Mystery Science Theater En Masse
Egg Spiral Crew, Episode 5: The White Hedgehog (Part Three)
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I don't own Sonic and crew and hold no claim to them. But any
characters
that are unknown to you are from my mind.
Sonic: Let's see how diseased the Suethor's mind will be
in this part!
Sonia: Sonic, stop that!
Chapter 3
By: Jenny Blue
Amy: Yep, obvious disclaimer up there.
Amy and Tails sat at the base of the outpost tree. They were waiting for Kathryn's shift to end.
Sonic: She's so special, we have to wait for her shift to end.
Both excited about the nature hike she was taking them on when her shift ended. This hike was to teach them about the plants.
Sonia: I'm wondering if she's going to cross paths with a hell of a lot of poison oak, ivy, or sumac.
Kathryn had felt that Amy needed to know the herbs and other plants.
Manic: *sarcastically* Yeah? Well, you're wrong, Kat.
So to pass the time Tails asked Amy about her sister.
Amy: This is seriously getting on my nerves! Every time
Kat's not in a scene, everyone has to talk about her! Do we care, really?!
Manic: *coughblackholesuecough*
"So, why does she stay to herself all the time?" Tails asked.
Manic: Just 'cause.
"She prefers to." Answered Amy.
"Was she always like this?"
Amy: *angry* Who cares?!
"Sort of, when we were kids she would play with other kids but not often."
"How come?"
Sonic: Because.
"She's like our mom. Mom was one to stay to herself sometimes. That's who taught her about the plants. You know who my mom was."
"Then why stay to herself if she knows so much?"
Sonia: *angry* Do we give a crap at all?!
"I don't know. When Kathryn was little and I was younger, something happened to one of her friends and ever since, she's stayed to herself."
"What happened?"
Sonic: Who knows? Get on with the so-called plot, already!
"I'm not really sure, no one would tell me. I was four then and we lived some place else. This was before Robotnik attacked and separated us all."
"Ok, how come she never smiles or laughs around the adults and not that much around us?"
Amy: Snootiness.
"I don't know. She use to when we were little."
"Alright, then why does she hang out with us and the other kids and shies away from the adults when given a chouse?"
Manic: Forty-two.
Sonia: Forty-two?
"I don't know. Quit asking so many questions."
All: Thank you!
"You two still waiting?" Kathryn asked, from a branch closes to the ground.
Sonia: Damn, it didn't fall out from under her.
"Ya, are you done?" Amy asked.
"Yes, as soon as the next person comes."
"Oh, come on. Sonic takes for ever to."
Sonic: Bite my blue butt, Tails Clone.
Kathryn stood stock-still and listened. She then looked at the young kitsun, "Tails hush!" She looked to the sky and then hurried up the tree. She looked out in the direction the sound was coming from and had to grab the rail to keep balance.
Amy: Uh, if that thing breaks away, is someone going to
sue?
Sonia: For what? Tree nuts?
Coming towards them was a giant gathering bot coming for them. She grabbed the transistor and makeshift blaster and booked it back down the tree.
Sonic: Oh, calm down. It's just the Anti-Mary Sue and Gary Stu gallery coming to get you, Kat.
"Tails, get Amy out of here now!" She shouted at the cubs.
"Why sis?"
Manic: *as Kat* We have one minute left before that ice cream shop closes! Hurry, or we won't get that free sundae!
"Don't asked question, just do it and do it now!" as she landed, "We have trouble. A giant gathering bot is coming toward Knothole. I repeat a giant gathering bot is coming our way." Kathryn yelled into the transistor, as she ran away from the tree and towards the gathering bot.
Sonia: Uh, you're talking into a makeshift talkie there... that one's made of cans, honey.
Tails flew with Amy as fast as he could. They herd what Kathryn had yelled into the radio and both paled in color as they raced away. None of Robotnik's robots ever came this close to Knothole. This was to close for comfort for any of them.
Sonic: You may wanna blame the bright as hell "beacon of light" for that. See, you should've left her there, me. You just had to take her to Knothole.
As Tails rounded a tree, he crashed into Sonic; all three fell to the ground in a giant heap.
Amy: These guys just made the Three Stooges look like acrobats.
"Woe, where's the fire lil' cuss?" Sonic asked Tails.
