Mystery Science Theater En Masse
Black Crow Crew, Episode 5: Sky Blue (Part Three)
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Dam busted (Chapter 3)
Miyu: Why?
Kurama: It is a pleasure to be here Necko.
Hiei: (leaning egested a wall) Whatever.
Miyu: "Egested"? What the heck does that even mean?
Necko: Hiei u don't wont to be here?
Jessie: Hell, none of us want to be here, either.
Hiei: How did u guess?
Necko: But why?
Hiei: because ur story is stupid, u r stupid, and sonic the blue rat is stupid.
Kyo: Hey, those are my thoughts, too! Well, without the crappy grammar and the Sonic insult.
Kurama: Hiei try to be more nice to Necko this is her First FanFic
Cassy: No. We're not that nice, either.
Hiei: Hn. Like I care for her Felling.
Kyo: Man, I like this guy!
Necko: (Though her teeth) is that so.
Miyu: "Though" her teeth? Really?
Hiei: (Smirking) Yes it is.
Necko begins to steam
Jessie: You mad, sweetie?
Necko: (Mad) HIEI I CHALLENGE U TO MORTEL KOMBAT!!!!!
Kyo: Too bad her opponent wasn't Goro.
Kurama: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!
Miyu: *rubs her forehead* Oh, god.
Hiei: (Mad) I accept ur silly challenge.
Kurama: (Sighing) Necko dose not own anything besides her characters. Necko lets do the story first.
Cassy: If you want to call it a story...
Necko: Fine here's the chapter
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Miyu: *singing* Walkin' in a winter wonderland...
Chapter 3
Dam Busted!
Jessie: The dam busted?
Setting: In the mystic runes at tails workshop 20 min after Chris, Tails, and the rest left.
Kyo: Blah, blah, blah, stone tablet, blah, blah, blah.
Sky: (Looking around) This must be where they crashed. Look there's her plane.
Cassy:
Have some sympathy, dude.
Kyo: This is a Sue, Goth Kitty. I wouldn't have any sympathy, either.
Sky could imagine how mad her friend must have been. She could also see her blaming P.A.C for it. She sweat dropped at the thought.
Miyu: Everyone's sweat dropping enough to fill two glasses here!
Sky: (Sighing) Well I guess we have to look for her. But at lest were out of that Jungle.
Jessie: Wow, what a friend. I guess I have to feel sorry for you that looking for your missing friend is a damned chore.
Shadow: Hn. What do u mean “we”? You already served your purpose Girl. I'm leaving.
Kyo: And Shadow, one of our wonderful graduates from the fanfiction-styled "School of Misogyny", begins his valedictorian speech...
Sky: (Mad) My name is Sky not Girl and what do you mean, “ You served your purpose”. You can't leave me alone. You must come with me!
Cassy: Clingy much, dude?
Shadow looked into Sky's pleading green eyes.
Miyu: How can eyes plead?
Jessie: I don't know, but that thought is rather... unwelcome.
He new with that look he could not deny her anything.
Kyo: I'm not saying that Sky's a gold digger... but she ain't
messing with no broke--
Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: Kyo!
Shadow: (Sighing) Fine. Even if I had said no u would bug me until I said yes. So I will aid u. But soon as your friend is located I'm gone.
Jessie: Wow. One minute, Shadow's a partially sexist twit, and the next, he's a pushover. Make up your mind, will you?
Sky: (Happy) Deal. Thanks Shads.
Kyo: "Shads"?! Oh, for the love of...
Shadow: (Eye twitching) Shads?
Sky: (Happy) Ya! It's my new nickname for u. Cute huh!
All: No.
Shadow: (Blushing) I don't do cute.
Miyu: *as Shadow* And I don't do Broadway, either!
Sky: (Smiling) You can't stop what u are
Cassy: If this turns into a lemon, I'm leaving.
Shadow: (Still Blushing) < is she trying to say I'm cute>
All: Duh!
Before Shadow Could say anything Sky spotted a train
Kyo: Is Terry Bogard fighting on top of it?
Cassy: I'm hoping a better written fanfic's on it.
Sky: (Pointing) Look a train station! Lets go into town Shads!!
Jessie: *as Sky* I want to go waste your money on ugly pieces of jewelry!
Shadow: Hn. don't call me that.
Sky: (Smiling) I'm not making any promises. Lets go.
Cassy: Yes, screw the requests and feelings of others! That's today's lesson, kids!
