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Neo Esaka, Episode 6: Sailor Moon:Fantasy! (Part Two)

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Warning: Yes, there's another badly written sex scene here... with even more emphasis on pubic hair.

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Sailor Moon:Fantasy! [Hentai]
Episode:02
"Serenity's Wedding Reception!"
By the "Anime Fantasy Knight"
E-Mail: -----@hotmail.com
Recommend for those 18 and over.
Note:This fan Fiction contains words and descriptions of Nudity. Read at your
own risk! Now on to the story!

Miyuki: Yes. "Story".

~~~Episode:02 "Serenity's Wedding Reception!"~~~
Darien and his bride Serenity. They had just gotten married. They were now
at the reception hall. Serenity's mom and dad
were there. Serenity's mom had tears in her eyes. Sammy was there too. Sammy
couldn't believe that his sister had grown up a lot.
Sammy: "You have grown up Serenity."
Serenity: "Thanks."

Benimaru: And next on "Redundancy Theater"... redundancy.

Raye: "I am happy for you. Darien I ask you to love and take care of her."
Darien: "I already have." Darien looks at his bride and smiles. Serenity knew
what he had said to Raye.

Miyuki: Was it something about not shaving her pubic hair?
Kyo: *gags*

Next Darien and Serenity open all the gifts they
were given to them. Most of the gifts were things that they would need.

Emi: Like dildos. Lots and lots of dildos.

Next
the wedding cake was cut. The cake was made of chocolate With Yellow
frosting.

Keiko: This is the weirdest form of symbolism that I have ever seen.

Afterwards Darien and Serenity was given passes to a resort from
Serenity's parents. They had saved money to give their daughter a nice
honeymoon. After that Darien and Serenity went to Raye's temple. Raye took
Serenity into the other room.
Raye: "What did Darien mean eariler about he has already taken care of you?"

Kyo: Uh... wow, you're some kind of dense, aren't you?
Miyuki: Yep.

Serenity: "Last night he took off my clothes."
Raye: "Did he take off your panties and bra too?"
Serenity: "Yes."
Raye: "Did he have sex with you?"
Serenity: "Yes."
Raye: "Did it feel good?"
Serenity: "Yes it did."

Emi: Did it bore us to tears?
Benimaru: Yes, it did.

Raye: "Maybe Me and chad should have sex together. He does love me. He told
me himself."

Keiko: Yeah, because that automatically requires sex after that.
Miyuki: You forgot what we're reading, Kei. If you don't wanna sex up, you're a "prude".
Keiko: *scoffs*

Serenity: "Maybe you should. Let's re-join the others."
Raye and Serenity rejoin the others. Luna and Artemis both waved goodbye to
the Princess. Darien picked up his bride gently and set her in the right
front passinger's side of his car.

Kyo: So... does that mean that she's driving, then? Oh, right... we're in Japanmerica.
Emi: Well, the first dub did flip any driving scenes around to make it look like the drivers were on the right side of the street...

Darien and Serenity waved good bye. A
couple of hours later Darien and Serenity checked into the hotel of the
resort.
Darien and Serenity were shown to their room. Their suit cases were brought
up. Darien gave the bellhop a 10 dollar tip.

Benimaru: Ten dollars in Japan? Ten dollars? In Japan?!
Kyo: Guess what's worse? Tipping in Japan is seen as an insult. But hey, it's Japanmerica.

Bellhop: "Thanks. Good day to you both!"
Darien shuts the door. Serenity speaks up.
Serenity: "I am going to take off this wedding dress!"

Emi: *sighs* And here comes the dull as a doorknob description of said wedding dress removal...

Serenity
takes off her dress and her slip. Then only things that were left on her was
her panties, her bra, her knee highs and her High heel shoes. She then puts
on the dress that Darien had put on her. She then sat on the bed. She opened
her legs wide so Darien would notice her panties. She sat there for a long
while just doing that.

Emi: Brushing my teeth is more erotic than this.

Darien asks her a question.

Keiko: Please don't ask a stupid question.
Kyo: Tsukino... you forgot what fic you're reading.

Darien: "Yesterday, when you wet yourself, how did you know
I was coming to Raye's temple?"

