Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Egg Spiral Crew, Episode 5: The White Hedgehog (Part Two)

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Ok, here's the next installment I hope you all like. I put a lot of effort into this, so I hope you all really like it.

Sonic: Are you also going to let us know that you'll hope that we'll like it, ma'am?
Sonia: Well, I don't like it.
Sonic: *snickers*

I wasn't going to post this, but your reviews inspired me to post this one too. So if you want more, keep up the reviews.

Manic: You held your own story hostage just so you can get reviews?
Amy: I'm sorry, but that stuff just screams... you know... supreme vanity.

I don't own Sonic and crew and hold no claim to them. But any characters that are unknown to you are from my mind.

Sonic: Is this disclaimer in every chapter?
Sonia: Yes; and just like in "Defying Destiny", we might as well get used to it.

Chapter 2
By: Jenny Blue

Sonia: I'm so very blue...
Sonic: So am I. Literally.

The forest was well into night when the two hedgehogs started on their journey. The cobalt male

Sonic: Is it too hard to say "blue"? I mean, I know that I'm considered to be "cobalt blue", but come on.

was still angry with the white female for calling him speedy. But she didn't seem to mind that.

Amy: Because if someone's angry at Madame Sue, that person's always in the wrong.

The male was ready to yell at her when she turned off the path.

Manic: *as Kathryn, covering his ears* Lalalalala, I'm not listening...

He held his tongue and followed her to a grass-covered embankment. When he turned his head to look at something that moved in the bushes and turned back, she was gone.

Sonic: It turned out that she was a snake. Slithering through the grass and all...

“Yo, Kat, where did ya go?” called Sonic. He looked around for her and was about to call out to her again when he saw a part of the embankment move and open. Kathryn stared at him, an angry look on her face. “Hurry up and don't call me Kat! It's Kathryn!” She said as she turned and disappeared into the tunnel behind her.

Sonia: Wait, so you can call Sonic "Speedy", but he can't call you "Kat"?
Amy: Double standards ahoy, Madame Sue!
Sonic: I'll be honest with you; "Speedy" is one of the lamest nicknames that you can ever give to me, Kat.

“Is this how you got to Knothole so fast?” Sonic asked, as he walked through the entrance.

Sonic: Hang on there, me! If you ask Kat about that, she'll snap at you and ask if you're calling her a musical instrument again!

When he was safely in the tunnel, the door closed quietly behind them, immersing them in total darkness.

Amy: Hey, we've found the headquarters for the Legion of Sues!
Manic: Good, now let's nuke the hell out of it!

Sonic spun around and groped for the door. When he found it, it was solid rock and earth.

Manic: You mean dirt?
Sonia: No, it sounds more like bricks.

He moved his hands over the ruff stone.

All: *barking*

Finding nothing of a handle or other way to open the solid wall in front of him. He looked over his shoulder nervously into the darkness.

Sonic: Apparently, "I" must have forgotten how to spindash.

“This is how I reached Knothole, yes, but how long it took? I don't know.” Kathryn replied, her voice sounding far away, yet he knew she was close.

Sonia: Do we need to install a tracking system into your bodies so you won't get separated?
Amy: Wait, Sonic said that it took him three days to get to Willow Town. Madame Sue just said that she didn't know how long it took her to get to Knothole from Willow Town. So why did she snap at Sonic if she didn't know how long it took her to get there?
Sonic: You're making this sound like one of those dumb train problems in those math books, Ames. Besides, you'll never find an answer to your question. Why? Because it's a Sue fic.

“So, how did you see where you were going?” asked Sonic, but as his words echoed off the walls of the tunnel. A faint green glow began to appear and it grew stronger with each moment.

Manic: Somebody left their glow sticks from the last rave behind.
Sonia: Only you would know that.
Manic: Of course, but -- hey...

He looked to where the light was coming from and could see fungus growing on the tunnels walls. “What is this stuff?” taking his hand and touching it.

Sonic: That's how they reproduce! Stop touching it!