Sky and Shadow get on to the train. Sky then asked Shadow a question,
Sky: Hey Shadow. What was u doing in the woods?
Kyo: Because he wanted to be there! Stop pestering him!
Shadow: (Looking at Her) Why should I tell u?
Sky: (Mad) Fine doesn't tell me then...
Sky begins to pout.
All: Brat.
Shadow: <She looks cute when she pouts... what am I saying.... Snap out of it shadow. She's annoying, Immature, and a Brat. But for some strange reason I cant stand to see her pout.... Why do I care? What's this girl doing to me? I only just meet her. Why do I fell this way? No can't care about her. I cant, my heart belongs to Maria. >
Cassy: Hey, can you hurry up with those thoughts, Shadow? You're making this snoozefest a lot longer than it really is.
Shadow and sky remain silent for a minuet.
Miyu: And then a waltz was played afterwards.
Then Sky breaks the silence.
Jessie: Huh. I could've sworn that it was a lot better when it was quiet.
Sky: (Sighing) Look. Sorry for being all up in your business. U doesn't have to tell me.
Miyu: *clears throat* Pardon, should Sky's next word fall under the lines of "yo"?
Sky looks at her feet. Felling sorry Shadow Talks.
Cassy: Sympathy card! The unwilling victims in the reading
audience will receive fifteen penalty boredom minutes!
Kyo: *as a soccer announcer* Booooooooooore!
Shadow: (Sighing) I don't know how I got there if u must know.
Jessie: It was all because of a little thing called "magic". Shazam!
Sky looks up at shadow
Sky: You don't Know? How long was u there?
Miyu: It's "How long were you there?" See me after class, please.
Shadow: I guess about 4 weeks or so. I just woke up there and my head hurted really badly.
Cassy: Take some aspirin. You'll be fine.
Jessie: Wait, how does he know how long he was there if he was
knocked out?
Kyo: I blame the out-of-body experiences.
Sky: So do u remember anything?
Jessie: *as Shadow* I remember having a big ass headache. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Shadow: I do have memories. But I'm not sure if they're real or not. If they are. They must have happened a long time ago. I think I lost all my short-term memery.
Kyo: *as Shadow* And some parts of my skull. It feels a bit
squishy when I touch this part...
Miyu: Eww. Anyway, Shadow's brain must be really jumbled if he can't tell
the difference between long-term and short-term memory.
Sky: What's the last thing u remember?
Cassy: *as Shadow* Getting slammed into a building by some hedgehog named Dusk. Wait, that's what happened to Sonic. Damn.
Shadow remembers how Maria saved his life only at the cost of her own.
Sky: Shadow? R u ok?
Miyu: Hey, Terry really is on that train!
Shadow: <Maria>
Just then the train stops
Sky: (Softy) Shadow its time to go.
Jessie: Sky is going to make you some milk and cookies, sweetie.
Shadow comes out of his the Thoughts and follows her out.
Miyu: Is there a band that's actually called "The Thoughts"? I'm
curious.
Jessie: Yes. There's a band name for everything.
Shadow: What's your story
Sky: Well...
Cassy: We now interrupt this fanfic to bring you Sky's story in a three part arc.
Sky tells shadow all about her Journey to find her bro
Miyu: *grabs a bowl of popcorn*
*to lazy to write it all*
Kyo: Je suis désolé, mais... pourquoi?! (I am sorry, but...
why?!)
Cassy: I guess the arcs were a hell of a lot shorter than we had
anticipated. We sincerely apologize.
Miyu: Well... that was an unfortunate waste of popcorn.
Kyo: *grabs a handful of popcorn* No, it wasn't.
Cassy: Hey, give me some!
Jessie: Share the bowl, sweetie!
Sky: So that's it. Wow shads this is a big City. I wish I could go shopping,
Kyo: I wish we could further the plot.
Sky didn't notice but all the people were watching them. Shadow Stops
Cassy: *as a passerby* Didn't know that the circus was in town.
Look at them freakshow hedgehogs.
Kyo: *snickers*
Sky: (Stopping and turning) What's wrong?
Jessie: Your existence... oh, forget it.
Shadow: We have company.
Sky turns completely around and sees they are sounded buy cops
Cassy: How can you sound people?
Cop 1: Shadow the hedgehog. Put your hands in the air and come with us quietly.
Miyu: Well, at least they can tell the difference between Sonic and Shadow.
Sky: (To shadow But still looking at all the cops) What the Hell did u do?