Miyuki: And that was our stupid question of the chapter! Thank you, ladies and gents! Don't forget to tip your server!

Serenity: "Well I started to tense up. I started peeing in my shorts and
panties uncontrolibly. I started to sweat. My heart started to beat faster.
My blood pressure went up. And my pussy cummed all over my panties. My body
throbbed as you
approached. Even my pussy was trobbing, giving off a sensation that I
couldn't control. I was also nervous. It's like my body was responding to
your arrival."

Benimaru: Yeah... they have pads for that.

Darien: "Can I test you?"

All: Please don't!
Miyuki: *wails* I don't want to read another boring sex scene!
Kyo: *sighs* Welcome to the Neo Esaka, Miyuki. You're getting this crap whether you like it or not.

Serenity: "Sure, let me put some jeans on." Serenity took off her dress and
put on a pair of chic jeans. She zips them up.

Emi: What's the point of putting them on if you're just going to make a mess... never mind, that was the point, wasn't it?
Keiko: *silently nods*

Serenity: "Go somewhere. Don't tell me when you return. Be gone for about an
hour or so."
Darien: "Okay, bye sweetheart." Darien kisses his wife goodbye. Serenity
decided to relax for the time being. Darien had gone out and purchased
something for his wife. He started to return. Serenity then suddenly jolted
up and her body began tense up. She then pees uncontrolibly.

Keiko: You realize that someone has to clean that up once you leave, right?
Benimaru: That person isn't getting paid enough for this stuff.

Serenity
starts to sweat. Serenity takes off her bra. Her breasts were firmed up. Her
nipples had gotten hard. Her heart starts to beat faster. Her blood pressure
rises. Serenity's pussy begins
to cum all over her panties. Her whole body throbs. Even her pussy throbs
causing a wonderful sensation. She moans due to the reaction of her body.

Kyo: *flatly* Wow, this is making me so hot. *normal voice* So hot that I want to burn myself up just so I don't have to read the rest of this.

Darien opens the door.
Darien: "I have returned!"

Emi: That's nice, Superman.

Serenity couldn't answer. Her body had taken
control.
Darien: "So it is true what you said." He notices the crotch of
her jeans has a larger wet spot on them. Even larger than before.
Darien: "May I unzip your pants and take a look at your pussy?"

Miyuki: This must be the worst trip to the gynecologist.

Serenity nods
her head. He unzips her jeans and unsnaps them. he lowers them to her knees.
Then he grabs the sides of her panties and pulls them down to her knees. he
feels her panties. He even felt the crotchliner. It was even more stickier
there than any where else on her panties.

Benimaru: What was your first clue, Einstein?

He looks at her pussy. Her pussy
still oozing cum out. The lips of
her clit were swolen and were twitching.

Keiko: Did someone attach electrical clamps to her nether regions?
Benimaru: Don't even look at me.

He felt the pubic hair of her pussy.

Kyo: Again with the hair. Jeez.

It was very sticky. Serenity snaps out of it.
Serenity: "See what I mean. My body took over. What do you
think Darien? is it kinda strange that my body reacts like that?"
Darien: "No, I think it's a natural reaction.

Miyuki: *laughs loudly, suddenly stops, stares at the screen*

I think your body was just
showing that to me that you love me. How did the reaction feel?"

Emi: *points at Kyo, who has a bored look on his face* Like that.

Serenity: "It felt good. I want to take a bath. Want to join me? Will you
pull my panties up for me and take off my jeans?"

Kyo: And again with the babying. Do you want him to wipe your butt with some wet wipes, too?
Keiko: You forgot what we were reading here, Kusanagi.

Darien: "Sure." Darien takes off her jeans. He then softly swats Serenity's
butt as a form of affection to her.

Benimaru: I don't know what planet uses that as affection, but whatever goes, I guess.

Then he pulls her to his arms. His naked
wife embraces him. He hugs her. He then pulls her panties back up. He follows
her to the bathroom where he brings the items that he bought for her.
Serenity then takes off her panties and steps in the spa which was already
running. Darien then takes his clothes off and gets in the spa and sits next
to her.

