Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Riffer Recruits, Episode 3: Wish Upon a Starr (Part Seven)

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Wish Upon a Starr- Part eight

Chapter Eight- The start of something new

(Hee hee, That's a song in High School Musical…)

Tails: Stop.

Author's Note: Remember, I'm starting a hundred sequels

Tails: I said stop!
Miyuki: At least we don't have a hundred sequels.

so cool your jets (ha ha, I said 'Jet')

Tomoko: Could've sworn that Prower told you to stop.

and read this final chapter.

Akiko: I don't wanna.
Miyuki: At least it's not that long.
Akiko: Well, that's good. I think.

"We're going to the beach! We're going to the beach!" Starr sang skipping along the sidewalk.

Akiko: Will they find Sabrina there?

"Starr, quit singing, you're annoying the joy out of me," Chris complained.

Tomoko: Kid, she sucked all the joy out of us a long time ago.

"Well, I'm just happy we're getting out of the house," she snorted.

Akiko: Weren't you out of the house... in the last chapter?
Tails: Amnesia.
Akiko: Will she remember that she had amnesia?

Sonic nodded.

"This world is going to be a lot better now that the authorities aren't going to be bugging us every ten seconds!" he agreed. (With that paparazzi came out of the bushes and clicked cameras.

Miyuki: Why... never mind, just end this crap.

"AUGH! NOT THAT SIDE! I HAVE A ZIT ON THAT SIDE!" Chris shrieked.

"CURSE YOU PAPARAZZI!" Amy wailed. The paparazzi gave a weak giggle and sped off… okay just ignore the whole paparazzi thing, I felt like it… (Copyright))

Tails: Waste. Of. Text.

"Will you help the Chao and I build a sand castle, Amy?" Cream asked.

"Sure! I'd be pretty bored otherwise," Amy said.

Tails just walked behind the rest quietly.

"Hey, what's up, Tails?" Sonic asked. Tails didn't answer right away.

"Did you bring your board?" Sonic asked. Tails nodded and showed him the board. "So what's wrong?"

Tails: *as himself* I would like to know who ruined it. And that person will have to give me mint candy for the next five years.

Tails finally sighed, "Back at the World Grand Prix, when Wave told me that one thing about my board…"

"Oh, Wave's just like that," Starr interrupted,

Tomoko: How come you never shut the hell up?
Akiko: And why do you always have to butt into other people's conversations?
Miyuki: She needs the spotlight.
Akiko: She might catch on fire if the lights are too hot. Just saying.

"She's just too cool for her pants… or shirt rather if you catch my drift?"

Miyuki: I don't. Go 'way.

"She doesn't wear a shirt? Oh… this is awkward…" Jet mumbled. Starr shook her head.

"No, she does, just a very flashy one," she explained. Jet got an evil sort of grin and Starr slapped him.

"Well, last time I tried this board out it-," Tails started again.

"TOOK OFF LIKE A ROCKET AND MADE YOU CRASH INTO THE WATER! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!" Knuckles laughed.

Tomoko: How come these people never shut the hell up?
Miyuki: He's never gonna finish that explanation on his board, is he?
Tomoko: I'd rather listen to that instead of the "Screechy Chucklehead Hour".

"Yeah, what was funny was the fact that you got hit in the head with a conch," Shadow grinned.

"Aw, forget you!" Knuckles snarled.

"Can I please finish?" Tails asked getting impatient.

"Um… …did you want to?" Charmy asked.

Miyuki: Yes, now shut up.

"ANYWAY! It didn't work out as well as I needed it to," Tails finished.

"I know," Knuckles grinned. Tails just gave him a dirty look and spat a raspberry spraying Knuckles with spit. "EW!" Knuckles groaned wiping his face off.

Tails: Didn't know that I had saliva levels that could fill a lake.

"And I thought it might be embarrassing if people saw me do that again," Tails continued.

"No, it would win you $100,000 on 'Japan's Funniest Home Videos,'" Knuckles interrupted again.

Miyuki: Dollars? In Japan? Did I just go back to Japanmerica here?

"Yeah, because your face would be showing!" Shadow shot back at Knuckles.

"All right, THAT'S IT!" Knuckles thundered throwing his fists at Shadow.

Akiko: ...I don't think we're ever getting to that explanation.
Tails: *sighs*

"Okay… well, when you guys are done 'Cat-fighting'" (No offence, Blaze) "you can come down to the beach with us," Sonic said.

"Wait, did he just say 'Cat-fighting?'" Knuckles asked.

Akiko: Ask Cassy about cat fighting. She knows.

"Can somebody help me with the Cooler? PLEASE?" Jet begged.

"Um, why?" Starr asked.

"Because it's heavy!"

"We have heavy loads too!"

"Starr, you have a load of one Extreme Gear that just so happens to weigh 1.4 pounds."

