Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Special Episode 2: Brewdening Love (Part Two)

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4 – Savoir

Manic: It tastes savory, indeed.

A/N: SRSLY STOP FLAMMING! You heethans I mean seriously!

Cassy: Like, totally!

I onlt be rude to peepl who are being rude to me.

Miyu: Yes, despite the fact that your fic and your beliefs constitute being rude to us. That's really not a fair trade.
Sonia: It's not Christianity, either.

In da story the charcater is nomed Joan but MY NAM is Erin Locklea! SO STFU!

Sonic: *as the author* Therefore, I am Joan! STFU, heeeeeethans!

n i no Amee Lee was a Chrustian, thats why i lik her!

Kyo: If you do not expand your views, you will limit your awareness of the world.
Amy: When did you get so wise, Kyo?
Kyo: Since I ate a couple of fortune cookies.

DID I BAG HER NO! Bad sinnares seriously stop mk? BE NICE.

Jessie: You first.

So anyway this is my 4th chapter. I am getting more excited wen i write this.

Sonia: I'm not.

I hope you get excited two - and thnx to all the NICE CHRISTIN REEDERS FOR LOVE :3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Amy: But I don't know anybody named Christin Reeder!

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Miyu: Is our riffing greater than or equal to this fic? Let's find out!

Their was a sreech of tires and a clod of dust.

Sonic: Yeah, sorry about that dust clod there. I picked that one up when I was going through Europe.

I closet my eyes because I was to scared to mauve.

Jessie: Really? I can go chartreuse when I'm scared.

Everything went still and then i opened my eyes.

Kyo: *crosses his fingers, shuts his eyes* Please say that she died and went to Hell. Oh, please say that...

The bus had stopped only inches from my head!!!!

Kyo: Damn!

I blinkered and tryed to see why the bust had stopped.

Sonia: That's because sculptures of people's heads are mostly harmless at best.
Manic: Unless we're referring to the Kevin Bacon bust that was made of bacon.

There was a dint in the fount of it but I couldn’t see anyone. It was ass if som1 had come and STOPPED THE BUS TO SAVE MI!

Cassy: Who the hell would want to save you... I mean, that's great! Yeah!

I was still scared and shakey but i walked off the road and onto the sidewalk.

Jessie: Why the hell were you on the damn road to begin with?!
Amy: Hey, I thought we were in a parking lot!
Jessie: Logic's dead, sweetie. Move along.

Jenny was creaming at me but I couldn’t here her probably.

Miyu: Stalking and almost getting hit by a bus can make you deaf, I guess.

The bus driver looked shocked and he got out of the bus to apocalypse.

Manic: Yeah, he deserves to go to the fiery underground because you walked into the road and almost turned into a Sue pancake.

I nodded in a way to tell hymn I didn't blame hymn because i couldn’t talk yet.

Sonic: *stands up* But yet you're talking to us!
Kyo: Um, I really can't praise the Lord for that, man.
Sonic: *sits back down* Oh. Sorry about that.

Then I saw something move from behind the bus.

Cassy: A partially dead person who did get hit by the bus.
Sonia: Cassy...
Cassy: Oh, he'll be fine. I wrote that in fifteen seconds, dude.

I couldn’t see probably, but i think it was Edward - there wore amba eyes glisening in the doost!

Miyu: *snickers* Sorry, that line just riffed itself.

But he was gone befour I could get a good look. The bus driver whent away and so did Jenny and I went home.

Manic: And then the fic ended, right?
Everyone else: Pipe dream, Manic.

I ignores my dad when I got in because he would of had a hard day fire figgthn and who wants to be annoyed?

Jessie: You're annoying me. How's that?

Im good chrsitian.

All: Lies!

That night I was laying in bed, I couldn’t fell aslep because of what had happened with the Bus.

Miyu: Don't worry dear. There will always be new buses. It just went away for repairs, that's all.
Kyo: Now please go the fuck to sleep.

I watched the dark shadoes on the celing and thought about what Jesus would do if he was in my position.

Amy: He'd make shadow puppets.

You know, if he had ever rly loved and the bible didn't no.

Sonia: No, I don't know.

I couldn’t think of anything so I guessed Jesus had never loved in THAT wai b4 so he wouldn’t now.

