Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Neo Esaka, Episode 4: KOF-XXX (Part One)

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Warning: This fic contains the following:

-Minor/underage sex (the Gary Stu in the scenes is 14)
-Bad sex scenes that make no sense
--With rape undertones
--Blood in said sex scenes (Parts One and Two only)
--Massive failures in biology in general
-Misogyny (ranging from unintentional to outright blatant)

No, seriously. This should not be read by you, me, or any living organism ever. If you didn't press the back button or run screaming for the hills yet, well... just proceed with caution.

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-------------King of Fighters Hentai Quest-------------

-----------Disclaimer---------

This is a made-up Hentai story with a made-up character from the writter. This has nothing to do with KOF, or anything related to the game or any other SNK tittles.

Kyo: Thank god for that.

-----------Prolouge---------

Sonia: *gets out her red pen*
Keiko: Yeah, good luck with that, Hedgehog. There's a lot of errors in it.
Sonia: And how do you know?
Keiko: I don't. It's just an intuition.

My name is Akira Valkyrie. I'm only 14 years old.

Emi: And you're in a perverted fic? Um... are we getting arrested for this?

I have a VERY rare condition
that every time I get aroused, my cock grows 10 inches long, and 4 inches thick.

Benimaru: Okay, no!
Kyo: *chuckles* But hey! It's okay, kid. We all had stupid dreams, too.
Sonia: Yeah... *gets out a measuring tape* Ten inches... four inches in diameter... yeah, that's not right.
Keiko: That's going to look bad for him when he gets aroused in public. He can't keep that in those pants.
Emi: Then again, bigger is not always better. This is a perfect example.

My
adventures that happened recentily made better use of my condition.

Kyo: "Better use", my ass! Get to a damn doctor!

One evening, I was playing The King of Fighters 2000 on my Playstation 2. But
then, my screen started to glow a bright white light. It felt as if I'm sucked into a portal.
It was a portal.

Emi: *removes her dunce cap* No, really?
Sonia: Oh, wonderful. We now have another "sucked into the universe that I'm going to ruin" fic.

My Bedroom was transported into a dormatory in Southtown.
I knew because I looked out my window, and there was a view of a large city instead of a couple of houses.

Keiko: It could've been any city!
Kyo: I hope he remembered that Southtown blew up at the end of that tournament. If not, then... oh, well.

Just as I was about to step out and look around, someo-
ne was comming up to my door. It was Chizuru Kagura. She explains to me that the
PS2 that I have was no ordinary game console. It was a secret project from Rugal that
he has given up on since he had the Orochi power.

Benimaru: *facepalms* That doesn't make any sense.
Emi: When did Rugal die, anyway?
Kyo: At the end of the '95 tournament.
Emi: And the Playstation 2 didn't debut until 2000.
Kyo: Uh-huh. So unless Rugal was making that in the sunken Black Noah and magically sent that crap to land and through another dimension, then... no.

There's no harm done.

Sonia: But there will be harm done to my sanity.

And there is a way back to my reallity.

Keiko: You're not living in reality if you have a ten inch penis and you didn't get that checked out.

I must "break" 6 female characters from the KOF series.

Kyo, Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: *looks at Sonia*
Sonia: *looks back* This is why you four brought me here, isn't it?
Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: *nods*
Kyo: Had no choice. Your brothers called you "The Annihilator" for a reason.
Sonia: I'm going to hate you all for about a week now.

After that, I noticed my Playstation 2's color
is now white instead of black. Chizuru explains to me that the color is white because I
haven't "broken" anybody yet.

Benimaru: I wish it'd stay that way.
Keiko: But then there'd be no fic.
Kyo: You're saying that like it's a bad thing, Tsukino.

White = Nobody is "broken" - Pink = Athena
Red = Mai - Green = Leona - Blue = Mary
Purple = Yuri - Brown = Kasumi

Emi: Wait... Miss Heidern? Why would she willingly want to sleep with someone like this Stu?
Sonia: She doesn't. Just chalk it up to her being brainwashed by the Stu's magical peen and move on.
Kyo: Wait, "peen"? Sounds like you have a bit of Broccoli's speech patterns in you, Keyboard.

