Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Two Riffers, Episode 1: Bloody Moon (Part Seven)

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Warning: You have reached Part Seven of this riffing, which contains a rape scene and a character death.

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19. if he could retern

Manic: Which he probably will. These "cliffhangers" are piss poor.

Thnxxxx agin 2 drakina who helped me tiped this!ohemgee gurl u help me lots! My grammer sux!

Sonia: Obviously. I'd give you an F minus... but that grade doesn't exist.

N rok on, 3mo!11! preeps fuck off!

Manic: Because Big Time Rush is emo. Just have to repeat that awkward lesson today, kids.

R n r.

Sonia: Rest and Relaxation? I am definitely going to need that after this.

"What do you mean? " I asked.

"i found a book in my father's library that was written by an 8000 year old vampire named Nightmare Axel Dark." Edward said, giving me the book.

Manic: Dude, that's a pretty stupid name for a vampire that's s'posed to be from around 6000-ish B.C.

The book looked like some1 put it in a shelf and never touched it, it was really fucking old.

Manic: No shit, dumbass.
Sonia: And wouldn't a book that old be in the Smithsonian or something? There's no way that it would be placed in random hands like that. At least not normally.

It was entitled "Secrets of the Moon". Something about sounded awfully familiar idk why.

Manic: *points at the title of the fic*
Sonia: Close enough.

I skimmed it briefly and came across the term "Bloody Moon."

Sonia: Oh. Well then...
Manic: Yep. Title drops, eh?
Sonia: Title drops can go over a cliff at any time. I will not mourn them.

Since it was written maybe 3000 years ago, I guess that's what people thought a lunar eclipse was.

Manic: I guess those people were nuts, then.

I read further and got to the chapter called "Revival". I stopped reading 4 it was in a language I could not understand.

Manic: But "Moron" is a language! You speak it fluently!
Sonia: I don't know how she could understand parts of the book when the modern English language didn't exist back then. Makes no sense.

I closed the book.

Sonia: If only she could do the same with her--
Manic: Sis!

"Do you know what that fucking language is? I cant read the damn book anymore.." I asked Edward.

Manic: *as Lenobia* Dude, it's not fucking English! How dare they not write an ancient book in the English language!

"I don't know, to me it looks like ancient Vampirism writing." He replied.

Do you know where it originated?" I asked.

Sonia: In Magical Land.

"From what my father told me, it was the language the Voltori and the Akatsuki used back in the day where vampires were open about their identitys. So 3000 years ago." He said.

Sonia: *sarcastically* Yes, because people certainly weren't paranoid about things back then!
Manic: And why did she need to be told that it was written 3000 years ago when she told us that same stuff earlier?
Sonia: Because... well, she's dumb as rocks.
Manic: Insult to rocks, man.

After discussing the topic for a while, the bell for next class ring and we had to leave. I told Edfward that we should all look for this Nightmare Axel Dark guy and ask him what his book's perpose is. I went ahead to my boring ass English calss. I was close to falling asleep the entire time, and when i did, i had a weird vision about the Nightmare guy...

Manic: I see why she wasn't paying attention. Look at how this's written.

"Lenobia..." Axel said softly.

I started to freak out, cause i didn't know i was asleep. "Who the fuck r you?" i asked angrily.

Manic: *as Axel* Well, hello to you too, bitch.

"I am Nightmare Dark, but most people call me Axel and by people, i mean the voltari,"he smiled with fanged teath. He had gorgeous piercing purple eyes that i could feel in my soul. His haire covered his left eye and cascaded to his back. It was shaggy and black but there were green in his fringe. His face was absolutely stunning and attractive with his guy liner and snake bites. He was wearing torn up black tripp pants that looked really old but sexy and he had no shirt on so you could see his sexy scars and abs. His abs reminded me of Jacob and i almost cryed. He looked my age, but we all knew he was much older.

Sonia: Know what's sad?
Manic: What?
Sonia: That actually needed a description.
Manic: Yeah, I know.

"What do you want?" i asked harshly with a glare in my eyes.

"you,"he said smoothly,

Sonia: Everyone wants her. And it's annoying.

"you must go to the volturi, we have the answers..." he then started to fade away in the darkness.

"wait!" i shouted, "don't go!"

But then he was gone.

Manic: And then Loopadin was a zombie.