Kyo: Well, here's the closest thing to bathroom sex.
Keiko: And it's going to be incredibly boring.

Serenity: "Do you love me?" Serenity turned to her husband, her eyes sparkled
when she asked that question.
Darien: "Yes, I do."
Serenity: "Thanks. Love and play with my body which belongs
to you."

Miyuki: Uh... I guess you were right, Beni. This is vaguely... you know.
Benimaru: Yep.

Darien: "Anything to keep my Princess happy."

Kyo: *mutters* Yeah, the Princess of Waterworld.
Emi: *lightly elbows Kyo*

Serenity allowed him to touch
anywhere on her body. Including her breasts and pussy. Her private parts she
allowed him to touch. She belonged to him. Serenity was in her Prince's
protection, plus he loved her. Her body also belonged to him,
since he had protected her and her body many times in both
lifetimes.

Keiko: So let's ignore all the times where she saved him as well.
Emi: *flatly* Yay.

He puts his hand down under the water and feels the wet golden
blond pubic hair which was soft. Since the water was swirling, Serenity's
pubic hair flowed in the water like sea
grass.

Emi: No, I didn't need to eat. Thanks, fic.
Miyuki: You know, if you have crotch hair that rivals the length that's on Emi's head, then you really need to do somethin' about that.
Keiko: It's probably the female equivalent of the ten inch penis. Perhaps she could jump rope with her own pubic hair.
Kyo: Gah! Damn it, Tsukino!

Darien: "Your pubic hair of your pussy feels so soft."

Benimaru: Yellow like a nice plate of spaghetti.
Kyo: I swear, I'm going to punch you into the damn stands, Beni.

Serenity: "Do you like what you're feeling?"

Emi: It's hair. It's not that darn special.

Darien: "Yes, it feels very good. You know what?"
Serenity: "What?"
Darien: "You look best when you have no clothes on and you're naked. You have
a beautiful body Serenity!"
Serenity: "Thank you."

Benimaru: No clothes on and naked? That's the same thing!
Miyuki: *sounds an air horn* Author bias alert! Author bias alert! Repeat, we have an author bias alert!
Kyo: *sighs* Guy's not even trying to hide this anymore! Might as well have the woman naked for the rest of this stupid fic!
Keiko: *bored* This is some ridiculous cutting and pasting here.
Emi: Well... this fic actually came before "KOF-XXX" existed. We only happened to riff the latter fic first.
Benimaru: Either way, they both have the same problem.

Darien: "I think your pussy is the most beautiful part of your body. It makes
you more feminine.

Kyo: No comment.

I think you look great in your panties and lingerie when
your pussy is covered with them. It only increases your femininity even more.
I love you very much!"

Miyuki: Tch. She might as well be a walking crotch with legs! Do you care about anything else other than her puss puss?
Keiko: Nope. That's why we're here.

Serenity: "Thank you. I am glad you care about my body. Including my pussy.

Emi: "Including"? That's not how you say "only".

Please rub it and play with it. It still throbs. It needs to be touched and
loved."

Keiko: It's a vagina, not a cat!
Miyuki: Well, um... the term "pussy" applies to both, so...
Keiko: *narrows her eyes* Really, Miyuki?
Miyuki: *grins widely*

Darien then puts one of his fingers in the slit of her clit.

Benimaru: Anatomy. How does it work?
Kyo: Not very well.

He
wiggles his finger in a circle inside her clit.

Emi: I swear, I'm this close to throwing this author into one of Miss Prower's classes.
Kyo: I'm surprised that you haven't done that already.

Serenity moaned in excitement
as he played with her pussy. Serenity took her hand and started rubbing
Darien's penis, balls, and his pubic hair. They were loving each other.

Miyuki: *laughs loudly*
Benimaru: With that kind of reaction, I'm going to guess that this fic missed the mark in the "erotica" department.
Keiko: It missed the mark and went to the next city.

Darien started to moan as Serenity started to play with in Penis.

Kyo: Okay, I'm no English buff...
Keiko: You've never been a "buff" in any school subject.
Kyo: Go to Hell, Tsukino. Anyway, why is "penis" capitalized?
