Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Black Crow Crew, Episode 9: Sabrina's Adventure (Part Three)

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Shadow to the Rescue (Chapter 7)

Next morning

Shadow...

Maria...

Miyu: Typical... ness.

You have fulfilled my wish, your destiny...

Yes...I remember...

Now is your chance to prove yourself to the world how good you are...being the ultimate life form and being on the good side...

Jessie: Take note that the good side had potato chips and the dark side contained cookies.

Yes,and tell the people that I will not be used to destroy...I am the ultimate life form and I am the ultimate form of life,not destruction...

Cassy: And then Dusk arrived!
Kyo, Miyu, Jessie: *shudders*

Now is your chance,awaken Shadow,the ultimate life form...

Shadow opens his eyes and finds himself in a bed and sees a table next to him,there was a picture and a bouqet of red roses next to them,then there were cards that said "Get Well Soon".He picked one up and read it:

Kyo: It said, "Psych! Why the hell are you still alive, anyway?"
Miyu: And we're back to story format. Stick to one format, author!

Dear Shadow,all hope to see you soon,we're so happy that you were alive.We wish you the best of luck,buddy!
friends,

Cassy: Wow, they're too lazy to write their names on it!

"Sonic,that blue hedgehog that helped me stop the professor's plan to destroy the world,he's here?"Shadow thought.

Miyu: Well, only one of you happened to be nearly burned to a crisp... so... yes?

He sat up and hopped off the bed,then started to walk around.He left the bedroom and went into a large room and saw a familiar blue figure sitting on the couch watching T.V..

Kyo: ...and your life's passing you by. Keep procrastinating over and over...
Jessie: Seriously, I want to punch you for reminding me of that fool.

The blue figure noticed him and turned his face and smiled."Hey,long time no see!"It was Sonic.

Cassy: Yeah, what else could be blue?
Jessie: My face after choking on repetition and fail.

"Hey Tails,Shadow's up!"Tails instantly ran from the upstairs and stopped in front of Shadow."Hi Shadow!"spoke.

Miyu: Who spoke?
Kyo: Let's just answer with "air" and move on.

"How did I get here,Sonic?"he asked."Our new friend Sabrina found you in the jungle,you were in pretty bad shape,so she brought you here and we took care of you until now."Shadow asked again"And who exactly is this 'Sabrina'?

All: A Mary Sue.

Meanwhile...

Sabrina was baking cookies in the kitchen and then the phone rang,it was Amy.

Cassy: Well, that kills all of the drama of the phone call.
Jessie: And why is she baking cookies? I thought she hated being "girly".

"Hello?"Sabrina said shyly."Sabrina?Is that you?Is Sonic there?"Amy asked."Sure, hold on,I'm making cookies for Shadow...""Shadow?!? He's there?!Hold on,I'll be right over!"

Miyu: Oh, my goodness! Why hasn't she spaced the freakin' text yet?!
Kyo: Because the writing has to compliment what the fic is. And it is a clusterfuck.

Amy hung up in a split second.Sabrina checked the cookies to see if they were done yet,and they were.She put on the ovenmit and opened the oven and took the cookies out and set them on the counter and let them cool off.She went to the cabinet and pulled out three glasses and went to the fridge and took out some fruit punch.She took the punch and poured it into the glasses.She set out a huge tray and set the cooled cookies on the plate then she set the three glasses of punch on the tray and picked the tray up and walked out to where Sonic and Tails were.

Jessie: Thrill as Sabrina makes cookies and pours punch!
Cassy: Good god, this is filler-filled filler.

She suddenly heard a very strange voice coming from the room.She put the tray on the counter and peeked into the room and saw Shadow talking to Sonic."He's awake.So this is Shadow the hedgehog."She tried to step back so he wouldn't see her but she tripped over and fell on the floor.

Kyo: *giggling* Clumsiness is so endearing, is it not?
Cassy: I'm more irked at the fact that you giggled, dude.

Shadow heard the thud and ran to the source only to find a yellow hedgehog sitting on the floor.Sabrina saw him and screamed."AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Miyu: Yes, I believe we got the fact that she screamed. You do not have to tell us twice.