“Phosphorous fungus, it grows all over the caves down here. We'll walk some ways in and then set camp. Come on, don't fall behind again.” Kathryn said, walking away from our hero. An evident scowl on his face.

Amy: I'd like to know how Sonic got a short fuse.
Sonic: Beats the hell out of me... with me. Or something.

They walked in silence. Each to their own thoughts. As they walked, Sonic understood how she didn't know how long it took her to get to Knothole. He wasn't sure how long they had been walking.

Sonia: It turns out that they were walking for two minutes. Way to go, "Sonic".

As they walked along, Sonic could hear water dripping and things crawling in the walls. Little eyes glowed in the dark, watching as they passed. This all unnerved him a lot. He liked it when he could see what was going on around him. At lease see what was making all the strange noises around him.

Amy: Must've been her relatives from failed experiments.
Manic: *shudders*
Sonic: I'd like to know why they're still walking! I'd also like to know when I became afraid of the dark!

Time past and the two kept their silent march. Sonic followed the white female in front of him. Her white fur stood out against the eerie green glow surrounding them. Her fur was a beacon in the dark for him to follow. As he walked, he watched how her white hair and quills swayed from side to side. How each step was precise, graceful and quiet.

Manic: *groans in annoyance*
Sonia: *heavily sighs* Oh, here we go again with the "She's so wonderful!" crap...
Amy: *annoyed*  Hey! This just in, missy!
Sonic, Amy: Nobody gives a damn!
Manic: Hey, uh... is she a walking lamp or something? Why's she glowing?
Sonia: She must have been around some radioactive materials for far too long.

Then Kathryn veered to the right, into a small alcove and Sonic followed her and found the source of the dripping water.

Amy: Eww, she's taking a leak in front of him!
Sonic: Yuck!
Manic: *laughing*

A small pool at the back of the little cave, being fed by dripping water from the low ceiling.

Manic: *laughing* Amy's quip was better!
Sonia: *rolls her eyes* Whatever.

“We'll stay here for a bit, rest and then be on our way. You spend too much time in here and you start to loose it. Down here you don't know if it's night or day or how many days have passed. ” Kathryn said, setting her pack down.

Sonic: *as himself* That's okay, I can tell through my Nintendo DS's clock -- aww, damn! The battery died!

“Ok, who made these tunnels? How come no one has ever herd of them till now? An who made the door to Knothole woods?” Sonic asked.

Manic: The writers made it, Satan stole and held the blueprints hostage, and some guy named Woody built the door. Any other questions?
Amy: So that's why Hell has a whole bunch of pathways. Interesting.

“I don't know. No one really knows. I was shone them when I came to Willow Town.

Sonia: The tunnels were made of light? What the heck?

The mobians of the village said they found it when they were making their sellers. They say they go on for miles everywhere under mobias. Knothole isn't the only place they come out of either. When we get to Willow Town, I'll find the maps they made of them. I believe they kept them in the town hall. They could help us a lot.” She answered him, unrolling her sleeping mat.

Manic: Hopefully, we'll find the map ro a reasonable plot.
Sonic: Or the directions on how to kill all of the filler in this fic.

He followed suit, staying on the other side of the little cave. He noticed that she ate her meal slowly.

Sonia: In fact, she ate her meal one electron at a time.
Amy: What the heck just happened? Did she get her meal from a magical time warp?

She had a sensual way of it. Each bite gently passing her lips and chewed slowly. He could even see the diligent way she swallowed. He couldn't keep his eyes off her. To him everything she did reminded him of Sally. Only she had it down to a science. Everything she did was down to a science.

Manic: This is the worst food porn show ever!

When he lay on his sleeping bag watching her still form.

Amy: Hey, she's dead!
Sonia: Oh, well.

He cursed himself for comparing her to Sally. She was nothing compared to Sally, she was better then Sally.

Sonic, Amy: ...
Sonia: *facepalms* Oh, dear heavens...
Manic: Are you kidding me? Really?!

An if no one knew better, they would say she was the princess, not Sally.

Sonia: And I would say that they need to get an instant lobotomy.

