Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 3: A Story of Destined Love (Part Two)

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Warning: This fic contains the following:

-Strong language (in Parts Three-Five)
-A sex scene (in Part Four)
-A rape scene (in Part Five)

Proceed with caution.

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~Chapter Two: A Story of So-Called Training~

Sonia: No, this doesn't sound like the fic's title at all!
Everyone else: *flatly* Why do you ask?

Two months have passed since Emi's release from the hospital, and now she has fully recovered...

Kyo: To--
Everyone else: ...hump you. We know.

but it would've been sooner if Keiko hadn't lost her mind and screamed at Kyo every time that he came to visit her... it really added stress to her pain, and lots of it.

Keiko: I knew that I was a stern woman... but when did I ever become a bitch?
Sonic: Since this fic, K... eiko.
Keiko: *raises an eyebrow*

She even tried to break their battles so many times... it felt like she was the only sane person in her home... well, that was after her mother, of course.

Benimaru: Who doesn't exist. Next world issue...

As Emi silently slept in her bed, the alarm clock startled her, and her reaction was to burn the blasted thing... then she noticed two familiar figures standing beside her bedroom door. One clapped while she sat up, and the other simply laughed a bit.

Amy: And then the house burned down. Nobody laughed because they all died of smoke inhalation.
Everyone else: *stares at Amy*
Amy: What?
Manic: Dude, you're getting kind of dark with that logic finding stuff.

"Hey, that was cool, sis!"

"Well, Miss Emi... you really outshine Tsuki-sama when it comes to grouchiness there..."

Kyo: *pokes Keiko*
Keiko: *swats Kyo's hand away*
Kyo: *grins* Yep, still cranky.

"Oh, shut up, Kusanagi-baka." Keiko snapped.

"Hey, I'm only stating the obvious here... you freaking nuisance."

"I would bite your behind..."

"Then I'd be at a high risk for contracting rabies..."

All: Burn!

"Jeez... when will you guys stop fighting? Maybe if the grass is naturally red, it'll stop..."

"Not unless I stain it with--"

"I said naturally red, Keiko."

"Yeah, listen to your sister... you dumbass."

"Bite me."

"I'm not doing that. I'm trying to be... well, you know... disease free."

Emi: And the burning continued, and it became unfunny!
Sonic: *in a church choir uniform* Hallelujah... wait. Why am I carrying this over from the last special?
Sonia, Manic, Amy: *shrugs*

Emi lightly shook her head, since she knew about Kyo's nature when it came to people... caring towards his friends, but arrogant and cold to those who he deems as bothers. She could take herself and Keiko for a perfect example...

Amy: *confused* Huh? But... you're not really his friend... I think.
Emi: *reading from the beginning of the chapter* Two months have passed...
Amy: Oh.

"Well, I really want to know why Master Kyo is here at this time of day..."

"Simple, he wants to train you in controlling those untamed flames of yours."

Keiko: Yeah, amazing that the plot device hasn't burned her to a crisp yet, huh?

"That's nice. Oh, and while I get ready... why don't you two go kiss and make up somewhere?"

Kyo, Keiko: *look at each other, shudders*

"I wouldn't do that sort of shit unless Hell freezes over." Kyo mumbled and shut the door to Emi's room. The young girl laughed to his response while she got dressed in her school uniform... on a Sunday.

Kyo: Ah, attempted murder is hilarious. Somebody shoot me.
Sonia: That is the most edgy schoolgirl I've ever met.
Manic: Yes, she bends the rules and wears her uniform on Sundays! She's Super Schoolgirl Sue!

Of course, some people considered that it was kind of strange for them to wear their uniforms on their days off... but the young heiress really didn't care too much. She really liked her uniform, and she always wore it every day... well, unless it was a special occasion or something.

Benimaru: Lovely Sakura clone you have there.

'Oh my... I'm actually going to spend the entire day with my master...' Emi thought as she slipped her shoes on and headed to the bathroom to take care of her needs. For the older girl, it took her at least 10 minutes (20 at the most) to clean herself up, but for Keiko... well, Emi said that "she will get out when I will grow a beard."

Sonic: This just in: Nobody cares.

Afterwards, the young girl stepped into the kitchen, curious about what was for breakfast... and she wasn't impressed with it.