"That's still heavy!" Starr insisted.

Tomoko: It'll only be heavy when I'm beating you in the head with it, you lazy ass.

"Please?" Jet asked impatiently.

"Oh, fine," Starr mumbled, "We're already there anyway!"

"Hey…" Tails said, "What's that?" he pointed to a motionless figure that was lying in the tide. As they got closer, it turned out to be one of their own kinds. She was a red-violet Falcon with her feathers pulled up into a pony-tail and red flames on her arms.

Akiko: *confused* Did the fic just start over?
Miyuki: Yeah. And I think it glitched.

She had a short light blue tank-top on that had an orange lightning bolt across the front, bellbottom pants also light blue with orange waves (hee hee I said "Wave"),

Tails: Stop it!

and light blue and orange striped sneakers. She also wore a necklace that had jades on it, two depicting birds, and a matching bracelet. However they wouldn't notice the jewelry (except maybe Jet and Starr the Babylon Rogues) considering they're twelve feet away. Oh, and did I mention that there were also pancakes and pickles playing beachball and-

Tails: Why won't you stop?!
Miyuki: The description was fine. Wish it wasn't wrecked by that "hee-hee pancakes and pickles" crap.

Sonic-Boom: bloomacncheez, do we need to get the happy jacket again?

bloomacncheez: (gasp)YES!

Tomoko: Lady, that's not an accomplishment.

Anyway...

"Oh no! We have to help her!" Amy cried. They ran to the falcon and sat her up.

"Hey, are you okay?" Sonic asked. The falcon stirred and grunted a little. Then she opened her eyes and looked around.

"W-Where am I?" she asked.

"Windy?" Starr asked her. The falcon looked up at Starr and smiled.

"Starr! There you are! I've been looking all over for you!" she grinned.

"Can somebody kindly explain WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?" Vector screamed.

Akiko: Yeah, the fic broke and it's repeating!

"This is my traveling buddy, Windy, I met her shortly before I met up with you guys," Starr explained, "We have lots in common! We're both Babylonian, we both left home, and we have the same hobbies."

Akiko: Like washing up on beaches?
Miyuki: Oh, geez, they're both screechy birds?
Tomoko: Looks like Thanksgiving's comin' early!

Jet had spent the last few minutes just staring at Windy wide-eyed. Windy looked over at him and smiled.

"Hi, what's your name?" she asked.

"J-J- Germ, I mean, J-Jar, no, J-J- Peanut Butter Jelly time…" he stuttered.

Tails: J-J-J-Just go away...

"This is my brother, Jet," Starr said for him.

"Oh, so YOU'RE Jet? Starr told me a lot about you," Windy smiled. Jet ducked his head a little shyly.

"She never mentioned you," Espio said. Starr's face turned red with embarrassment.

"That's okay, I didn't expect her to or anything," Windy said. Starr sighed.

Akiko: Well, to be fair... she did travel a lot, so it's not really a negative thing.

"If you want to, you can stay with us," Chris offered. Windy nodded.

"Okay, just as long as it's okay with you," she said.

Later that night…

Jet came into the living room after Windy had gone to bed.

"You're a lovesick jerk, you're a lovesick jerk…" Tails singsonged.

Miyuki: Wait, why is Tails acting like that?
Tails: *shrugs*

"Shut up," Jet hissed. Starr grinned and started poking him.

"Aw, is my big brother in helpless love?" she said drawing out the "O" in "love."

"Quit it!" Jet snapped, "This is a serious matter!"

"AW!" the girls squealed.

"OH SHUT UP!" Jet roared, "You don't understand! She's…" and then he mumbled something under his breath.

"What?" Starr asked anxiously, "Pretty? Smart? Nice? Evil? Involved with another guy? WHAT?"

"I SAID SHE'S THE PRINCESS OF BABYLON GARDEN!" Jet finally spat.

All: What?

"WHAT?" everyone screamed.

All: ...what?

(Dun dun DUN!)

END… for now, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Akiko: Really? We're gonna end on a cliffhanger? Lame! *boos*
Miyuki: *laughs*

(Glad I got so many reviews! I've never had so many on a fanfic before! To my fans, this is the sequel…)

Roguishly Possessed- Something has gone horribly wrong. Two friends are back at their purpose in life, and Tails knows one thing-it isn't really them.

Preview:

"I can't believe Starr and Jet would do that!" Amy screeched.

Knuckles shook his head, "I could see Jet doing that but never Starr."

"Guys," Tails piped up, "That's not Starr... or Jet..."

Tomoko: It was a bomb, it exploded, everyone got nuked.
Tails: I don't think that's going to happen.
Miyuki: Sorry, Tails. She's making it happen.
Akiko: Yep. That's how she is.
Tails: *facepalms, groans* Makes me wish that this fic didn't have a sequel now.

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