He rolled over, trying to ignore the throbbing he was felling.

Manic: We call that a "boner".
Sonia: Manic!
Manic: What? It's true!
Sonic: *throws his hands up in frustration* Great, now "I'm" randomly horny! Are you going to make anyone else go nuts over your Sue's stupid looks, Suethor?!
Amy: This is incredibly jarring. One moment, she's a "child". Next minute, she's "hot". This fic is making me very uncomfortable.

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Sonia: We really need to iron that lumpy bedsheet, guys.

It was dark and cold here. She couldn't see anything beyond where she stood. The only sounds were her own breath leaving her.

Amy: Hey, she's in a sealed box!

~You know they'll never accept you. ~

Sonic: To Brown. Or Harvard. Or Yale.

She started, turning around. Trying to find the source of the voice.
“Who are you?”

Manic: *as the voice* Some guy that just likes to bug you. Boo!

~They will hate you, you know. They will fear you and run from you. ~

Sonia: No, that's what happens when Godzilla is in the neighborhood.

The voice echoed around her. Coming at her from all sides.
“No, that's a lie. They wont hate me.”

Amy: *imitates buzzer*
Manic: Oh, I'm sorry! The riffing audience with more than half a brain already hates you! Sonia, what is Kat's consolation prize?
Sonia: A free decapitation!
Sonic: *imitates audience cheers*

~They know what you are. They will kill you for what you are. You are evil. He will die because of you. ~

Sonic: Well, they have a lot more "Sister Sues" to murder, then. I've got plenty of time to wait.

“Who will die?”
~You know who, they always die.

Manic: Yeah, they're the dumb kids in horror movies who opened their closet doors and let the dude from "Scream" off them.

Everything you touch dies.

Sonia: Like grammar.
Manic: *hits Sonia*
Sonia: *rubs her arm* Ow!

Your mother, father, even your sister will...~
“No, you're lying!”
~Am I? You've seen the future? ~

Sonic: *as the voice* Great, now I have to replay the stupid DVD to remind you!

“But it can be changed. It has before!”

Sonia: We're not dealing with the Little Planet, dear.
Amy: Well, I went back in time and tried to prevent the Kardashians from getting famous... but I accidentally dropped a quarter into the Primordial Soup. I think we have a species of five legged fish in the Dead Sea now.
Manic: Eww.

She wrapped her arms around her. Holding tight to her self. Listening to the unknown person laughing.

Sonia: That's one creepy relaxation tape.

Then out of the darkness everyone that she had ever met and died in her life came out of the shadows of this dark place she found herself in. Each of their faces had a look of either fear or hatred. They slowly closed in on her. As there hands clasped her...

Sonic: ...they wished her a surprise "Happy Birthday"!

Kathryn pushed herself up from her mat.

Manic: *with a megaphone* Alright, you have ten more reps to go! Come on!

It was only a dream. She looked around her. Sonic was still in his sleeping bag. He stirred, but didn't wake.

Amy: We may have some reason to believe that he was stirring soup.

She moved to the pool and splashed the cold water on her face. As she looked in the water, her distorted refection stared back at her.

Manic: *as Kathryn* Wait, I look like this? What the hell did my creator do to me?

“It was only a dream.” She whispered.

“What you say?” Sonic yawned, sitting up and stretching.

Sonic, Sonia, Amy: She said it was a dream!
Manic: You have no chance to survive make your time.

“I said it's time to leave.” She made ready to leave.

Sonia: Are you going to let us know when she leaves, ma'am?
Sonic: If this thing gets any more redundant, I'm going to leave.

Keeping her back to him. She gathered her things. Rolling the mat up, placing it into her pack. With her back still to him. She straightened her clothes. Then smoothing her hair and quills down with her fingers. She found a small knot in it and decided to trim it when she reached Willow Town.

Amy: Oh, Jesus H. Christ!
Manic: *annoyed* Do we give two craps about your freakin' hair and quills, man?!
Sonic: Sonic yawned. He massaged his neck. He sat upright. And where the hell are the commas?
Sonia: I told you, they're on strike.