Shadow: Nothing
Kyo: Nothing... except being a constant victim of the "Twu Wuv" syndrome.
Sky: Then tell me why does police surround us?
Cassy: Because it was in their contract.
Shadow: Hn. Because they wont to die.
Jessie: Shadow, you really need to take some English classes.
Cop 1: Resistance is futile Shadow. There is no were to run. Surrender and bring her to.
Kyo: Why? As if she'd know that he was being pursued by the cops!
Sky: (Surprised) ME! What did I do?
Miyu: Oh, nothing. Nothing except further the extremely confusing plot.
Cop 2: She's attacking prepare to fire!
All the cops hold up there guns
Cassy: But she didn't do anything, you inept asses!
Miyu: Maybe we should do a stereotypical cop joke and say that their
brains were replaced with donuts and donut holes.
Sky: No I'm not going to attack!! Don't fire!
Jessie: They're deaf, sweetie. You might as well run. Or did you
conveniently forget that you had that ability?
Kyo: I did.
Shadow: For get this. Lets just go.
Sky: That's fine with me.
Shadow and Sky begin to turn around.
Cop 1: Freeze or we'll Shot!
Miyu: No, no, no... you're supposed to shoot them, not get shot yourselves! Are you all in Bizarro World?
Shadow: Hn. Give it your best shot.
Kyo: Hmph. Estelle Getty could shoot better than these guys.
Jessie: Um... she's dead, Kyo.
Kyo: Exactly.
Sky: (Angry) Shadow Don't make them madder then they already are.
Cassy: Don't make them madder!
Shadow: Hn.
Sky rolled her Eyes and looked at the cops. She knew she could leave if she wonted to but she didn't wont to be on this cities hit list.
Sky strikes a pose. * Think Vash *
Miyu, Jessie, Cassy: ...
Kyo: On second thought... fill her with lead.
Shadow: (Sweat drops) what are u doing girl?
Sky: (Turing head) Trying not to get Shot.
Jessie: Well, you're doing a very piss poor job at that attempt.
Crowed Man:
All: What?
(Angry) Why should we let him go. He's the resion we don't have half of our moon!
Miyu: Apparently, you cannot tell the difference between a somewhat rotund man and a hedgehog. Go back to school, please.
Sky looked up in to the sky and saw the forever half moon
Crowed Women 1: Yes he did but he did save us form that lizard thing.
Cassy: How the hell did you know about the Biolizard?
Sky: (Confused to shadow) You Did?
Shadow: (To her) I don't recall ever doing anything.
C.M 2: See He admits it! Get him!
Jessie: And on to our "Dur-hay" news report: People are complete
morons.
Kyo: 2012, baby. 2012.
The police begin to fire. Shadow and Sky run for it.
Shadow: (Running) Nice-negotiating Girl.
Kyo: Yeah, as if you were any help, Shadow.
Sky: (Running) SHUT UP! .... WACH OUT!
They stop to see a G.U.N truck in their way.
Sky: (Slapping her head) Shit!
Miyu: Wait, why was Shadow's curse word censored a few chapters ago, but her curse word isn't right now? Make up your mind!
Soon the Whole Cities police force, G.U.N, and a group of guys with rakes surrounded them pointing their guns and rakes
Jessie: They're not leaves, guys. Put your rakes down.
G.U.N: (Over a speaker phone) FREEZE!!! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!
Cassy: And wave them like you just don't care!
Sky: (Putting up hands) Were Busted.
Shadow: (Crossing arms) What are u talking about girl?
Kyo: What 'chu talkin' 'bout, Sky?
U and I both know we can escape.
All: Chaos Control...?
Sky: But we don't wont to make them madder then they already are. Lets just go and straiten things out.
Kyo: I doubt it, considering that you're dealing with a rather dumbass police force...
Shadow growls but then buts his hands up as well.
Shadow: <I hope this girl is right.
All: You wish.
Then they were taken away
Miyu: ...to be ridiculed by King Henry VIII.
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Kyo: This is Kyo Baudin-LeMaire with a breaking news update. It seems that ten eights have neglected to watch a previous news report and are now trapped in a new avalanche on the same freaking mountain. We now have to waste our tax dollars to rescue these morons.
Kurama: Necko don't u think you're taking this a little too far.
All: Yes.
Necko: (In a katana outfit Complete with her weapons) No I don't. Hiei may be very Cute But I cant let him make fun of Sonic or my fanfic.
Kyo: Too damn bad, missy. And stop giving Kitana a bad name.