She got up and ran away."There you are!"He started running after her at supersonic speed and caught up with Sabrina."Who are you?"He asked.Sonic started running after them.Tails was still at the workshop watching the whole thing.Sonic was trying to keep up with them when he suddenly ran into someone.It was Amy.Sonic got up."Oops,sorry Amy."Amy got up and brushed herself off."That's okay,where's Shadow?"Sonic was surprised."How'd you know?"Amy answered"Sabrina told me on the phone.""Listen Amy,I gotta go find them before Shadow hurts her,bye!"He ran off.

Cassy: Okay... what the hell just happened in that paragraph?
Jessie: Shadow may or may not harm the Sue.
Cassy: Oh. Let him harm her. Nobody's going to mourn her.

Sonic ran as fast as he could until two yellow streaks passed in front of him.He turned and followed them.Sabrina was still trying to get away from the black hedgehog when she saw the edge of her path in front of her.She tried to stop,but she was going too fast to stop in time, she screeched,she didn't stop in time and slipped off the ledge.She grabbed on the ledge to try to get back up,but she was too weak.

Kyo: *sarcastically* Women are so weak. They need a man to save them all the time. Wussies.

"Help!Somebody help!Sonic!!!"

Jessie: *as Sonic* Uh... no. See ya!

Sonic heard her and saw Shadow running toward her.Sonic got ahead of him and ran toward Sabrina,he saw her hand slipping of the ledge."Sonic!"She cried one last time before her hand slipped away from Sonic's."Sabrina!!No!!"Shadow saw the whole thing and then..."Chaos Control!"He dissapeared.Sonic watched in horror as Sabrina fell into the ocean and a huge splash was heard.Sabrina was still too weak to swim and she started to sink fast,the force of the impact knocked her out.

Kyo: Yes!
Miyu: Kyo? Remember Tanya? Don't celebrate yet.

Sonic suddenly saw a green flash of light where Sabrina fell,then the light disappeared.Then the light reappeared right behind Sonic,the light disappeared and revealed to be Shadow holding a limp Sabrina."Shadow,is she okay?"Shadow didn't know what to say,he had just saved a person he didn't even know,especially a girl.

Cassy: "Especially a girl." This fic makes it sound like she has cooties.
Miyu: I love how the author ignores the fact that he once saved Rouge.

"I-I don't know.She's out cold."Sonic said with relief"Wait here,I'll go get Tails!"Shadow ran to Tails's workshop."Tails...hurry...Sabrina...needs help..."

Kyo: *as Sonic* Hurry! Get the glass of water! That always saves her!

Tails turned around to see a very wet,very exhausted Shadow."Shadow, what happened?"Shadow spoke."Sabrina,she's hurt,come quick!"Tails finally understood those words and ran out the door.He saw Sabrina laying motionless in Sonic's arms with Sonic letting a single tear run down his face.

Cassy: One tear. Pfft.
Jessie: Why is Sonic going nuts over a Sue that he just met?!
Miyu: Well, they do have that hidden sexy power that makes the warped ones horny and the sane ones vomit. Remember when Sonic told us about Ka--
Kyo: She is the Jerk Sue who must not be named, Miyuki Prower!

"Buddy...help."

Miyu: Sonic! Smile!
Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: *shudders*

"Don't worry,lets bring her back to my workshop."Tails said with a bold look in his eyes."I have an idea!Do you think the chaos emeralds can heal her?"Sonic asked."Good idea!The chaos emeralds have the power to heal!"Shadow said with a determined look on his face.

Kyo: Can the Chaos Emeralds do my taxes, too?

"Great!I can build a healing machine that can heal Sabrina!"Tails said.Tails ran back to the workshop along with Sonic and Shadow carrying Sabrina.

Cassy: Um... what the hell just happened?
Miyu: Butt pull... and another butt pull. Wow, the author sure loves to throw her Damsel Sue in some really ridiculous situations, huh?
Jessie: But hey, it's adorable.
Kyo: I call it a waste of time and space.