Sonic watched the small female as she readied to leave. He automatically put his thing away.

Manic: I can't say it. That line's way too easy to riff.

Keeping his eyes on her. There was something about her that he couldn't shack.

Amy: Like why she left the circus.

When he saw her shoulder her pack. He stood quickly and through his on.

Sonia: But he certainly didn't throw it on.
Sonic: Do you really have to be a puppet and follow her actions, me?

Reading to run, he sped off. Scooping the female up in his arms.

Sonia: And then they got married and had disgusting Sue children.
Sonic: I will now have nightmares for weeks. Thanks, sis.

Sonic sped down the smooth surface of the tunnel. A stern look on his face. After resting for what was the night for them, Kathryn had agreed to let Sonic carry her the rest of the way.

Manic: I thought she could run as well. Why does she need Sonic to carry her? Her legs aren't broken.
Sonia: You must've forgotten that she could make everyone jump with a snap of her fingers, Manic. She's that special.
Amy: No, wait; It says that he picked her up and ran for a day, and now they're resting for another night.
Sonic: Yeah, we'd only understand that if we got a team of scientists to pick at that paragraph.

He could feel her head resting on his shoulder. She hadn't said much after they started again. She seemed so sad when he went to lift her. A now she laid limp in his arms. Lost in her own thoughts.

Sonic: Oh, wait... she's asleep.
Amy: Did you think we could figure that out in the "Confuse-O" writing template?

He had heard her wake earlier. Then quietly watched as she got up and move to the little pool. He heard her talk, but couldn't hear what she said, so he pretended to be waking up. It hadn't worked. She didn't talk. Sonic felt her move her head. When he looked down at her for a moment he saw she was looking straight ahead and was spooked when she spoke. “The tunnel ends in another hundred feet.” He looked and could just make out a staircase.

Manic: Wait, I'm confused. Did she sleep and wake up again?
Amy: Did he sleep and wake up again?
Sonia: I don't know. Screw this paragraph.

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Manic: Hey, do you guys think that that space there has a shark in it?
Sonic: Hope so.

Darkness and the smell of smoke greeted them as they pushed open the door.

Manic: Welcome to every urban city at night!

They climbed out of the trap door in the cellar floor. Kathryn took a quick look around. Then headed for the stairs. In the quiet cellar, the stairs creaking echoed. When she opened the door, thin streams of light filtered through the window shutters. It was creepy walking through the empty house. The only noise made was by the wind outside and the echo of the two hedgehogs steps.

Sonia: Is it too hard to say that they were simply exiting the damn tunnel?

As both neared the door and opened it, only the sun, wind and silence greeted them.

Manic: Sun, Wind, and Silence? I thought I ordered tickets to see Earth, Wind, and Fire! I got ripped off, man!

They went from house to house, looking for survivors. When they found none, they looked for clues for what might have happened.

Sonic: Try looking at the fact that there was... I don't know... a big ass robot rolling through your town!

As they looked, they moved things that could be collected latter to the house that they had come from. Placing trunk after trunk of clothes and goods that could be of use someone back in Knothole.

When Kathryn came to the house she once called home, she wanted to cry.

Manic: Anyone wanna fork over a tissue to her?
Sonic, Sonia, Amy: Nope.

The door was kicked in, windows broken. This was the last house and like the others, left standing. All the town's people gone.

Sonic: Yeah, we know that, already... unless the townspeople were quiet like little rats or something.

Taking a deep breath, she walked inside. The furniture was turned over and things torn apart. Objects lay broken on the floor. She calmly walked through the house, placing thing into trunks for her and Amy to collect latter. When she was done, she walked to the last room in the house. As she walked to the room, she would pick up a photo book here and a picture there. Placing them all in her pack. When she reached the room's door it took everything she had to open it and walk in. She could feel the scream rise from her. It didn't matter that the male herd her, she just let it out.

Sonic: *covers his ears* Again with the screaming!
Sonia: I'm actually more concerned about the welfare of the periods. So many abused periods...
Amy: I'd like to know why this paragraph's so bland, yet we're treated to a detailed scene on how she eats.

