Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 4: Kusanagi's Wrath (Part One)

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Note: This fic is the sequel to "A Story of Destined Love". If you haven't read that riffing yet, click here to see it. It's a five part riffing.

Warning: This fic contains the following:

-Strong language (All parts)
-A sex scene (in Part One)
-A rape scene (in Part Three)
-Character death (in Part Three)
-Excessive violence (in Parts Two, Three, Four, and Five)

Proceed with caution.

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This fic brings out a certain saying: "Things will get worse before they get better".

Cassy: Yeah, like the economy. Don't see that thing getting better, either.
Kyo L.: Well, that's unless I can nuke some parts of Congress and Wall Street--
Cassy: Dude!

Actually, that is true with this series... to an extent, that is. Here, you will actually see the worst -- well, second worst -- thing that I have written.

Keiko: And the first? Well, it's--
Emi: Don't. Just... don't bring that up, little sister.

How bad is it, you ask? Well, let's just say that you can start a drinking game and take a shot for every curse word that comes out of Kyo's mouth.

Jessie: Really? Oh, I'm going to have so much fun with this fic now!
Miyu: *sighs* Wonderful.

And if you thought that the prequel was nuts, well... you clearly haven't read this thing in full. Enjoy, I guess.

Kyo K.: I ain't going to enjoy it. Screw this noise.
Benimaru: *looks at Jessie, waves* I think I will, though.
Jessie: *giggles, waves back* Oh, I'm sure you will, sweetie.
Kyo K.: *sighs* You don't know where she has been, Beni.
Benimaru: I think I'll take that risk, Kyo.

~Chapter Nine: Moments of Hidden Pleasure~

Emi: Considering what we've been reading, there's nothing that's "hidden".
Kyo L.: Wait, Chapter Nine? Where the hell are the other eight chapters?
Kyo K., Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: In the prequel.
Kyo L.: Oh. But, uh... shouldn't this be chapter one, too?
Kyo K.: No dice, Fox Clone.

'I know you're out there, Emi... I will find you... and I will make sure that I will have your master's head... you will feel my wrath again...'

Cassy: LOL, title drop.
Keiko: Wait, doesn't he already know where they are, since he peeped on them in the last fic?
Benimaru: Wow. We're only one line in, and this fic's already on life support.
Miyu: What a record.

Now in the home that Kyo Kusanagi and Emi Tsuki shared together, the two had invited Shingo Yabuki over to watch a couple of horror movies with them.

Kyo K.: Too bad that this damn fic was one of the films.

The trio sat in the couple's bedroom, sitting in front of the television... or the 'idiot box' as Emi and Keiko's mother would often call it.

Cassy: 'Cause it really is something for idiots. *whispers* Kardashians...

The door and the windows were shut, resulting in the room to become extremely hot during this summer night.

Emi: Aren't they going to die of heat exhaustion or something?
Jessie: Actually... won't it be a lot hotter if the sweat's going down his chest like that?
Emi: *taps a blush away from her cheeks* Um... I don't think that I would like to know about that right now, Miss Baxter.

Emi sighed and removed her shirt which had revealed a white tank top... and Kyo tried his best not to stare at her for long moments at a time... but he too knew that he was hot as well, and it wasn't from his sudden horniness of staring at the girl that loves him.

All: Yes. "Love".

"Hey, we're out of drinks and snacks... those were the last of them from the kitchen..." Emi mumbled.

"That's all right, I'll just go ahead and buy some more then." Kyo said as he stopped the tape and was about to get up, but Shingo stopped him.

"No, you have to stay behind and look after Miss Tsuki." the young pupil said as he looked at his master who sat back down on the bed.

Kyo L.: No, here's the real line... *as Shingo* No, you have to stay behind so you can do that lemon scene.

"All right... the keys to the bike are on the table next to the front door."

Kyo K.: Wait... I'm letting him use my bike? You kiddin' me?
Keiko: Wow, I guess Kusanagi's already possessed you.

"Thanks. I'll be back in twenty minutes." Shingo said as he left the house, then Emi lightly chuckled.

"Emi... what's so funny?"

"He said that he would be back in twenty minutes, right?"

"Um... yeah." the Kusanagi heir said as the Tsuki heiress smirked, shut off the television and turned off the lights.

Miyu: This is a little out of character for me, but... *plays '70s era porn music*
Kyo K.: Let me guess... you got that stuff from Broccoli, right?
Miyu: "Broccoli'?
Kyo K.: That green hedgehog... Manic.
Miyu: Oh! Of course I did, Mr. Kusanagi. This Hammerspace seems to be quite intriguing.

