Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Black Crow Crew, Episode 13: Sabrina's Adventure 2: Return of Sabrina (Part Eight)

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9. Sabrina Held Hostage

Kyo: Chapter Ten: Emi's Brutal Battle.
Miyu: Wrong fic, Kyo!
Kyo: I'd like to go back to it!

The next morning,Sabrina woke up in a bed,

Jessie: *bangs her head against the table*
Cassy: *sighs* I don't wanna riff this crap, dudes.
Jessie: Nobody wants to. It also can't get any more Captain Obvious with this; I mean, they went into a hotel. Of course she'd be in a goddamn bed!

everyone was sleeping in the same room,

Miyu: They could shell out the money for a giant mansion, but not for separate hotel rooms? What?

nobody was up yet,she quietly hopped off her bed and looked out the window,the sun didn't rise yet.She walked out the door and left the hotel,she

Cassy: ...then ended up in a battle with Kusanagi. Turns out that the bastard didn't die after all!

ran to the park,the place where she stayed after Shadow yelled at her,

All: *glares at the screen*
Kyo: *in a low voice* Stop with the "ten years ago" bullshit. It's annoying. Nobody wants to hear it any more.

she walked to the hill that she slept on,she layed down on it and looked at the stars,they were all glittering brightly.Sabrina sighed and closed her eyes. "Ahem." Sabrina opened her eyes and saw Shadow.

Jessie: Do you have a hairball in your throat, Shadow?
Cassy: Hey, dude... hairballs do suck. I should know; I'm a cat, after all.

"You should tell me before you leave." Sabrina sat up.

Kyo: Oh, go hump a cactus. She may be stupid as hell, but she doesn't need to answer to you.
Miyu: On the other hand... her brother is still running around...
Kyo: I'd accept that if the plot didn't stop for "Happy Moron Fun Time".
Miyu: You have a point.

"Shadow,how did you get here?" Shadow sat down next to her.

Cassy: Congrats, you just asked a stupid question. And they say that there's no such thing as a stupid question. Tch.

"What else,I ran." Sabrina smiled. "I couldn't sleep,I slept here 10 years ago after I ran away,

Jessie: *shoots the screen with her sniper rifle*
Cassy: Uh... I can't hear anything from the speakers, either. I think Jessie just broke everything, dudes.
Kyo: *gasps* Really?! Then we're free! Yes! Thank you, Jess, and screw you, you "ten years ago" bullshit fic! *runs out the door*
Miyu: *sighs* Jessie, Cassidy... replace the screen. I'm going to get Kyo back here. *leaves*
Cassy: I'm not fixing anything. Screw this stupid fic.
Jessie: Ditto. Hey, I have an idea...
Cassy: Oh, yeah? Go ahead.
*Fifteen minutes later*
Miyu: *as she pushes Kyo inside* I'm so sorry that I had to bind your arms and have Axl freeze your feet together, but I had no choice. We need to get this fic done!
Kyo: And I keep telling you, we can use backups!
Miyu: Yes, but do we really need to torture them with this? *sighs* Jessie? Cassidy? Have you replaced the screen yet?
Kyo: *while scratching his head* Guess they didn't. Also, it looks like we're going to riff with cardboard cutouts of them, too.
Miyu: *grimaces* For the love of... *sets up a new speaker system* ...looks like we're going to have to pretend that it's radio for a little while...

while I was here,I saw your face in the spring in the woods." Sabrina stood up. "Here,I'll show you,follow me." Sabrina ran into a forest closeby,Shadow followed her,they reached a small river,Sabrina looked down into it and saw Shadow's reflection,Shadow was standing next to her,but on the other side of the reflection. "See,whenever I look into this river,I see you there." Shadow walked around and saw a sign. "Sabrina,is this why you saw me?" Sabrina turned around and saw a large sign that said 'Lover's Spring'.

Kyo: Oh, how convenient. We needed a stupid spring to cement the Shadow/Mary Sue pairing.
Miyu: This is tedious. I'm tired of two people becoming a "perfect couple" because the plot or some random device like this spring said so. I'd find it a lot more fun if it had some sort of urban legend to it, but as a plot device? No.

Sabrina heard footsteps,she turned around and saw a young teenage girl looking into the river. "I must know who my true love is." A reflection appeared in the water,the girl smiled. "True love?" The girl stood up and saw Sabrina. "Hey,are you the Sabrina Hedgehog?" Sabrina nodded.

Kyo: We got it, she's famous, everyone needs to kiss her dumb ass. Got it.