Kurama: (Sweat dropping in Radian costume) But do we have to be in these costumes.
All: Yes.
Cassy: And who the hell is Radian?
Miyu: I think she meant "Raiden".
Jessie: Oh, god.
Necko: (Happy) Well this IS mortal kombat so I wonted to create the felling
Jessie: I'd like to create the feeling, too! Can we get Goro,
Kintaro, and Motaro on the set so we can nuke her fangirl fantasies?
Kyo: I'd rather have Shao Kahn tell her that she sucks. It is true,
but only he can make it official.
Hiei: (In a Scorpion costume) Can we hurry up and do this so I can get out of this ridicules costume.
Miyu: Either the Scorpion fans or Scorpion himself will soon arrive...
Just then scorpion comes out of nowhere
Miyu: Huh. Well, then.
Scorpion: (Mad) What's the madder with my costume?
Hiei: Well it really rides up in the....
Necko: T.M.I!!!!!!!!!
Cassy: You are not a drag queen, you're in a ninja uniform!
Jessie: Somebody's failed their lessons on ninja garb...
Kurama: Can't we just forget about this whole Kombat thing and have some Sweet snow
All: No.
Kurama then pulls out 3 tubs of Napoleon ice cream.
Cassy: Napoleon flavored ice cream? I don't want to ask why a dead
Frenchman is supposed to be a delicious dessert.
Kyo: This is insulting.
Necko: (With a spoon) Deal
Hiei: (Also with a spoon) I will spare her for now.
All: Damn.
Scorpion: (With 2 Spoons) I Love Napoleon Ice ...I mean this will do for now
Kyo: What about cooking with you, Scorpion? I want to learn about
chopping, chopping, and more chopping!
Cassy: Don't forget tenderizing and cake decorating.
Jessie: I already have my sights set on who I'd like to chop and
tenderize, anyway.
Takal: (With spoon) the fighting's over.
All: Boo!
Kyo: Cop-out! Where's my gallons of spilled blood?!
Necko: (Confused) Hey Ur not in the story/
Takal: Well nether is he
Miyu: And neither are we! Let's break into song!
They both look at scorpion and see him and Hiei stuffing their face.
Necko: (Sweat dropping) I guess Ur right.
Kurama: Lots of reviews a day keep a mad writer away.
Kyo: Oh. So that's what this diseased gnat is on my back.
Necko: Thanks Kurama. Now lets Eat!!
Jessie: We've secretly switched their ice cream with Folger's Crystals. Let's watch.
Is that Shadow?! (Chapter 4)
Cassy: I don't know, you tell me!
Miyu: For what?
I fractured my wrist. Even now my wrist is in a cast but I will type this story just for u and my fan Lena 321. So anyway to days guest is....
Jessie: Wow, all that and she's still writing?
Kyo: I'd cheer... if she could actually write well.
Sonic: Where have u been?
Cassy: Last time I checked, Sonic spelled out all of his words.
Necko: (Surprised) Sonic?! Ur not my Guest! What r u doing here?
Kyo: *as Sonic* I'm here to murder you for slandering my good name. Let's ignore the fact that I haven't shown up in the fic yet.
Sonic: Don't Change the subject! Answer me
Miyu: Ominous Latin Chanting music goes here.
Necko: Well I
Sonic: That's no excuse!
Jessie: It would be nice if you could actually let her say the "excuse".
Necko: But ...
Sky: Sonics Right u shouldn't just disappear like that.
Cassy: She broke her fizzin' wrist. God, even the author's own character is an ass to her.
Necko: Sky? But I ...
Sonic: STOP STALLING AND DO THE STORY!!!
All: CAPS RAGE!
Necko: (Scared) Ok. Ok I don't own anything but my people so don't sue <besides u wont get anything but some lint and an old bean>
Kyo: Charlie Sheen's now funnier than you, lady. I'm sorry I had to say that.
Sonic: TYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassy: *imitates whip cracking*
Miyu: Oh, my! I didn't know that Sonic was into sadomasochism...
Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: *stares at Miyu*
Miyu: What?
Kyo: You're one kinky lady, Miyu.
Necko: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassy: Y'know, I could've sworn that forced child labor was illegal...
Jessie: *frowns slightly* You obviously haven't visited China.
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Kyo: Kyo Baudin-LeMaire here again. Eh, the ten eights are probably dead, buried under more snow. Witnesses don't really care and continue to say, "Who gives a crap?" Now back to our story... or lack thereof.