When all 6 girls are broken, the PS2 goes back to black, and I can go back to my
world. I even have the option of taking 1 of the 6 home with me.

Benimaru: Okay, stop! No! He's making it sound like they're pets or something! That's just sick!
Sonia: *twitches* This will not end well.

But it can only be 1. And
there's even a time limit to this thing.

Kyo: Two minutes. Oops, they're up. Have fun being nuked by the Zero Cannon.

All 6 must be broken before the 2000 tournament
which is 2 weeks from now. Otherwise, the girls won't have there strenth for the
tournament, and I'll be stuck here for eternity.

Sonia, Benimaru, Keiko: *confused* Huh?
Emi: *gets out the Bleeprin bottle*
Kyo: *snatches it away*
Emi: But Master Kyo, I need my Bleeprin!
Kyo: No, you don't. At least not yet.

If this was the case, then I'd be glad as hell to stay put cause I'll have all the sex I
want.

All: *glares at the screen*
Kyo: That's it. I'm taking the Bleeprin. Screw this.
Keiko: *snatches the bottle away*
Kyo: You give that back, Tsukino!
Keiko: Why should I? I have a katana.
Kyo: You think a little katana's going to stop me? Give me that damn bottle!
Sonia: *takes the bottle from Keiko, sits on it*
Kyo, Keiko: What the--
Sonia: Not. Another. Word.

But then, I'll be homesick. And everyone knows what happened to southtown after
the 2000 tournament.

Kyo: Damn. He remembered.
Benimaru: Wait, he said that he'd be happy to sleep with all of these women, then he wants to talk about being homesick? Can't make up his mind, can he?

So I figured I'd go on with this. I was about to grab my condoms but
Chizuru said that it's not nessesary.

Emi: *plants her face on the table* Why?

----------------- Stage 1: The ninja gets it! -----------------

Name of girl: Mai Shiranui
Age: 30

Sonia: Uh... if she's 30, then she's not a "girl". She's a damn grown woman.
Emi: Not to mention that she was pretty much aged up for this. She's actually 21.

Mesurments: Bust-"gulp!" Waist- 54cm Hips-90cm
Favorite kind of sex: Boob-play, Anal Sex

Emi: Okay, how would he know what kind of sex they'd like... if they even liked sex to begin with?
Kyo: Because those are the fetishes that the Stuthor likes.

I thought I'd grab some food before I search for the 6 girls. On my way to town, I noticed
Mai Shiranui sitting on the park bench. She looks totally upset, she was about to break into
tears. I figured I'd see what's up.

Kyo: *bluntly* The sky.

Akira: Hey Mai. How's things?
Mai: Andy said he'd spend some quality time with me right after the '99 tournament. But
he left town to train some more ever since then. He does this all the time! I really can't
understand this!!

Keiko: And then there was the part where you were on the Fatal Fury team, and you, Bogard, and Higashi thought that the other Bogard died. And you spent time trying to comfort your crush in his grief. Now... why would you be mad at this?
Benimaru: Because she needs sex.

I figured this would happen. For those reading this, Andy was never a ladies man. All he
ever does is severe training. He rarely goes out with anybody. Let alone Mai.

Sonia: Talk to us. Don't talk down to us. Stop holding our hands.

Immedietly, She
finds out that I'm new in town.

Mai: I see your new in town.

Emi: This is so repetitive...

Your not here to fight in the tournament. That's obvious...
wait! Are you here for the "special quest?!" Cause if you are, can I go first? Please!

Kyo: Wait, I'm stunned. How the hell did she know about that?!

I'm shocked to find out that she knows about my purpose for being here.

Kyo: Damn it.
Sonia: You really have an odd track record for knowing the next line of a fic, you know...

I don't blame her
for wanting to go first. Especially after all the bull-shit that Andy pulled on her.

Keiko: *rolls her eyes* Of course we couldn't go without bashing that Bogard brother.