The girl jumped across the river. "It must be hard being alone,I almost sacrificed myself when I was dumped by a boy.

Kyo: Are you fucking kidding me?!
Miyu: *facepalms* I can't believe that this is a thing. What is it with these stupid stories that say that you should be miserable if you don't have a boyfriend? It's a terrible message!

Who is your true love?" Sabrina walked to the river and looked into it,she saw Shadow's reflection.

Miyu: *grumbles as she removes her dunce cap*

The girl looked at the reflection and gasped. "That black hedgehog over there is your true love?" Sabrina nodded.

Kyo: *sarcastically claps his hands* Congrats, Bella; you can put two and two together. Want your diploma now?

Shadow walked up to them and looked in the water,he saw Sabrina's reflection next to his.Shadow stood up and hugged Sabrina.The girl smiled and ran into the forest.

Kyo: And then a bush flew by and knocked her the hell out.
Miyu: *woodenly* Oh, look. The Sue is Shadow's true love. I would never have guessed.

Shadow and Sabrina walked out of the forest and saw the sun rising. "I guess that solves your problem,Shadow." Shadow smiled. They both started walking out of the park,holding hands.

Kyo: And then the Grim Reaper arrived and took their heads off with his scythe. Well, I ended the story. Can I go now?
Miyu: Well, your feet are still frozen together, so that's a no.
Kyo: *groans*

After a while,Shadow and Sabrina arrived back at the hotel,they went to the room and saw Sonic and the others awake. "Hey,where have you been,we were just about to go looking for you two!" Sabrina smiled. "We were at the park,just getting some fresh air."

Kyo: And they unfortunately didn't drown.

Sonic nodded. "Hey,how about we all go there for a while,what do you say?" Shadow and Sabrina nodded. "Okay,we'll go." Everyone nodded. Everyone ate breakfast and left the hotel,they all walked to the park and saw many people there. Amy had a map of the park. "Hey Sonic,I heard that there is a river where it tells you who your true love is,maybe we should check that out!"

Miyu: No! Why do we have to revisit it?!
Kyo: Why not? It's not like we have a plot going on or anything like that, Miyu!

Sabrina started walking ahead. "Amy,me and Shadow were there this morning."

Miyu: It's "Shadow and I".

Amy gasped. "Really,who's your true love?" Before Sabrina could answer,Amy noticed Shadow was holding Sabrina's hand as they were walking. "Oh, is it Shadow?"

Kyo: *sighs* Correct as usual, Captain One Brain Cell.

Sabrina nodded. Amy smiled and looked at Shadow. He seems to be more calm than ever before,nobody has ever seen him that way. Amy sighed. "I'm going straight to that river to find out my true love!" They arrived at the park,Amy read the map and ran off. Tails ran away behind her. "I'll probably check it out,too!" Sonic,Shadow,Sabrina,and Christina parted and went their seprate ways. Sonic sat at a bench,resting,Sabrina and Shadow started walking through the park. Christina walked to the field and watched the children flying their kites. Sonic waved to Shadow and Sabrina before they disappeared. "See ya lovebirds later!" Shadow grumbled,he and Sabrina walked away.

Kyo: And then I called for replacements for those two cardboard ninjas. *whistles*
James, Rory: *pushes a reluctant Jessie and Cassy inside*
Kyo: Well... that's not what I expected, but hey. Where were they?
James: Well, Jess here began to shoot every Sue and Stu in sight, so now we have a bonus for the month. I gave her my portion because she did all of the work.
Rory: And Cassy was repairing some Extreme Gear with me... and tried to dupe me into riffing this fic. So I just doubled her workload out of spite.
Jessie, Cassy: *moves their cardboard cutouts, frowns as they sit down and watch James and Rory leave*
Cassy: I don't want to riff this stupid fic any more, dude.
Jessie: Neither do I. Just deal with it for now.
Cassy: Fine.

At the Lover's Spring,Amy and Tails just arrived,Amy put her map down and was about to look in the river when she heard footsteps,she turned around and saw Tails. "Hey Tails,what are you doing here?" Tails stopped by the river and sat down. "I was a little curious,so I decided to check this out,maybe I'll find out who my true love is." Amy nodded and sat down by the river. She looked in the river,she saw a blue reflection,it was Sonic's reflection. Amy gasped and stood up. "My true love is Sonic!"

Cassy: The hell's this crap, dude?
Miyu: A pointless plot device.
Cassy: *flatly* Yay.