"Then that gives us plenty of time to do something..." she whispered seductively as she laid down on top of him, then she pulled him into a deep kiss.

"Ohh... Miss Emi..." he whispered in response as she slipped her hands under his shirt, touching and feeling that muscular chest of his, then she broke the kiss and removed the shirt. The young heir lightly gasped as the air made contact with his bare skin.

Jessie: Well! I guess we've just thrusted into it... bad pun intended.
Keiko: Uh-huh. Why do I get the feeling that it reminds me of that fic that I never wanted to think about... again?
Kyo K., Benimaru, Emi: Why, you? Why?!

"You know... I've gotten a lot better since the last time that we've done this..."

Benimaru: Sure, if you count his clone as "the last time".
Kyo L., Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: What?
Benimaru: *points at Kyo K.* Yeah, she was raped by his clone.
Kyo L., Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: What?!
Benimaru: And he stole her virginity in the process.
Kyo L., Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: Oh, god!
Benimaru: Yep, yep, yep. Enjoy your hellish fic, guys.

she whispered as he sat up, then she kissed him again, and this time, her tongue was slipping into his mouth.

Keiko: That's a very loose tongue. Is she a snake?
Kyo K.: No, her tongue's the snake... I think.

'Come on... fight my fire with yours.' she thought as he moaned and returned the favor, attacking her mouth with needed hunger.

Miyu: Lovely purple prose there.
Cassy: It sounds more like he ate her lips off or something.
Miyu: That's disgusting, Cassidy.

The young girl broke the kiss again and she lightly laughed.

"You know... if we switch positions, I will be yours." the heiress said as her master smirked and followed her request.

"Fine... but how do you want it?"

"Huh?"

All: He just asked how you wanted to do it!
Kyo L.: Christ!

"Do you want it to be hard and fast or slow and passionate?"

Benimaru: Are you going to ask her to take a number and wait in line next? What is this?

"Um... slow and passionate."

"Okay then..." he whispered as he kissed her soft lips, then he moved down to her neck and planted soft kisses there, causing a low moan to escape from her throat.

"Oh... come on..." she moaned as his left hand massaged her cheek, his right hand massaged her covered breasts, and his kisses moved up to her lips once again.

"Hey, you said that you wanted it to be slow and passionate, right?"

Kyo K.: Does boredom count as slow and passionate?
Jessie: Would you like to show that passion to me, sweetie?
Kyo K.: No way, Flirt.

"Oh... yeah..."

"Then patience is a virtue, Miss Emi..." the heir whispered as he slowly removed her shirt, then he lowered his head to kiss her breasts which were held together by her bra.

"Before I go any further, do you want it orally or by... intercourse?"

Kyo L.: What is this, a questionnaire? Just do her already!
Cassy: *snickers* Dude, I hope that's not what you say when you watch porn.
Kyo L.: That's because the porn gets to the damn point.
Cassy: That's because the porn's the only thing in there.
Kyo L.: Exactly, Goth Kitty.

"Intercourse... please... I need it, Master Kyo..."

Jessie: You "need it". Yes, just like how I "need" a little playmate...
Benimaru: I think I can help you with that problem.
Jessie: Oh, I'm sure you can do that.
Everyone else: *rolls their eyes*

she whispered as he removed her bra, then he sucked on her right breast as he massaged her left one, then after a couple of minutes, he changed position.

"How much time do we have left?"

"Ten minutes." the Kusanagi heir said as he removed her shorts and panties before he dealt with himself.

Emi: That's the fastest ten minutes I've ever seen!
Keiko: Try passing out during any "Twilight" film if you're not a fan. Two hours can go by pretty quickly.

"Are you ready?" he whispered as he softly stroked his stiffening length and moaned softly before he gently thrusted into her. The young girl lightly cried out and held one of his hands when he kissed her again.

Kyo K.: *snickers*
Miyu: What's the matter, Mr. Kusanagi?
Kyo K.: Heh... sorry, Glasses; I'm just laughing at the fact that this fic just skirts around the word "penis". Seriously, it isn't hard to type that word out.

"...mmm... ooh... yeah... give me more..." she whispered and moaned as he pushed what was remaining of his length into her.

Cassy: *holding a sausage* Come on, author...
Emi: Is that cooked, Miss Morgan?
Cassy: Um... yeah.
Emi: May I eat that?
Cassy: *stunned* I... I'm very afraid to answer you right now, dude.

"Ohh... Miss Emi..." he lightly said and began to thrust in and out of her at a slow pace.