Manic: You mean to tell me that you didn't see a big ass
bot in the open sky?!
Sonia: If we needed to make Sonic a lot dumber, this fic's the
true answer.
"Kathryn spotted a giant gathering bot!" Amy cried.
Amy: Do we give the Sue a treat if she begs enough, too?
"What? Where?" asked Sonic, his eyes narrowing.
Sonic: It's up my--
Sonia: Sonic!
“That way, it was heading towards Knothole. Kathryn ran ahead to see if she could stop the thing," answered Tails.
Sonic: If she does this all by herself, I'm leaving.
Manic: And if she fails?
Sonic: I'll give a standing ovation.
Sonic was on his feet and gone before either kit could blink. He sped towards the outpost tree. All thoughts gone from his head. The day had started out so nice and now this. He knew if Kathryn got to close to the gathering bot, she was a goner.
All: Oh, well!
He had met this type of robot before and it was meant to capture and bring back who ever to be robotized. He stopped at the tree and looked round. The only clues he had to follow were the trail Kathryn left behind her.
Manic: Just follow the trail of spewed rainbows!
He took off down the trail; trying not to think about all the people he had lost to those giant gathering bots and to this damned war.
Sonia: That's a semicolon! Where's the comma?!
Manic: Wow, grammar raging much?
Kathryn ran for the gathering bot. The last time she saw one she was to scared to fight. So she ran and left everyone to their doom, but not this time.
Amy: So... because she ran, her village got nuked, and she blames herself. Under normal circumstances, that's survivor's guilt, but here? It's another Sue cliché.
She had lost too much to this war. Her home, her mother, her father and she was not about to loose her sister to it too.
Sonic: Wish we'd lose a certain someone, though.
She ran head on into the robot's path and was almost hit by a stun ray. She dodged to the right, turning in the air to land on her feet.
Sonia: Yep, she's elegant and crap. Got it.
She bared her teeth as the crescent appeared on her forehead.
Amy: What the heck is that stupid crescent supposed
to do?
Sonic: Aside from making her entirely sparkly? Beats me.
Manic: Uh, you have a little spinach on your teeth, Kat. You
may wanna, you know...
She shouldered the blaster.
All: Huh?
She studied the robot. Looking for a weak point. Then she fired the blaster; only singeing the surface of it's whole.
Amy: Whole what? Wheat?
When a tentacle knocked the blaster from her. She then lunged at it, grabbing one of its tentacle arms, a shock wave passed through it and up to the robot.
Sonia: Holy crap, the commas are arriving!
Sonic: *as a comma* Yeah, we're off strike for a bit.
Amy: *as a comma* Hey, we're very important to sentence structure, you
know!
The mechanical beast steamed and hissed. A small explosion came from some where inside it. Then it through her through the air and away from it. As her body hit the tree and landed on the ground, her world went black and the crescent disappearing.
Manic: *as Shao Kahn* You are nothing!
Sonic: *gives a standing ovation* Yes! There we go!
Sonic burst on to the scene. He scanned the area around him. He saw Kathryn on the ground, unconscious, the gathering bot advancing on her.
Sonic: *sits back down* Don't do anything, me. Just let it scoop her up.
Smoke and sparks coming from it and it was moving sluggishly towards her. With out thinking, Sonic through himself at it.
Sonia: But he never threw himself at it.
He curled into a ball and used his spin ball attack on the thing.
Sonic: Oh, now it's used! Sheesh!
He sliced through it and landed on the other side. He then turned and rushed pass it, scooping up Kathryn.
Amy: Could've left her there so you could finish it off. She's added weight to you!
Stopping a little distant from it. He set her down and went at it again. He went through its bulk three more times before it started to explode and crash to the ground.
Sonia: Is that all? These action sequences are kind of bland.
He stood in front of Kathryn to make sure the thing died. As it crashed to the ground, a small metal sphere shot out of it.
Manic: Hey, that's my steel marble!
Sonic lept for it, but couldn't reach it.
Sonia: Must be the new version of the brass ring.
As he landed, he heard Kathryn yell "No!" He saw it stop and slam it's self into the ground. Bursting into a fiery billow of flames. Sonic turned to her and saw her passed out again.
All: Huh?
Kathryn watched as Sonic slice through the gathering bot two more time.
Amy: Wait, wait, wait. She passed out, woke up, and passed out again?