I woke up shocked on my desk. The bell had rung and school was over. I left in a daze. This was so fucking weird!11!1!

Sonia: If only I had the ability to catch up on my beauty sleep in the middle of school...
Manic: If only I had the ability to retain half the stuff I learned in school...
Sonia: I doubt you retained anything worth mentioning, Manic.
Manic: Oh, bite me, man.

The next day was a Saturday and today I had sex with Emile next to the lake again because it was fun. We were out there 4 hours!

Sonia: Good for you. Now go find another hobby... like knitting or something.

And we cuddled by the lake after he came. I almost got a sunburn too, and that sucked.

Sonia: *sarcastically* Oh, poor you. Look at how much I care.

I discussed with him my freaky ass vision.

Manic: Can you describe your freaky ass ability to avoid an STD to us since you weren't using protection the whole time?

After that, we went to the 3mo House (Cullen House)

Sonia: We already know what it is! You keep telling us!

and met Edward, James (Who became a vampire and started living with the Cullens), Jasper and Emmet.

Manic: Wait, they can't just turn random people into vampires!
Sonia: They did, remember?
Manic: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

The plan was that we all planed to go to Italy to find Axel Dark cause of my vision and cause in his book, it stated that he was a founding member of the Volturi 1000 years ago and the Voltaire are now hiding out in Italy.

Manic: Sure your vision wasn't leading to some spikes at the bottom?

Emile was also comin because it was going to be really dangerous, he needed to protect me.

Sonia: I don't think anybody needs to protect the person who has a million powers.
Manic: Yes, they do. She's a poor little wimmens, and you know how they're all weak in the "Twilight" universe!
Sonia: Unfortunately.

Jasper was wearing a black MCR shirt from their previous concert in Forks, and he was also wearing black pants with gray stripes across the knees. Emmet was wearing a leathyer jacket from hot topic and black tripp pants. James was wearing the same jacket he wore in his "Elevate" tour a few weeks ago. Edward's hair was now midnight blue again and wore his usual attire, black eyeliner, black snake bites, black pants and more black shirts. Emile was wearing old school ppunk rock clothings.

I was wearing a punk rock plaid skirt and had on a black blood on the dance floor shirt. I also had gothic makeup on. We knew we were ready, so we went to the airport with my best friend Drakina driving.

Manic: *snores*
Sonia: *yawns while nudging Manic*

"Go kick ass" She said.

I hugged her and said goodbye. We were now going to Italy by plane.

Sonia: I want the plane to disappear somewhere, but that would be an insult to the poor bastards that had to be stuck on the plane with her.

It was about a seven hour one way trip to Italy. I keept myself occupied by drawing for a few hours. I plan to post some of those drawing on my DeviantART page. For reals.

Sonia: Are you kidding me?
Manic: *checks the page* Yep. Remember how sucky the art was from "Brewdening Love"?
Sonia: Oh, no...
Manic: Well, it's a bit less sucky than that, thankfully.
Sonia: Oh.

I was siting next to Emile all the way through. During the 6th hour we got bored ass fuck and went into the bathroom to do it.

Manic: She hasn't watched "1000 Ways to Die", huh?
Sonia: The "Mile High Club" isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Manic: And how do you know? From Jessie again?
Sonia: No, from James. He said that it was overrated.
Manic: Uh-huh.

We did some crazy shit like me bending around cause im uber flexible and fucking hard.

Manic: So now she has a willie?
Sonia: *tears her hair out*
Manic: Want a wig now?
Sonia: It'll grow back in the next part. We all know that.

No one even noticed us, which was a shame because we're so cute together.

Sonia: They did. Watch the floor, because it's coated with vomit. Yes, that does include First Class.

Than finally, we're arrived in Italy. We procedded off the airport, all of us were prepared for a Voltaire attack any 2nd now.

Sonia: So we're going to deal with a random attack from Evil Philosopher Man!
Manic: Evil Philosopher Man? Sounds like a crappy Marvel villian.

"So...do we know wherew to go?" I asked Emmet, who was holding the map of the area.

Manic: How 'bout space? Deep, deep blackness of space.

"Their hideout is in Rome, but we've got time to chill." He replied.

We all went to a bar and got drunk as as quick as we could. It was good that Edward and I knew Italian, otherwise that would not have been the best evening ever. We fucked around in the bar until we practically tore the house down. The bar owner kicked us out, but we did not care, we know we've better then him.