Sabrina's Rage (Chapter 8)

Jessie: Whoops, I almost misread that as "Streets of Rage".
Kyo: Do we have to get you some glasses, too?

Two days later...

The long-haired hedgehog started to open her eyes,then closed them again.Then she was finally able to open them just enough to see two blurry figures in front of her."Sonic?" "Hey are you okay?"the blue blur asked."Yeah,I'm fine.What happened?" "You were running from Shadow,but then you fell off a ledge.I tried to save you,but I wasn't there in time, but it seems that Shadow was the one who saved you."

Miyu: We should have the last third of Chapter Seven cut now. He just summarized the whole darn thing for us!

Sabrina sat up and looked around.She was back in Tails's workshop.

Cassy: Since that's probably the only location in this fic right now...

Shadow was sitting on the other side of the room with his eyes closed.Sonic stood up and walked out of the room."I'm going to leave you two alone so you can get to know each other." Sonic walked out of the room.

Jessie: No, don't! You're going to set up a Shadow/Sue pairing!

Then the black and crimson figure stood up and walked toward her,then he sat down on the chair next to the bed.Sabrina finally said her first words to Shadow."You saved my life.Why did you risk your life saving me?"

Kyo: *as Shadow* Because there'd be no "plot" without your stupid Sue influence.

"Hmph,I have my reasons."the black hedgehog crossed his arms and closed his eyes.Then a pink figure walked in the room.It was Amy."Hi! I'm not disturbing you guys,am I?"

All: *flatly* Yes, you are.

she walked over to Sabrina and gave her a chao doll."Oh,it's adorable! Thank you,Amy." Amy smile and brought a chair over by the bed and sat down."So you found Shadow in the jungle,huh?" "Yeah,and he was badly hurt,do you know where he came from?"

Cassy: Stereotypical emo land?
Kyo: Says the gothic cat.
Cassy: Huge difference between "goth" and "emo", dude. Get it together.
Kyo: And those razorblades of yours...?
Cassy: Oh, you know I like to throw them at those angsty past Sues.

"Not exactly,but he used to live on a space colony called 'ARK'.It's in space orbiting the earth,he was created by a scientist named Gerald Robotnik,who is also Eggman's granfather.He wasn't evil like Eggman,he wanted to make the world better through the power of science.He made Shadow as the Ultimate Life Form to protect the world from danger.Then the military came to the space colony one day and took him away.They wanted Shadow as a weapon of destruction and use it in wars and battles.They froze him until Eggman released him to use him to destroy the world.And the military had mistaken Sonic as Shadow.We all made it to the space colony right after he destroyed half of the moon.After we learned that the prototype of the ultimate life form was trying to make the space colony collide with the earth,Sonic and Shadow teamed up to stop the prototype and they did,but Shadow fell toward the earth and we never saw him until now."

Jessie: Now we don't have to play "Sonic Adventure 2".
Miyu: Even though we've all heard this story time and time again.

"Wow! I guess Sonic and Shadow have alot in common." "Yeah,but my heart belongs to Sonic." Amy said dreamily.

Jessie: *as Amy* Even though I once mistook Shadow for Sonic like a complete moron...

"I see you have a crush on him." "Is it that easy to tell?." she blushed madly.

All: Yes, it is.

Then, Amy remembered something."Oh,that reminds me,I have some clothes at my house you should try on." "Really?" "Yeah,c'mon let's go!" Sabrina and Amy stood up and walked out of the room.On the way out,Shadow was standing by the door and held his hand out to Sabrina.Sabrina grabbed his hand and shook it."The name's Sabrina." "Shadow." He slowly let go of her hand and resumed his resting.

Cassy: Hey, she didn't kick him in the face! What's up with that? Where's the annoying "Grrrl Powah!" attitude?
Kyo: Sues love Shadow and hate Knuckles. It's a fact.
Miyu: No, they usually hate Sonic.

At Amy's House in Station Square...

"Oh,there are so many outfits that I don't need anymore!" Sabrina looked around.There were many closets in her room that were stuffed with clothes and outfits and dresses."Yeah,no kidding!" Amy pulled out a pink t-shirt and some blue jean-shorts,the shirt had the word 'SUPERSONIC' on it in blue lettering."Here,try this on!" Amy said with absolute joy."

