Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 3: A Story of Destined Love (Part Five)

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Warning: You have reached Part Five of this riffing, which contains a rape scene and strong language. Proceed with caution.

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~Chapter Seven: Stripped Dignity~

Keiko: Nobody in this fic had any dignity to begin with.
Sonic: Except for Shingo and maybe Benimaru.
Benimaru: *muttering* Yeah, that's a first.

As Kyo was heading home on his motorcycle, he noticed that there was not a single light on in any home.

'Huh... must've been those strong winds earlier...'

Sonia: So... according to that first sentence, you can take out all of Japan's power lines if you simply blow on one of them.
Manic: It's either that, the world's worst power grid, or Ohio's screwed up again.

He parked in front of his house, and opened the front door by the use of his keys. After he entered and shut the door behind him, he ignited a flame in the palm of his hand and looked around.

Amy: *as Kyo* Funny, I never saw those oil rags before... oh, crap!
Kyo: *raises an eyebrow* You're a little psychopath, aren't you, Piko?
Amy: Oh, you haven't met... nah, you're better off meeting him in person.

"Emi? Are you here? It's me, Kyo..."

After he entered the hallway, he noticed somebody on the floor, unconscious. He quickly snuffed his flame and kneeled beside the person, taking the body into his arms before he finally felt movement and softened his once strong grip.

Emi: *adjusting her glasses* Um, if he got rid of his flame, won't he trip over everything else? It is dark, after all...
Manic: Turn that brain off, ma'am!

"Hey, are you okay?"

"Kusanagi-san... what happened to me?"

"Miyuki... you were unconsious. And where's Emi?"

"Oh... she was attacked by some guy... I think he kidnapped her."

Amy: And she's not going to give him a description or anything? I mean, it's his clone.
Benimaru: It was dark, Amy. Do we have to turn you into Snooki? Or a Kardashian?
Amy: *cringes* No, Mr. Nikaido.

"Where are they?"

"I don't know. I told her to run so I could battle and distract him."

"Listen, you've had a rough night, so you can stay here until you can manage to recover, okay?"

"Thank you so much, Kyo..." Miyuki whispered as she struggled to get up and headed to the guest room.

"Do you need any help?"

"No thanks, I'm fine." the sporty girl said as she entered the room and tried her best to relax on the bed.

Sonic: She don't need no guy's help!
Manic: Grrrl Powah... kind of.

"And while you're resting... I'm going to find the dick that did this shit." Kyo whispered as he left and sped off on his motorcycle. He knew he needed backup, so he had to call on three certain people...

Keiko: Dick Cheney, Captain Planet, and myself.
Sonia: What the heck are you talking about...? *clears her throat* Anyway... Kyo, you have quite a pottymouth. Must we get the soap?
Kyo: Eh. Get the antibacterial junk, Keyboard Girl.

Benimaru Nikaido, Kyo's best friend who's always willing to give a helping hand (and to try to eclipse the Kusanagi sun)...

Benimaru: And I will! Because I'm just that wonderful!
Everyone else: *annoyed* Oh, shut up!
Benimaru: *scoffs* Oh, you all are just jealous.

Shingo Yabuki, Kyo's first student and Emi's good friend who can't shoot flames but makes up for it in strength and good will...

and Keiko Tsuki, Emi's bitchy little sister who masters the use of the small and long samurai swords, but itches to stab someone in the back or stick her sword through their body if he or she has done anything to her sister (or Kyo).

Sonic: Yeah, Kathryn's a great ally.
Keiko: I'm going to skin you, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Kyo: Oh, Tsukino... I didn't know you cared about me... in your own sick way.
Keiko: Yeah, whatever.

"Beni... Shingo... Tsuki-sama... it's time to kick a dumb cunt's ass." the Kusanagi heir whispered as his energy now relied on questions, hate, and rage.

Emi: Yes, I have heard that a drink called "Haterade" can do that to you.
Manic: Well, goddamn! Can we fit any more fucking curse words into that shitty sentence?
Amy: Soap! All of you need soap in your pie holes!