Sonia: Kathryn... please suck a railroad spike.
Manic: *snickers*

"Wow, we must have been in there so long." Jasper said. "The sun's down... and look, it's almost a full moon."

Sonia: *sarcastically* Oh, how convenient.

I wished I didn't notice the moon, because suddenly, I fainted on the stone floor after looking at it. I don't know if it was a hangover or just because I'm a werewolf, but I felt a bad present coming...

Manic: Man, Santa really hates you.

R nr pleaz... or Lenobia will kill u wiff smexines!

Sonia: She already killed me with something, and it wasn't sexiness.

Also plzzz stop leavin bad revoiwzz!

Sonia and Manic: No.

20. deadly nightmaires

PPL STOP FUCKIN LEVIN BAD RIEVEIWZS!111! IF U DONT LEIK IT DONT REVIWE! IMMA JUST TRING TO EXPPRESS MY OC STORY! GOD11!

Manic: Then don't post it on the Internet! Seriously, when will you all learn that?
Sonia: When Ted Nugent becomes a member of Mensa.

I woke up on a bed, in Emile's arms. "Lenobia..." he said, "you all right?"

"yea, " i answered in a daze. "wat happened?"

Manic: *as Emile* Unfortunately, you didn't die of alcohol poisoning, so...

"you fainted babe. Might have been the alcolhol" emile replied with worry. "you sure your okay?"

I got up. "im perfectly fine" i said while putting on a 3mo skirt with chains and a black corset with a dragon snaking down the side.

Sonia: *snaps, strangles Lenobia with her hands*
Manic: *puts his feet on the table* Eh.

"were in a suite now, and you n i share this one all to ourselves.." emile said with a winky face. " you thinking what im thinkin?" he then gently laid me back on the bed, getting ontop of me and kissing me all over my neck.

Sonia: Oh, not this crap again.

"emile, not now," i said, not wanting to have sex atm. "we have shit to do."

Sonia: Wait, what?
Manic: Whoa, are we sure we have the right horny idiot here? I think you just killed the real one, sis... not that I'm complaining.

Emile pulled my skirt off and started playing with me. "u sure now babe?" he replied deviously. "its only 6 am now, we got time..."

I started freakin out a bit. What was hes deal? He never acted like this before.

Manic: *raises his hand* Um... I could've sworn that he did...

"please emile, not now. please" i said, squirming around a bit. Butt then emile stuck himself inside me n i was moaning n still freakin out. He pinned me down n i couldn't get back up. I was trapped.

Sonia: Look, as bad as this is, I'm not going to riff a rape scene here.

"Lenobia," he said inbetween thrusts with his big long john. " im not emile now..." his eyes were no longer his own... they looked like Nightmare Axel Dark's!1! Why was he possessing my sweet emile!

Manic: Okay... now that just ain't right.

"why are you doing this to me!" i cried with rainbow tears. Suddenly i wasn't n the suite anymore, n emile wasn't on top of me! Axel was now raping me in another dimention!

Manic: *scratches his head* Uh...
Sonia: *moves uncomfortably in her seat* Okay...
Manic: Seriously... this...
Sonia: I don't know anymore...
Manic: Let's just... move on here.
Sonia: Yes. Let's.

"you have a very important role to play, Lenobia..." he said in his weird sexy voice. "i need you to be my queen... for only 2gether can we rule all the vamps and werewolfs!" he kept thrustin hard. It hurt like my heart did when Jacob died...

Manic: Dude, if your heart's hurting like that, you may need to take a Bayer tablet or something.

"but what if i don't want to!" i screamed and struggled. "my heart does not belong to you!"

Manic: But it certainly will go on and on...
Sonia: I have this sudden urge to hit you with a frying pan right now.

"oh but it will, my sweet. Ive waited 1000s of years for you 2 finally be mine... i have seen the future! You will be mine!" he said, as i noticed just how attractive he was to me...

Sonia: I stand corrected; I'd like to hit her with a frying pan.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!11!" i shrieked! Then everything went black!

"Lenobia!" Emile said, shaking me awake. It was a nightmare! "you okay?"

Manic: She was raped in another damn dimension!
Sonia: He doesn't know that.
Manic: Oh. But still!

