguese. To the surprise of the bedridden man.

Rory: I'm surprised, too. How in the heck is Setsuna speaking Portugese?
Miyu: Canon warpers, Rory.

"Mind in explaining how you ended aiding the senshis and why you carried weapons on your bag pack?" Setsuna asks him. "It wouldn't be better refraining to why I helped you and your friends?" Benji replies causing to the usual inexpressive senshi of the time to be surprised.

Manic: Not the right time to act like a jackass, Stu. Oh, who am I kidding? Setsuna shouldn't be questioning Super Penis Man!
Axl: Yeah, keep making us hate you with each passing chapter, Stu. Go ahead, press our buttons.

"Look I won't lie to you. I have no idea of how I ended on this place. In one moment I was in my house in Brazil and on the other I was on an alley. Then I saw you all facing the demon. That doesn't exist on my world.

Miyu: Or dimension, since the series is supposed to take place in Tokyo and those demons are usually from... well, never mind, they're probably from Tokyo, too. *shrugs*

That assuming that somehow I ended in another world." Benji says to her. He gives a pause to let the words sink in Setsuna mind.

"So you are saying that you are from another dimension or something like that?" Setsuna asks trying to sound confused.

Benimaru: Yes, he's from that dimension that we usually call "Hell".

"It is my theory. Because in my world you are part of an anime show." Benji replies. "I am familiar that there is people that can tune with other dimensions and feel events from there and then wrote a story." Setsuna says to him.

Sonia: *as Setsuna* They also ruin these dimensions with their stories. I should know, because it's happening at this very moment.

"So you are aware of who I am and who my friends are?"

"Yes I am." Benji replies. "And I am also aware that you are the only person that might know a way to send me back." Setsuna sighs with his last statement, and she knows that he is right.

Miyu: True, she is the guardian of the Space-Time Door.
Kyo L.: Something tells me that we're going to be seeing a lot of those "he's never wrong" statements, huh?
Miyu: This is a Stu fic, Kyo. You know that they can never be wrong.
Kyo L.: Of course. Because he's Super Penis Man.

"I can try. Since you helped us I will try to send you back. But I can't assure you anything. By far traveling by the time gates requires large strength. You might not be able to do it." Setsuna says. "I am up to it." Benji replies.

Kyo K.: So, uh, can he get ripped apart in the fabric of space and time if he can't do it?
Miyu: More like getting lost in the "Corridor of Space-Time"... forever.
Kyo K.: Really? Who's up for wanting this to happen? Show of hands.
Sonia, Kyo L., Benimaru, Axl: *raises their hands*
Kyo K.: I'm convinced that you three have some sort of odd stamina dealing with crap. *points to Manic, Miyu, and Rory*
Manic: It's a gift.

"I will search over the time gates. Meanwhile you stay here. And don't tell to anyone about this chat and the fact that you are from another dimension." Benji nods at Setsuna orders. "I will tell them that you saw us changing and that you won't tell anyone. At least then Hotaru will be able to thank you properly." Setsuna adds. "I will say that your family was an old acquaintance of mine and you are trustworthy."

Benimaru: Thank you for the random infodumping.
Rory: He's trustworthy? Man, I wouldn't trust him with a pet rock!
Kyo L.: *laughs*

Benji nods to her. "It is not like you can spread the word anyway." Setsuna says. "And if you do our small deal is off." Benji nods again.

Sonia: Why eliminate the deal to send him back to his time? That doesn't make any sense.
Axl: Sense? In this fic?

"Your belongings are over there. Your weapons aren't there. But everything else is." Setsuna says. "Okay, but when I leave I want them back." Benji replies. Setsuna nods walking away.

Miyu: So where's the part where you ask politely?
Benimaru: That doesn't exist in Stu Land. Especially if he's, well, you know.

In the living hall Setsuna tell to the three senshis there her cover story and request that someone takes to Benji something to eat.

Manic: I heard that Stus and Sues enjoy delicious souls and drained husks from their home dimension or the canon that they're stomping over.

Hotaru nods and with Ami help she fixes a rice porridge. After it is done the short haired duo moves to the guest room. "We brought you something to eat." Ami says in English to him. "Thank you." He replies in the same language.

Axl: Okay, look, I understand the language barrier. I get that. But how is it supposed to be confusing when everything in this fic is spoken in English?
Rory: Beats me, Ax.

"I also need to take a look on your wounds to make sure that they are fully healed." Ami adds. Benji nods and sits on the futon. Hotaru hands him the bowl with the warm porridge. Benji eats slowly. Hotaru smiles seeing him eat. After finishing the meal Ami and Hotaru helps Benji to remove the bandages to see his wounds.

"All healed up." Ami says

Kyo L.: Is that even possible?
Miyu: It is Hotaru's healing powers that we're talking about here, so yes. However, she did have the ability to heal minor wounds, not the giant chest wound from earlier.

