Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Black Crow Crew, Episode 16: The Power of Love (Part Six)

--

11. Beautiful Dreams

Akiko: And welcome to our nightmares.

Helena's P.O.V

I'm feeling a little tired maybe I should rest for a few minutes. Alex's shoulders are really soft so I'll just close my eyes for a few minutes.

The dream

Kyo: The dream is fucking dead.

still Helena's P.O.V

Miyu: *with a dunce cap* No, really? I would not have known that!

I open my eyes and it looks like I'm in a bedroom. The sunlight fills the room. Then I notice that there is a small figure in the doorway. But as I look more closely it's a little girl. She looks around five or six years old. She has the same hair colour as Alex but she wears it like I do she also has a purple bow in her hair and is wearing a purple dress. As I look at her eyes they are a greenish brown. "Good morning mommy." She then runs up to the the bed and gives me a hug. I return it then I hear someone else enter the room it was Alex. "Morning darling sleep well?" I nod he walks over and looks at the girl. "Laura come on I have to drop you off at school and I don't want you to be late." She frowns "Aw but daddy can't I stay here with you and mommy please?" She sounded so sweet I just wanted to hold onto her forever. But then I start wake up.

Cassy: She had a prophetic dream about her future kid?!
Jessie: So that "I'm infertile" bit really was useless drama padding!
Kyo: What an insult.
Akiko: She's not even a character now! Her whole thing is now this "I want his kid" stuff!
Kyo: She's a damn RealDoll now.

Back in realty

Miyu: *adjusts glasses* Well, this fic certainly wasn't living in it!
Akiko: Wait. That says "realty".
Miyu: Why the heck are they selling real estate?
Akiko: To add more padding.

I wake up to find Alex running his hand through my hair. "Sleep well?" I blush "Yes." I then peck him on the cheek. "Thanks to you. My love." He smiles "Well I'm happy to help." He then wraps both his arms around me and pulls me into a kiss. My tongue is dancing behind my lips begging to enter his mouth.

Akiko: Why did I just imagine her tongue tap dancing?
Cassy: It's more entertaining than this fic. It's also creepy.

He can feel my tongue on his lips then he opens his mouth and our tongues dance around each other. But sadly I need to pull away to breathe.

Kyo: And I need to pull away to puke.

"How do you do that Alex?" He looks a little confused. I giggle a little. "You know kiss me like that. Where did you learn that?" "Oh that well I learned from you." Ok now I'm confused. "What do you mean?" He smiles and puts his hand under my chin. 'Well every time we kiss I learn to do more things." "So all you need to do is do something and you can do it perfectly?" He blushes a little. "You think it was perfect?" Ok now I'm blushing. "Well yes I mean you always make feel like I'm in heaven. But you still haven't answered my question." "Oh right well actually if I read something or see something I learn how to do it immediately."

All: ...
Jessie: Fuck you very much, Gary Stu.

"So let's say you read a book about weapons and it tells you have to fix them does that mean you can repair them as soon as you read it?" "Pretty much."

Cassy: I hate this Gary Stu. Seriously, what can't he do?
Kyo: Die horribly.

I can't believe I didn't know that about him. Did he tell me this earlier? I then wonder why Kokoro hasn't said anything this whole time I turn to my left only to see she isn't there. I start to panic. "Alex where is Kokoro?" "Helena relax she went outside for some fresh air."

Jessie: And I hope that she ran far away from this trash.

I calm down a little. "Oh ok." He then leans in and gently kisses me on the lips. Then an idea pops into my head. I pull him closer. "Oh Alex I'm sure you can do better than that." I then push him onto his back and lye on top of him and then

Miyu: ...his insides burned out. You did put some lye on him.
Kyo: I'd read that.

I feel his arms wrap around me. "Bring it on." He whispers into my ear. My face is probably red because I know I'm blushing. So I move to his ear and whisper "Gladly."

Akiko: And that ends the scene that none of us wanted to read in full detail.

Mean while

On mars

"Ouch." Slicer was in a great deal of pain her body was fixing itself from her fight with Banshee. "Oh when I get my on that bitch I'm gonna ring her goddam neck!"

Cassy: You're going to put rings around her neck?
Miyu: Five golden rings.

She sighs "Well at least things can't get any worse." She then hears a massive roar. "Oh crap. I really need to stop doing that."

Jessie: *laughs weakly* Oh, look, a cliché.
Kyo: *flatly* Oh, look, a possible offscreen death sequence.

Back in the dark room

Miyu: ...photographs were being made.

"Hey boss we are back." Banshee said with a great deal of pride. "Good I hope things went well." Christie sighed. "Yes but Banshee got into a fight with another sentinel and now they know she's a traitor." "Well it's a small price to pay.

Cassy: Until the Stu comes along and kicks everyone's asses.

Now hand over the plans." Banshee gives the plans over to Donovan. As he looks them over he notices something. "Wait where are the rest of the plans?" Banshee sighs. "Great I should have guessed that the plans would be split up now we have to find the rest." "Yes now both of you get going." Banshee nodded then grabbed Christie. "Let's go."