Benimaru: I'm more concerned about the fact that she's playing in his penis. I hope that's a typo.
Emi: Perhaps English isn't this author's first language.
Miyuki: If that's the case, I won't make fun... that much.
Emi: *lightly elbows Miyuki*

His Penis,
balls, and pubic hir is what made him more masculine.

All: No comment.

Serenity had just as
much enjoyment playing with his private parts just as he had fun playing with
hers. Serenity turned over in the spa. Her butt was in the air.
Serenity: "Please play with my butt. spank it, love it. Rub it. Also continue
playing with my pussy, please."

Keiko: Watching grass grow is more erotic than this.

Darien: "Sure." He started by running his finger in the crack of her ass. He
went deeper and deeper into Serenity's crack.

Kyo: You know that butts have holes, right? Why're you making a second one, man?
Miyuki: *laughs*

He ran his finger along the
bottom of the long crack of her ass. Then he found a hole. It was her
asshole.

Benimaru: *with a dunce cap on his head* Now tell me something that I don't know.

Darien: "Please dear, take a deep breath so you asshole will open a little."

Miyuki: I... don't think that's how buttholes work. Now if she was pretending to take a dump--
Kyo: Stop. Please.
Miyuki: *smirks*

Serenity: "Yes, my love." Serenity to a deep breath and her asshole opened
slightly enough so Darien could get his finger
in the hole. He softly moved his finger in and around her asshole. He also
continued to move his finger in her ever throbbing pussy. Her pussy was
throbbing with excitement to
his touching. Her body wanted more it it. Her pussy craved it.
It was a great feeling to her.

Emi: *yawns* Is this over yet?
Keiko: I wish it was.

She moaned even more. her body gave off a huge
sensation that could be felt thoughout her body. She enjoyed his touching
her. He knew where to touch
her most sensitive areas.
Darien: "Do you like what you're recieving?"
Serenity: "Yes, I want more. Give me more! I crave for it. I hunger for it!
It feels great!" It felt good to her.

Benimaru: *with the dunce cap still on his head* Yeah, I think we got that bit of information, Captain Obvious.

They continued for along while. Then
they stopped.

Miyuki: Once again... without... an orgasm. Wow, this fic really goes out of its way to make sex sound really boring.

Darien got out and got one of the packages that he brought
home. Serenity looked at her husband. he had satisfied her. She noticed that
he pulled out a pink teddy made of polyester.

Kyo: How?! They're both naked! Did he pull it out of his... never mind.
Miyuki: He pulled out a teddy bear?
Emi: No, it's a form of lingerie.
Miyuki: Oh.

Serenity: "Is that for me?"

All: *facepalms*
Kyo: *sarcastically* No, he was going to try it on to see how it fits!
Keiko: At this point, Kelly Bundy is smarter than you, Serenity. That's not a good sign.

Darien: "I hope you would put it on and model it for me."

Emi: And here's another potentially sexy scene that will be ruined by incredibly dull descriptions...

Serenity: "Thanks. Can you help me dry off?" Serenity steps out of the spa.
Darien starts with her hair and her head. Then he makes his way down her body
and dries her pussy and her
butt. Then he finishes drying the rest of her body. He puts the
towel down and picks up the pink teddy that he bought for her.

Miyuki: You forgot her pubic hair!
Benimaru: I think it's best that it was forgotten.

Serenity: "Will you help me slip and put it on?"

Kyo: *groans in frustration* Oh, my god, this fic just loves to make everything sound less sexy...

Darien: "Sure." Darien holds the teddy as Serenity puts her feet and legs
into the teddy. He begins to slowly pull it up. Finally the bottom part of
the teddy completely hugs her hips
and her beautiful pussy and crotch. The bottom part has settled in place. He
then motioned her to put her arms into the
straps. He places each strap on each shoulder. Then he tucks
her beautiful breasts into the cups of the teddy. Darien steps
back and takes a look of her at a disstance.
Serenity: "Do I look beautiful to you? Do you like the teddy I am wearing?"

Emi: The dressing up of the android is now complete.

Darien: "Yes. I want my woman to look her best. I bought it because I love
you."