Cassy: He's seen us act like idiots, so maybe He'd know. Maybe.

I felt the bed sink beside me and I rolled over to see amb eyes watching me.

Manic: Damn, do those eyes weigh 120 pounds or something?

Edward was sitting there watching me!!1 He smiled but i was to supplies to say anything.

Sonic: Well, that's because she was... hammered!
Manic: *plays a rimshot*
Sonia: *gets up* Okay, that does it...
Sonic: Hey, wait! You'll wrinkle the outfit, sis!
*Sonia picks Sonic up and throws him out of the room. After a few seconds, he gets up and returns to his seat, clearly unharmed.*
Sonic: Y'know, you could've just booed me off Apollo Theater style.

He moved closer to me opaque window and put a cold arm around my shoulders. I shivered but it felt good.

Cassy: And guess where the cold arms and hands will go next.
Miyu: Cassidy...

“whgat are you doing here?” I asked him confused and he giggled.

Kyo: He... giggled? You sure this is Edward?

“Too see you, obliviously.”

Sonia: *as Edward* May I mention that I'm also supposed to be oblivious to this Sue-like brainwashing?

I was so happy that he had come to see me.

All: We weren't.

I knew he would like me. And i was right.

Amy: Do you know what else he'd enjoy? He'd enjoy sucking your blood, you "Christian" Bella Clone.

We had a little talk about nothin in purticular, but it was becuming lear he wanted to b with me. I wanted to coddle him but then he got up quickly and ran away, like he culdn't be with me realy.

Jessie: Which means that he never liked you. Why the hell can't you accept that?

I was confound because i dint know why he left.

Sonic: Because he had to rob a blood bank. You see, animals are getting pretty scarce on the Pacific side of the country...

But I was happy that he comed and saw me anyway so feel aspell and dremt about Edward. :3

Cassy: Well, I dreamt that there was a flesh eating virus on the left side of my face last night.
Amy, Miyu: *shudders*
Kyo: That's a weird dream, Two-Face.

The next day at school everone was talking about me and the bus because It should have hit me.

Sonia: Too bad that didn't happen. Maybe I should give it another push...

I said that God saved me because of my believe in him and in a wai he did.

Manic: God doesn't believe in ass pulls, missy.
Miyu: Actually... are you familiar with the term "deus ex machina"? It's a Latin term derived from the Greek term "God from the machine".
Manic: Oh. Well, I was wrong. Looks like God really does believe in ass pulls.

Edward is an angel.

All: *scoffs* Yeah, right!

I dint tell any1 that i fought it was Edwood though incase they laught at me.

Amy: Oh, don't worry. I'm already laughing at your poorly contrived piece of fiction.

“I think it was Edward that saved me.” I told Jenny because I new he wouldn’t laugh.
“Oh my god gurl, how?” She asked all excited.

Cassy: Is Jenny a guy or a gal? This writing's driving me nuts!

“I think he jumped in front of it and stopped it.” I told her because I was excited. “And then he came to my house last night.”

Miyu: Nope, nope... that was only the tooth fairy. Novocain can do that to you.

Jenny was excited to because Edward had come to my house. We started talking about him and who hot he was when a vocal said from behind us.

Jessie: We've just went through the closest things to correctly spelled sentences. We might as well enjoy them.

“What are you talking about?”

Sonia: *as Erin/Joan* How hot you are, despite the fact that you're physically cold.

I turned around and Edward was standing there looking like an angel from heathen.

Manic: Well, he is a heathen, more or less. So...

Jenny looked at him too with her mouth open because she fought he was hot to but she said I could have him because she wanted Jasper.

Sonic: Damn! I wanted them to duke it out on "Springer"!

“Um, nothing.” I said all embarrassed and with a red faeces

Amy: I never knew that feces could be red.
Miyu: Then somebody needs to take a trip to the hospital... quickly.

The Edwards family came in, so he left.

Kyo: Hang on, Eddie! You and your four relatives will have to battle the Edwards family on... the Family Feud!
Everyone else: *hums the "Family Feud" theme song*

b4 he did though he patted me on the soldier and winked, asking me to follow hiM! So he had to go. I got up and fallowed him.

Cassy: To the Almighty pits of Hell!
Jessie: That... heeeeethan!

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Manic: Well, sticks and more sticks can certainly break my bones.