Sonic looked around the small house. It was once a nice little place.

Manic: *in an exaggerated New York accent* Now, it's gah-bage!

He picked up a picture and looked at it. In the picture were four hedgehogs. A red male, a pure white female with a rosy pink baby in her arms and a small girl. She was white like her mother and the pink streaks like the babies color. Sonic realized this was Kathryn and Amy's family. As Sonic studied the photo, he remembered were he had seen Kathryn before. That's when he heard the scream. Shoving the photo in his pack, he rushed to where he heard the scream.

Sonia: *speaking through a megaphone* The remaining pizza will go on sale for fifteen cents!
Sonic: *as himself* Pizza?! Sweet!

Sonic took in the seen before him. Kathryn was bent over an elder white female hedgehog.

Manic: Insert creepy porn joke here, guys.
Sonic: Insert brain bleach reaction to your crappy joke here.

Kathryn had her head in her lap, stroking the quills and hair, rocking. The still female's form lay on the floor, laser burns on her clothes told how she had died. Sonic knelt behind Kathryn, gently pulled her to him. This was something he would never get use to and he felt like he wanted to scream himself. He held her through her crying.

Sonic: I thought it was something I'd never get used to in that universe, anyway!
Amy: Great. Chalk up another overused Sonic Sue cliché: Robotnik ransacked my village and killed my parents. Which makes no sense, actually... because in the Archie Sonic canon... both of my parents are roboticized!
Manic: Archie's canon's been screwed. I don't think anyone's gonna blink if a Mary Sue derails it even further.
Sonia: Yes, they will. Don't lie to yourself.

When her crying turned to sobs and those turned to whimpers. They sat there for a time. After he helped her bury her mother. They gathered the things that she wanted to bring back for Amy. Then move that last of the trunks to the house. An she marked them has hers. Both went to the tunnel in silence. Both traveled in the tunnel in silence. When they reached the forest three days latter. Both were still silent. When they entered Knothole, both retreated to their huts.

Sonia: Period, period, period... oh, dear heavens.
Amy: Did they bury her in the house or something?
Manic: Dunno. All I know is that the author had to make sure that we got the fact that they traveled in the tunnel in silence.
Sonic: Hey, Kat? You're a liar! It does take three days to get from Knothole to Willow Town! Now don't you feel stupid?

Kathryn told Amy about their mother and everyone could here Amy's cries of morning.

Manic: Her "cries of morning"? Amy, it's 9:00 at night!
Sonic: Hell, at least Amy didn't scream her lungs out.

Sonic stayed in his hut, looking at the picture he still had. He knew that Sally was would come and ask what they found. He lay there on his bed thinking of how to tell her everything he had seen.

Sonic: I'll help you out there, me. Sal, the Sue's family got nuked. She can't stay here. I can't take all the wangst.

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Amy: I need a couple of more layers for my lasagna here!

Time past, the day turned to late afternoon.

Manic: And then night. Then back to morning. And then back to afternoon.
Sonia: Lather, rinse, and repeat until the planet explodes.

Sonic still lay on his bed when Sally knocked on his door. “It's open.” was all he said. Sally entered looked around Sonic's hut. In a corner was a battered guitar. A small table and two chairs. Near the bead was a worn dresser with a tarnished mirror on it. A door that led to a bathroom. Lying on the bed Sonic.

Amy: Is he sleeping on a bead or a bed?
Sonia: Well, at least we know what his hut looks like.

When she shut the door and sat down in a chair at his table, Sonic sat up and walked over to her. He was still holding the picture.

Manic: Insert creepy masturbation joke here.
Amy: Eww, shut up!

“So, what did you find?” Sally asked.

Sonic: *as himself* A huge crater and fifteen cent pizza.

“Everyone was gone. Males, females, cubs, everyone. Right down to the animals. But there was one person left. Kathryn and Amy's mother. They left her behind.” Sonic fell silent, looking at the picture.

“Then why didn't you bring...” Sonic looked up at her, “I under stand.”