Cassy: *as Amy* I need to give this spunky clothing to a "Grrrl Powah!" Sue! Here!
Miyu: Well, look on the bright side, Cassidy... at least the canon character's giving the makeover. A nice change, I should add.

Okay." Sabrina took the clothes out of Amy's arms and went into the bathroom and put the clothes on,then she saw something on her bathroom counter.It was a picture of Amy and Sonic in a pose with a heart background on it.Sabrina looked curious about it.She finished putting on the clothes and left the room."How do I look?" "You look great! You wanna keep them?" "Sure." Then Amy found a small,white,sleeveless tanktop along with a pair of blue jeans and a blue jean vest."Hmm,wanna try these?" "Okay."

Jessie: Hell, I want to try them. Are they found in my size?

She went back into Amy's bathroom and took off the other clothes she tried on and slipped on the white tanktop,then she put on the blue jeans and then she put on the blue jean vest and buttoned it up.Then she saw the picture again and stared at it,then she walked out of the bathroom and showed her new look to Amy.

Cassy: That's nice, but... did we need a huge description of the clothing makeover?
Kyo: Don't pick at it, Goth Kitty. This'll probably be the only descriptions in detail that we'll ever have.
Cassy: The descriptions are all clothes that the Sue's gonna wear. Isn't that cliché?
Kyo: Oh, yeah, it is.

"How's this look?" "Great,but you didn't have to button up the vest,it should be like this..." She started to unbutton Sabrina's vest.

Kyo: Yuri scene! Whoo!
Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: *stares at Kyo*
Kyo: What? I was kidding!
Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: Uh-huh.
Cassy: I told you Manic would warp him, Miyu.
Kyo: Manic? Nah, someone else got to me long before he did.

"There! Now you look perfect!" "Yeah,I like it alot! Thanks, Amy!" Amy gave her a basketful of clothes for her to try on later when she gets back to the workshop."See ya, Amy!" "You,too!" Sabrina left Amy's house and ran back to Tails's workshop.

Jessie: Jeez, we're always going to Tails's Workshop. Are there any other locations?
Kyo, Miyu, Cassy: No.

But right after she left,there were people staring at her. "Hey, it's that freak!" There were alley punks and gangsters walking towards her.

Kyo: They must've been reading this fic and wanted to kill her for us.

She started panicing and stood stiff as a bone.She did not know what to do.

Jessie: And this is the same person that defeated Knuckles!
Miyu: Sues. They're as strong as they randomly can be.

"Get her!" Sabrina started running as fast as she can,but she had a heavy basket of clothes in her arms.The mob started getting closer to her,Sabrina was getting exhausted,she was slowing down.

Cassy: Why don't you use your super speed? And where's your super strength? Or did you conveniently forget those powers that you conveniently have?
Miyu: Yes, I believe that she did. We're supposed to be on the edge of our seats, wondering if the mob is going to kill her.
Jessie: *woodenly* Yes. I am extremely excited to see the Sue rip through everyone with another sudden random power. *speaks normally* If that's what's going to happen, of course.

Suddenly,she felt an arm reach one of her spines and pulled it,making Sabrina yelp in pain,and slow down even more.

Kyo: *in a football referee's uniform* Illogical quill grab! Assailant should have had his or her hand pricked to Hell and back!

"Stop! Leave me alone!" She suddenly tripped and fell on the cold,hard concrete,dropping the basket of clothes.She had scrapes all over her arms and legs.

Cassy: Already? Wow, she's such a weakling! Her skin's like paper!

She tried to get back up,but the rampaging mob caught up with her and started grabbing her arms and legs."Stop it! You're hurting me! Ahh!"

Kyo: And this is a problem because...?

Then the mob started punching and kicking her everywhere.She started bleeding where they hit her.She kept trying to fight back,but there were too many of them.was helpless as the gangsters and punks continued to beat her up.

Miyu: Okay, where's the power that enables her to overthrow the random mob now? Let's get it over with.