Sonic: And there's the minor jerkiness. She's supposed to be the elegant one, right?
Emi: Well, I am... I don't know what that thing's supposed to be.

"Keiko... what is this stuff supposed to be?"

"Um... oatmeal."

"No offense, but it looks like dried-up plaster."

"Well, it is. I was saving that for Kusanagi-baka... but he found out."

Amy: Yep, nothing beats being a literal lethal chef.

"He's not as stupid as you think, sis. Well, gotta run..."

"Without breakfast?"

"Yes, without plaster." the young heiress said and left her home, then she heard something...

Kyo: Boos and tomatoes making contact with her face?

'A motorcycle engine...?'

Kyo: Oh. Still wish that those boos and tomatoes hit.

She looked ahead and smiled at the sight of her master revving the engine.

"Oh... I didn't know that you had a motorcycle, Master Kyo..."

Sonia: He's visited you for two months... at your home... and you didn't know?! How--
Sonic: *stuffs a few cheese cubes into Sonia's mouth*
Sonia: *grumbles, slowly chews on the cheese cubes*

"Well, now you know. Hop on." he said and she did what she was told.

"Eh, I'm a little nervous about this..."

"Hey, don't worry about a thing. And besides, if you get too nervous, you could hold on to me if you..." he said, but couldn't finish... since she was already holding onto him.

Manic: After all, this'll be the closest that she'll ever get to him until that obvious lemon chapter.

"Sorry about that... it's just that I get a little nervous when I try stuff for the first time."

Keiko: By the way, did anybody else get nervous while they were reading this?
Amy: Nope. I wasn't nervous at all.

"I can see that... we didn't even leave your house yet. And besides, you weren't nervous when those guys made those nasty little cuts from the Varsity Volleyball team and you survived them."

Kyo: *coughselfinsertcough*
Benimaru: Kyo... the author isn't Japanese... nor did she make Varsity in that sport in high school.
Kyo: Okay... when did she play, huh?
Benimaru: Sophomore year.
Kyo: Well... that just makes it a little worse now, huh?

"Oh, yes I was... even my friend Miyuki was scared senseless when she also survived the cuts."

Sonic: Wow, how many girls tried out? Twenty-four Hundred?

"I see... so, are you ready to..."

"Go? Yeah..." she said in a slightly shaky tone as her master revved the motorcycle's engine once more before leaving. As they sped through Osaka's streets, Emi felt the wind going through her long hair, and it caused her to laugh a bit, since she was enjoying the feeling.

Sonic, Sonia, Manic, Amy: Emi... is your hair down to your knees?
Emi: No, my hair's down to half of my back. And I think it's down to my waist in this fic. Why do you ask?
Sonic, Sonia, Manic, Amy: Serenity, Kathryn... by the way, are your eyes "forest green"?
Emi: No, my eyes are brown.
Sonic, Sonia, Manic, Amy: Good.

"Hey, are you okay now?" Kyo asked after they had stopped at a light.

"Yeah."

"You may want to open your eyes to make sure of that."

"They are open, Master Kyo." she said as soon as the light turned green.

Keiko: And then they stop at a nearby meadow to--
Everyone else: Wrong story, you!

"Good... now if you can hang on..." he responded as they sped down a couple more blocks before coming to another stop... his house.

Amy: And then they did the nasty, right?
Sonic: Not now, Pervert Rose!

After Kyo got off of his motorcycle, he noticed that Emi was a little shaken after the ride, so he decided to carry her inside.

All: *raises an eyebrow*
Benimaru: When did you get the strength of a twig, Emi?
Emi: *sighs, hides her face in her hands* This is so embarrassing...

"Um... I have legs, you know."

"But you're not using them now." he said as she blushed lightly.

Sonic: *writing, reading out loud* And so, Edward carried Bella to his house--
Kyo: *glares at Sonic* Hey, don't compare me to that freak, Gumball!
Sonic: *grins, continues writing*

"Oh, you're so funny (and handsome)..."

Sonia: Oh, and I'm so amused (someone please throw a pie at my face)...

"If you can manage to walk inside and by yourself, you'll see a nice breakfast waiting for you in the dining room--"

Kyo: Wait a minute... "I" can cook?!
Manic: And everyone's just sweetness and light to the Sue, eh?
Amy: *with an apron tied around her waist, frowns* And to think that I just baked a cake for you all.