Tails looked into the river,he didn't see a reflection,then, something appeared in the water next to his reflection,it was a yellow figure,Tails looked closer,he saw Christina's reflection.Tails backed away and gasped. "C-Christina! She is my true love?! No way!" Amy saw Christina's reflection,she smiled and sat down. "Wow Tails,we're all here with our true loves! What a surprise, Shadow and Sabrina are together,me and Sonic are together,now you and Christina are together!" Tails stood up and left. "I'll hide it for now until she can understand.Don't tell this to anyone,Amy!"

Kyo: She's totally going to tell him.
Jessie: If not, we can just pad it out like the first pairing that shouldn't have been padded out in the first place!
Kyo: Ugh.

Amy smiled and followed him out of the forest.They both went back to Sonic,who was still sitting where they left,on the way back,Amy saw Shadow and Sabrina by the flower garden,Shadow picked one of the flowers and gave it to Sabrina.

Jessie: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the plot?!
Kyo: Silly Jessie! Plot is for fics that don't bore us to death!

Amy watched them for about a minute before she heard Sonic calling her. "Hey Amy!" Amy ran over to Sonic and sat down on the other bench across from him. "So,did you find out who your true love is?" Amy nodded. "Who is it?" Amy didn't nod this time. "Amy,you okay?" Amy looked up. "It's a secret,Sonic." Sonic smiled and nodded. "Did Tails find out?" Amy nodded. "Who is it?" Amy didn't nod this time. "He told me to keep it a secret." Sonic nodded.

Cassy: Maybe if they nod some more, their heads would fall off.
Jessie: I'm all for that.
Miyu: Jeez, how repetitive is this? "Amy nodded. Amy didn't nod this time." Lather, rinse, repeat.
Kyo: *as he's melting the ice* Crush, kill, destroy...

Tails walked over to where Christina was,he went to the kite flying area and found her,he sat down next to her. "Hey,Tails." Tails smiled.Christina sat up and looked around,she saw many children flying their kites in the wind. "If only I could fly."

Jessie: And because you're a Mary Sue, you'll be able to do it in two seconds flat with barely any effort!
Kyo: *sings* I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I then got smacked by a plane and died. And they cheered as I went bye-bye...
Cassy: That's not how the song went, dude.
Kyo: That's how it goes in my book.
Cassy: *while playing with a yo-yo* Whatever.

Tails got an idea,he stood up. "Watch this!" He started spinning his two tails,he lifted off the ground and flew into the sky.Christina watched from below as he flew as high as the kites,he flew higher,then he went lower and landed safely. "You can fly?"

Miyu: To be fair, it's not like she'd know. I mean, she never met Cousin Tails before and was probably sheltered.

Tails nodded. "Maybe you can do it,too!" Christina stood up and looked at one of her three tails. "Do you really think I can fly,even when I have three tails?" Tails nodded.

Jessie: Yes. And of course you needed to have one more tail than Tails because you're oh so special.
Kyo: Well, there's a legend in Japanese history about kitsune. They can have up to nine tails. On the other hand... Suethors usually don't research that stuff unless it's "Naruto". And then they wanna have ten-tailed Sues and Stus.

"Here,I'll show you! all you have to do is rotate your three tails like this and..." Christina started spinning her tails,at first,she did it a little too slow to lift her,she started rotating them faster,she started lifting off the ground. "Tails,look,I'm flying!" She lifted higher,Tails started flying and got to her level. They were nearly as high as the kites,she soared through the clear blue sky,the children playing in the park saw them and stared.

Cassy: Because we have to focus the attention on them. Sues need attention.
Miyu: Well, technically... it'd make sense for the kids to look, anyway. But since this is a Sue fic... that logic goes out of the window, too.

Shadow and Sabrina walked into the area and saw them. "Wow,they can fly? I never knew that!" Shadow smiled.

All: *grimaces*
Kyo: Number one, who said that? And number two... why is that person so stupid? I swear, if it really was Shadow, I will kick him to the planet Pluto.
Miyu: Kyo, Pluto's not a planet any more.
Kyo: It is in my book.

"Tails has lots of talent there,so does that princess."

Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: *facepalms*
Miyu: *grumbles as she mops another wank puddle up*
Jessie: Can we please stop with the blatant Sue shilling? It makes me want to go murder a cat.
Cassy: Then don't murder me, dude. I like living.

Sabrina and Shadow walked under them and sat down.