:3 that was fun to write and I hope to reed.

Amy: Wait, are you saying that you can't read?
Sonia: Well, that explains everything.

Srlsy thnx to everyone for evrything EXCEPT YOU WHO NO WHO U R.

Jessie: But we don't know... who we is!

Plz leave nice reveiws and stup critisizing me mk?

Kyo: You posted it on the Internet, lady. Did you seriously think that you were going to get away with this stuff?

I don attack ur storeies now do I?

Sonic: Tch, wait until she reads "Defying Destiny".

LOVE FOR ALL! xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Manic: This is worse than Kyo and Cassy's friendship. They just hate each other, love each other, and hate each other all over again.
Kyo, Cassy: What'd you say?
Manic: Nothing.

Chapter 5 - Confesson

Miyu: So... was this chapter written in a confessional booth?
Sonic: *stands up* Yes, my sister! Would you like to get up and confess with me?
Miyu: *laughs nervously* Um... no... that's okay, Sonic.
Sonic: *sits back down* Oh. Okay, then.

Hello everyone! Thanks for reeding this far in1 but I want to take a moement to address the flammas.

Jessie: Okay, moment's up! Let's ignore your whining and continue the fic!

OK IM GOING TO IGNOR YOUR NONESENSE FROM NOW ON SO SHUSH MMMK? So be nice, which is better.

All: You first.

think of the site as a neighborhood - be nice to da neighbars, ya?

Kyo: My neighbors never shouted at me in an ALL CAPS RAGE, though.

cool and thanks to all the GOOD REEDERS OUT THERE

Sonia: There are none. There are only good riffers.

ooo "It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks." - Bible, Acts IX. 5 ooo (Seeing the site dosn't lik my diverders, the first devider will be a Bible quote from now on that is relovant to the chappy! or this case the autha not :3)

Amy: And Mrs. Meyer did the same thing in the beginning of her "books". And look where that got her.

Edwerd walked on and on and we cmae into the woulds.

Sonic: The wounds? Why do you need to walk into bloody things?

It had been a long walk but I was tired and wanted to know why we didn't drive.

Manic: Because a bus was destroyed, remember?

He said he didn't own a care,

Kyo: And neither did I.

which is pretty wierd but then agin out here who knows how people live.

Cassy: *sarcastically* Yeah, poor people suck!

We walked on and on and then we stoped. We were in the woords deep now and at the base of....................................a small motanny hill!

Sonic: You wasted a bunch of cheese ball ellipses just to misspell "mountainy"? Really?

"Hey Edwad wtf are we out here?" I asked in a sexahly, because maybe he'd taken me out here for some fun or somthing.

Jessie: Yep, nothing beats doing it in the woods in Forks... where something may or may not eat you alive.

"Joan I have somethong to tell you." he said and looked sad all of a sudan.

Miyu: Maybe he's sad because the country decided to split into northern and southern factions.

I wanted to hug hymn better.

Sonic: *stands up* And so a better hug was planned!
Kyo: *also stands up* And He said that it was good!
Sonic, Kyo: Hallelujah!

"What do you have to tell me?" I asked, but not sexah this tim.

Cassy: Dude, you never spoke "sexily".
Jessie: *unzips her jacket a little* I can do a lot better.
Cassy: *zips Jessie's jacket back up* Yeah, I know that you can, Jessie.

"Joan, I lik you a lot but I have a horrible secret." He sed brewdingly. A small teir flopped down his cheek, and I felt even sadder and kind of bad at the same time.

Kyo: He's gay... not that there's anything wrong with that.
Miyu: Kyo, he's not gay... although that could be possible in this fic.
Kyo: That'll be just an excuse for the Sue to smite him.

"Joan, i'm not like otther guys."

"I KNOW that silly," I laughed happily

Amy: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, no kidding. He can be abusive, and women will still find him hot.

"No, you don't get wut I meen." he turned and shivverd and looked sad even more. I frowned. Why was he sad? :'(

Miyu: *adjusts glasses* Because he was in this story?

He looked back and spoke more. "Joan I'm actually an vampire."

All: *gasps* The horror!

I gasped! OH SHIT, A VAMPTRE?! That's like really unholly and not good at all, i thought.

Manic: And yet you like him. Oh, the hipocrisy.