“Look at this.” Sonic handed the picture to her.

Sally looked at it and then looked back to Sonic. The question he was expecting was in her eyes.

Amy: Wow, Sally's eyes turned into little teleprompters!

He had to turn away from them. He couldn't look in those eyes for very long any more. It hurt him too much. He only looked back when she handed him the picture.

Manic: Look, Sally does not have laser eyes. You can look into them, "bro".

“Do the adults look familiar?” Sonic asked.

“Some what, who are they Sonic?”

“The male was captain of the guard and the female was your mother's lady in waiting and personal guard.”

Amy: Wait, this makes no sense. Why are they remembering all of this stuff just now if "I'm" supposed to be her sister?
Manic: Because you're not as special as she is.

“You mean Kathryn is Kat? Little Kat, the one we played with? But they were presumed dead after Julian attacked us.”

Sonia: And later, the cast of canon characters will discover that her being alive is a bad thing.
Sonic: Do we have any piano wire around here?

“So did I Sal, but there they are. It also explains Amy's gift with the cards. Amy is Katarina's daughter. My mother and your mother's best friend. We played together as kids.” Sonic said, as he sat down.

Amy: So, they're childhood friends. I really need to get the Sue cliché scoreboard.
Sonic: *grabs a cell phone*
Amy: Sonic... what the heck are you doing?
Sonic: I'm going to call Jessie and see if she has any piano wire. I believe I'd like to strangle Kat with it before this gets any worse.

“By now all the towns people have been robotized. I just wish I knew why they killed Katarina.”

Manic: Because she gave birth to a Mary Sue.

“Sonic, why didn't Kat say anything? Do you think she has her mother's gift?

Sonia: What, the gift of scene stealing?

She was quite a lot of the time.”

Manic: Quite what?

“I don't know Sal, I just don't know.” Sonic said, sitting down. Putting the picture down. He placed his head in his hands.

Sonic: Hell, I'd facepalm, too.

Both sat in silence for a time. Then Sonic finished filling Sally in on what they found at Willow Town. An that they had moved everything to the caller of the house they came out of.

Sonia: Caller? I thought that there were no people in Willow Town.

Last he handed over the maps of the tunnels. As Sally left, she glanced over her shoulder to see Sonic starring at the picture again.

Amy: Sonic The Hedgehog is now starring in an unnamed picture! No, it's not a movie, it's an actual paper picture!

She quietly shut the door and headed to Amy's hut. She needed to know if the young hedgehog was taking the news of her mother's death well.

Sonic: Hint: She's not.

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Amy: Jeez, I have to find one more pasta layer for my lasagna. Where did I put it?

A week had past since Kathryn came to Knothole. She was settling in well enough. But she stayed to herself most of the time. She was only around the others when it was time for meals or meetings. But for the most part she would be seen with the children or with Amy. She seemed to like it like that.

Manic: Also, she was secretly trying to overthrow the princess. Oh, and she was constantly cutting herself. Gotta stuff those clichés in.

She could still feel the eyes of the others on her. But she ignored them.

Sonic: Whoa, somebody's been taking their snooty pills!
Sonia: Wait, so she changes into "sexy" clothes just so she could get attention, and now that she gets it... she hates it. God, I can't stand Mary Sues and their double standards.

Everyone knew she was the great oracle's daughter and it didn't change anything.

Amy: Blah, blah, blah, Mary Sue riff, blah, blah, blah.

She still kept her secrets from them. An only the princess seemed to want to know them. That didn't bother her.

Sonia: But it certainly bothered me.

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Amy: All right! I have enough layers for my lasagna! Sweet!

“Kathryn, can I speak with you?” Sally asked

Sonia: Of all the period abuse, the author forgets to put one in where it counts. How ironic.

Kathryn looked up from under the pile of children on her and nodded. It was her turn to watch the younger ones today and they were playing tackle the babysitter.

Manic: Unfortunately, they could not murder her. Kids, let's start learning influences from "Mortal Kombat", shall we?