Akiko: *flatly* Oh, look. Conflict.
Kyo: Seriously, what's the plot to this damned fic?
Cassy: Um... uh...
Jessie: Things... happened?
Akiko: Uh...
Miyu: I don't know...
Kyo: We're almost done with this fic, and we don't know what the plot is?
Jessie: There's no plot. There's no coherent plot.

Back outside the house.

Raptor's P.O.V

Kyo: The fucking dinosaur gets a point of view?!

Ah it is so calm around here hmm ok now I'm bored.

Jessie: I'm bored, too. We're stuck in your damned metallic head for no reason!

Maybe... no based on the smell Alex is busy with his mate I won't bug them.

All: Too much information!

But there has to be something I can do. Well well well is that a ball I see? I turn left then right ah Kokoro hmm maybe I can get her to play fetch with me.

Cassy: Why did that useless P.O.V. exist?
Jessie: To piss us off.
Miyu: Unfortunately, that worked.

Kokoro's P.O.V

Well I hope those two are having fun. I need something to do. Wait what's around my legs?

Miyu: Not one word, Kyo.
Kyo: Do I look like Axl to you, Miyu?
Miyu: *snickers*

I look down to see Raptor with a ball in his mouth. "Do you want to play?" He nods excitedly. "Ok here give me the ball." He drops the ball in my hand his tail wagging around. "Aw aren't you cute ok raptor go fetch!" I throw the ball as far as I can and he runs after it.

Jessie: And why the hell was this here?
Akiko: For fluff.
Cassy: *groans*

Back inside

Helena's P.O.V

Oh if Alex keeps doing this I may faint it just feels really good. "Ah ok Alex you win! Oh any more and I'll faint." He smiles in victory. "Ok if you're sure." I can't help but smile. "Next time Alex it will be you giving in." "What ever you say angel."

Kyo: *as the Stu* Please, ornament. As if you could be better than me, the man.
Cassy: And of course when he has sex, it's the best sex ever. Tch.

Just then the phone on the table next to the couch rings. "I'll get it Helena." Alex then picks the phone up. "Hello oh hey Slicer been a while. How have you been? Oh really well great ok thanks for the heads up I'll talk to you later. Goodbye." Alex has a very worried look on his face. "Alex are you alright?" He turns to me. "No we have got big problems."

Akiko: Is it the fact that this fic has nothing in it after eleven chapters?
Miyu: That's a logical problem.

Well that's the end for this chapter turn in next time for more and if you want let me know what you my dear readers think. Well that's it for today bye.

Jessie: I think that this fic should've been over about six chapters ago.
Kyo: I think that this shouldn't have been written at all, but that's just me.

12. Marching Orders

Ten minutes later at Sentinel HQ

Ghost entered the medical center. "Hey Clinton." He turned to see Slicer. "Hey. How are you?" "I just got a little banged up Ghost I'll be fine." "Ok I'll catch up with you later." "Right now I'm going to get something to eat." As Slicer went to her quarters Ghost headed into central command. As he entered the room it was the usual mix of Brass and techs all running about due to what happened on Mars.

Jessie: Yeah, do you wanna tell us about that, too?

Ghost ignored the chaos and went to speak with the Board of Generals and Admirals that ran the Sentinel program. Before he entered the room he heard what he thought was Alex's voice. "Look Alex you have your orders." Admiral Star was speaking to Alex via a holo-platform. "But sir if Donovan gets his hands on the rest of those plans he could destroy every major city on earth in a matter of hours!" The Admiral shook his head. "That's the point! Alex if we can't stop him you are the only defense earth has

Cassy: Yeah, remember when Dead or Alive was about a bunch of tournaments and a formerly corrupt organization?
Miyu: No.
Cassy: Yeah, I also don't remember.

and if it comes to that you are to inform the world of the programs work and build up the defenses as fast as you can. If we fail you and Miss Douglas Are the only hope for earth."

Kyo: *as Admiral Star* But mostly you, Alex. You just happen to have more game breaking powers than everyone else.

Alex stood there for a second thinking over what Admiral Star had just said. "Yes Sir!" He then saluted and turned off the platform on his end. Ghost then entered. "Ah Ghost enter." Ghost then entered the room and saluted the Admiral "Sir!" Admiral Star smile and saluted. "At-ease marine." Ghost lowered his arm. "Sir where are the rest of the brass?"

Jessie: *pulls out her saxophone* And that's my gag. But honestly, they're cannon fodder. Come on.
Akiko: You can play the saxophone?
Jessie: Uh-huh. If you want, I can play something for you later.

Admiral Star shook his head. "They are bolstering are defense lines around the bases that have the plans for the omega class drones."

Akiko: No, really... what does this have to do with DOA again?
Kyo: Absolutely fucking nothing.

Ghost was reading the admiral's face he was worried.

Cassy: "He was worried" was actually written on his face.
Miyu: In Sharpie, of course.

"Ghost I need you to round up all of the sentinels on missions and bring them back here." "But sir shouldn't I be at one of the bases helping with the defenses?"