In some unknown area, Emi slowly opened her eyes and tried to move, but she had chains attached to her wrists and ankles.

"Ugh... such a cold floor too... hey, where am I?"

Sonia: Sounds like some crappy dungeon in Medieval Times.
Sonic: That's what she gets for bringing silverware.
Sonia: No, I'm talking about the actual time period, like you did earlier.
Sonic: Oh. Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Sonia: *smiles* Oh, Sonic. You're funny sometimes.

"Does it matter?" Kusanagi whispered as he inched his way to the restrained heiress.

"Yes, it does... you sick fuck." she harshly said.

Benimaru: Did you all forget? She's the sweet one.
Kyo: Whatever.

"Watch your mouth... soon, you'll regret saying that... especially to someone like me." the clone said, kneeling down and grabbed her by her shirt.

Manic: *as Cartman* Respect my authoritah!
Emi: No offense, Mr. Manic... but I feel like I want to throw you out of the room for that.

"What kind of use do I have for your twisted plans?"

Kyo: Didn't we just go through this crap in the last chapter?
Keiko: Yes, but we forgot to add the curly moustache twirling part, Mr. Bond.

"I'm using you as bait to kill your precious master... and if I fail in that, your head is mine. But that doesn't mean that I can't have a little fun in between..."

Amy: Wait, what? I thought he wanted her head! Why does he want Mr. Kusanagi's as well?
Sonic: Either he's obsessed with collecting heads... or he's just stupid.

he whispered as he softly stroked her cheek before he moved in for a kiss that wasn't of passion or love, but of lust. Emi moaned in protest and tried to activate her flames, but instead, she cried out in pain.

Benimaru: If "Twilight" was a thousand times creepier, ladies and gents!

"Oh, that's right... I stripped you of your Kusanagi gloves after I had performed the Koto Tsuki You on you... so now your greatest weapon is your worst enemy." the clone said after he lifted his head. The Tsuki heiress simply growled and spat in his face.

Sonia: Well. I guess that's the appropriate response to this situation.

"You little bitch." he said as he wiped the saliva off of his face and began to choke her.

Manic: *panicking* Uh... this must be the seriously uncut version of "The Simpsons". This is the worst joke I've ever done. Sorry.

"Please... stop this..." she whispered as she coughed and struggled to breathe.

"And what if I don't?" he asked and smirked as she moaned in pain.

Emi: Oh, my!
Keiko: I'm sensing a callback. A callback that I don't want.

"I'm restrained... I can't unleash the full power of this move... but I'll try... Tweaked Form 717: Koma HoFuri: Honoo Gyakusatsu! (Spinning Slaughter: Flame Massacre!)" she cried as her leg began to burn, breaking one ankle restraint and managed to smack Kusanagi away, but only for a short while.

Kyo: Okay... so... she's being choked, and she manages to belt all of that out? You kidding me?
Benimaru: *shrugs*

"So, you can activate flames in your legs without the Kusanagi's assistance...? Interesting... I wonder what it's like to get in between them..." he said as he wiped away the blood that flowed from the cormers of his mouth, then he grinned lightly.

Manic: Oh, great. Now he has a blood pack, too!
Sonia: And now she has a special power... and he's lusting over her. Wonderful.
Sonic: Oh, boy. Sues are one odd species.
Amy: *slightly worried* Seriously, should I be looking at this part?
Sonic: I don't know, Ames. We'll see.

"Yes, that's what makes me unique... you sick fuck." she whispered as her leg kept burning.

Emi: And then she burned the place down. Wonderful.

"Such a pity... that's your only source of light. I suggest that you save your energy, little girl."

'Oh no... he's right... I have no choice but to snuff this flame.' she thought as she panted and shut off her flame.

"That's better..." he said in a seductive tone as he crawled to her and grabbed ahold of her legs, then the leg that was used to perform the previous technique burned again.

"Miss Emi... I don't think that your weak movements will work again..." he whispered as she growled and thrusted her heel into his face, but it was grabbed instead.