Suddenly,Sabrina started feeling strange, then a strange black arora started to form around her body, then she felt this powerful energy in her.Her deep blue eyes turned a glowing red,she started to stand up under the mob and suddenly, the gangsters and punks,all were blown away and flew about ten feet away.The mob quickly got back up and ran toward her,suddenly, a deep,dark voice came from Sabrina's mouth as words."You fools! Do you even know who you are dealing with? You shall all pay!!!" Sabrina started running at supersonic speed at the mob and started punching at them with no second thought on her mind."NOBODY MESSES WITH ME!!" She cotinued to recklessly slaughter the punks.She did a bone-cracking kick and used her very sharp teeth to bite the enemies,they made deep gashes on them.The number of mobsters decreased dramatically as she continued to beat up her enimies.Nobody can even get near her.

Cassy: Beautiful. Not only can we not insult the hedgehog vampire, we end up dying from her if we do.
Jessie: Look at how she can get away with murder so easily! I have to put in effort to do that! At least tell me that this is the worst part.
Kyo: Nope.
Jessie: Is the fic ending?
Kyo: Nope. Still a long haul, Jess.

Outside of the battle,Shadow was watching the fight from an ally,amazed."So,that's the energy I felt?! How can a mere girl posess these strange powers, this is unbelievable!"

All: *flatly* Because she is a Mary Sue.

he continued to watch.Sabrina had just finished fighting the mob.Her eyes were full of rage and anger."WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!!!" She could hardly control herself,she started punching the buildings and trees,which snapped in half like twigs.

Kyo: Don't worry, this fic's on the Super Sentai/Power Rangers budget. Those babies'll be rebuilt in no time.
Miyu: Yeah. And about that... why didn't Shadow intervene when she was killing everyone?
Jessie: It's Mary Sue logic. Do not use your brain here.

She suddenly sensed a presence."Where are you,I know you're here!" Shadow heard that,he started walking out into the street and Sabrina saw him."You! What do you want!?"so this is what you truly are." Shadow made a smirk on his face,then he dashed at Sabrina and punched her in the shoulder and made her fall.

Miyu: So, in order to stop an overpowered hedgehog, you punch her in the shoulder?
Cassy: Dude's got some serious balance issues.

Sabrina got back up and ran at him and kicked him in the face."Ugh!" Shadow went flying at a building,but he was able to use his air shoes to bounce off,he landed on the street."Not bad for a girl!"

Jessie: And Shadow begins his graduate courses at the School of Misogyny.

Suddenly,Sabrina started feeling strange again.The black arora that was arond her body was disappearing.Then her eyes were changing back to normal,they were blue again.Sabrina was back to normal,she then fainted.

Cassy: Care to tell us that she went back to normal?
Jessie: *in a southern voice* Oh, my stars! I do declare, my darlin'!

Shadow was able to catch her before she fell,she started to wake back up.

Kyo: As if we couldn't be any more cliché, we now have to deal with this wonderful excerpt ripped from a billion cheesy romance novels.

"Huh,w-what happened?Shad--*gasp*" She saw what she had done,there were dozens of bodies all over the street,motionless."Oh my gosh,what have I done?!" She fell on to her knees and started crying. "Are you okay?" "Yeah,I'm fine.I'm so sorry!"

Miyu: Yes, now tell that to the relatives of the people that you have murdered. Oh, and the court systems do not exist, either.

Shadow helped her get back up."C'mon, let's get back to Tails's workshop before they start worrying about you." They both started running back to the Mystic Ruins.

Kyo: But what about the people that she ripped apart?!
Jessie: Nobody cares about 'em.

The House Party and the Dance (Chapter 9)

Kyo: Let me get this straight... after the Sue brutally murdered a slew of people--
Miyu: Involuntarily.
Kyo: Yeah. Anyway, after all that... we're treated to a chapter of a dance?
Jessie: Damn. This fic makes even less sense now.
Cassy: There were no signs of sense to begin with. Where have you been?

At Tails's Workshop

All: Again?! Cripes on crackers!