I S THAT SHADOW!?
Miyu: I don't know, i-s... it?
(Chapter 4)
Setting: At the Thorndike mansion in the living room. (Every body all ready met them except for sonic and Amy)
Gad: (Sweat droping holding Echo) Oh Echo ur going to be up all night with a stomach ache u should of stopped at ur 10th piece of cake.
Echo: (Holding stomach) Chao *burp* Chao
Cassy: That's one greedy little chao.
Gad: (Mad) P.A.C this is all your fault!!!!!
Kyo: *ignites a flame* That's it, I'm doing a live Viking
funeral. She can be my first guest of honor.
Jessie: Let me get this straight... you gave that thing over ten
pieces of cake, and you blame the robot. You're one very lazy,
annoying, and moronic brat.
Cassy: Maybe she'll grow up to be one of those soccer moms who sues the
fast food places because her coddled kids got fat from going there every day.
Miyu: Is it wrong for me to say that I actually want to strangle her
now?
Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: Nope.
P.A.C: (running and hiding behind Cream) PROTECT P.A.C!!!!! PROTECT P.A.C!!!
Miyu: That's it, I'm now adopting that poor thing.
Cream: (innocently) Ms. Gadchet Please don't hurt him he didn't mean to give Echo a stomachache.
Kyo: We have a problem if a six year old knows whether a robot did
something or not.
Miyu: Did you forget, Kyo? She's a rocket scientist.
Kyo: Yeah, scratch that out... and replace that with "someone who
should take a trip to the Sun".
Gad: <must...resist... cant give in to the.... cuteness>
Cassy: Oh, Cream's just looking for that soul that you're lacking.
Cream: Please?
Gad: <I Have failed> Fine.
Miyu: Oh, I can
give you a list of things that you've failed in.
Jessie: Yes, after nearly abusing her bot again, all she can say for an
apology is "fine". Jeez.
Tails: (Sweat dropping at the hole thing) Well Sonic should be here soon and then he'll help us find your friend. Sonic can do anything.
Miyu: *singing* Toot toot Sonic Warrior...
Gad: Well Sky can do anything too probably better then Sonic
Tails: (Crossing arms) I highly doubt that
Jessie: I'm siding with Tails on that one.
Gad: (Putting one hands on her hip) She is better.
Tails: Not ah
Gad: Ya ah
Tails: Not ah
Miyu: Oh, god...
Cassy: Are you two done wasting fic lines yet?
Chris: (Sighing) Oh Brother For two Geniuses those two sound like Dummies. I think I'll watch TV
Kyo: That's because one's been turned into a dummy, and the other already is one.
Chris turns on the TV and almost fell out
Miyu: Just like his dad on Friday night?
Cassy: Uh...
Chris: (Shocked) Ah Ta...Ta... Tails
Tails: NOT AH!
Chris: (Still shocked) Gadchet...
Gad: YA AH!
Kyo: *rubs his head in annoyance* Christ Almighty... shut up!
Chris: GUYS!!
Tails: (Stops and turns) What's wrong
Jessie: The fact that you've added padding to a plotless fic.
Chris: (Pointing to TV) look
Tails and gad look at the TV and r also shocked
Tails: (Dazed and Confused) Shadow?
Miyu: Jeez, for someone who's supposed to be smart, she can't even remember her own friend's name. Nice.
News lady: On today news we have footage of the capture of Shadow the hedgehog the former sidekick of the infamous Dr.Eggman. Also we have news that a new and what looks like a girl version of sonic was traveling with him. We have yet to find out if she also is with egg man but we will keep u posted. In other news....
Jessie: *as the news anchor* A fox only known as "Kyo Kumada" was
spotted setting a lot of rather important buildings on fire, but who cares about that?
Kyo: *laughing psychotically* This city will be brighter than Vegas at
night!
Miyu: I've never really heard of any news people using "a girl version
of Sonic" in their reports.
Kyo: Walter Cronkite's rolling around in his grave right now.
Cassy: And that's the way it is.
Gad: Tails we have to save her
Cassy: No, we don't.
Tails: I Know and the other guy was are Friend G.U.N will try to Find a way to kill them so we have to hurry
Miyu: This is why we need commas and periods, people.
Gad: Right
Gad then hands a now sleeping Echo to Cream
Gad: Cream U think u could take care of two chao today until I get back?
Cream: (Taking Echo) Sure Please be careful u 2
Cassy: *as Gad* Oh, and by the way... if you do anything wrong, don't worry. I'll make sure I'll be able to abuse my robot.