"Because of the blood loss you are still weak so it is better you rest for today. A nutritious lunch and a nutritious dinner will give you all that you need to recover."

Sonia: Breakfast and liquids apparently do not exist in this recovery.

Benji nods to the blue haired senshi. "You know if I can take a bath? I mean I don't take one have since I got here." Benji says to her. "I will ask Rei about it." Ami says leaving the room.

Miyu: Does he really need permission to take a bath? He's already healed, so there's no reason to worry about any wounds reopening.
Manic: Ah, that's logic.

Hotaru is in silence, Benji picks his bag pack. He opens it and picks up a white t-shirt and a blue shorts. After gaining the permission Benji takes his first Japanese bath.

Kyo K.: Without a Japanese woman.
Benimaru: *elbows Kyo K.*
Kyo K.: What?

Even taking similar ones on his childhood felt much different than before. After washing himself and soaking on the hot tub he leaves wearing the clothes that he took from his pack.

Rory: What, no details?
Sonia: We don't need details for that.

After a quick explanation of Setsuna over Benji to the other senshis. Most of the senshis especially Minako and Makoto are eyeing Benji with hunger.

All: *facepalms*
Axl: Add Minako to the list of ladies that the Stu wants to bang.
Kyo L.: *whistles as he mops up a wank puddle* Of course they all have to fawn over that waste of carbon in this crap.
Manic: Guess that's another one of Super Penis Man's powers, huh? Just have the ladies lust over him.

Two more days run smoothly and the lost writer is fully recovered from his encounter with a youma.

Benimaru: *mumbles* Unfortunately.

Against Haruka will Benji is moved to the Kaioh, Meiho, Tenoh and Tomoe household. But by insistence of Michiru, Setsuna and Hotaru she gives in.

Miyu: Oh, no, he used his mind control powers on those three! Keep resisting, Haruka!
Kyo L.: Uh-oh. He's using another Super Penis Power.

Benji was going to opine in moving to Makoto flat. But the lustful looks of her toward him makes his decision hard. Especially since he is not getting any for a long time.

Kyo K.: And I'm supposed to care about your dumb ass not getting some? The world is not gonna stop for what's between your legs, kid.
Miyu: Okay, Stuthor? If Makoto likes you, the first thing that she would most likely do is to cook something for you. She would not, I repeat, not attempt to do the "bump and grind" with your Stu.

But he wonder if would be wise bunking with her. Sailor Jupiter or Makoto is on his third position of Benji's favorite and hottest Sailor senshis. Losing to Hotaru on the first, Michiru and Haruka together on the second place, Ami on the forth place.

Axl: Oh, I was wrong, he apparently likes Haruka.

He is quite aware that he won't get anything from the trio who ranked the top two places.

Manic: I'm going to take a page from my bro here. Hey, Stu. Stu. Nobody. Cares.

But he can't get too friendly over them because when he leaves will only make things harder to everyone.

Rory: They're Senshi. They'll move on and eventually get over you. You're... um... not as important as you think you are.

In the house Setsuna shows Benji an empty guestroom.

Benimaru: So where's the part where it gets filled with carbon monoxide?
Sonia: Benimaru, when did you get so harsh?
Benimaru: I'm normally not this harsh. It's just that this fic is pressing my buttons a little.

Hotaru tags along with Benji, Setsuna and Michiru that are going in a shopping trip to get to the young man, older than most of them new clothes.

Axl: Uh, if he's older than the Senshi, then he's not a "young man". Just saying.

After two hours of shopping they return. Michiru looking oddly unsatisfied with the trip. Benji is guessing is because was actually short and he didn't allowed her to play dress up with him. But the aquamarine haired girl grabs Haruka by the shirt collar and drags her to the bedroom. The last sound they the trio hears is the door slamming.

Manic: Okay, do not tell me that she actually likes this stupid Stu. Does he even know what "lesbian" means?
Kyo L.: Nope. Must be another power at work again. He's so wonderful that he can make lesbians lust over him.
Sonia: Does he even know how offensive that sounds?
Kyo L.: Nope. That's why we're riffing it.

"Please tell me that they have sound proof walls." Benji says to the two senshis. "We ordered to be placed there years ago." Setsuna replies. "We couldn't take those two anymore." Hotaru continues. Benji sighs relieved. The last thing that he needed was the two girls that were close of the top of the sexier senshi girls doing a hot and loud lesbian action.