Akira: Okay. It looks like you could use it. But I'm getting some food first. Here's my room
number at that dormatory 3 blocks from here. Why don't you fresh yourself up, and get ready for
my arival. I'll be in 10 minutes or maybe longer. Kay!

Mai was overjoyed for being the first to get broken.

Keiko: *is visibly disgusted*
Sonia, Benimaru: *twitches*
Emi: *weakly* Bleeprin... need... Bleeprin...
Kyo: Damn it, Emi. You're turning into an addict. Cut it out.

She ran straight to my dorm, and into the
showers. I came back from SubWay only to find Mai in her battle outfit laying on my bed.

Keiko: Subway's in Southtown?
Sonia: We needed product placements.

Akira: Before I start giving you treatment, something's been bugging me.

Kyo: This fic's been bugging me.

How do you know
about my quest to get back home. Were you, and the other girls expecting me?
Mai: We had a weird dream. Chizuru was right in front of us. She told us that a young boy
with a suprising condition will give you and 5 other female participants total sexual comfort. The
comfort will last a great deal of time. But only 1 of you will have the chance to spend a hole year
with this boy.

Benimaru: I, uh... we know about that, Mai. We're not goldfish.
Emi: Now you've insulted the goldfish, Nikaido-san.

Akira: I see. Well then, Lets start this shall we?

Mai sits up on her knees to take off her top-side. And my eyes almost fell off my sockets
when Mai's Boobs fell off the top. They were the size of ...are you ready for this?...Watermellons!

Sonia: Enjoy those back problems. I swear, this kid does not know anything about anatomy.

I walked up to Mai. She put her melons between my face, and started rubing them up, and down.
I began to suck on her left boob while I was gripping the right boob. She left a nice moan
and placed her hand on my head.

Mai: Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Squeese harder! Suck harder! Yes! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

All: *bored*
Benimaru: *sighs, begins reading a book*
Kyo: I'd get more enjoyment watching the flirt file her tax returns.

She really loves it when someone plays with her boobs. My cock got aroused. The
condition started to kick in. Mai was just as suprised as I was.

Keiko: Why were you surprised?! It's your inhuman sex organ!

Mai: Wow! There's not that many 16 year olds with a cock like this.
Akira: I'm 14 Mai.
Mai: Are you serious?!!

Sonia: Yep. Enjoy being carted off to jail, Mai.

Akira: This is the suprising condition that Chizuru told you about.

Emi: It's not surprising. It's just... stupid.

Mai unzips my jeans. My cock popped out. She strokes it for a little bit. Then she gets off the
bed, and puts the whole rod in her mouth. She wraped her arms over my thighs, and moves her head
around with my cock in her throght.

Benimaru: *ignores the fic as he's reading his book* Uh-huh. Interesting.

Akira: Holy shit! That's amasing!

Sonia: It really isn't. How was she able to fit ten inches into her mouth?
Kyo: Logic's dead, Keyboard.

This was nothing like KOF doujins I saw on the internet. Or in the Hentai Animes that I saw back
home.

Keiko: *simply shakes her head* No. That line practically riffs itself.

Then the feeling got alot deeper. Only, it's not Mai's mouth. It's her boobs. My cock-tip was exp-
osed. But the rest of my cock got wraped all over Mai's mellons.
Unfortonatly, I already blew a seed after 30 minutes of boob-fucking, however, my cock was still
hard. That's good cause I haven't even started breaking her.

Emi: *raises an eyebrow in confusion*
Benimaru: *closes his book* What the heck did I just hear?
Kyo: The Stu's penis was still hard after he came half an hour later.
Benimaru: Uh... that's not how that works...

Mai got up and kissed me on the lips.
I took off the rest of her suit. She's completly naked. Not even her gloves, or her...shoes were on.

Sonia: I think we know what "completely naked" means, Captain Obvious.
Emi: And those "shoes" are called "tabi".

She layed me down on the bed, and got over my cock. She inserted the whole rod inside her wet
box. I diddn't think it would fit cause she's used to 8 inches. I'm 10 inches.