Sonic: Why is everyone addressing her as "Miss Emi"? Is she really that special?
Benimaru: Maybe he's mocking his original counterpart's speech.
Sonic: Yeah, that would make some sense there.

"Oh, shit."

Keiko: Brace yourselves, guys. I think we're stepping into Hell... why are you reading ahead, Kusanagi?
Kyo: Just looking for any mutilation via sharp objects; thank god there's none of that stuff.
Amy: *covers her eyes* Oh, I don't care. Just let me know when it's over.
Keiko: You can leave if you want to, Amy. We'll let you know when you can come back.
Amy: *hides her face behind a pillow* No, I'd rather hear your reactions, I guess.
Keiko: *shrugs* Fine, suit yourself.

"Shit, huh? The word I'm looking for is 'fuck'... that is, in 'fucking' you!" the clone said, forcing himself on top of her and gave her another lustful kiss.

Sonia: *eyes widening* Oh, my god!
Manic: *stammers* I-I-I... oh, god.
Benimaru: Well... that's... okay, I don't know what the hell to say about this.

Her mind had refused it, but her body had accepted it.

Kyo: And there's the classic rape line.
Emi: *cringing* They do say that the mind and body are two different things.
Kyo: God, you're tense. Sounds like you just want to eliminate the whole damn scene.
Emi: Yes. Yes, I certainly do.

"No... I have to break out of this..." she whispered as he lightly laughed and slowly unbuttoned her shirt, revealing her covered breasts.

"Damn... they're kind of... large... for a girl your size."

Sonic: *lightly tapping the cheese tray with his finger* So...
Emi: Yes, Mr. Sonic?
Sonic: When you guys riffed that other fic that had that rape scene in it, did the girl have large breasts in that one, too?
Emi: Yes, Mr. Sonic.
Sonic: Figures.

"Kusanagi! You fucking pervert!" she screamed as she tried to kick him away again.

"The only thing you're doing is wasting your energy. Relax..." he whispered as he removed her bra and began to massage her breasts, causing her to moan lightly.

"No... stop, please..."

Manic: Yes... stop. Please stop, for the love of god!

"What do you mean? I'm just getting started..." he said as he continued.

Kyo: Yes, that's nice. But can you end it somewhere around... now?

"And by the way... your master has some very strange taste when it comes to choosing his friends... like that fruity-looking guy who can channel electricity... or that wannabe friend of yours who can't shoot flames..."

Benimaru: Ah, that's great. You're so funny... *jumps out of his seat* and I'll kill you, you son of a bitch!
Emi: *trying to restrain Benimaru* Calm down, Nikaido-san! It's just a fic! Well, it's a bad one, but it's still a fic!
Benimaru: *trying to get out of Emi's grasp* I will tap dance on your grave! You hear me, Kusanagi?!
Emi: *grunting* A little help, anyone?
Sonic: *tosses a roll of duct tape to Emi* Knock yourself out.
Emi: *deadpan* Thanks, Doctor No Help.

'Okay... I'm really kicking his ass now... nobody disses Nikaido-san or Yabuki-san or questions their strength!' Emi thought as her torture continued.

Keiko: A bit too poetic for torture, isn't it? Just saying.
Sonia: I'm sorry, but this bears repeating; she's the elegant one, but she uses words like "diss"?
Sonic: But the Sues are elegant! Slutty clothing and swearing is nil if everyone thinks that she's wonderful!

"What's wrong, Emi? Your body can't take any more of what I'm giving to you? That's too bad..." Kusanagi said as his hands slowly trailed down her body... to a certain wet spot that she wished that he would ignore.

"You sick fuck..." she whispered as she felt his fingers touch her intimate area which was covered by her cotton panties... but not for long.

Kyo: Oh, boy. Here we go...
Manic: Can't she at least continue to struggle or something?
Kyo: No sale, Broccoli. We just need ten more paragraphs of Emi calling my clone a "sick fuck".

"Nothing but plain cheap shit." he growled as he ripped the clothing aside.

Sonia: Yes, we're sorry that she couldn't shop at Victoria's Secret before her forced ravishing.

"Please... I'm begging you... stop this right now..." she whispered as she felt a faint zip.