Sonic and Tails were waiting patiently for Sabrina to get back,Sonic was watching TV,and Tails was working on a new project for the Tornado."Man,what is taking her so long? It shouldn't take this long for her to get some new clothes." Sonic said.

Kyo: Insert a poorly done "joke" about women who shop too much here.

"Maybe she got tied up on something with Amy.Don't worry." "Yeah,maybe you're right." Then, Tails got a thought. "Hey,Sonic?""I was thinking,this place is getting a bit too crowded for Sabrina." "Yeah and?"

Cassy: But there's only three people. Or was it four?
Miyu: Let's see... Sonic, Tails, Shadow, and the Mary Sue. And why are they so focused on her well-being all of the time? It's starting to get on my nerves.

"Maybe we should get Sabrina a home of her own."

Jessie: *gets up*
Cassy: And where are you going?
Jessie: *leaves the room* I'm going to dull the pain a little. Be right back.

Sonic protested "WHAT?! No way,Tails,There are too many goons out there that can hurt her,especially with that emerald she has."

Kyo: Yes, we must be concerned about her all the damn time. Oh, and screw everyone else. God, this fic is getting annoying.

Tails got another thought "But what about Shadow?" "Yeah,you got a good point about that." Sonic paced the room,thinking,then he stopped. "I have an idea,I heard there was a house over by Amy's that was being sold,so,maybe Sabrina can stay there,and Shadow can choose where he wants to go." Tails agreed to that "Yeah,awesome plan! Let's surprise her!" "Good idea!"

Miyu: No, it's a stupid idea! And how would they get the money for the house?!
Cassy: Um... by stealing blood samples, maybe?

Suddenly a news flash appeared on the TV. "We interrupt this broadcast for an important news flash.Just a few moments ago, a local civilian found several bodies in the streets near the train station,the bodies appear as local gangsters and juvenile delinquents.17 were reported dead,there were no survivors.The bodies had very many cuts and gashes on their arms,legs,abdominal area,and in the face.Police could not find any evidence on who the killer was and are still searching the area.Stay tuned for more details." Sonic turned the TV off and sighed."I hope Sabrina's okay."

Kyo: *dumbfounded* What the fu -- why would you worry about the Sue and ignore the people that were killed?!
Cassy: *as the author* Oh, but they were all evil delinquents, so killing them makes it okay!
Kyo: *scoffs* And yes, give the finger to the soon to be grieving families up their butts. Fic makes no damn sense any more.
Miyu: *breaks her glasses* I quit.
Cassy: *hands Miyu a new pair of glasses*
Miyu: Oh, for heaven's sake!
Jessie: *returns, sits back down* Hello, darlings.
Cassy: Um, Jess? Why do you have some blood--
Jessie: It's ketchup.
Cassy: Are you sure--
Jessie: Yes. I ate a hot dog. Stop asking.
Kyo: I'm sure you did.
Jessie: Shut up, Fox Boy.

Shadow and Sabrina were just returning from their short fight in Station Square.Shadow was asking a few questions to Sabrina."So,what happened out there?" Sabrina tried to explain."Well,I was at Amy's house getting some clothes from her,and right after I left,these punks and gangsters started chasing me.I tried to keep away from them,but I had a heavy basket of clothes,so I couldn't run very quickly.They caught up with me and started beating me up,then I felt this strange power in me and I went out of control.That's all I remember."

Miyu: And now we didn't need to read that last part from the previous chapter! Lovely!

Shadow rethought all the info and asked."Do you know what that power was?" "I think it might have to do with this chaos emerald inside me.It's a black chaos emerald.Knuckles told me that the black emerald can give me special powers that can protect me and stuff like that."

Cassy: *as Sabrina* Besides, I just nuked a whole mob! You have nothing to worry about!

"I see,so what you are saying is that the emerald started controlling you in order to protect the emerald,am I following you right,Sabrina?" "Yes.Please don't tell Sonic or anyone else about that fight,okay?" "Hmph,fine." "Oh,thank you,Shadow!" She gave him a quick hug.Shadow felt a little shy about that and stood still.Sabrina let go and ran to Tails's workshop."See ya!" Shadow ran off into the dark.