All: *smacks their dunce caps off of their heads*

As she started to move, she
moaned and gasped in pain because my cock was so big inside her. Her pussy is tighter than that
boob-fuck she gave me 30 minutes ago. I know because blood was coming out, and everything.

All: *screaming in horror*
Keiko: What is this?!
Benimaru: Seriously! That's not how sex works!
Emi: She needs a freaking doctor now!
Kyo: How is that supposed to give comfort if she's bleeding all over the place like that?!
Sonia: What the hell is this?! Get some biology classes!

Mai: Ah! Owwww! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow! Ah! Ow! Ah! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! Ah! Owwww! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!

Keiko: *in a monotone voice* Ow, ow, ow, my brain. Ow, it hurts. Ah, ow. Ow.

Akira: You really want to keep going? It sounds like your in pain.
Mai: Ow! Ow! I don't care! It hurts and it feels good too! I love this! Keep going! Ahhhh!

That took 2 hours.

Kyo: *facepalms*
Keiko: Why aren't they dead yet?
Sonia: *twitches, explodes into ash*
Benimaru: *looks at Sonia's scattered ashes* That was definitely expected.
Emi: *takes the Bleeprin bottle, sweeps Sonia up*
Sonia: *reforms* No. Just... no.

She got off my cock, and bent over to expose her ass.

Mai: I want you to hurt me here.

Benimaru: Okay, if it's only pleasurable for you and not the woman, you're doing it wrong.

She wants me to gap her anus. I got over, and jammed my cock in.

Sonia: Don't sweep me up for a while. *explodes again*
Emi: This is literally scaring me.
Kyo: I can't take any more of this crap. *takes the Bleeprin bottle from Emi, opens it* No way. Screw this.
Keiko: I thought that you had endurance for this stuff, Kusanagi.
Kyo: Endurance? No, Tsukino; it's tolerance that I'm lacking here! I wouldn't even make Yagami read this!

She's moaning and gasping
louder and feeling even harder pain in the ass. She screemed at first, but started moaning and gasping
after that.

Mai: AAAAHHHH!!!! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! IT HURTS!!

Benimaru: My head hurts. My sanity hurts. My everything hurts.

I kind of liked it when she says that it's hurting her.

Keiko: *coldly* You make me want to vomit, you sick bastard.
Sonia: *makes crackling and popping noises*
Keiko: I know, Hedgehog.

Everytime she did, she pushes her ass farther.
She got over, and got in front of me. Jammed my cock back in her ass, and placed my face back betw-
een her boobs. After 2 hours of anal sex, I'm about to loose it.

Kyo: Two hours?! Oh, hell, no! This is the part where you go to a goddamn doctor!

Akira: Shit! I'm gonna...
Mai: Don't pull it out! I want you to cum inside my ass!
Akira: You asked for it!
Mai: Ah! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Kyo: "You asked for it." *facepalms* Kill me.
Sonia: *makes more crackling noises*
Kyo: Yeah, I know.
Emi: *turns pale, breaks a Bleeprin tablet in half* This is horrible.

As I came inside her ass, her pussy baked a creem-pie on my cock.

Keiko: Uh... that pretty much implies that you have two penises now, Stu.
Emi: *immediately swallows half of a Bleeprin tablet* Eliminate the thought, eliminate the thought...

She kissed me on the lips again,
and I wraped the covers on myself, and Mai.

Mai: Thank you so much Akira. At least now, I don't have to worry about Andy for a while.

I turned off the lamp, she wraped her arms around my neck. And that's it for the first night.

Benimaru: What the... what the hell did I just read?
Emi: I don't know. We also have to repeat this four more times.
Benimaru: Why four? The Stu has five women left to... ugh, "break".
Emi: I read ahead. There's a threesome later.
Benimaru: *sighs* I'm starting to think that we're going to need breaks as we go from scene to scene...
Keiko: Sounds good. *slaps a Bleeprin tablet out of Kyo's hand*
Kyo: Thanks, jackass.
Keiko: *as she sweeps Sonia up* You're welcome, Kusanagi.
Sonia: *reforms* So. Five minute break?
Kyo: Five?! I'm going for thirty!
Sonia: Fine, then.