Everyone except Amy: Oh, god!
Emi: Wait, doesn't she mean "heard"? Never mind!
Amy: What?
Everyone else: Stay behind that pillow!

'Uh-oh... he's going to take away something that I've been holding for so long...'

Sonic: Uh, well... that's a rather flowery way to put it.

The young heiress moaned as soon as she had felt his erect member enter her body, but it became painful after a while...

"What... you're... a virgin...?"

Manic: *quickly* Don't answer, don't answer, say nothing, don't answer...

"Ooh... yess..."

Manic: Damn, she answered!

"You're expecting me to break your inner wall... aren't you?"

Benimaru: If we get any more flowery prose, we'll have flowers growing from the darn carpet.
Emi: Ugh... he's going to break it anyway. Don't bother with an answer.

"Yes... wait, no!"

Emi: Argh, criminy. Why did you answer...?

"Sorry... you said 'yes'..." he whispered as he thrust even further into her, now breaking the wall.

Kyo: Translation: He stole her virginity. Use! Basic! English!

"No... no, no, no..." she whispered and moaned as he slid in and out of her, massaging her breasts and nearing his peak.

"Oh, shit!" he yelled as he came, his semen violating her body. The Tsuki heiress whimpered as her muscles clamped on his flesh and multiple climaxes violently surged through her body.

Everyone except Amy: *raises an eyebrow*
Keiko: Huh. That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Emi: It was just as bland as the lemon scene.

"Ku... sa... na... gi..." Emi whispered as she panted and stared into his blood-red eyes.

"So... did you have fun?" he whispered as he took himself out of her and she shook her head.

Sonic: Yeah, you stole her virginity, but it was fun. Honestly, you're a sick little thing, and I hope you get hit by the G.U.N truck.

"No... way... in... hell... you... sick... fuck..."

Sonia: Must... we... space... our... sentences... like... that...?

"That's too bad. I have enjoyed it myself... but I'll do something for you in return..." the clone said as he stood up and zipped his pants, then he replaced her bra, buttoned her shirt, and fixed her skirt.

Manic: You can let the pillow go, Amy.
Amy: *places the pillow behind her* Okay.
Manic: Yeah. Anyway, that's got to be the nicest rapist I've ever seen. How scary.

"Sorry about the panties... you know what happens when you get caught in the moment..." he whispered as he kneeled down for one last kiss, and this time, it had passion.

Kyo: And I think I just threw up in my mouth.

"What's going to happen to me, now that... this has happened?"

Emi: *as Kusanagi* You should be scarred for life, but considering that this is one seriously screwed up fanfic...

"Consider yourself lucky, I can't reproduce. And besides, I had to take my anger out on somebody. Sweet dreams, Emi..." he said and left. And as soon as that happened, the young girl gave a primal scream that echoed through that abandoned warehouse that she was in.

Benimaru: Is he a shadow or a cyborg in this fic?
Amy: I'm guessing that he's a shadow. At least we're not getting little clones of clones running around.
Sonic: *rolls his eyes* Yes, I'm certain she's going to sleep well after you raped her!
Keiko: She let out "a primal scream"? Are we in the Amazon or something?

"Master Kyo! Nikaido-san! Yabuki-san! Keiko! Miyuki! Somebody get me out of this shit!"

Sonia: And while you're at it... get us out of here, too.
Sonic: Cripes, this is a rough fic.

~Chapter Eight: Pain and Revenge~

Manic: Part of this complete breakfast!

"Master Kyo!"

The Kusanagi heir heard that voice and he traced it to an abandoned warehouse. He then stopped in front of the large doors that were blocking his way.

Kyo: Uh... how the hell did "I" know where "she" was?
Everyone else: From The Sue Psychic Link!
Amy: *slowly shuffles her tarot cards*
Kyo: Uh... huh. You all are crazy.

'What now...' he thought as he stared at the doors, then his eyes trailed to a lock.

"Perfect." he said as he grasped the item in his hands and concentrated his energy into burning it... but ended up with no luck.