Sonic: I think she's watching this while she's passed out, Ames.
Manic: What kind of whacked-out consciousness is that?
Sonia: It's TiVo consciousness.
Her head hurt and she felt dizzy, but she had to see the thing be destroyed. She had to know it wouldn't take anyone away. She needed to know.
Sonic: Then take your eyeballs out of your sockets and look!
She watched as Sonic landed in front of her. Then her gaze moved to the robot as it crashed into the ground. A smile crept to her face, but left when the small metal sphere shot from the thing. It seemed like slow motion for her from someone else's eyes.
Manic: Did that last sentence make any sort of sense to any one
of you guys?
Sonic, Sonia, Amy: Nope.
Manic: Me, neither.
She could see herself yell "No!”
Sonic, Manic, Amy: Huh?
Sonia: Everyone has to look at you, including yourself. You're
so vain, Kat.
She saw herself raise her hand, the sphere stop and crash into the ground. Then she was seeing it all through her eyes again.
Amy: Oh, no! We are not replaying this crap! Get on with the plot!
Manic: What plot?
Then every thing went black. She didn't feel Sonic shift her onto her back. Didn't see the worried look on his face as he checked her pulse. Didn't see when he checked to see if there was anyone in the bot's caged belly. Or when he picked her up and sped away to Knothole. She didn't feel the twists and turns he took to make sure he couldn't be followed. Never felt the soft bed she was laid in at the small hospital hut.
All: We know she can't see or feel a damn thing!
Amy: Is it too hard to shift to Sonic's point of view? Do we care how
Kat feels when she's knocked out, Suethor?!
She lay there in the darkness. Wanting so badly to wake up. The nightmare was something she didn't want to see. Yet she knew she had no chouse.
Sonic: Somebody throw some really freezing water on her
tail, please.
Manic: Forget that, I'd put her hand in lukewarm water.
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Sonia: That's some really wavy hair there. I'll get the flat iron.
“Please let me go.”
~He knows what you are.
“Please, I don't want to see any more.
~He will tell and then they will kill you.
“NO!”
Sonic: If dreams do come true, please let this be one of them.
She fell to her knees sobing. Feeling the darkness all around her.
Manic: *as "Rick James"* Darknesses! Darknesses!
Then the darkness changed to a forest clearing. She could hear cubs playing and laughing. As she looked, she could see a little light blue female hedgehog playing tag with other cubs.
Amy: Why does she keep calling them cubs? They're not
lions or tigers.
Sonia: Or bears.
Sonic: Oh, my!
The little female, raced after her playmates. As they passed Kathryn, the little one stopped and looked at her.
“Please let me be.” She said and ran after her friends.
Sonia: The kid's smart. She knows that Mary Sues are not to be tampered with.
Kathryn was plunged into peaceful darkness and stayed there.
Sonic: Good!
To be continued
Sonic: What?!
I hope you liked this one as much as you liked the last.
All: We didn't.
Please R&R. The more I get the more I write and the more I post.
Manic: Ma'am? We're going to have to arrest you for holding your fanfiction hostage.
Now the next chapter will take time. I started work again and have other stories I hope to have done and posted.
Till then:
Those with wings,
Fly to your dreams.
Amy: I think my dream bird's wings are broken. Can I get a new one?
I don't own Sonic and crew and hold no claim to them. But any characters
that are unknown to you are from my mind.
Sonia: I wonder what's in her mind... you know, about the other canon
universes that she may have warped.
Sonic: But Archie Sonic was already warped. And I just got called out for saying stuff like this from you!
You're a hypocrite, sis!
Sonia: I know. It's just fun to call you out sometimes.
Chapter 4
By: Jenny Blue
Another day had past and the pain in her head had finely left.
Sonic: I wonder how many days it'll take me to wrap my head around this odd cheating death logic.
She was glad when they told her she could go back to her hut. She never liked hospitals and even this little make shift one of Knothole's had the stale smell that all hospitals have.
Manic: Wow, they can certainly copy everything down to the scent, huh?
As she made ready to leave a flash of light shone in her eyes, forcing her eyes shut.
Sonic: You may want to listen to the guy in black that owns a scythe and walk towards the light. Yes, that is a good thing.
When she opened them again. She found herself in a dark place.