------------------------------------- Stage 2: Ass Camp ----------------------------------

Name of Girl: Leona
Age: 24
Measurements: Bust-85cm Waist-50cm Hips-85cm
Favorite kind of sex: Anal, Mussle Play

Emi: Miss Heidern's actually 18. I'm guessing that the Stu loves older women.
Benimaru: So... Leona likes to play with seafood? I mean...
Sonia: There's also the fact that the seafood's spelled as "mussel".
Keiko: I think my mind just broke for a minute. I didn't know that was even possible to misspell a misspelling.

As Mai left the dormatory, I went straight to the shower. Before that, I had to take a long piss.

Sonia: *sarcastically* Yeah, thanks for sharing.

All the mussles in Mai's ass did build-up in my piss-thingy.

Kyo: *sputters* "Piss-thingy"?! He's been calling it a "cock" for this whole time, and now it's a "piss-thingy"?!
Emi: Master Kyo... the, um... "piss-thingy" is actually the urethra. Now the Stuthor doesn't even know his own anatomy. This is rather sad.
Benimaru: Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Keiko: Heh.

After my shower, I stepped out for some
air, and some take-out for breakfast. On the way downtown, I notice Leona jogging passed me. Even
though she had headphones, and shades on, she was able to notice me.

Keiko: Of course, because you're a Gary Stu. What else is there to notice?!

She pulled her shades down a bit to wink at me. But thats about it. Oh well, I'll see if that
restraunt in the corner has any Pancakes, and Bacon. They do.

Sonia: Thrill as he eats pancakes and bacon!
Kyo: Actually... I'd rather read that instead of another bad sex scene from this doofus.

While I was eating, Chizuru sat in
front of me to my surprise.

Chizuru: It seems that things are going well with Miss Shiranui.
Akira: Yeah. Dispite the fact that she's not used to my "manhood", she was really good. So,
what's up?
Chizuru: You noticed that your Playstation-2 turned red. Right?
Akira: Yeah, it did. I have to admit, I thought this whole thing was farfetiched because I never
had a girlfriend.

Keiko: I wonder why.
Emi: Keiko!
Keiko: Sorry, sorry...

But I'm seeing light in this.
Chizuru: So you have been a virgin until last night?
Akira: Yeah. But that's in the past now. There's still 5 girls yet.

Sonia, Emi, Keiko: *looks at Kyo and Benimaru*
Kyo, Benimaru: Uh... huh!
Kyo: Beni?
Benimaru: Hmm?
Kyo: Yeah, no wonder we got that crappy sex scene. This whole thing just screamed "self-insert" to me.
Benimaru: Still cementing Sonia's point for me. Virgin or not, he really, really needs some classes.

As we were talking, King walks angryly towards the door.

Emi: To be honest, let's not deal with her.
Keiko: Considering that messing with an angry King may result in...
Kyo: A martini glass kicked up your ass by her? Most likely.

Akira: What the hell's with her?
Chizuru: She's upset because she never got to be one of your targets.

Benimaru: Uh... yeah, she's really bent out of character. She's got better things on her mind than some Gary Stu with a blood fetish.

Akira: Serves her right for being a cheap-ass opponent.

Benimaru: Because how dare a woman be stronger than a man!
Sonia: *coldly* Go fuck yourself, Stu. It's not King's fault that you suck when it comes to fighting her or that she was programmed poorly.
Keiko: He has a ten inch penis, Hedgehog. I wouldn't be surprised if he could actually do that.
Kyo: And now Keyboard's got a little Fox Clone in her...

Chizuru laughed at my comment a bit.

Emi: *woodenly* Oh, joy. We have to shill the Stu because he's "hilarious".
Kyo: *flips the screen off* Is this hilarious? Looks hilarious to me.

As I left, Leona is sitting at a bench with a towel on her
neck. She signals me to come sit with her.