"Son of a bitch! It's fireproof... all right, who thinks that they can break this?"

Benimaru: Well, that's a change. I thought we would get something a little more extreme in the language department.
Keiko: No, that's later, Nikaido.

he asked as Keiko jumped into the air with her sword outstretched, then she performed a move similar to Athena's Phoenix Arrow.

"Slashing Rollout: Descent Merger!" she cried as Kyo literally jumped away from her and the doors were slashed multiple times before they finally broke.

Sonic: Bloody heck, why can't she just slice the roof off with that?
Emi: Maybe Athena's going to sue her for that move now.

"Excellent, I'll take over from here. Beni, you can lead Shingo and Tsuki-sama into a good hiding spot, and don't come out until I really need you or Emi calls, got it?"

"Yeah, I got it. Wait until either of you two lovebirds call for the 'Triangle Force'..." he said as the three walked off.

"Emi! Are you here?" the Kusanagi heir called out as he ignited a flame in the palm of his hand and searched through the large warehouse.

"Master Kyo..." she faintly said as he began to trace her voice.

"Keep calling for me..." he called out again as she groaned in pain. That was all that he needed to reach her. He quickly snuffed his flame and stood over her.

Manic: This has got to be the creepiest game of Marco Polo I've ever seen.

"How did you find me?" Emi whispered as tears were streaming down her face, then he kneeled down and kissed her deeply.

Sonia: I swear, does she do anything besides cry, bleed, and cry some more?
Everyone else: Nope.

"Love, instincts, and an unbreakable bond... those were the only things that I needed to find you with." he answered as he lifted his head, then he broke her chains, successfully freeing her.

Amy: Wait, so he can break her chains, but he can't burn a lock?
Kyo: *shrugs* Yeah, aside from that... that's got to be the world's cheesiest quote.
Sonic: *looks at Kyo*
Kyo: Yes, you can give me a cheese cube, Gumball.

"Thank you so much." she whispered as they got up and she hugged him.

"It's nothing... now let's get out of this shithole."

Benimaru: That would be nice. This fic's already hit its crazy peak.

"Ha... you wish." came a voice that came out from nowhere.

"Who's there?" Kyo called out, his voice dripping with slight hate.

Manic: Dude, you're supposed to swallow the Haterade! Did you lose your basic bodily functions?

Then he turned around and noticed another flame burning brightly.

"It's nice to see you again, Kyo..."

Emi: The plot thickens!
Sonic: Yeah, if you want to call it that...

"Kusanagi..." he whispered as the clone took a few more steps before he attempted to lash a strong kick. The Kusanagi heir simply blocked it with little effort, then the two began to trade blows.

"Still a plain bitch, I presume..."

Manic: Actually, I like my bitches better when they're salted.
Amy: *narrows her eyes* You're not funny.

"That's what you think... because yours was mine for a while..."

"Don't push your luck, fuck face."

"My luck had no limits when it came to her... and we had a lot of fun, too." Kusanagi said as he slipped behind Kyo and wrapped an arm around his neck, all set to choke him to death.

"You... raped her?!"

Keiko: Congratulations, you win nothing.

"I guess you can say that.

Kyo: "I guess"? Then "I guess" you can throw yourself on some sharp rocks, you sick bastard.

I really enjoyed the way that she whimpered and moaned, the way that she called out to me when she came, the way that she made me come... oh, there were a lot of things that I have enjoyed about that little nasty heiress... I just wished that she would give more." the clone said as he tightened his hold, causing the heir to cry out, then the two fell to the cold floor.

Sonia: And you know what would hit even harder? If you used the correct usage of "come" in that other sentence.
Benimaru: Just shut your brain off, Sonia. It isn't that hard.

"You sick fuck..."

"I'm never going to get tired of that insult. And besides, your little slut girlfriend can't help you now... she doesn't have her Kusanagi gloves. And if she tried to perform her Flame Massacre technique, she would burn you as well as me. So, you're hopeless."