I felt sad and scared but I sort of liked hymn still, he'd been alone with me a few times I thot so maybe i could hear hymn out because I don't think he was going to ate me.

Kyo: Oh, Lord... please let him eat her.
Sonic: *shouting* And so it was done!
Amy, Kyo: *covering their ears* Jeez, Sonic!

I was still scared though and wish I had of worn my hawt leather uggs instead of the heals 2day incase I had to ron.

Sonia: She's so scared, she cares about what's on her feet. Yes, that's incredibly logical.
Cassy: Hey, now she can break an ankle and nobody will care!

"A vampire? But I can't be with you if your a vampire because I'm a Chrisnt!" I told hymn, tears falling from my eyes like a tap.

Manic: *in a church choir uniform* Will someone please turn off the waterworks?
Sonia: *rubs her head* Oh, Manic... not you, too.

"He looked mortified and his face was a scrowly durpreshun.

Miyu: Is this some kind of medicine? What is this?

he continued and edged closure towards me. "Joan it's ok. I'm not like other vampirs, my clan is different. We embarase the Lord and His weighs. I am a christina vampite!"

Everyone except Kyo: What the hell?! Oops. Sorry, God!
Kyo: "Christina vampite"? You serious here?
Miyu: Wait, the cross is supposed to be one of the weaknesses of a vampire. This doesn't make any... never mind.
Manic: Ass pull. Sorry, it's a "deus ex machina".
Miyu: Well, both terms are correct.

I stopped being sad and smiled at hymn. "Why is it bad then?"

Cassy: Uh... uh... because?

"Because" He said brewlingly, "I think you smell nice and I'm afried I'll eat you still. I can't b wif you."

Sonia: Don't worry about it. Get closer, eat her, and we won't have to worry about snarking on the other thirty or so chapters.

I gsped. He wanted to eat me, which wasn't good,

Jessie: It was to us.

but there was something abot hymnb that I couldn't resist. He was uba hawt and now a nice guy 2. I new he was the only won for me.

Amy: Unless you counted that canon love interest named Bella Swan...

I walked up to him and took hymn by the hand and leened into his sexah mussular chest.

Miyu: His muscles are made of seafood? I'm not catching on to this.

"We will work thru it. I love you."

Sonic: And that stock cheese quote'll be $15.49. Drive through to the next window, please.

He said nothing and we stood there for a bit, and then we went back to town.

Cassy: Probably via hitchhiking.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

All: *making ghostly noises*

Yeah not much of a finelly but next chapter I'll moke up for it, so yeah.

All: No, you won't.

SO YES, THAT IS HOW HE'S A VAMPIR AND I CAN LOVE HIM OK?1?!

Manic: "Vampir"? Is that a Cardian?

Anyway please leeve some nice revies and yeah. SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!!! xoxoxoxoxooxoxx :3

Miyu: See you next game, guys!

6 – SunShine!

Amy: Why the heck is the title named "Sunshine" when we're in the freaking "Twilight" fandom?!

Heyo to every1! so nice to see you all again! :3:3:3

Sonia: Not another mood swing...

I had a wondeaful day today, because 2day I spend da day with Jenny! ^_^ We went shopping witch we had not done for a LONG while, and I bought a cute as T with bunnehs on the sleeves, so I'm in a grate mode!

Cassy: Bible thumping rant in three... two... one...

I'm complatly ignoring haters, because in the end sinnars want to be hatful you just have to ignore them. So heres to da storie!!!11 XD

oooooo"We love Him because He first loved us." John 1 4:9-10 (Naww)oooooo

Cassy: Bingo... almost.

I dremt about Edward that night.

Jessie: And the night after that, and the night after that. What's next, huh?

He was standing in a medhow and the wind was blowing softy. He was standing there ONLY in black pants and he was reely riped and sex-ah.

Kyo: Oh, that's not original! You're only ripping off SMeyer's tacky dream here!

His wind was blowing through his orburn hare, and his

Sonic: ...rabbit took a crap on his head.
Cassy: Wow. It looks like Donald Trump's toupee really hates him today.
Sonic: *snickers*

brewding amba eyes looked at me so devinely.

Manic: Huh? Can eyeballs do things like that?
Miyu: I... don't think so, Manic.

I wanted to walk up to hymn and hug hymn, but then I woahk up.