Rory: This guy really thinks that lesbian couples are extremely loud during sex, huh?
Axl: Someone's probably been watching too much porn.
Kyo K.: Excuse me. *gets up*
Miyu: Um, will you be okay, Mr. Kusanagi?
Kyo K.: Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine, Glasses. Just give me a moment. *leaves*
*The other riffers then hear Kyo K. laugh loudly.*
Rory: Uh... I have never heard him laugh like that. I hope this fic isn't getting to him.
Benimaru: It probably is. It's either that or he's turning into Iori, of all people.
Kyo K.: *returns with a bottle of Bleepka* Okay, I'm fine. I just think that we're going to need this.
Benimaru: Oh, boy.
Sonia: We're doomed.

"Maybe wouldn't be wise if I live here." Benji mutters in Portuguese. "Too much temptation."

Axl: *with a megaphone* They will not have sex with your stupid ass! They! Are! Lesbians! Got it?!
Manic: Seriously, I'm tired of hearing about this guy's boner.
Axl: Manic, this entire fic so far was about this guy's boner.
Manic: Oh, right. Um... Kyo. *points at Kyo K.*
Kyo K.: Yeah, Pineapple?
Manic: Set up the Bleepka. And did you just call me "Pineapple" instead of "Broccoli"?
Kyo K.: Yeah. Piko was right; your hair does look a bit like a pineapple's leaves there.

Setsuna hides her amusement. She is surprised that Benji is saying that. Most of men would actually try to join the duo. "At least he is showing some restraint." She thinks.

Rory: *as the Stu* Look at me! I'm not like those other horny men!
Miyu: *adjusts glasses* Yes, I believe that we call that "bullshit".
Kyo L.: *as he mops up another wank puddle* Yeah, he's definitely trying to spin this in his favor. Just one problem... he already showed his horny ass with the tentacle monster in the last chapter.
Sonia: Consistency doesn't exist, Kyo.

Tokyo August eleventh 2004

All the senshis taking out Setsuna are on the Hikawa-jinja. Three months have passed since Setsuna dragged Benji to the time gates in order train him to help them.

Miyu: Wait, I thought that Setsuna was trying to get the Stu back to his time. Why is she suddenly training him?
Benimaru: Because all of that happened offscreen.
Miyu: So we don't have the details for the time traveling attempt, but we'll have lots of time for his... you know... that.
Benimaru: Priorities are a myth.

Ami and Hotaru are worried over him. Especially since Setsuna is not giving any sign of life.

Kyo L.: Does that mean that the Stu's dead?! Yes! *gets up* Fic's over! See ya!
Sonia: Kyo, if you don't get your behind back here right now...
Kyo L.: *as he sits down* Man, you're a party pooper.

And when they left Setsuna made clear the date of they return. All the senshis are waiting uneasily for they arrive.

Rory: This fic's making me uneasy, actually.

And then a pillar appears. Setsuna walks out from it on her senshi outfit. Her clothes are ripped and torn showing that she was fighting hard. She is also looking very tired. And then Benji leaves the pillar. He is wearing jeans trousers, a white t-shirt and a denim jacket. And like Setsuna his clothes are ripped and torn.

Miyu: Well, to be fair, this is actually decent information.

His shirt is more like dirty brown than white. Across his chest there is a bandolier and a katana on his back. The lacquered red sheathe shines on contrast with the blue saber like hilt and the dirty black jacket.

Sonia: *heavily annoyed* Nobody cares!
Axl: Seriously, if I wanted to know, I would ask!

His face is covered with sooth and sweat. Like Setsuna's. The sight of the war torn duo surprises the senshis. The fact that Benji's hair is almost reaching the middle of his back also surprises everyone. Hair doesn't grow that long in three months.

Benimaru: Did he wash his hair with Miracle Gro?
Rory: This is coming from the guy with the long hair. Heh.

But before any questions can be asked a large group of demons appears. The senshis transform. And a massive combat takes place there. Benji fights along side the senshis helping them with the combat.

Kyo K.: *monotone* That was the best combat scene that I've ever read. I can't wait for the exciting sequel.
Miyu: Will he overshadow them again?
Manic: He is Super Penis Man, Miyu. That's obviously going to be a "yes".

End of the chapter one:

Rory: Really? That's how this chapter's ending? Really?
Axl: Really.
Rory: Wow. *chuckles* This is going to get worse, isn't it?
Axl: Yes, it will.

Please read and review. I will answer every review. If you have time to read and send a review. I will send you an answer. I want to say thank you for the reviews to DragonArmada and Andou Masaki. Thank you a lot for the reviews. I also want to thank to anyone that is reading and not reviewing.

Kyo L.: But to those who're riffing it? They're "social retardness morrons".
Sonia: I'm going to feel like a moron the further we go into this, I'm sure.
Kyo K.: I'm sure, too. *gets out a jug of orange juice* Might as well add some good ol' Vitamin C to the mix.
Manic: Wait, you're mixing Bleepka and orange juice?
Kyo K.: Yep. They call it a "Sonic Screwdriver"... which I'm sure we're definitely gonna need.
Benimaru: What fun.

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