Emi: *removes her glasses* You have some nerve to call me a slut after what you've done to me! I'll have you know that my womanhood is something that is dear to me! How dare you insult it! How dare you tarnish it!
Sonia: If only we could put you into this fic to replace your old self, Emi...
Sonic: Whoa! You're starting to remind me of Miyu!
Emi: *coughs, puts her glasses back on* My apologies, everyone.
Sonic: Well, you don't have to apologize for that, because it made a heck of a lot of sense.

"...I'll kill you, you sick fuck... no style... no form... triangle force..." Kyo whispered as he tried to gasp for air.

"What was that?"

"No style... No form... Triangle Force..."

'Triangle Force... so that's what he's trying to call...' Emi thought as she ran outside.

Kyo: Can you call for a gunshot to my head?
Amy: You're a little dark, aren't you, Mr. Kusanagi?
Kyo: You've riffed a lot more crap than I have, Piko. I'm surprised that you haven't called for a hanging or something.

"No style... No form... Triangle Force!" she cried, and in a few moments, she saw Benimaru, Shingo, and Keiko.

'What kind of call was that, anyway?' she thought again.

Manic: See? Even she thought that it was crappy, Kyo.
Kyo: Yeah, whatever.

"Emi! What's wrong?" Benimaru asked.

"Kusanagi's got Master Kyo... please, you've got to help him."

"Don't worry, I'm here. So you can leave it all to me!" is what her electric friend said as he rushed inside.

"Hey, I thought that it was called 'Triangle Force', not 'I'm the best in the goddamn world'..." Shingo mumbled.

"Yabuki... the boy's full of shit. He always wants to be the best." Keiko said as Emi led them inside and much to their dismay, they saw Benimaru looking around for his best friend.

Emi: Oh, my! Everyone's having a little swearing habit here!
Benimaru: Yes. And yes, I can be the best. Actually, I am the best.
Everyone else: Shut up, will you?!
Benimaru: *grins* You all have some sort of sodium content in your systems, no?

"Nikaido-san... just come with me." Emi said and sighed.

"Keimi, Eko..." Keiko called as her two birds rested on her shoulders.

Manic: *confused* Are those actual Japanese names, or...
Sonia: It's a crappy amalgam of names, Manic.
Manic: Explain "amalgam".
Sonia: A mixture. And those two names... *points to Emi and Keiko* are mixed together.
Manic: Oh!

"Hey, good idea, sis." Emi said as the younger heiress gave a light smile.

"Alternate Attacker! Keimi! Go!" Keiko cried as Keimi took off and charged at full speed towards Kusanagi's back. The bird had no problems with it's stealth, since it managed to leave a nasty cut on his back, causing him to cry out in pain and curse as he let Kyo go.

"Sweet." the Kusanagi heir said as he caught his breath and got up.

Sonic: When'd you turn into me?
Kyo: I don't know, but I'd like myself back, thank you.

"Hey, I'm not through with you!"

"And neither am I... anyone who messes with the ones that I love gets a taste of the actual Kusanagi blood... and since you did that... I will have the extreme pleasure of ripping off your worthless fucking head!"

"Guess you're not kidding there."

"The hell I'm not!" he screamed as flames began to surround him.

"Oh, this will be exciting..."

Keiko: Yes, it will! It's time to settle this through... Mortal Kombat!
Everyone else: *hums the "Mortal Kombat" movie theme*

"Yes, it will. And since you pissed me off, I will promise to start strong. Let's begin, bitch! Hidden Form 108: Orochi Nagi!" the Kusanagi heir cried as he launched a deadly wave of fire towards his target. Kusanagi smirked and rolled away from the flame.

Manic: Well, no wonder he got out of the way! Shorten those giant sentences next time, you!

"Is that all you got?"

Amy: *as Kyo* Yep, see ya! Go! Everyone go! We got Emi, that's all we need!

"You wish, shit head. Now, eat this!" he cried again as he unleashed a flurry of flaming punches that were simply blocked, but he failed to notice that a wave of flames had swept him off his feet. He fell back and landed on the floor in a painful manner.

Sonia: I thought being a fighter was all about sharpness in the mind. Maybe it would've been sharper if Kyo hadn't--
Kyo: Oh, shut up, Keyboard.
Sonia: *folds her arms* Hmph.