Kyo: Thank goodness, the unoriginal dream has ended!
Sonic, Manic: Hallelujah!

I lied there and thought how sexy he had looked in the meadow, I really likd him alot.

Amy: I'm pretty sure we got that during the last five chapters, ma'am.
Jessie: Holy crap, she spelled "him" correctly! This calls for a celebration!
Sonia: Don't jump for joy too soon, Jessie.

I didn't kno if we were togather thow, so I decided to fined hymn and ask tomorrow at school.

Jessie: ...
Sonia: See?
Jessie: Well, it was fun for a little while, I guess.

The next day at school i found hymn asked hymn.

Sonic, Manic, Kyo: Praised Him, baby!

“are we going out?” I asked uncertainly, twizzling my adorbale red hare (I had died it a little while ago for a new look)

Amy: Who cares?
Miyu: But the rabbit looks cute.
Cassy: Maybe it's strawberry flavored.
Sonia: Does that explain the blood? She "died" it, after all.
Miyu, Cassy: Uh!
Cassy: Agh, I can't believe that we missed that typo.

Edwerd locked at me because he was studying for that Biologee clas (eRin - SEE, CONTINUNITY!).

Jessie: Yeah, whatever. Shut up.

“Yes, but I can neva be truly with you due to the hungar for your bloood.” Said Edward, sadily. I froned.

Manic: Yeah, and you also left out a few more "o"s there. You need to drone it out, man.

” And there is something I want to show you after school.”He spoke.

Sonia: *as Edward* It will be your own pulsating heart.

I was excited because Edwards wanted to see me after school and i wondered what it was he wanted to show me.

Sonia: *as Edward* Once again... it will be your own pulsating heart.

All day at school i thought about what it mighr be, and hoped it wasn't anything evel or that (He was still a vampire you no, im just givving a 2nd chance).

Kyo: I already gave you a second chance! And a third! And a fourth! And you still won't press that damn spellcheck button!

After school we met in the carpark and he led me to his car.

Miyu: And then a random train arrived. All aboard!

It was a dark blue with silver rimming that looked reely nice.

Manic: Yeah, to you.

I got more excited as he opened the door for me and then got in the other side. He then sped out of the carpark and took me to da forrest to..............his house!!1 :O

Amy: Hey, wait a second! It said that Edward didn't have a car, but then--
Manic: Let it go, Amy.

His house was big and not 'modurn' in style ast all - it looked like a big Gotic/Romantic stile church but smaler and with more rock on the outside in that nice style peeple use to coat thier homes in rock.

Cassy: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Who cares?

He took me inside and introduced me to his mother - MC

Miyu: ...Escher.

and his father Carlise. They were nice though kinda boring

Sonic: Hey, just like you! Now we're even!

and we talked for a while but then then took me up to his room where he had lots of Relient K CDS and a big bed.

Jessie: Relient K? What's that?
Miyu: It's a Christian rock band.
Jessie: I should've known. Just for that, I think my part of the smorgasbord should involve lots of garlic.

“I am going to show you what happens when i go in the sun.” He told me and loked ice sex-ahly. ;3

Manic: Yeah, yeah, we already know what happens!

He then took off his shirt and stepped in front of a window. The sun shone on him and then he started to sporrkle like a diamond!!1 He looked so hot n obviously werked out. He looked exactly like in my dream because he was wearing black pants and had taken off a slimfit black tee from Abercrombu and Fitch. He smiled at me and then stepped away from the window and sat on his bed, i sat down next to him then I asked.

Sonic: *snores*
Amy: *nudges Sonic* Hey!
Sonic: *wakes up* Oh! And praise Him -- I mean, what'd I miss?
Kyo: Nothing. It was the same sparkling crap that's been overused since day one.

“I thought vampires didn’t sleep?”

Cassy: How the hell would you know that, dude?

“They don’t but it looks nice.” He told me and then he laid down and I laid next to him. He was all sexah lieing their, and I snuggled hymn.

Manic: And the double standards began, and He said that it wasn't good at all!
Sonic, Kyo: Hallelu -- wait a second...

He rolled over and coddled me and i coddled him back and we started to kiss. I had don it before but my tongue had nevar felt fangs when doing it b4! I took off his shirt

Miyu: Did he get his second shirt from the Instant Shirt Growing Company?
Amy: Edward Cullen: Onion.

and then he took off my pink top (BUT I STILL HAD TH BRA ON SO SHUSH).