Keiko, Miyuki: Uh-huh. Sure...

Serenity: "I never worn a teddy before." Darien puts on clean clothes.
Darien: "Is it comfortible to you?"
Serenity: "Let me walk with it on and I will tell you." Serenity began to
walk. She walked to where the bed was.
Darien: "Well?"

Benimaru: It was so tight that it hugged her crotch.
Kyo: If that ends up making her wet herself, I'm throwing myself in front of a speeding bus.
Benimaru: I'll just push you out of the way so I can get hit, Kyo. *thinks* Well, this conversation feels familiar...
Emi: Remember the last fic that you took part in, Nikaido-san? You wanted to throw yourself in the middle of the street so you could get hit by a truck.
Benimaru: Oh. Right.

Serenity: "Yes. Thank you!" Serenity goes up to him and gives him a hug.
Darien: "I love you, sweetheart, you earned it. You look stunning in pink. I
have 6 more teddies for you. They are all different colors. You are very
beauiful with it on."

Miyuki: I think the robots glitched again.
Emi: No, they're fine. They're supposed to sound like that.

Serenity: "Thanks." Serenity moves to the couch. Darien joins her. Serenity
clings on to her prince." Serenity got up and sat on Darien's lap.
Serenity: "Are you pleased with me?"
Darien: "I am very pleased with you."

Kyo: You know, any scene without this stilted as heck dialogue will please me!

Serenity: "I am going in the other room. I will call you in a few minutes."
Darien: "Okay." Serenity goes in the other room and takes off the teddy. She
puts on a pair of Satin panties that has lots of lace in the front. The lace
is shaped in a V. Serenity slips on the panties. She puts on a bra next and
snaps it. She tucks in her breasts into the cups of the bra. Next she puts on
a slip and a skirt. She finds a blouse and puts it on. She puts her high heel
shoes back on. Serenity calls for Darien.

Keiko: *asleep*
Miyuki: *nudges Keiko awake*
Keiko: *blinks, shakes her head* Did I miss anything?
Miyuki: Uh... you only missed some boring dressing up scene.

Serenity: "Darien!" She calls for him excitedly. Darien walks in.
Darien: "Did you want to go for a walk?"

All: *facepalming*
Benimaru: I have no words. I give up.
Keiko: I should've slept through the rest of this thing...

Serenity: "No, I have a gift for you. Do you want it?"
Darien: "Yes, where is it?"

Emi: *stammers* I... how do you live, man?!

Serenity: "I am the gift. Want to unwrap me and discover what lies inside?"

Kyo: He just saw you naked like... five minutes ago!
Miyuki: I'm surprised that these people can breathe without falling out of windows.

Darien: "Sure, I will open my gift!" Darien takes of Serenity's blouse. Then
he took off the skirt that she wore. He then took off her slip. The only
things left on her where her bra and panties.
Serenity: "Do you like my breasts?"
Darien: "I think they are perfect. You are perfect in my eyes!"

Kyo: At this rate, we're better off mashing two plastic dolls together for the rest of this fic.

Darien takes off Serenity's bra. He places on of his hands under her left
breast. The other hand on her right breast.
Darien: "Let my hands be your cups for your breasts for a while!"

All: No... comment.

Darien
begins to kiss Serenity on her face. He continues to kiss her and hold her
breasts. Serenity's panties
become wet from the sensation. Serenity closes her legs, which makes her wet
even more. He removes one of his hands from her breasts and puts it down the
front of her panties. He feels her pubic hair of her pussy.

Emi: Whoever mentioned the pubic hair needs to throw themselves out into the street right now.
Miyuki: *gets up*
Emi: *forces Miyuki back into her seat* I didn't mean that literally!
Miyuki: I know. I thought that if I got smacked by a car, I wouldn't have to deal with the rest of this fic!

Darien: "Almost totally moist, but not quite!" Darien begins to lick
Serenity's nipples while his hand is still touching her pussy. Her pussy
becomes warmer and even more wetter.