Akira: Oh my. Your sweating a lot.

Keiko: Yeah, that's what people do after they jog, you idiot.

Does everyone in the Ikari Warriors workout as hard as
you do, or just you?
Leona: No. just me. Everyone is impressed with my strenth so I have to keep this up.

I noticed all the mussles in her body. She looks strong enough to bench 250 or even higher!

Kyo, Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: *points at Sonia*
Sonia: Uh... he's really exaggerating Leona's body...
Benimaru: And last I checked, Vice was the one who'd bench press. Wonder what ever happened to her.
Kyo: *shrugs* Beats me.

Leona: Hey listen, can I come over, and take a shower?

I guess it couldn't hurt to just let her use my shower.

Emi: Then "I guess" I should skip over to a better fanfic. Also, she was never that eager to go into a stranger's home. What...
Sonia: Bad writing's great.

While she's taking a shower, I thought I'd just
watch the news.

Keiko: How many 14 year olds do you know watch the news... in a perv fic?
Kyo: Aside from this one? I don't know.

Before I knew it, Leona comes out with nothing at all.

Benimaru: Everyone please your Stu master!

Leona: Tell me, do you think women with mussles can be beautiful too.
Akira: Yeah. As long as they don't go overboard.
Leona: What do you mean?
Akira: Back at my home, there are muscular women who spened more money on exersize equipm-
ent, and gym memberships, and everything related to that. They don't pay attention to everyth-
ing else.

Keiko: Oh, here we go...
Sonia: Are... you... kidding me?!
Kyo, Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: *readies their crash helmets*
Sonia: Oh, no, no, no! No! *stands up, slams her hands on the table* No! You listen here, you biased, insignificant little piss stain! You have no right to say that women can't "go overboard" with their bodies when some men do the same damn thing! What, are you bitter because they're not paying attention to you and your exaggerated pea shooter?! Well, they have better things to worry about than your whiny, selfish, biology failing behind! *sits down and huffs*
Kyo: *whistles* Keyboard? No, wait; Sonia... that's exactly why we brought you here.

While I explaned this, Leona sits closely next to me.

Akira: Back home, you only see beautiful muscular women in Talk shows, Movies, even Porno. But
that's about it.

Kyo: But real life? Yeah, that's another story.
Sonia: Since when has this cretin ever lived in reality?
Benimaru: Note how he specifically mentioned seeing these muscular women only in talk shows, movies, and porn, as if they were mystical creatures who only exist in fantasy lands. Now we know where his priorities lie. They're not individuals with hobbies and personalities. They're supposed to be there to please him. How archaic.
Keiko: The real world's going to land him flat on his behind in two seconds.
Emi: No wonder. That's why we have this nonsense right now.

Leona: So just once in your life, you'd like to see one beautiful muscular woman in person.
Akira: Yeah.
Leona: Well, let me make you feel better about this.

Emi: I'm not going to feel better. Where's the Bleeprin?
Kyo: *scoffs, pulls out a bottle of Bleepka* Got this from the flirt during the break. She insisted that we should keep this for now.
Benimaru: Industrial strength Bleepka?
Keiko: Comes with having a military background, I guess.

Leona lays me on the bed. She is compleetly naked. Only her earrings, and her trademark hairstyle
is on.

Benimaru: Yes, because Leona's been wearing a wig this whole time!
Kyo: Man, why do they have to be naked? Removing the clothes is half the fun!
Keiko: It's written by a 14 year old. All they usually care about is getting in immediately.

She unzips my jeans to take out my dick. even she was amazed at my size.

Sonia: *rolls her eyes* Yes, we know. They love your pea shooter. Now will you shut up about that?

Leona: I don't do blow jobs. And my pussy is wet because your explanation made me feel better about
myself. Put that 10 inch inside me!