Amy: Would you quit with the dark places and wangst, Suethor?! This
stuff's getting really old, really fast!
A small hedgehog child ran by, laughing as she chased after her friends. She
stopped as she passed Kathryn and smiled at her before running on after her
friends again.
"Kat, you ok?" Amy asked
Sonia: Your Sue sister won't be okay unless she warps something else, "Amy".
Kathryn shook her head. She looked around and found herself still in hospital hut. Chills still running down her spine. "I'm ok just remembering a dream I had last night." With a shrug, she brushed it off and started walking away. Her thoughts molded over what she had seen.
Amy: "Her thoughts molded over"? Somebody get the Tilex!
The child seamed so familiar to her. Kathryn shook her head again and walked to the ring pool. Water always had a calming affect on her. Sometimes it helped to clear her mind.
Sonic: Too bad it wasn't boiling. We could've pushed her into it.
Tails watched as Sonic stood on the large flat rock in the middle of the river. Though Sonic couldn't swim, he still insisted on running out to that rock and standing there. There were times when he stood there for hours.
Manic: Well, tell Sonic that he's delusional for thinking that there's a mermaid in there. Maybe he'll leave after that.
This was the second thing of the few he would stay still for.
Sonia: The third thing he could stand still for? Free chili dog
specials.
Sonic: Oh, you know that!
His ears twitched, hearing someone come. As Tails turned to see who was coming and turned back, Sonic was gone and what showed of his leaving was the waves rolling from each other.
Amy: Whoops, he fell into the water! Somebody get him!
"Hay Tail, you seen my sister?" Amy asked as she walked from the bushes.
"No, but I think Sonic is in one of his moods again." Said Tails.
Manic: The mood is the "Why am I so out of character?" kind.
Sonic: My mood is the "Why is everybody calling me out when Kathryn was a
giant jerkass to me once and may be one to me again?" kind.
Amy: Care to trim that down, Sonic?
Sonic: Heck no, Ames.
Both children sat and watched as the waves moved across the river before the current washed them away. Neither saw the cobalt hedgehog watching them, smiling to himself.
Manic: Apparently, the letters "U" and "E" were broken on J. Blue's
keyboard, so she opted for the purple prosey word of "cobalt".
Sonic: Well, again, I am considered to be cobalt, but still.
Sonia: "J. Blue"? Sounds like a snooty clothing store.
Manic: Hey, gotta shorten it somehow. Besides, you would shop at a snooty
clothing store.
Sonia: Whatever.
He was glad that Tails had a good friend in Amy and was glad she had one in Tails. In times like these you needed a good friend. He just wished he still had one. But heroes weren't aloud to have them it seemed.
Sonia: Because the "friends" were actually red shirts. Mourn them.
With a deep sigh, he left the two. His mind wondering to a certain white hedgehog.
Amy: *sighs in frustration* And there's yet another scene in which we're being forced to know that Madame Sue exists! I'm getting really tired of this!
Sonic turned around and headed for the village. Supper would be ready soon and he wanted a few minutes to himself.
Manic: Kids, this is what we call a "pipe dream".
As he walked through the village he looked around him. The children were playing. Some of the adults were playing with them. Others were working on the gardens and repairing huts. It wasn't like Mobotroplis of his youth, but it had become his home. He just felt bad for the children that had been born after the war started.
Sonic: But none of the children's names were "Kathryn", so screw them.
When he came to his hut, he was glad he had his own hut. But he was surprised when he found Kathryn waiting for him inside. She was looking at something. When she heard him walk in, she looked up at him. A hateful look in her eyes.
Amy: Uh-oh, Madame Sue's on her stereotypical random time of the month again!
Sonia: Try her stereotypical random time of the day, Amy.
"How long were you going to keep this?" she asked, holding up the picture of her and her family.
Sonic: *as himself* Screw that, I'd like to know what you're doing in my damn hut without my permission!
"I was going to give it to you."
"You had no right to keep it in the first place!"
Manic: Hey, you never asked about the picture, you idiot! Why're you snapping over it now?!
"I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't have kept it."
Sonic, Amy: What?!
Sonia: Great, Sonic's now a bigger idiot.
Manic: Bow to the great Kat! Even when she's clearly wrong,
she is always right!