Chris: What about me?
Kyo: You can start by shoehorning your way into already established stories. Which means that you should keep doing what you're doing.
Tails: U stay here and tell Sonic when he gets back
Chris: Ok
Jessie: Yeah, because we've already dealt with our "Chris Show". We don't need another season.
Tails: Gad lets go we don't have time to lose
Gad: Right. P.A.C Back pack mode.
Miyu: *as P.A.C* Forget you, I'm leaving! I'm tired of your abuse!
P.A.C Changed and got on her Back then they headed for the Blue plane.
Tails: (running) Hey Gad Can u Navigate?
Miyu: She couldn't remember to install landing gear! Are you really going to rely on her?
Gad: (Right Behind him) Dose Echo like Cheesecake?
Kyo: I have a better question... does Kyo LeMaire hate your everloving
guts?
Jessie: I could've sworn it was strawberries, not cheesecake. Jeez, she
doesn't even know her own Chao.
Miyu: Remember, she's... someone who should take a trip to the Sun.
Kyo: Glad you didn't forget, Miyu.
Tails: (Smiling) Touché
They got into the jet and they took off. 3 min later Sonic and Amy walk up the walk way
Amy: (Clinging to sonic) Oh Sonic thanks for taking me out today. I had so much Fun!
Sonic: (Sighing) how did I get my self into this?
Kyo: Death threats.
Cassy: Chili dog bribery.
Sonic then looked down at the smiling pink hedgehog Clinging to him
Sonic: (Smirking to himself) <I guess we did have a good time>
Just then Chris and Cream Holding Echo and Cheese run out to them
Amy: (Looking at the sleeping Chao in Cream Arms) Hey Cream where U Get That Purple Chao?
Cream: She is Plum not Purple Amy
All: She's still purple!
Chris: Who cares! Sonic U wont Believe this But Shadow Got Arrested today and u have to help save him?
Kyo: *as Sonic* Yeah... no. And since you said that in a question instead of a statement, I'm gonna go take advantage of Amy's feelings.
Sonic: (Surprised) Shadow? But He... That's Crazy
Miyu: *as Jackie* That's crazy, Jade! You're crazy!
Chris: I know how it sounds but its true. Tails all ready went ahead there at Prison island also u have a
Jessie: A what? An inability to finish sentences or get cut off?
Chris didn't finish because he took off leaving a big dust cloud and everyone coughing as always
Cassy: Great, Sonic's triggered someone's asthma.
Chris: (Covering his mouth and coughing) Man*Cough* I hate it when he dose that*Cough* *Cough*
Mean wile with sonic
Sonic: (Running) <Shadow? But how can he? I saw him fall this is crazy! >
Cassy: No, that was--
Kyo: If you say "Dusk", I will torch you, Goth Kitty.
Sonic though about it some more then smirked
Sonic: (Still running) < Well Wada Know that faker is the ultimate life I guess I should save his sorry ass>
Kyo: And we're sorry that Sonic's sorry ass can't spell.
Hold on Shadow I'm coming
Jessie: Insert creepy yaoi joke here.
With that he went faster
Jessie: No, really; insert creepy yaoi joke here.
Miyu: *singing* Gotta go faster, faster, faster...
Cassy: Really, Miyu?
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Kyo: Kyo LeMaire here once again. Seven eights are now trapped in the same damn avalanche. Fuck them. Seriously.
Necko: There. U 2 happy now?
Cassy: I'm happy that there's no more of this stuff.
Sonic: U could have typed it faster
Sky: U were kinda slow
Necko: (Mad) I TYPE THIS HOLE THING WITH ONE ARM WHAT THE HELL DO U EXSPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: Really? I couldn't tell the difference.
Sky: Well First I advise u go to anger management.]
Sonic: And get a typing program to help u go faster.
Cassy: Amazing that nobody suggested a spellchecker or a beta reader.
Necko: WHAT!!! That's it I'm out of here
Necko levees
Kyo: Hell, me too. If I spend another second in this theater, I'm going
to lose it.
Miyu: I'd like to know how she turned into a levee.
Sky: Lots of reviews a day keep a mad writer a way. And to think Necko Was once a Calm peaceful 15 year old
Jessie: Calm?
Miyu: Peaceful?
Kyo: Fifteen?!
Sonic: I wonder what mad her change?
Sky: The world may never know
Cassy: Just like the answer to discovering how many licks there are to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
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