"That's right... in and out, honey." she whispered and moaned again as he continued.

Benimaru: *writing* Tab thrusts into slot...
Keiko: Huh?
Benimaru: I'm trying a haiku here. *trying not to laugh* Would you like to help me out?
Keiko: You're on your own, Nikaido.

The young girl's moans were becoming louder and more erotic by the minute as he kept his slow pace of pumping in and out of her, then something hit her...

Kyo L.: Girlie got taxed.
Miyu: No, Kyo. Besides... how the heck can you have an orgasm if it's extremely slow like that?
Kyo L.: Ever seen "Deep Throat", Miyu? That clitoris is probably deep in there.
Miyu: *blushes, lightly hits Kyo L.'s shoulder* Cut it out, Kyo.

"Master Kyo... ohh... I'm coming... ahh..." the Tsuki heiress whispered as she softly squeezed his hand and pulled him into a deep kiss as she did so.

Kyo K.: *confused* Sounds more like she's giving birth. Ugh.
Cassy: *pushes her sandwich plate away* Thanks, dude. Thanks for that crappy thought.
Kyo L.: *takes Cassy's sandwich* I'll take it. Can't let good food go to waste.
Cassy: Fine with me.

"...mmm..." the Kusanagi heir moaned as he tried his best to continue, but her inner muscles were clamping his flesh, sending him into a climax as he released inside of her...

But the release caused the young girl to cry out and come again...

Jessie: Needs... more... ellipses...

And after he pulled himself out of her, she lightly whimpered and shivered as he kissed her cheek.

"It's okay, I'm here for you." he whispered as he took her into his arms and kissed her forehead.

Emi: *eats a few cheese cubes*
Keiko: Sonic's really influencing you, huh?
Emi: Yeah, I guess.

"Ohh... thank you... aishiteru. (I love you.)" the young girl whispered back as she rested her head on her master's chest, sharing a deep, passionate kiss with him, then she began to fall asleep, but then the two heard an awfully familiar voice...

Benimaru: Was it God? Did He arrive to end the lemony madness?
Everyone else: You wish.

"Kusanagi-san! Miss Tsuki! I'm back!"

"Shit... it's Shingo." Kyo said as the two jumped out of bed and they literally slapped their clothes on, giving each other quick kisses every few seconds.

Jessie: *takes a shot of sake* One.
Keiko: *slaps Kyo K.'s chest*
Kyo K.: Tsukino... what are you doing?
Keiko: Just trying to slap another shirt on you. It doesn't seem to be working, but at least I can hit you to experiment.
Kyo K.: *slaps Keiko's hand away* Knock it off, gaki.

But there was a problem... when Emi put on her tank top, she forgot to put on her bra, and that resulted in seeing her slightly busty breasts without very little effort.

And that certainly caused Kyo to look at them.

Now he really was hot from his sudden horniness.

Cassy: Yep, Mary Sues sure can give that random second boner.

But it really wasn't that big of a problem, since it really doesn't happen to him a lot.

Benimaru: Except for now. And it'll happen five minutes later... because the fic says so.

But Kusanagi was a different story... his obsession and lust of Emi resulted in the torture and rape of her, the loss of her virginity to him, and the near death of Kyo.

Emi: Don't remind us.
Kyo L.: Was it seriously that bad?
Emi: Nikaido-san told you earlier; it was horrible, Monsieur LeMaire.
Miyu: Now that I'm thinking about it, why isn't she traumatized? Her virginity was stolen by an insane clone, and she's sleeping with the guy who looks just like him without any problems.
Keiko: I know that people handle things differently, but... yeah, you're pretty much right, Prower.

But why did the Kusanagi heir have to become so horny after a session of lovemaking?

Hell, he didn't know, either.

Jessie: *plays with her hair* I know...
Kyo K.: *stares at Jessie* What do you want, Flirt?
Jessie: *whispers in Kyo K.'s ear* Did you drink that... odd material?
Kyo K.: No, I didn't... and must you bring that fic up right now?
Jessie: I was just asking, sweetie. Never mind, then.

"Hey, Emi... you care to have another round with your master?"

"What the... I thought that you were satisfied."

"Well, I am... but... I think I need more."

Cassy: Hah. "Need".
Miyu: *adjusts glasses* That's like saying... I "need" to riff a better fanfic.
Keiko: Actually... you do need to riff a better fic, Prower. God, I wish I was in that group with those two squirrels; I heard that they don't get that much crap.