"Really?!" Emi cried as she jumped out of Kyo's arms and literally ran inside his house... but she almost forgot the common courtesy to remove her shoes before entering someone's house.

Keiko: And a few brownie points are given for the proper research.

After she tried her best to search for the food, she was disappointed that she couldn't find anything. And behind her, her master was lightly laughing.

"Where's the food...?"

Emi: *as herself* Emi hungry! Feed Emi!

"It wouldn't hurt to look on the kitchen counter..." he said as she ran to the breakfast that was sitting there, and she happily scarfed it down... while he stared at her in amazement.

Benimaru: Jeez, you skinny women can eat so much and not gain a pound.
Emi: Are you jealous, Nikaido-san?
Benimaru: Of course not; unlike you, I'm trying to watch my figure.
Emi: *stares*

"Um... is your stomach a bottomless pit or something...?"

Manic: Yes. Just say yes.

"Heh, that's what Nikaido-san and Yabuki-san said to me the other day... they saw me eat seven sandwiches... and a fruit cup."

Amy: Hang on, I thought she didn't know who Shingo was...
Sonic: *hands Amy the cheese tray*
Amy: I don't want cheese right now, Sonic.

"Okay..." Kyo mumbled, then went into his room to get something for her. While she was still eating away, she failed to notice that her master was behind her... then he tapped her shoulder, causing her to jump slightly and stop eating.

Kyo: And then you made her choke to death. Great job, me. No, seriously... that is a great job.

"Ah... why did you do that...?"

"I wanted to give you something..." he said and gave her a pair of...

Keiko: Katanas to chop her own head off?
Sonic: Plot Device Thingamajigies?
Sonia: Love Cuffs to use on her master?
Everyone else: *stares at Sonia*
Manic: *in a singsong voice* Somebody's horny...

"Ku... Kusanagi gloves...?" she whispered after she had finished the last of the food and looked into his eyes.

All: *bored* Oh. Those things.
Amy: And why the heck is she surprised? I mean, she knew she had Kusanagi flames, and now she's surprised that she has the gloves to go with them?
Everyone else: Why can't you just relax?
Amy: Because this makes no sense!

"Yeah... you can have them."

Manic: And you just happen to give 'em away like candy, huh?
Kyo: Sounds more like they came from some crummy crane game.

"Ah... Domo arigato gozaimasu. (Thank you very much.)"

Sonic: Is that right?
Kyo, Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: Yes.
Sonic: Cool.

"You're very welcome. Oh, and we will start our first training session in a couple of hours." he said and left for the backyard.

Sonia: Good. That will give her plenty of time to digest all of those possible heavy carbs. We don't want her to throw up all over the grass.
Manic: Dude, I don't know what you and Benimaru's been reading... but seriously, you both are squicking me out.
Sonia: Books are good for you, little brother... so shut up and read.
Sonic: *folds his arms* I highly doubt that the Department of Education's going to use that quote.

'Huh... these things are a little tight...' she thought as she slipped them on. She stared at the fingerless gloves and the Kusanagi clan symbol for a while before she began to concentrate on her flames.

Keiko: And then she masters them in the very next sentence. Next chapter!

'I hope that this works...' she thought as she created a small flame in the palm of her right hand, and this time, she had controlled it.

All: Bingo!
Emi: *writing in her journal* And she does things with very little effort. Yes, my old self really was a gigantic Mary Sue. I realize that I must go back in time to kill myself. But if I do that... won't I disappear as well?
Kyo: *peeking over Emi's shoulder* Yes.
Emi: *quickly shuts her journal* Master Kyo! Stop peeking!
Kyo: *leans back in his seat* Then stop writing in front of us.

"Cool." she said as she snuffed the small flame, then she tried again.

Benimaru: And then she found out that they were counterfeit Kusanagi gloves. After that fact was revealed, she accidentally incinerated herself. The "porn star" known as "Emi Tsuki" was no more.
Everyone else: *snickers* Good!

"All right! Serpent whip!" she cried as she whipped her flaming right wrist down then merged it with a flaming uppercut.

Sonic: Uh... does that move exist in your repertoire?
Kyo: Huh?
Sonic: Skills. Your arsenal.
Kyo: Oh. No, it doesn't.
Sonic: Dude, you need a dictionary or a thesaurus or something.
Kyo: *rolls his eyes* My English is fine, thank you.
Sonic: Says the guy who dropped out of high school.
Kyo: *irritated* Shut up, Gumball!