Kyo: Oh, to hell with this! *downs some Bleepka*
Emi: Uh... Master Kyo? Are you okay?
Kyo: Oddly, yeah. I don't feel anything yet. I thought that this stuff was supposed to knock you out instantly.
Keiko: Maybe it's because you took one tiny shot. Torturing yourself there?
Kyo: Just riffing with you is torture enough.
Keiko: *scoffs*

Shit! Her pussy is too tight, even for me! As I move inside her, She moans in pain for the first hour.

Benimaru: *facepalms*

Leona: Ohhhh! Ah! Ah! Ah!... It hurts! It hurts! Take it easy will you?!
Akira: You sure about that?
Leona: Not really! Keep forcing me! I don't care if my pussy is bleeding! GO!!

Emi: *with another Bleeprin tablet in her teeth* I'm this close to taking it...

She's also not used to my size.

Sonia: Who the heck would be?!

After 2 hours, She gets off of me only to turn her ass towards me. She's
pointing at her anus.

Benimaru: Great. Now we have to see "2 more hours" of this garbage.
Sonia: And then you have to realize that they've been having sex for three hours already. I'm sorry, but I can't say this enough. Stuthor? Take a damn sex ed class.

Surprisenly, her ass is nice and plump for someone so muscular. She wants to be gapped
too. Oh well, a desire is a desire. I push my dick in her ass.

Emi: No, she's only wanting what you want. There's a difference.

Leona: AAAAHHHH!!!! The pain! The pain! It feels so good! Push more! More I Say! AAAAHHHH!!!!

Keiko: *woodenly* Ah. Ah. The pain. More. Ah... whatever. This is stupid.

Her ass-mussles are tightning my cock. I feel like my dick is being ripped-off. Just when it's starting to
hurt for me, her anus is getting wet.

Benimaru, Emi, Keiko: Uh...
Sonia: Okay, no. The anus can't naturally lubricate!
Emi: Uh... I'm starting to think that Miss Heidern's... defe... cating... *bites down on her Bleeprin tablet*
Kyo: *chugs some more Bleepka, begins slurring slightly* I, uh... I think it's kicking in now. S... somebody call a backup for me.
Benimaru: And torture that person, too? Nah, I don't think so.
Kyo: *slurring* Well, f... forget you, man. *passes out*
Benimaru: *shrugs*
Emi: Maybe I shouldn't have taken another tablet. I'm feeling... woozy... *faints*
Sonia: Great. Two down.

Leona: More! I'm gonna go crazy! Come on! Come on!

She's getting off on "mussles" up her ass. Dosen't matter. I'm about to loose it after 2 hours of anal sex.

Benimaru: Yep, let's make the pleasure all about the guy. *as Akira* Oh, she's enjoying it? Who cares, let's turn the attention back to me now!
Sonia: *grumbles*

Akira: Shit! I can't hold it!
Leona: Don't pull it out! I want you to cum inside me!

These girls like it when I go inside them.

Benimaru: *takes Sonia's pen, writes "These girls that I have brainwashed like it when I dehumanize them."* There. It's fixed.

But it's just her, and Mai for now. Well, here goes!

Leona: Ah!! Ah!... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Keiko: *turns pale* I will not take the brain bleach. I will not take the brain bleach. I will not take the brain bleach...

Leona collapsed on the bed in exhaustion. It's only 4:00 pm and she already could use a rest. I wrapped
her over with a sheet. Then I turnned on Channel 6. Ah! My Goddess! is on. But it's a re-run.

Sonia, Benimaru: Uh...
Keiko: That also riffed itself.

Akira: Leona, Are you feeling all right?
Leona: I'm fine. Your so amasing. I'm glad I got to feel this experience.

Sonia: *hands Keiko a script* Here, Leona. Just... try to read these lines without laughing at him.
Keiko: *as Leona* ...why?

Hearing this, I blushed a bit. Then she went to sleep.

Sonia: This... is stupid.
Benimaru: What is? Well, I know that this whole thing is stupid, but what specifically?
Sonia: It's been two scenes, and he's still not tired after all of that marathon sex.
Benimaru: Because real men never get tired!
Keiko: This is nonsense. I'm just going to wait for my sister and that idiot to revive themselves now.

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