Darien: Just right, Very moist." Darien lays her on the bed very gently. He
then removes Serenity's drenched wet panties
from her wet and moist pussy. He slowly removes her panties from her wet
pubic hair of her pussy. He puts her panties next to her high heels that she
still wearing. He feels and smells her panties.

Kyo: Can they be stuck up his nose?
Benimaru: Then this fic would probably end because he found a way to suffocate on them.
Kyo: Good.

Serenity: "Is the smell pleasing to you?"
Darien: "Yes, a very sweet scent."

Keiko: That better be the scent of her underwear...
Miyuki: You know it isn't.

Serenity: "Please taste my pussy and see if it tastes good to you."
Darien: "Okay." Darien begins to licks his wife's warm and moist pussy. She
moans with pleasing excitement.
Darien: "Yummy, Serenity you taste so sweet just like the scent."

Miyuki: Told ya.
Keiko: That's what I get for having high hopes.
Kyo: You had high hopes for this crap?! Why?!
Keiko: *shrugs*

Serenity: "...uuuh..Arigato! Do you want to lick my clit? It's throbbing
wanting to be licked."

Emi: *flatly* This hand holding is such a turn-on.

Darien: "Okay." Darien starts licking her clit. Her clit becomes
very swolen. The light pink pussy throbs with the slight touch
of Darien's tongue. Serenity's pussy continues to throb as the sensation
increases. Her pussylips were completely opened and they wide open just like
a flower that is in bloom.

Benimaru: Wow, this purple prose really is something else, huh?
Miyuki: Can't even do that boring part right.

Then Darien took off his own clothes and inserted
his penis into Serenity's pussy.

Kyo: Wait, wait, wait... so this guy got undressed, did the deed, got dressed again, took his clothes off again, and is doing it again?
Keiko: I think we missed the part where he got dressed after he did it the first time this chapter.
Emi: Consistency... doesn't exist in this fic, little sister.

The vibrations and the trobbing continued to
build. Serenity was now making quieter moans.
Serenity was deeply enjoying the connection that Darien's penis joined with
Serenity's pussy. Darien felt that an orgasm
was building inside Serenity and he quickly removed his penis
to see Serenity's pussy suddenly began to cum uncontrolibly.

Benimaru: Wait, we're finally getting an orgasm scenario?
Miyuki: And watch this fic bungle that, too.
Benimaru: I never said that it was going to be written well...

Serenity moaned again loadly with deep pleasure, excitement and satisfaction.

Emi: Turns out that none of us here are feeling any of the above emotions firsthand.

Darien then started to lick her pussy that was covered with her natural love
juices. Soon he had licked
all the cum. Darien got and cleaned himself up and then returned and cleaned
his naked wife up. he took he wet pair of panties off of her high heels. He
gets another clean pair of panties which were nylon and sliped them on her.
He sets her
on his lap. She moans and sighs with great comfort and satisfaction. She soon
returns to normal.

Kyo: Again, define "normal".
Keiko: Again, it's not this fic.

Darien: "Are you okay, my beautiful wife?"

Miyuki: Who... says... that? No, really, who says stuff that's so stilted like that?!

Serenity: "Uh huh." Serenity looks up at Darien with great love in her eyes.
Darien: "Did I make you feel good?"
Serenity: "Yes, It felt wonderful. Did you like your gift?"
Darien: "That's good. Yes I did."
Serenity: "Was my love juices sweet to you?"
Darien: "Yes, Your natural love juices was rich and sweet."
Serenity: "Thank you for pleasing me. Can you put on my pink teddy on me
again?"

Miyuki: You just took it off! Holy crap, make up your mind!
Benimaru: Criminy, she might as well be a living sex doll for the rest of this fic.
Emi: Unfortunately, she is one, Nikaido-san...

Darien: "Your welcome. I think you needed it. Sure I will get it." Serenity
stands up and removes the panties that was placed on her. Darien gets the
pink teddy. Serenity puts her legs through the two holes. Darien slips it on
her. The bottom part of her teddy went into place. He then puts each of the
straps of the teddy on each shoulder. He then gently tucks her breasts in the
cups of the teddy.

Keiko: Am I flatlining yet?
Emi: Fortunately, you aren't. Unfortunately... you're still reading this.