When she withdrew herself from them and placed them into a young raccoon's hands.

Sonia: And said raccoon is never to be mentioned or have a name because he or she wasn't Kat.

She followed Sally to her hut and wondered what she wanted to talk about. It wasn't often that Sally would talk to her.

Sonic: That's because you wouldn't talk to anyone else around here, you uppity dolt! Jeez!

“Kathryn, I need your help with setting up a look out post in one of the taller trees. I've noticed that you're very good at climbing. Sonic, Rotor and Tails need a hand. I'm assigning you to help them.”

Amy: Oh, what isn't she good at?!
Manic: Going away fast enough.

Kathryn agreed and headed out of Sally's hut. As she walked out, the Male skunk Geoffrey walked in.

Sonic: Ah, so it is the Archie canon. Sal, prepare to be out-assed by a bigger ass.

She walked faster to where Sally said the three males were. As she neared their location, she could hear the two elders talking. They were talking about her.

Sonic, Sonia, Amy: ...
Manic: *coughblackholesuecough*

“Did you see her this morning?” Rotor asked.

“Ya, I say her. So what?” Sonic answered.

“I thought I was going to loose it. That body.”

Sonia, Manic: *angry* Oh, Hell's bells!
Amy: And Rotor's now randomly horny over the magical Sue. Great job, Suethor. This is really creeping me out. Everyone's lusting over a Mary Sue who was considered to be a "child"! Did you think about this?! At all?!
Sonic: *throws his hands up in frustration* I really want to bash somebody's head into a poker table right now.
Sonia: I'll smash Kat's head in for you.
Sonic: Thank you.

“Loose what uncle Rotor?” Asked Tails, as he dropped from the tree.

Sonic: *as Rotor* Oh, it's nothing, Tails. I'm already losing my original personality from just looking at this Mary Sue, and I think your character development's next.
Manic: Oh, kids these days. Hey, Tails, you're going to learn about a few grown-up things with Uncle Manic today...

She came around the tree and smiled at Tails, “Nothing Tails, he was just rambling.”

Sonia: Yes, he was rambling about wanting to bone the doofus. Yes, we know.

Both older males looked at her. There was a visible look of relief on Rotor. Then it changed to a deeper blue when he realized she hared.

Sonic: Apparently, she has wonderful hearing, too. Whatever.
Amy: Blue? Is he choking on something or did the author use his blue shade instead of his purple one? I hope it's the latter.

She looked at him with ice in her eyes.

Sonic: *as Kathryn* How dare these morons look at my extremely hot body which is outfitted with the clothing that I specifically chose to get them to lust over me in the first place! The nerve of them!
Manic: Somebody get the blowtorch!
Sonia: I'll do you one better and use a flamethrower instead.
Manic: Uh... sis?
Sonia: *evilly chuckles* Oh, Kyo can certainly help me...

He just smiled and hid he face behind his blueprints. Worried if she was going to hurt him or something to him.

Amy: Because that'll be cute or some other garbage, right?

Rotor gave them each a thing the needed to do. Kathryn was to clime up to the most level branches and then start removing the smaller one around them. Tails was to help her by taking them away. Then Sonic and Tails were to bring boards up for her to lay a floor and supports. Then all of them were to go up and build the platforms house and a way to get up and down.

Sonic: *as himself* And then we push her off. She can't survive a fall that long! Go!

It all took them three weeks to finish the look out post. As Kathryn stood outside the tiny look out house, watching for recon bots. She let her mind wonder and leaned back against the hut.

Manic: Oops, false wall!
Sonic: Yes!

She closed her eyes and let the soft breeze brush against her fur. These were the times she would think about how her life had changed and wondered how it could have been different.

Sonia: Like not coming to Knothole to usurp the hell out of the canon.

To Be Continued

Amy: I'm sorry, but I seriously cannot take any more chapters of this nonsense.

Well, that's it. I hope you like the redoing I've done on it. Please R&R.
Till then:

Those with wings,
Fly to your dreams.

Sonic: Well, my immediate dream of someone beating her into submission is not going to come true, so...

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