Kyo: And then a huge anvil landed on all four of them, thus ending this crap.
Jessie: You're sounding desperate there. Your methods of trying to kill everyone off are usually a lot more elaborate.
Kyo: I have a brain fart right now. Leave me alone, Jess.

Sabrina waved to them. "Hey Tails,hey Christina! Having fun?" Both of the cross foxes landed on the ground.

Miyu: Looks like "cross fox" means "having more than one tail", then. It still sounds like a running shoe to me.

Christina almost fell,but Tails caught her. "Thank you Tails." Tails smiled and put her down. Christina hugged him,Tails blushed and backed away. Sabrina walked up to Tails. "Hey,you never told me that you could fly,I knew there was something special about you!" Tails smiled.

Cassy: *looks through the prequel* You sure that she didn't know?
Kyo, Miyu, Jessie: *also looks*
Miyu: Well. *puts the prequel down* She didn't know that he could fly at all. Not only that, he didn't fly in the prequel, aside from manning his plane. Kyo, take your insult back and let this one slide.
Kyo: I said a lot of insults during this thing, Miyu.
Miyu: Then take your most recent insult back.
Kyo: *takes the anvil riff back*
Miyu: Sorry, not that one, the one before that.
Kyo: *replaces the anvil riff, takes the Pluto riff back*
Miyu: That's the one. Thank you.

Shadow heard a rustling sound. "Shh,do you hear that?"

Jessie: It's the plot. It wants revenge for being halted.

Everyone went silent,suddenly,a yellow blur went by,everyone was blown away. Sabrina got back up and ran after the blur. "I think it's Sabre!" Shadow ran after her. Tails and Christina stood back up and watched.

Cassy: Finally! We can get somewhere now!

Sabrina was chasing the yellow blur through the park,she heard an evil laughter.

Kyo: Some villain. He's just full of cheese, isn't he?

"Sabre,get back here,you won't get away this time!" Sabre grinned and started running faster.

Miyu: How can you tell that he grinned? He's a blur!
Cassy: Blurs grin. It's Badfic Writing 101.

Sabrina sped up after him,they were running through an empty field,away from innocent people.

Jessie: Great, now it's just you and him... away from a crowd. And you basically fell into his easy trap. *sarcastically* Nice move, genius.

Sabre suddenly skidded to a halt in front of her,he turned around and kicked her before she could stop,she flew into a tree and fell. "Ugh,Sabre, what are you up to now?" She got back up and ran to punch him,he sudenly grabbed her arm and threw her away.

Miyu: Isn't it amazing that the only people who can beat the Sue are her twin and Shadow?
Kyo: *scoffs* It's just dumb to me.

Sabrina safely landed on her feet

Cassy: Because Sues always have to be perfect. Get outta here with that crap, dude.

and looked at him,he was just standing there,doing nothing.

Jessie: Sounds exactly like what he did last chapter.
Kyo: That and he was probably picking his nose to boot.

Sabrina charged at him,she decided to use her chaos control. Right before she got to him,she clenched her fists and put her destination in her mind. "CHAOS CONTROL!" Sabre turned around and saw the black flash. "What is this,some kind of trick?" Sabre looked around,he didn't see her anywhere,suddenly,a black flash appeared behind him. "No,it's just you!" Sabre turned around and saw Sabrina lunging at him with a black fist.

Miyu: *holds up a replica of the Monument to Joe Louis* Was it this?

Sabrina hit him in the face,he flew in the air and fell on the ground,

Cassy: Because he's not as graceful as his Sue twin.

he quickly got back up and looked around. Sabrina was lunging at him again,she kicked him in the side.Sabre flew in the air again and fell to the ground,he got up just in time to move before his sister punched the ground,making it crack.

Kyo: Okay, now this is just stupid. She's the freaking Hulk now?!
Cassy: Yes. Remember, she needs to be stronger than everyone else.
Kyo: But that's Knuckles's job!
Cassy: I'm sorry, who? She consumed his soul already.

Sabre suddenly saw a yellow blur pass him,the blur stopped next to Sabrina,it was Shadow.

Jessie: So... either this Suethor really likes the color yellow, or Shadow's permanently stuck in his Super form.
Kyo: Or that's what the color of this fanfic is, because it's literally piss.
Miyu: Kyo...

"Listen,you punk,you leave everyone and my girlfriend alone!" Sabrina stood next to him.