"Had enough?" the clone said as he was ready to thrust his heel into his opponent's face.

"I'm not giving up..." Kyo said as he grabbed the clone's foot and struggled to keep it from reaching his face, then he performed a swift arm motion to send him to the floor. After that, the heir pressed his opponent to the floor, having one of his hands firmly grasping the other's neck, then the other hand was pressed to his chest, causing a cry of pain, thanks to that attack from Keiko's bird Keimi, which caused a nasty wound.

"Do you see what happens when you mess with a Kusanagi's love? Do you see it?!" the heir screamed in complete anger as he stared into the clone's blood-red eyes.

"The only thing that I see of your anger is nothing more than a little hissy fit... and I will smash that."

Sonic: So... long story short, Kyo goes, "You raped my girlfriend!" and Kusanagi goes, "Yeah. You mad?"
Benimaru: The high sodium level is understandable, Sonic.

"You stupid fuck!" Kyo cried as his body began to glow with flames of complete anger, but Kusanagi was doing the same thing as well.

"Just give up, you know that you cannot defeat me."

Amy: Oh, crap! Dusk has inhabited his soul! What do we do, guys?
Sonic, Sonia, Manic: Get him!
Emi: Um... let's not ask them about their little outburst.
Kyo: *leans back in his seat* Wasn't going to, anyway.

"That's what you think." the heir said as the two fighters concentrated their energy, then they released it, sending them to opposite sides of the warehouse, crashing into old, wooden crates before they painfully hit the floor. After the smoke cleared, the fighters stood... but after a while, one of them fainted... and the reaction was unexpected.

Manic: Who's getting the experience points? Let's find out!

"Master Kyo!" Shingo and Emi cried as they rushed to help their master.

Manic: Crappity crap, we gotta get Kyo to a Pokémon Center!
Amy: Yeah, considering that Kusanagi used Taunt and Swagger, I think it all fell apart from there for the guy.

Keiko stood by and drew her small sword as Kusanagi walked to her.

"So... did you expect the result of this fight?"

"Sadly, I did. But you will not expect this to happen to you!" she said as she performed repeated slashes that were quickly avoided, then she attempted to stab him as he pressed her to a wall.

Emi: I love how my sister didn't have faith in Master Kyo.
Keiko: He got trumped by Ash Crimson. Ash. Crimson!

"Oh, nice try, little girl... guess you won't need your little knife anymore..." the clone said as he knocked the small sword out of the younger heiress' hands, but she managed to hide a small smile.

"Then I guess that you won't need your life anymore..." she said as Benimaru successfully snuck behind him.

"What do you mean?"

Sonia: Um... what did you call Benimaru earlier? Do you remember? He obviously wasn't present to hear that, but I think he wants to talk to you about it, anyway...

"Oh, you'll see that when you get to Hell! Elec-trigger!" he cried as he contentrated his energy, and after that finished, he let the clone fall to the floor.

"Piece of cake." Benimaru said as Keiko got up. Then he walked to Kyo and picked him up.

Sonia: Karma's a bitch, isn't it?
Benimaru: Get the grave ready. I already have my shoes and top hat!
Amy: Wow, how light are you, Mr. Kusanagi? Mr. Nikaido doesn't seem to have a problem picking you up.
Sonic: Sounds more like a crappy remake of that scene from "The Bodyguard".

"Thank you, Nikaido-san." Emi whispered.

"No problem. Now, let's go home." he said as they left the warehouse...

But somebody was watching them...

And that somebody was waiting for another moment to strike...

Emi: I smell a sequel...
Keiko: With so many ellipses...
Kyo: Christ almighty...

'Just you wait... you will feel my wrath again...'

Amy: Lovely title drop that you have there.
Benimaru: Damn. There goes the tap dancing.
Manic: Sorry, dude. Maybe you'll actually steal the show in the sequel.
Benimaru: You know what? Maybe I will!
Sonia: *annoyed* Oh, way to go, Manic. He's going to brag all day now!

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