Jessie: *as Admiral Star* No, because we have our own Gary Stu for that.
Cassy: *as Ghost* But I'm the Gary Stu's friend!
Jessie: *as Admiral Star* What did I just say, maggot?!

"You would be more useful getting your follow sentinels back. Am I clear marine?" Ghost stood in attention and saluted. "Yes sir!" He then left to grab his gear.

Miyu: And he was never seen or heard from again.

Back at the house

Helena's P.O.V

The look on Alex's face was that of great fear. I've never seen him like this. I only heard a little bit of the conversation with the Admiral but it would seem as if what was said but it was enough to make Alex afraid and that could only mean something very bad.

Akiko: Yeah, now tell that to the dead mook's family!

I walk over to him and wrap my arms around his shoulders. He looks so lost and alone.

Kyo: Who gives a shit?

"Alex whatever it is we'll face it together my love. Whatever Donovan throws at us I'll be at your side." I kiss him on the cheek. He looks up at me. "You don't know what you're getting into Helena."

Jessie: *as the Stu* You're a woman. You're useless. I'm supposed to wrap you in cotton, remember?

"I don't care Alex I love you and I'll be dammed if I let anything take you away from me." I can feel tears beginning to fall from my eyes.

All: *annoyed* Not again!
Miyu: Look, there's nothing wrong with emotional scenes, but this is just annoying!

"I couldn't bear it if I lost you Alex." He smiles warmly. "You won't Helena." He then kisses me and the pain is gone.

Akiko: Magical healing Stu kisses!

"Come on we should go find Kokoro and get something to eat." I look at the clock in the room. It's almost twelve thirty in the afternoon. He takes my hand and we head for the door. As we head outside we hear laughing.

Cassy: *bored* Wish we could enjoy this junk, too.

When we get outside we see Kokoro and Raptor playing in the grass. "Having fun Kokoro?" She and Raptor look our way. I shake my head and nod. "Well it's time to eat so come on inside." The two then got up and followed us in.

12:00 am

I feel wrong on the inside like I'm dreaming but i'm wide awake.

Jessie: Her original personality's trying to come out.

Then all I hear is a noise I can't make it out but wait it sounds like Alex. "Helena i'm not sure if you can hear me but I want you to know that i've always loved you from the moment we met and i'm sorry that I

Miyu: *as the Stu* ...wrapped you in cotton so much.
Kyo: He's not sorry for that. He's Diet Benji.

didn't tell you this sooner but please Helena for my sake come back to me." Wait has all of this been a dream? Have I been a...asleep this whole time?

Cassy: No! No, no, no! I swear, I will claw my initials into your gut if this dumb fic was a dream!
Kyo: All three of them, Anne?
Cassy: *glares at Kyo* ...you get to die first, dude.

Oh god no that means that Alex and I aren't together yet. No no no! Dam it!

Kyo: Yes! You have time! Save yourself!

I feel like crying but I feel a little tug on my arm. It was the little girl. "Mommy it's time to wake up daddy needs you and and I will need both of you soon." I look to her she let's me go. "Wait don't go." "Sorry mommy but I have go for a little while." She then disappears.

Akiko: Wait... what the heck is happening?
Kyo: Don't have an answer for you. I'm just as lost.
Miyu: This fic didn't make any sense to begin with. Now it's making negative sense!

"Don't be sad my daughter." I turn to see my mother. "Mama?" She gives me a warm smile. "Yes little one it is me. Helena I am so proud of you even if you did some bad things I will always be proud of you. Oh and before I go do take care of that Alex boy he loves you very much.

Jessie: Even though he may or may not have killed a guy!

Well it's time Helena but do not fear I will always be with you goodbye." And just like that she is gone again.

Well that raps up the power of love if you don't know this story was a dream

Akiko: It was all a dream!
Jessie: Then what the hell was the point of this waste of bandwidth if it was a dream?!

after seeing doa5 I wanted to improve the story

Kyo: You failed.

but don't worry there will be more Alex and Helena goodness to come in fact I am working on a lemon that takes place after First time

All: *screaming*
Kyo: Fuck that! I'm pinning that shit on the other Kyo and his group!

so keep reading and i'll be back with more stuff later on a side please let me know what you think.

Thanks for reading

Cassy: *stretches* Good, we're done. Can we leave now? I need to sharpen my claws for the gutting.
Miyu: *with a grim look on her face* Um, Cassidy?
Cassy: Yeah?
Miyu: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... this fic has a sequel.
Cassy: Wait, what?
Kyo: Tuer... moi. (Kill... me.)
Jessie: *checks her list, begins to sob* Why?
Akiko: How the heck is there a sequel to a fic that had nothing and turned out to be a dream?
Jessie: I don't know. All I know is that I'm going to be stuck with about five sequels now.
Kyo: Have fun, Jess.
Jessie: *sighs in exasperation*

--

Go Back to Part Five
Go Back to Sequelitis Page
Go Back to Episode List
Go Back to Main MST 'EM Page