"Sorry! You're sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it Hedgehog! I don't want to see your face or see you near my sister or that boy Tails. She's told me about you and how you let them come with you and putting them in danger!" Kathryn said, as she stood, raising her voice.
Sonic: *as himself* Wait, you come out of nowhere, I save your ass
twice, and
now you want to act like a jerk to me again?!
Amy: Why is this any of her business? And why's she blaming Sonic?! I
mean, she just came here last week!
Sonia: Sues should know all, Amy.
"Now hold on, I never put anyone in danger! What are you doing in my hut anyway?" Sonic yelled back.
All: Thank you!
"Don't you try and change the subject!
Sonic: *as himself* Oh? Well, I'm calling the cops so they can arrest your Jacqueline Hyde butt for trespassing! How's that for a subject change?
That's where you're wrong. I herd her stories and though she says it's her fault or Tails, it wasn't. It was yours Hedgehog!
Sonia: You know what? I guess I can now say this next sentence without
any regrets.
Kathryn? You... are... a... bitch.
Sonic: You're just now calling her that?
Amy: I'm a bit surprised that she's just calling her that, too.
Manic: Wow. In addition to being a Black Hole Sue, she's also a Jerk Sue.
Amy: No coughing, Manic?
Manic: I don't need to do it here at the moment.
Yours for not looking out for them and not making them stay out of it to begin with." She yelled, her teeth showing now.
Amy: If she shows her teeth one more time, I'm knocking them all out with my hammer.
"It was their choice to come, just like it's everyone's choice to fight or not to fight! It was their choice to do the things they did. I for one would have been grateful that someone was there to save their little sister and her friend." Sonic barring his own teeth.
Manic: What is this, a competition on who's teeth is bigger and
shinier?
Sonic: As much as I'd like to say that what "I" said is true, "I'm" going
up against a Mary Sue with a bad Hulk syndrome.
Sonia: In "Bad Logic Land", the asshole of the bunch is always right.
"Why should I be when it was you that put those damned thoughts in their heads to begin with!"
Manic: *coughjerkasscough*
Sonic: *coughdumbasscough*
Amy: As we continue to watch the "Let's Randomly Blame Sonic" game,
we'll see if our resident Jerk Sue Kat wins the ultimate prize of scorn from the reading audience!
Sonia: Why? She already won that and then some!
she was ready to attack him, "If I ever see you near Amy and Tails or you talking to them. I swear you'll wish you hadn't!"
Sonic: *as himself* I swear I wish I never found you, you uppity twit. Hell, I wish you died when those bots rampaged through Willow Town.
Kathryn said this through clenched teeth and left, taking her photo and slamming Sonic's door behind her.
Sonia: That's it, I'm calling Kyo and Jessie.
Amy: Why?
Sonia: Think about it, Amy. A pyromaniac and an assassin? You can't go
wrong with those choices.
Sonic stood in his hut, counting. Doing everything he could think of to calm himself.
Sonic: *as himself, cocks a shotgun* Oh, yes, this will certainly calm me down...
"How dare she accuse me?" He said to himself as he went to his bathroom. He looked in the mirror and was surprised to see he still had his teeth bared and quills standing out. He stared at himself for few minutes. Letting his thoughts and feelings rage. He went over each one and was surprised with one of his feelings.
Manic: You turning into the "Werehog" again, bro?
Sonic: I sure hope not.
It wasn't anger, but a sort of craving.
Amy: Hey, get off that wacky tobaccy, you!
A craving for her. It had thrilled him to see her angry.
Manic, Amy: *sputters* What the hell?!
Sonia: Congratulations, Jenny Blue. I now loathe your pathetic excuse for
literature and your stupid Jerk Ass Black Hole Mary Sue even more!
Manic: No wonder she held this thing hostage for reviews.
Sonic: *angry, gets up* You know what? My anger isn't a craving
for anyone! I seriously cannot read another word of this illogical
bullshit!
I'm leaving!
Manic: Sonic?
Sonic: Look, I don't know about you guys, but if I have to continue,
somebody's going to lose their head!
Amy: *grabs Sonic's arm* Come on, we have to trudge through this nonsense, too.
You're not alone here.
Sonic: *sits back down, sighs* Fine, fine.
Sonia: So... can I beat the tar out of your fic counterpart, Sonic?