Kyo: Jeez, Suethors sure like writing about that stupid darkness, huh?

Sabrina walked into the workshop to find it empty and dark."Sonic?" There was no answer.She felt around the walls to find the light switch and she felt it,it was strangely cold and wet.

Jessie: It's her magical Sue wetness that's on the switch.
Miyu: *gags*

She went ahead and flicked it up and was hoping for the light to turn on,but instead she heard an 'Ouch' sound instead,then she heard a kid-like giggle."Tails?" No answer.

Cassy: It's either Tails or some weird leprechaun.

She tried flicking the switch up and down again,she got another 'ouch' sound and then she started squeezing the switch.It was soft and wet.then she remembered something.

Jessie: *nervously* Um...
Miyu: Does anyone want to add a riff there?
Kyo: No, I think that speaks for itself, Miyu.

"Oh,yeah! Tails's clap-on light!" She clapped two-times and the light turned on to see her hand holding on to Sonic's nose!

Cassy: Oh. If that's Sonic's nose... never mind. Forget it.

"SURPRISE!" Sonic,Tails,Knuckles,Amy,and Shadow popped up from their hiding places and giving her stuff."Oops,sorry,Sonic! No wonder it was wet!"

Jessie: *takes a shot of vodka*
Kyo: *woodenly* That's what she said.
Cassy: *woodenly* Hurr-durr.

Everyone started laughing."Hey,what's this party for?"Sabrina was very curious about the surprise. "Guess what?You're getting your own place to live!" Sabrina was very excited. "Really?" Sonic stood in front of her "Yep,you get to live on your own now!" "Wow,that is so cool! Thank you all so much!"

Miyu: *facepalms* Again, no explanation as to how they got the money?

Suddenly,a young,girl-like voice began to talk to her."Hello,Miss Sabrina ,it's very nice to meet you!" She looked down to see a biege colored rabbit with orange markings on her ears,and head.She wore a little red dress that had a blue ribbon on it.

Cassy: Run, Cream! The Sue's going to boot you to the sky because you spoke to her!

"Why hello there little lady,what's your name?"The little rabbit replied with the sweetest voice she had ever heard."My name is Cream and this is my very special chao, Cheese.It's very nice to meet you." She did a polite curtsey and gave her a flower crown."What a polite little princess! Very nice to meet you,too."

Kyo: It's nice to meet a character that has all of the positive traits that you're lacking, Mary Sue.

Sonic put a cd in Tails's stereo and turned it on full blast."Hey,it's time to party!!!!!" Everyone started dancing to the beat of the music.Sabrina didn't do anything,she had never been to a party before in her life.She was getting nervous,she didn't know what to do.Sonic and Shadow were break-dancing in the middle of the floor,Cream and Amy were dancing,Tails and Knuckles were watching as everyone danced.

Miyu: So... everyone didn't dance, then. That's a rather quick contradiction there.

Amy then went over to Sonic and cheered him on. "C'mon,Sonic,move your body!" Sabrina decided to help out and cheer the two hedgehogs on.She walked over to them and saw how good they could break-dance."Wow,I didn't know they could do that so well,maybe I should try it." She walked over to them and watched for a minute.The break-dance music ended and Sonic and Shadow stopped and went to take a break.Sabrina changed her mind and sat down.Cream saw that Sabrina was lonley and walked over to her."Miss Sabrina,what's wrong?" "Oh,it's just that I've never been to a party before,I just don't know what to do."

Cassy: Well, do what Jessie usually does and get on a pole. I heard that she put on a nice show for this biker chick one time.
Jessie: Bite my denim covered ass, Morgan.

At the same time,Shadow was doing the same.Sonic saw this and walked over to him."Hey,Shadow,something bothering you?" "Oh,you see,I've never been to a party before and I don't know what to do."

Kyo: *as Sonic* But... you just danced a minute ago! You have some really crappy short term memory.

Cream tries to get Sabrina to feel better."Cheer up, I know there's something you can do,why don't you dance?" "I can't dance,I don't know how."