"i must had have a bad dream..." i said with my rainbow tears. I cuddled up to Emile then, looking out the window. It was a dream, cause the sky was dark as night. It wasn't real. But why did i feel like it was...?

Sonia and Manic: Because it actually was...?

"my poor girl... want me to get you a beer?" he asked me.

I nodded for yes. I really needed a drink now bad. I was soooo scared. What if the dream meant something? I bet it fucking did! I was shaking in pure fear now and it wouldnt go away!

Sonia: Yes, I'm sad that she got raped. But I'm not sad that she's a complete moron.

Emile brought me a beer. "Here you go," he said while trying to comfort me. "what was the nightmair even about?"

I couldn't bear to even tell him. The fact that he was the one who turned into Nightmare Axel Dark frightened me... i thought that it would be bad if i mentioned that... i just sat there and continued shaking. It would hurt him if i told him, or maybe it would actually happen!

Manic: I'm not looking forward to some endless loop if that happened.

"I'm going for a walk..." i muttered, leaving the warm covers of the bed and walking out as emile watched me leave. I then went to one of the other suites and knocked on the door, because, i was hoping someone important would answer..

Sonia: Like the reviewers telling you to stop this endless torture.
Manic: Or Edward... but okay.

"Lenobia?" questioned Edward as he walked outta the suite halve asleep. "watcha doing up now?"

I hugged him as tight as I could. "I had a bad dream, and i think its important. Will you walk around with me? I need to tell someone and i cant sleep." i told him with a few tears still in my eys.

Manic: Can't tell the Pentagon or Congress when you get back home?
Sonia: I don't think the Pentagon would want to deal with that. And... *snickers* Congress?! *starts laughing*

He embraced me back, "sure, hun," he said, and we started walking outta the hotel and went outside.

The air was cool and,comforting as we walked threw the empty streets. Edward held my hand as we walked and i told him about my aweful nightmare. I could tell it upset him a bit because he looked very depressed at it. We ended up talking about it until the sun was almost up. Our convo went through all the things that dream could have meant, both good and bad.

Manic: Uh, there wasn't anything good about that dream. Just saying.

Then Edward said on the way back, "the dream does mean something, and that fucking Axel better not lay a hand on you! I just wonder what he meant by you being his Queen..."

Sonia: It's exactly what he meant, you moron!

I looked up at him with a delightfully emo wink. "welllll, we can always check the ancient vampire and werewolf libereries here " i said hoping a glimmer of hope.

Manic: I hope there's an end to this soon. I'm hungry.

Edward smile. "yeah! Great idea Lenobia! lets got the others redy and well go." he said.

We then walked back to our separate suites to get everyone else ready for the day. Me and Edward certainly hoped these ancient libreries held something worth it! Maybe they'd hold great secrets we'd never expect... I thought.

Manic: Wait, she thought about something? When?
Sonia: I don't know, but I'm surprised as well.

Hope u guys like it... plz leav god reviews i need it...

Sonia: No, you don't.
Manic: Someone's certainly desperate for butt kissing reviews after the insults we got from her earlier.

Plz...

Sonia: Plz write better.
Manic: *gets up, stretches* Welp, I'm outta here for a bit. I'm going to make a sandwich. You want one, sis?
Sonia: No, thanks.
Manic: *leaves the room* Okay, then. I'll be back.

21. one Last moment with U

Manic: *returns with his sandwich, sits down* I've had too many moments with this fic myself.

im back bitchez.

Sonia: Unfortunately.

i hav nothing 2 tell other than that im pissed all teh bad reviows. no more bad reviows or ill delete guest reviows. Fuck you all.

Sonia: Hope she won't mind the registered reviews that are negative, then.

Im gonna cut my self i hope your happy.

Manic: Don't cut yourself! Cut your keyboard wire instead!

and yes im still calling you haters!

Manic: Sis?
Sonia: Yes?
Manic: I know who's writing this now.
Sonia: Who?
Manic: Paris Hilton. She's trying to be relevant again.
Sonia: *shakes her head while chuckling* Nice try, Manic.

The next day, we all decided 2 go 2 the library.

Sonia: Are you sure that they were actually going to read a book there?

I was wearing black emo cloaths was Edward, Emile, and Jasper.