Sonic: *rubs his forehead in frustration* Please do. And save me some leftovers so I can beat this faker to an inch of
his miserable life.
He shook his head and started the shower. Running it on cold. Stepping in he suppressed a yelp as the cold water ran over him. This seemed to cool his temper.
Sonia: But it didn't help the reading audience's frustration.
Sonic: *grumbling*
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Amy: Ooh, nice use of the crimping iron there!
Sonic smiled at everyone and said hello when they said it to him. The fight he had with Kathryn earlier was gone from his mind.
Sonic: But unfortunately, it was still rammed up my--
Sonia, Amy: Chill, Sonic!
Manic: Hell, with all of the crap that we've just read, I would've let
him finish that sentence.
He only wanted to enjoy the rest of the day. He walked into the mess hall ready to eat. When he saw Tails and Amy coming towards him, he smiled and was about to say hello to them when he heard Kathryn yelling.
Manic: You just have to go in everyone's business, don't you, lady?
"Amy Rose! Miles Powers! You two get away from him this instance!" She came over and dragged the children away.
Sonia: Unfortunately, we couldn't drag Kat for three hundred feet on
the back of a truck.
Sonic: I'd change it to three hundred miles.
Sonic was so mad he was ready to hurt her.
All: *chanting* Do it! Do it!
He could feel everyone's eyes on him. When Sally called him over to her table. He gladly obeyed and came to the table. Geoffrey, Antoine, Bunny and Rotor sat at the table. Sally pointed to a seat and Sonic sat down. It had been awhile since he sat at this table. He just looked at the table and waited for Sally to tell him what she wanted.
Manic: Yes, he will kill her, Sally. And if he doesn't, I'll gladly take his place.
"Sonic, the gathering bot came to close this time. Rotor has looked it over." The princess turned to the light blue furred walrus.
Sonic: I'd still blame Kat.
"This is a new type of gathering bot. The lasers that it was shooting weren't stunners. They were robotizers. If one touched you, whatever part it touched. Would have been robotized." Rotor hung his head.
Amy: You know, I'd rather watch a film with wooden acting.
"If we don't stop the manufacture of these robots. I'm afraid that..." Sally said.
Sonia: What, that they'll break into song? What?
"That life as we know it is over. Every thing you've worked for will be for nothing." Kathryn finished for her.
All: Oh, would you go away?!
None of them noticed when she came to the table or the two children behind her. She placed a plate in front of Sonic. Then motioned for the kits to sit. Placing herself between them and Sonic.
All: Asshole.
"Well, yes, that's why I wanted Sonic, Tails, Amy and Rotor to go in to the city on a recon mission to see if it can be stopped. Sonic's uncle is doing what he can to get information on this new robot."
Amy: Uh-oh, Sally's mentioned "Tails" and "Amy"! You have
the floor, Madame Sue!
Sonic: She always has the floor... and it's too bad that we can't kick her face into it.
Kathryn glared at the princess.
Manic: *as Sally* If you do that again, I will pluck your eyes out.
With one fluid motion, she sat and looked around. "The children will not be apart of this." She said flatly.
Sonic: *as himself* You know, I didn't bring you into Knothole just so
you could stick your nose into everything,
Kat...
Manic: *mumbling* Hell, considering how she's been sticking her nose up everyone's asses
lately, I'm surprised that her face hasn't been caked with shit yet.
Sonic, Sonia, Amy: *gasps* Manic?!
Manic: *leans back in his chair* Somebody had to say it.
Everyone looked at her. Some with their mouths open. Others kept them closed. But no one said a word. Amy and Tails looked at Kathryn with shock and surprise written across their small faces.
Sonia: "Annoyance" was written on mine.
Sonic: "Death by tire iron" was on mine.
While Kathryn held Sally's gaze. Holding the table tightly with her hands.
Amy: *as Kathryn-Hulk* Kathyrn rip table from roots!
"But sis, this is something I want to do." Amy finely said, breaking the silence.
"I don't care. You shouldn't have to do it. You should be playing and having fun. Both of you should." Kathryn looked at them then to Sally, "I wont allow it. I will take their place."
Sonia: Yes, you too can be a whiny brat, and you too can put yourself before everyone
else's concerns and feelings! That's today's lesson, kids!
Manic: *singing* It's all about me!