"If I had to use the Kusanagi gloves to control my flames properly... does this mean that I'm somehow connected to them...?"

All: *in a bored tone* Yes.
Manic: And when are we getting to the lemon scene? I know it's comin'!
Sonia: Horny or impatient, little brother?
Manic: The latter.
Everyone else: Yeah, right!
Sonia: Hypocrite.

she said to herself, but Kyo wasn't too far from her, so he heard and saw everything.

Amy: Way to kill the drama.

'Hmm... she's good at figuring things out... I guess she'll be happy when she finds out who she's destined to be with...'

Amy: Way to really kill the drama. Why was this fic written again?!
Sonic: *hands Amy the cheese tray*
Amy: *sighs, slowly chews on a cheese cube*

After a few hours, Emi quietly stepped outside and looked at her master who was completing his kata.

Sonic: Kata? What's that?
Emi: Well, Mr. Sonic... in martial arts, that's when a practicioner performs a series of punches and kicks. It's sort of like a self-training session.
Sonic: Oh. Okay, then.
Kyo: *smirking* Now who needs to go to school?
Sonic: Hey, you shut up over there!

"Um... I'm ready, Master Kyo..."

"Really...? Then come here." he said as he turned around and faced her.

Benimaru: And then they made out.
Manic: *plays '70s era porn music*
Benimaru: Where the heck did you get that?
Manic: Hammerspace. Try it sometime, man.

The Tsuki heiress took a deep breath and slowly walked towards him, a nervous expression was easily seen on her face.

"Hey, it's okay."

Keiko: Don't worry; everyone's first time is rather scary.
Kyo: How would you know? You never slept with anyone!
Keiko: Uh... *coughs* that's not what one fic said... *whispers in Kyo's ear*
Kyo: You did four women at once?! I don't think the Black Crow girl did that yet!
Keiko: *sighs* Remind me never to tell you a secret again, Kusanagi baka.
Kyo: *shrugs* Whatever, they were going to find out. *points at Manic* And that definitely includes Broccoli.
Manic: *waves* Yo.

"...All... right..." she whispered and walked back a bit so that they were a good distance apart.

"You ready, Miss Emi?" Kyo called as he adjusted his gloves a bit.

"Hai. (Yes.)"

"Come and attack!"

Sonia: Don't play that music, Manic.
Manic: Aww.

"But I don't want to..." she shyly said but obeyed his order. Her master blocked her quick attacks with very little effort,

Sonic: Friggin' Dusk.

until something stunned him...

Benimaru: He was called to Jury Duty.

Her sharp nails tore his left arm slightly, causing a good amount of blood to seep through the cut, but he didn't cry out in pain.

Amy: What the heck? Did she turn into Cassy?
Sonic: Never mind that; I'd like to know why he's not crying out when half of his arm's dangling like that.

He felt that before, so he probably shoved it off.

Sonic, Sonia, Manic, Amy: Really? Seriously?
Kyo: Yagami.
Sonic, Sonia, Manic, Amy: Oh. Ick.

But it's such a nasty scratch... and she had to take care of it.

Keiko: Yeah, bandages aren't going to help you in this situation...

"Master Kyo! Are you okay?" she said and held his arm.

"It's nothing... and Emi..."

"Yes?"

"Why did you stop?"

"What?"

"Why... did you stop?"

"I couldn't continue... not while you're like this."

"You would if you were in an actual battle... then you'd gain the upper hand."

Manic: *snickers*
Sonic: You're dirty, bro.

"Oh... gomen. (sorry.)"

"Don't... you tried, right?"

"Yeah."

"That's all I need to hear. Now let's get this little injury overwith..."

"Okay..." she whispered as they walked inside.

Emi: *holds up a picture of a hospital* Seriously! Go there!
Kyo: Why bother? I think it's great that they're going to dip my arm into some peroxide!

'She really needs to toughen up...'

Benimaru: Unfortunately, that's going to take... how many chapters again?
Amy: *begins to count on her fingers*
Benimaru: I think that's going to take more than ten chapters, Amy.
Amy: *removes her boots* Yes, you're right about that... eleven, twelve...

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