"No no no... you want more, and you'll get more later." she said as he grinned and tackled her to the bed, then he tickled her.

"You're a stubborn one..." he said as she slipped into uncontrollable fits of laughter, then he stopped when the bedroom door opened and somebody had closed the door behind.

Benimaru: A better fic writer?
Everyone else: Try again!

"Hey, are you two okay?"

"Yes, we're fine." Kyo said as he looked at the young fanboy who was now sniffing the foreign scent that had just entered his nose.

"What is that smell...?"

"Um... uh..."

Kyo L.: Failure.

"Master Kyo... farted..." Emi said in a last minute stutter, and that had caused the Kusanagi heir to elbow her.

Kyo L.: Okay, so I was wrong; it was stinky failure.

'Hey, I had to think of something! I couldn't tell him that we've had sex while he was gone!' she thought with her recently discovered ability of 'mind-talking'.

Jessie: Yes, you can. He's not six years old.
Cassy: Mind reading? R-really? When'd this come into play?
Everyone else: *flatly* The Mary Sue Psychic Link. Trademark.
Cassy: Oh. Okay... at least it beats "mind eating", that's for sure.

'I understand, but what kind of excuse was that?! I don't even pass gas!'

Benimaru: Have fun dying while you hold it in, Mister Perfect.
Miyu: Says the man who thinks he's Mister Perfect.
Benimaru: Actually, I am. Thanks for noticing, Miss Miyuki.
Miyu: *shakes her head, sighs*

'That's a lie! You do that every time you go to the bathroom! And then you fling the door wide open after you're done! You could even kill a fly with that poison of yours!'

'.........'

Emi: Ugh. And I'm supposed to be the nice sister again?
Keiko: Did you notice that those ellipses somehow make an odd face of sorts?
Kyo L.: Forget that, I'd like to know what kind of text can create the bird.

"Anyway... If you're going to get the drinks, they're in the fridge downstairs, but they're kinda warm, though." Shingo said as Emi nodded.

Kyo K.: *smacks his forehead* And you couldn't bring them up with ice or anything? Really?!
Miyu: *plays '70s era porn music*
Kyo K.: Yeah, thanks, Glasses.

"That's all right, I'd rather have a warm drink than nothing at all." the Tsuki heiress said and left the room with her master following her. When the pair reached the kitchen, the young girl grinned, pressed him to the fridge, pulled him into a hungry kiss, and... her hand... was in his pants...

Emi: *holds up the Rubik's Cube* Master Kyo?
Kyo K.: *snatches the cube from Emi* Yes! Thank you, Emi!

"Miss Emi! What are you doing?!" he fiercely whispered, his voice was close enough to a snarl.

"You wanted another round with me, so you're getting it." she said as the two ended up on the floor and she quickly unzipped his pants, staring at the eight inch stick.

Cassy: *holding a stick, laughs* Really? Really, now?
Jessie: *looks at Kyo K.* Hm? I wonder if that can handle me now, considering how thin it sounds...
Kyo K.: *continues playing with the Rubik's Cube* This cube is going to connect with your head if you keep talking to me that way, Flirt.

"It looks like it's just about ready for me to eat..." she whispered as she grabbed the item with one hand and slowly moved it up and down. The heir sat up and grabbed her head, his fingers were going through her hair as he moaned, then she lightly licked the head for a few seconds before she took as much as she could into her mouth.

All except Kyo K.: *holding a stick in one hand and a sausage in the other*
Emi: *begins to eat her sausage*
Kyo K.: *muttering while fiddling with the Rubik's Cube* Damn, why can I only get one side done...?

"You weren't kidding when you said that you've gotten better..." he said as he let out a quiet, shuddering moan.

'Ooh... I get so dripping wet and horny when you do that...' she thought as she added her humming technique which practically doubled his given pleasure.

Keiko: A humming technique? Does that even exist?
Jessie: Yes.
Keiko: Oh, right; I forgot that a certain someone here had experience in that department. And no, I don't want to see if that works on me.
Jessie: Oh. Okay, then.

"Ahh... ahh... then I'll return the favor when you're through with me..."

'Really...? You're so nice...'

"Ohh... get ready, I'm coming..." he whispered and bit his lip as he came, trying his best to prevent himself from screaming out his climax. The young heiress never stopped, even after she swallowed his fluids with little effort.

Cassy: *hands a jar of white liquid to Kyo L.*
Kyo L.: For the love of... *drops the jar* Are you mad, Kitty?!
Cassy: Cool your jets, dude; it's just corn starch and water.
Kyo L.: *grits his teeth* I really hate you right now.
Cassy: *grins* Yep, I know.