Jessie: I'm now going to steal your words. You're acting like a whore, you hypocrite. So you shush.

Then Edward was on top of me and we caresed.

Miyu: *adjusts glasses, reads* And then he put his boy's thingy in mine, and...
Amy: What are you reading, Miyu?
Miyu: Um, it's "My Immortal", Amy. You shouldn't try it anytime.

Then I felt something as he leened down again!

Cassy: Sue, meet boner.
Kyo: Kyo, meet bucket.

“No STEP IT! NO1” I yelled and Edward rolled off me looking confused and sad agin.

Manic: But wouldn't it hurt if it was stepped on?
Sonic: Maybe it's made of diamond, too.
Sonia: Whoa! Too much information, brothers!

“I can’t do this yet," I look at hymn and frown because I'm sad for bof of us. "I am a Christen and we can’t have sex until we marri.”

All: *smacking their heads*
Cassy: So... you can have all of those "impure" thoughts and wet dreams, but you can't act on them?
Miyu: Well, it is one thing to wait until your wedding night, and another because of your religion... but I don't think that hipocrisy is a religion.

Edward looked sad at me and said, “it’s ok, i wont hurt you” and then he hugged me again, but got whoreny and tried again but this time i pushed him off and put all my clothes on. “You have to marri me first! I want it 2 but WE CANNOT!!”

Sonic: *as Edward* Yeah, we can. I'll just need to borrow a neuralizer first.
Manic: *as Erin/Joan* And how are you going to use it on God?
Sonic: *as Edward* Oh. Oh, yeah...

Edward put his clothes back on to and looked sad. I felt sad too because he looked sad (and had his shirt back on he he ;p).

Cassy: That's okay, you can just peel the onion, and--
Kyo: Giant fetish retardant, Kitty.

“It’s ok, we can try again later but if we do it now god will be mad.

Jessie: God's already mad. The stupid are thriving, and this bullshit is on the Internet.

Remember what it says in the bible - DO NOT WAIST YOUR SEED.”

Kyo: And what the hell page is that written in, sister?
Sonia: It's in the Book of Genesis, Chapter 38. And true to form, she used it out of context.
Kyo: Ha!

Edward said he understood and then we just coddled instead even though deep down I really wanted to do it with him because he was big and sexy, but i loved god too much and I didn’t want to go against my religion.You shuould always stick to whta you belive.

Sonic: I believe that I want to hit you with a metal bat, but that ain't happening.

Edward took me home that night and I walked in to see my father sitting at the table eating. He had had a hard day at work as the Mayor but he had cooked me diner so I sat down with him and we started to talk.

Amy: First he's a firefighter, and now he's the mayor? Are there clones of him or something?

‘where ytou been Joan?” He asked
“At my boyfriends” I said and dad looked shocked

Jessie: You have more than one boyfriend? You heathen.
Miyu: Hipocrisy really is her religion.

“You have a girlboyfriend?” He asked

Cassy: Yep. We're going to Hell.

“Yes his name is Edwed Cillen.”

Cassy: And she almost admits it.

Dad didn’t look happy so i left coz he's an asshole sometimes but I luv him and went to my bed and went to sleep so I could dremt about Edwars and what we wod do tomorow.

Manic: Like actually doing the dirty deed.
Miyu: I find it rather hypocritical that the father's an "asshole", yet she was the one who nearly slept with a person that she only knew for two minutes.

Menwhile, little did I know it there was another Vampire who thought I smilled yummy - AND HE WAS CUMMING TO GRT ME!!!!!!!111111111 :o

Sonia: *rolls her eyes* Oh, there goes the cliffhanger!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sonic: *as Homer Simpson* Mmm... donuts...

DUN DUN DUN! Those wh ohave red the book will know thier is James.

All: Great spoiler, lady!

But still, I promise to make him different so it's new, OK?

All: Lies!

Thanls for reeding everyone, I reely appreshit it!1 :3

Kyo: And I'm going apeshit, too!
Miyu: Kyo!

Love From The Lord Upon Ye All! xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxox

Jessie: Oh, He won't love this. He won't love this one bit.

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