Cassy: Yeah, that's totally going to stop Sabre. *rolls her eyes*

Sabre got back up and ran at them,Shadow was caught off guard as Sabre punched him. Shadow fell to the ground,he got back up and ran at Sabre,he was about to punch him,Sabre stepped out of the way and grabbed Shadow's arm,he thew him on the ground very hard. Sabrina got very mad and clenched her fists.

Jessie: The thrilling details, ladies and Kyo.

"Shadow! Sabre,stop this now!" Her fists started glowing black,she jumped at him and punched him,

Miyu: Who is "him"?!
Kyo: Sabre. As if the Sue would ever punch out her "twu luv".

Sabre flew very far,he got back up and charged at Sabrina. He hit her very hard,she flew to the ground,she fell unconcious.

Jessie: She can have all these special abilities, and yet she goes down in one hit. Our hero.
Miyu: Wow, she's worse than I am in the stamina department!

Shadow ran at Sabre,he jumped out of the way and kicked him,he flew several yards and fell.Sabre made an evil grin and walked back to Sabrina,who was still unconcious.

Kyo: Really? I thought that she'd get up and start doing the Charleston!

"Now I have one of the emeralds, ,just one more to go!" Sabre picked her up and disappeared.

Jessie: Uh... you technically don't have one of them. You just have the Sue who has the Chaos Emerald inside of her body.
Cassy: Logic. Gone. Stop trying, dude.

Shadow ran up,just to see him vanish with Sabrina in his arms. "Sabrina!" Shadow tried to get to them,Sabre jumped in the air and vanished. Shadow jumped at them,but he was gone,he fell to the ground. "No,Sabrina!" He pounded his fist on the ground. He stood up and ran back to the park.

All: *confused*
Miyu: Well, that was a heavy mood whiplash. He gets all angry and then he just gets up and runs. What?
Cassy: *looks at Kyo* Doesn't that remind you of something?
Kyo: *snickers* Kusanagi kidnapped Emi again! *as Kyo K.* He's back... I'll find you, Emi...
Cassy: *laughs*

Sonic was sitting on a bench at the park,he yawned and looked around,he saw Tails and Christina running to them,they both stopped in front of him.Both kitsune were panting heavily. "Sonic,Sabre's back!"

Miyu: *clears throat, reads* "Tails and Christina stood back up and watched." *gives a blank stare* They literally did nothing. How can they be tired from doing nothing?
Jessie: Ask Kim Kardashian.
Kyo: *begins to speak*
Miyu: Don't you dare add to that, Kyo.
Kyo: *frowns*

Sonic stood up. "Sabre?" Christina nodded. "Yeah,Sabrina and Shadow are up there fighting him!"

Cassy: They were... five seconds ago.

Sonic suddenly saw a yellow blur running towards him. the blur stopped in front of him,it was Shadow,he was badly hurt.

Jessie: Okay, how is he running at top speed when he's badly hurt?
Kyo: Okay, why are you still looking for logic?

"Shadow,what happened?" Shadow spoke between hard breaths. "Sabre attacked us,he took Sabrina!" Sonic growled. "He took Sabrina? That means he has the black emerald!

Miyu: No, he doesn't! Unless that thing is physically in his hands, he doesn't actually have it! Gah! *messes up her hair*

Shadow,we have to protect Christina,no matter what,and get Sabrina back before he gets that emerald!" Everyone nodded.

Cassy: Glad to see that they finally figured that out.... before they'll forget it in two seconds.
Kyo: Or maybe they meant the other Sue's little trinket and they still don't have two brain cells to rub against each other.
Cassy: Oh. Yeah, you're right, then.

Sonic walked around. "Okay, Shadow,you can come with me,we'll look for Sabrina and get her back,Tails and Amy,take Christina to Station Square,she'll be safe there,and if you can,take her to Angel Island and ask Knuckles about her rainbow emerald,Cream can go with you guys! Everyone got that?" Everyone nodded.

Miyu: *as she's smoothing out her hair* I never thought that I would say this... but taking her to Angel Island is actually a pretty good idea for now.
Jessie: Is it wrong that I forgot that Cream even existed in this?
Cassy: Nope.

"Okay,let's do this!" Everyone scattered,Tails,Amy,and Christina went to the beach and got in the Tornado. They all instantly took off into the sky.

Jessie: I think they forgot Cream.
Kyo: Well, you forgot that she existed a minute ago, so...

Sonic and Shadow started running through the park,after a while,they both retuned to their starting point. "Shadow,any luck?" Shadow slowly shook his head. "Okay,we'll search the island,if you find her or Sabre,come get me!" Shadow nodded. They both started running through the entire island.