Manic: Do I have to do a math equation to figure that sentence out?
Sonia: Yes. Begin with basic Algebra and work your way up.

We entered te dark anchiant library. All that we saw waz gothic style book shleves/

"Every one, search for anything thats by Axel" I commandad

Sonia: Be more specific. Axel...
Manic: Stone.
Sonia: Manic!
Manic: *grins*

Jasper and I went to the south part of the old library.

Manic: We wonder why.
Sonia: Oh, shut up.

"Lenobia, I think I see the same book we have" Jasper seid. He pointed too teh book that was by Axel. I shiftad my hand to it and pulled it out slowly. But then...THE book shelve it was on rapidly moved down and revealed a secret enterence! Jasper was dumbfounded

Sonia: Any stairs? Yes? Okay... *pushes Lenobia down the stairs*
Manic: Close it! Close it!

"Emile! Edwerd! come over here!"

Emile and Edwerd stopped what they was doing and rushed to jaspet and i.

Manic: *imitates a cracking whip noise*

The enterence was lit with torches and led down by an incline plane.

Sonia: And for your Geometry homework...

Emile suggested we proced with caution, and Edwerd grabbed a torch that was on the side. He stepped close to me. "Im here 4 you Lenobia." Said edwerd.

Manic: And Emile. And Edward again. And...

We all walked down the hall and torch after torch we just kept going through darkness. Then suddenly, we found a light at the end of the tunnel...and inside was an devious torture chamber with Nightmare Axel Dark there to greet us. But then suddenly...I was in the different dimansian from last time.

It was just me and Axel.

Sonia: Oh, jeez! Not this again!
Manic: It's just as stupid as that crap from that special we did; always one sex scene followed by one rape scene. Same happened in the last special, too.
Sonia: But we didn't riff the last special fic, Manic.
Manic: I know... Cassy spilled the beans about that riffing to me the other day.

"Lenobia, I was hoping you have come here soon." he said with a comforitng smile.

"I know you want me, but you ain;t gtting dis!" "Im forever wif emile!" I yelled at him.

Manic: *as Lenobia* Can't touch this! *begins dancing like MC Hammer*
Sonia: *stares at Manic*

"For now, but that wull change when u relize ur destiny"" "Your destinyed to be my lover, for you see..." Suddenly he dissapered from view!

Then he as right by my shoulder. He said "ur the chosen one who will be at my side when i rulle the world as the vampire king" He began to laugh evilly!

Then suddenly, I could not move.

"Lenobia, once you feel me, you,ll want me forver"

Manic: Yeah, uh... can we hurry along with this? I think we got more than enough info about you wanting to be with her forever and ever and crap like that.

He then kissid me on the neck and bagan to take off his clogths i could sence his hot bod behind me. he striped me of mhy shirt and bra and through me on the ground. he got onto top of me and begined to plow his evil penis tht had a lot of pubes/

Sonia and Manic: *twitches, vomits in their own paper bags*

as i argasem, a part of me enjoyed what he was doing, but another part of me kneew it was wrong,

Sonia: *facepalms* This is why idiots use that stupid defense to get away with rape... "But she enjoyed it! She had an orgasm, so she obviously enjoyed it!"

his hands rubbed my busty boobs and he bit my neck and kissid me more. he cumed in side me and he was done.

Manic: Well, that was disgusting and quick.
Sonia: Hmph.

BUT THEN!

Sonia and Manic: Ah, jeez!

He made me get on my knees to suck him...but i didnt.. and he tried chockin me with a chain! then all of a was frozen in place and cud not move.

Sonia: I didn't know that it was possible to write even worse "BDSM" material than E.L. James.
Manic: Uh--
Sonia: Yes, Manic; that's why I quoted "BDSM".
Manic: Oh. Okay, then.

I could move again, so i thought fast and traid teleporting but it didnt work.

Suddenly i blacked out.

Sonia: How do you black out in a dream?
Manic: Try watching those "Nightmare on Elm Street" films. You'll learn quickly.

Moments later, I woke in Emiles arms. Axel was still a few feet away from us.

"See my power Lenobia? Join me now!" snarled eviliey.

Manic: Eviliey? Is that Snively's cousin or something?

I gasped in sgock and despair and deprasion. ,

Sonia: That jumbled sentence made me depressed.