"Miss Emi... you can stop now." the heir commanded as she lifted her head and some more fluid came from his blood filled tip and coated a portion of his member.

Miyu: Sounds more like a bad waterfall.

"Oh... you still need to be cleaned." she whispered as she lapped his liquid and lightly laughed.

"You're not through...?"

Benimaru: Eh... slow and steady wins the race, I guess.

"Oh, I am..." she whispered as she licked her lips and massaged her breasts through her tank top.

Benimaru: Jeez, it's no fun when you're in a hurry.
Kyo K.: *still playing with the Rubik's Cube* I am. Can we get to the plot now... if we have one?
Benimaru: Kyo, do you remember that other fic that we riffed?
Kyo K.: What "other fic"? There wasn't a plot in any of them!
Benimaru: Well, that's also true... unfortunately.

"When you set yourself straight and pull up your pants... you can fuck me... as hard as you can... because I need it."

Emi: *stammers* I-I-I-oh, my goodness. This cannot be the old me!
Keiko: Unfortunately, that was you. Thank god for character development.
Kyo L.: Retcon, baby!

she said as she dealt with herself and grinned, then her laughs slowly turned into soft moans as soon as she felt his tongue attack her intimate area.

Jessie: Nobody wants to take it nice and slow anymore. Everyone wants quickies now.
Miyu: This whole chapter had two quickies. Maybe you can just count them both as one session.

'I've never tasted you before...'

"Ohh... do you like it?"

'You taste sweet... it's sorta like honey.'

Kyo L., Jessie, Kyo K., Benimaru: It doesn't taste like that! Get out of here!
Miyu, Cassy, Emi, Keiko: *confused* Okay...

"Then if you keep going, I can give you more of it." she whispered as she continued to massage her breasts through the fabric of her shirt, then she lifted it up, dealing with the revealed flesh. The young heir kept his pace, then she tossed her head back in a light cry of pleasure as she continued to deal with her slightly busty breasts.

Cassy: Let me guess... the girl's slender as all get out.
Emi: Yes, I was.
Cassy: I guess I can do this, then. *places two paper balls against a ruler*
Emi: Well, that's one way to put it, Miss Morgan.

"Ohh... yeah... faster... I'm going... to come..." she whispered as he followed her request, then she gasped and softly moaned as she did so.

'Just because you came... that doesn't mean that I'm going to stop...' the Kusanagi heir thought as he continued.

"Please... I can't take any more..."

Kyo L.: And neither can we.
Kyo K.: If Gumball was here, he'd be conked out by now.
Kyo L.: "Gumball"? Oh, you mean Sonic?
Kyo K.: Bingo, Fox Clone.

'You wanted me to fuck you as hard as I could, and you're getting it.'

"Ahh... Master Kyo..." she whispered as he lightly laughed and continued.

The young girl's light gasps turned into soft, erotic moans after a while, and she reached her second climax a lot faster than her first one, but she released a lot more of her fluids this time.

Keiko: *deadpan* Clean up on Aisle Four.
Everyone else: *shudders*

"That's my lovely girl." he said as he lapped what was remaining of her liquid, then he softly kissed her neck as he tenderly massaged her breasts.

Jessie: By the way, they're huge.

"Thank you, Master Kyo." she whispered as he softly laughed and replaced her clothing before he grabbed three bottles from the fridge.

Miyu: Three bottles of what?
Emi: Magic, Miss Prower.

"It's no problem. Come on, we have to think of a good excuse for Shingo this time." Kyo said as the pair headed upstairs.

Cassy: Try the fact that you were freaking horny. Excuse time's over.

"Um... we were dealing with that ant problem."

"What...?"

"We really do have an ant problem, Master Kyo."

"Are you kidding?"

Keiko: Hold on. They did that stuff on the floor... where the ants are?
Kyo K.: Yep. Hope they have fun with their pseudo crabs.

"Nope. But it's minor, so we really don't have to worry too much about it."

"That's good." he said as the two entered their bedroom...

Benimaru: ...and did it again. I swear, these two are severely wired on something.

But a certain someone was watching them...

Cassy: *holds up a church choir uniform* Joan. Or Erin. And then they were sent to Hell.
Kyo L.: I'm not wearing that uniform, Cass. Get outta here.

'Kyo Kusanagi... you will regret what you've done to me... I will have your head...'

Emi: Actually, shouldn't he be doing the regretting, since he... I don't know... raped my old self?
Everyone else: Logic's dead, Emi!

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