Serenity: "Thank you. I like my new teddy. Thanks for putting it on me. I am
hungry are you?"
Darien: "Your welcome. What ever you need, I will do it for you, sweetheart.
What would you like for dinner?"

Miyuki: *bored* Didn't you two just eat each other out like five seconds ago?
Kyo: I think they meant actual food, Miyuki.
Miyuki: Huh. *pauses* Wait, they eat food?!
Benimaru: Well, they did eat food once... and then had sex fifty billion times after that.

Serenity: "How about I do my homework that Mrs. Haruna gave me and then you
can take me out and fine a good place to eat, is that okay with you?"
Darien: "Yes, it's fine with me."

Kyo: And because this is Japanmerica, they went to Americatown for steak.

Serenity: "Thanks." Serenity gets up and grabs her home work. She bent down
and pick up her home work. Darien watched bent over, Serenity's teddy moved
with her. Serenity went to the small table in the suite and began working. He
watched her work. She seemed to be dedicated to her new role as a wife.

All: Excuse me?!
Emi: Oh, this fic did not age well...
Benimaru: Remember, this is a fourteen year old girl. In lingerie. Doing her homework.
Miyuki: Holy crap, the sponsor is not gonna bail us out if we get arrested...

Serenity wanted very much to please her prince which was now her husband.
Darien belonged to her just as much as She belonged to him. For and hour
Serenity did her home work and finally she was done.

Keiko: She just scribbled all over it for an hour.

She got up and put her
homework away. Serenity went back to the chair and sat back down.
Darien: "I am proud of you, my wife."

Miyuki: Who says this stilted ass crap?!

Serenity: "Why?"
Darien: "For one you seemed dedicated to your new role.

All: Excuse me?!

Two, you seem not to
be afraid of totally exposing your beautiful nude body to me.

All: Excuse me?!

Three, you even
let me dress and undress you. I am happy you are serious about your new
role!"

All: What the hell?!
Kyo: Oh, to hell with this... *gets out his cell phone, begins dialing* Hey, is this the Fox Clone Medical line? I don't want cyanide, I just want a bullet to the head.
Keiko: You know, I could just decapitate you for free.
Kyo: I'm not giving you that pleasure, Tsukino.

Serenity: "Thanks, I do it because I want to be the best wife you could ever
have. I expose myself to you and let you see me nude, because I love you.

Emi: No, that's because you have no will of your own.

I
am not afraid of showing off my beautiful nude body to you. I let you undress
me beause I want you to love my body. I need your love. I let you dress me
for the same reason. You make me happy. I am happy to share my love and my
body to you, please I ask a favor of you."
Darien: "Yes, what is it?"
Serenity: "I am frail and fragile.

All: What the hell?!
Benimaru: Kyo?
Kyo: Yeah?
Benimaru: You should've ordered four more bullets.
Kyo: I'm not sorry, Beni.
Emi: Okay, I'm not sure what series this is, because this is not a Sailor Moon fic. She would never be this spineless!
Miyuki: I would say that Benji wrote this under a different name, but... he hates those two.

Be gentle with me, take care of
me. That all I ask. If you do, I will love you fo all time!"

Keiko: You're not a Pokémon.
Benimaru: Don't be silly. Pokémon have personalities.

Darien: "I will do ask you ask, my love. I will take care of you."
Serenity: "I will get ready to leave. I will get dressed."
Serenity gets dressed.

Miyuki: *sarcastically* Whoo! This is so freakin' mind-blowing!

Serenity comes out wearing a blue dress, wearing high
heels on her feet.
Serenity: "I am ready. What do you think of me?"
Darien: "You are beautiful, as always." Darien and Serenity go out. For what
they do or what they go will be for next time.

NEXT EPISODE: "Serenity's fantasy, Fantasy Sailor Moon Appears!"

Emi: Please do not tell me that she's going to make out with a mirror image of herself.
Kyo: Nope.
Emi: You read ahead, didn't you?
Kyo: Yep.
Emi: And about that steak riff that you did earlier?
Kyo: Yeah... about that... I told you that we're in Japanmerica.
Keiko: This is going to be stupid, right?
Kyo: Yep.

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