;Emile then proseeded to get out his knife and ran towards Axel. Emile was runnging towards axel but then Axel pulled out a long sword. Axel grazzed emile in the shoulder, buyt Emile manged to stab Axel in the chest.

Sonia: I guess being that old made him a tiny bit rusty in the instant killing department.

With a large gash, Emile fastly headed back to me edward and jasper.

Manic: Gotta go fast!
Sonia: No, Manic. Just... no.

"Emile! Im in danger. Why cant you protect me. " I said at emile whil hugginh him.

Sonia: Yes, let's ignore the part where he got slashed in the shoulder by a goddamn sword and the other part where you have every Sue power known to man! Ungrateful brat.

"WHAT THE HELL FUKER." Axel yeeled." ' if i cant have you, no one can!"

Manic: *clears his throat, reads* And besides, if I can't have you... then I have no other choice but to kill you along with him.
Sonia: Where did you get that line from?
Manic: That fic that Cassy riffed without us.
Sonia: How many sources do you need, Manic?
Manic: Enough for everything.
Sonia: Uh-huh.

Axel theb began to cahrge at me with a deadly fire in his eyes with angerily.

Manic: And my brain just Blue Screened on me.

He prepared his sword to stab me...Until Emile stepped in the way and took the pierce to the chest barvely. the sword retracted and Axel pushed Emile out of the way.

"NOOOOO!1! EMILE." I said,

Sonia: You just whined about the "fact" that he couldn't protect you, then when he did... you still whined.

"You bitch ur turn! if u cant b mine, ur no 1s!" Axel screamed evily.

Manic: We got it, Mr. Redundancy.

Axel was ab out to slash me but then!

Sonia: "Plot Device Theater" unfortunately saves her useless Sue self!

Jasper socked Axel in the face and caused him to fall back several feat.

Manic: A stupid feat, indeed.

"dont u dare touch my sis!" jasper said practectilly.

Sonia: And now Tara has returned, much to my dismay.

I looked at jasper with a 3mo grin. he saved me. his torn sexy black bagy jeans ripled as he mooved when he saved me.

Manic: I don't think I need to see that, man. Could be something else rippling under there.
Sonia: *chokes back her laughter* Manic, stop it!

Axel threw a kunais n our direcetion.

Sonia: ...
Manic: *mutters* 8,000 year old vampire ninja, what the hell is this nonsense...

I flung fire out at them 2 stop them, and they turnd 2 dust! I then ran at him fast like sonic the hedgehog

Sonic: Oh, what the hell?!
Sonia, Manic, Amy: *snickering*

and punched his lights out. He feel down sexily.

Sonia: I don't even want him to feel me up "sexily".

"dammit! ill b back, you hellish mother fuckers! u will be mine Lenobia!" axel screamed as he dissappered n 2 the dark

Manic: Y'know... for someone who's that old, I'm surprised he obtained the infamous Potty Mouth Syndrome.

I then got worried about emile so i went back. "Emile!" i saiid! are u okay?!"

Sonia and Manic: He got stabbed in the chest, you moron!

"no" he said, couffing up blood. "I'm, hert bad hun."

Sonia: You're "hert bad"? How about the fact that you're dying?!

"Emile" i cried "plese be ok. plese! " I leened n close 2 him n he looked really hurt.

Manic: Yes, let's ignore that gaping chest wound!

he gav me 1 last smile. it was beutiful, "things wil b ok. b strong 4 me hun. be strong n live, i love u' those were his last werds bfour he died in my arms...

"noooooooooooo!111!1!" i screamed out of saidness. i luved him.

Sonia and Manic: *snaps, strangles Lenobia*

i didnt even get to say it. all those bloody rainbo tear frum jacubs death cam bac 2 me. i was sadder than ever. i lost all those peple i love.

Sonia: You only lost two people. And you didn't deserve them.

who was i now?

Manic: Well, you're still a whiny idiot. So there's that.

the chaptors done,

Sonia and Manic: Yes!

but not da storie!.

Sonia and Manic: No!

if u dont hav enything good 2 say, dont revioew.

Manic: It sucks. Whoops, I can't review now!

critisisem is appreciatad jus as lung ur not mean.

Sonia: Bad grammar, crappy Mary Sue... need I go on?
Manic: But that's mean!
Sonia: Do I look like I care? I'm going to regrow my hair now.

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