Cassy: Hope that Kyo doesn't run into his clone again, considering that he's badly hurt! Better go assist him, Benimaru!
Miyu: I swear, the comparisons to that fic are just... weird.

In the woods,Sabrina slowly woke up,she could smell smoke,she opened her eyes and saw Sabre sitting by a large fire. "Sabre!"

Cassy: Mmm, delicious roasted Mary Sue...
Kyo: *adds to the fire* I like my Sues extra crispy.
Miyu: *pushes glasses up* Oh, dear; Smokey Bear is not going to like this at all.

She got angry,she tried to move,but she was tied up,her wrists were tied together with thick vines from the forest.She struggled to get them off her,but they were too thick and tight,she gave up.

All: *raises an eyebrow*
Miyu: I thought that she'd be able to get out of things with no problem! I mean, she practically had gills that prevented her from drowning in the prequel! Now she's tied up and needs someone?
Jessie: Ah, the old and stupid "Damsel in Distress" route. Why didn't he just tie her up to some train tracks while he was at it?

"Sabre,let me go!" Sabre grinned.

Kyo: *makes a buzzing noise* Welp, it looks like we're fresh out of that request. Want a different one?

"Hah, do you really think I would let you go? I don't think so." Sabrina tried to move her legs,they were also tied together,she kept struggling,but she couldn't break the vines. Sabrina gave up and sat still,she started crying.

All: *tilts their heads*
Cassy: You kiddin' me, dude? I know that we've ragged on her overpowered ass before, but she should be breaking out of this!

"Sabre,what do you want with me?" Sabre turned to her. "What I want? What I want? I want revenge,sister!

Kyo: *as Sabre* I want your master's head for what he put me through!
Jessie: Wrong lame story! Stick to this lame one, you!

You and those pathetic humans desroyed my life,

Cassy: The ones at NESTS, Sabrenagi?

you and everyone else in this world will fall under my rule,those who will not obey will perish,I will destroy them with my bare hands!"

Miyu: *confused* Uh, what humans? If anything, Sonic... I mean, Mary Sue and Company wrecked your plans and you ditched Eggman in the previous fic. Not only that, we don't know what your backstory is... aside from that stock sentence and "goal".
Cassy: Speaking of stock sentences, the guy could afford to breathe instead of saying all of that in one go.

Sabre made an evil grin.

Jessie: Because he's obviously evil. Don't forget that.

Sabrina tried to get out of the vines,but she failed again,she started crying again.

Kyo: Oh, just give up and stop being a broken record. And if you can find a way to die, that'd be great, too.

"But what does that have to do with me,Sabre?" Sabre stood up and walked over to her,he kneeled down and held her chin up.

Cassy: *as Sabre* Oh, sister... you're such a dumbass. Stop padding this fic out, please.

"Because,you have something that I want,a very special power,something that you and that princess fox only have,your emerald!"

Jessie: Duh. Who was surprised?
Kyo: *looks up* Hm? Oh, I'm sorry, Jess; just figuring out what kind of side dishes that I can put with this roasted Sue.
Jessie: Try some stuffing, mashed potatoes, and mixed vegetables, Kyo.
Kyo: Oh, yeah, yeah. Those are some great choices.

Sabrina moved her face away from him,she tried to bite him,Sabre moved his hand before she was able to bite him.

Miyu: Well, that's one step up from Emi spitting in Kusanagi's face... also, Sabrina, are you hungry?

"Struggling won't get you anywhere,sister. It will only make things worse."

Jessie: Um... never say that line again. Also, don't hold up her chin like you're about to kiss her. It sounds like you're doing... you know what, forget it. That was a terrible comparison.
Kyo: So... that's incest, then.
Jessie: *cringes* Thank you, Kyo.

Sabrina put her head down again.Sabre walked back by the fire and sat down.Sabrina started crying again,she had no way to get free,she was being held captive by her brother.

All: Dur-hay!

She wispered some words in between her sobs. "Shadow...Sonic...please help me."

Cassy: *as Emi* Save me, Master Kyo...
Jessie: *snickers*
Kyo: Seriously, how many comparisons have we made to that fic again?
Cassy: A lot. I'm actually scared and laughing at the same time.
Kyo: *turns to the audience* So is the head writer. Look at her; she's just shaking her head there!
Miyu: *looks as well* Oh, dear. Perhaps she should pretend that her fic doesn't exist for the remainder of this fic?
Kyo: Too late, we already made like a billion comparisons to it. I'm not slowing down.

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