"You are right about children should be children. But Tails has to go. He is the only one that can fly. We need his ability to help us. He has been on other missions before." Sally stated.
Sonia: I find it amazing that someone finally stands up to the
annoying white hedgehog.
Amy: Let me guess; Tails and "I" will randomly suck on missions
despite the fact that we have proved ourselves time and time again as Freedom
Fighters of Knothole.
Sonic: Long story short? Way to mess up the already messed up canon, Kat.
"Tails, Amy, I think you two should go and eat with the other children. I'll let you know what we decide later." Sonic told the kitsun and hedgehog. They left the adults, both a little shaken.
Kathryn looked at Sonic and then to Sally again. "Fine, but Amy stays and I go."
Sonic: Oh, I'll tell you where you can go...
Sonia: Maybe she'll pout next if someone takes her sippy cup away.
Then everything faded. She was cold, so very cold. The odd blackness that followed surrounded her again.
Manic: *groans in frustration* Oh, that's just great! We have more of that stupid freaking blackness!
Amy: You know, if she keeps blacking in and out like that, she doesn't need
to go, either.
"Tails look out!" Sonic yelled.
A robot with an odd laser gun fired at Tails and hit him in the arm. The arm slowly began to change and morph. Soon it was a robotic limb and Tails stared at it in shock and then the next blast hit him head on and finished the job.
Sonia: Convenient future seeing sequence ends here.
"Did you here me?" Sally asked, Kathryn shook her head no, "I said that you can take Amy's place." Sally looked at her, wondering if she was truly her mother's daughter.
Amy: Was her mother deaf as well?
Sonic: Hey, try whining again, Kat; I don't think we heard you loud
enough.
Kathryn agreed; the recon team would consist of Sonic, Rotor, Tails and Kathryn.
Sonic: Someone clearly does not belong in that group.
Manic: Sonic.
Sonic: Go fling yourself into space, Manic.
Manic: *grins*
Kathryn was scarred, but she never told or showed it.
Sonia: Because she's better than everyone.
Manic: Because she had no soul and wasn't willing to show it even if
she had one.
After they had eaten. Kathryn went and told Amy that she wasn't going.
Amy: I'd like to know where the stubborn and headstrong traits from my fic counterpart
went, Suethor! Or was that sucked up by your irritating Jerk Ass Black Hole
Sue, too?!
Manic: Whoops, Amy's snapped.
Amy: *clutching her Piko Piko hammer* This Sue is no sister of mine!
Then she found Tails and brought him to Sally's hut. There the planning went late into the night and some of the next morning. Still Kathryn tried to convince them to leave Tails out of this, but to no avail.
Sonic: Oh, my god! The Sue failed in something else!
Sonia: Still doesn't save this horrid excuse of a fic.
Finely she accepted it and studied the plans that Nicole laid out in front of her. In all it was to be an easy job. Go in, rig a bomb, set it to blow, then out again. All of this was to take place the next evening.
Manic: I'm betting that Kat jumbles it up somehow.
Amy: I'd like to know why Sally wasn't going, even when they're using
NICOLE, which is Sally's computer!
Sonia: Um, I'd like to know where Tails's ability to fly comes into play.
Or is the Suethor only sending the now useless Tails to make Sally look like a
the "psycho bitch" stereotype?
Kathryn carried the sleeping kitsun to his hut and laid him in his bed. She gentle kissed his forehead and left. Tomorrow night would come soon enough. She didn't like the feeling that surrounded it either. But what was she to do.
Amy: Stop whining?
Sonia: Get thrown into the Lake of Rings?
Manic: Stop being a nosy tart?
Sonic: Die, perhaps?
She had to do what her princess asked of her.
Manic: Unless she eats sexily again, then she becomes the princess for no logical reason.
That's what her parents would have wanted.
Amy: Oh, now you want to listen to your dead parents, you selfish brat.
She took one last look at Tails before she closed his door and headed for her hut.
Sonia: It turns out that the Sue's hut was infested with blood sucking insects. Nobody shed a tear when she died in her sleep.
To be continued
I've redone just a little of this chapter. I just hope I caught all the typos I did. So please R&R
Till the next chapter:
Those with wings,
Fly to your dreams.
Sonia, Amy: *cocking their own rifles* We'll make our own dreams come
true...
Manic: Creepy.
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