Sonic did the same to Shadow."C'mon Shadow,there's plenty of things to do,like dancing." "I-I can't.I don't know how."

Jessie: Actually, dancing is the only thing they can do.
Miyu: Um, author? Can you make this thing go faster?
Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: She doesn't know how.

Cream tries to convince Sabrina to dance."C'mon,Sabrina,ask someone to dance!Please?" Her cute little innocent eyes are the only thing that could make her do anything."Alright,if you say so."

Cassy: And then she dances beautifully. I know that that crap's coming.

Sonic is on his last try to convince Shadow to dance."Oh,c'mon,Shadow,dance with someone! I'll do anything!" Shadow got an idea at this."Okay,but under one condition." "What?" "You'll have to dance with Amy Rose!" "What! No way!" "No dance,no dance." Shadow smirked. Sonic finally accepted the offer."Fine!*grumble*"

Miyu: And now the story and script format's being mixed. This fic is weird.

Sonic stood up to his fears and slowly walked up to Amy,who was talking to Cream."Y-Yo,Amy." Amy turned her head."Oh,hi,Sonic!" She continued to talk to Cream.Sonic continued to chat with her until he asked."W-W-Wanna d-dance?" Amy instantly froze, she was shocked beyond her words on what he just said."W-What!?"

All: He asked if you wanted to dance!

Sonic spoke,even more nervous than ever before."Wanna dance?" Now Amy became nervous and blushed deeply."Do you really mean that,Sonic?" Sonic was shivering."Um,um,y-yeah." Amy was surprised.Sonic would never just ask Amy to dance,it was very unlike him to do that.

Jessie: That's because he was bribed just so he could see the Sue dance. Everyone cares about the Sue's talents.
Miyu: She's this close to hitting Airhead's level.

He pulled out his hand and held Amy's."Sonic,why are you doing this?" "L-Let's just say something came up,heh heh." Amy stood up and they both walked to the middle of the room,both looking very nervous. Tails saw them and was shocked to see them together,he tapped Knuckles's shoulder."Huh,what?" Tails pointed out into the crowd where Sonic and Amy were."Hah hah! Look who finally decided to show his sensitive side.Way to go,true blue!"

Kyo: Can somebody cover me with honey outside? I want the ants to eat at me in tiny pieces.

Shadow was starting to walk over to Sabrina,who was sitting alone in the chair.Shadow approached her and sat down next to her."So,uh,been busy lately?" He was getting nervous. "Mmm,not really.I hope you haven't told anyone about that battle earlier." "No.I haven't." The two just sat there in silence.Then,the two thought about the idea of dancing.They both spoke at the same time."Would you like to--" Then they both realise they were saying the same thing.They both faced away and blushed.Then they both replied at the same time."Sure!" They both took each others hands and walked toward the center of the room where Sonic and Amy were.

Miyu: I'll get the duct tape. We might as well stick them together.
Cassy: That's just one of many. Good luck finding all of Shadow's love buddies.

Dance music started to play,dance lights were added to the room.Sonic didn't know how to dance,he was getting nervous again.

Jessie: Yes, we got that! God, this fic's filler-filled and redundant!

Amy cheered him up."Don't worry,Sonic.I'll teach you. See,you just move your feet like this..." Sonic was adjusting to this,and in no time they were dancing like professionals.Sonic wasn't afraid anymore.

Cassy: Yes, you too can learn easy dance lessons in two seconds!

Shadow and Sabrina were watching Sonic and Amy as they continued dancing.They watched the dance moves,then Shadow took Sabrina's hand and they started to dance.Shadow twirled her a few times and they stepped and turned,stepped and turned.Shadow and Sabrina were both enjoying this one and maybe only moment.

Kyo: I would elaborate on that paragraph, but a certain crappy assassin would chug the bleach.
Jessie: *flips Kyo off*

The whole gang was enjoying every moment of this night.Everyone slept over.They had a great time.

All: We didn't.

(This is only the beginning of the story!)

Miyu: We're almost at the tenth chapter... and you want to begin the story now?!
Cassy: Worse than "American Idol", dudes.

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