Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Black Crow Crew, Episode 10: the journey of cathy

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Chapter 1

Disclaimer: don't own pokemon in any way

Kyo: Thank you for that, G--
Miyu: Yes, we got it, Kyo.

This is remake of my story that my friend helped me with.

Jessie: I'd hate to see the first draft.
Cassy: *elbows Jessie*
Jessie: What?

…

Miyu: My thoughts exactly.

Ring….! An alarm clock sounded "Huh what time is it" said a girl as she sleepily rose up from her bed to look at the clock " What! Ten o'clock! Oh no! I was so post to be down at the lab at 8:00!"

Cassy: Oh, no. We've already dealt with a badly spaced fic, and now there's another one?
Miyu: Well, there is a bright side to this one, Cassidy.
Cassy: What's that?
Miyu: It's one heck of a lot shorter.
Cassy: Well, that's good... I think.

The girl quickly got out of bed and got dressed in her usual light blue short sleeve shirt and red pants and her blue sneakers "Hi, I am Cathy I am 15 yrs old and am starting my long awaited Pokemon journey to day and I am late to the lab of professor carry where every new trainer gets there first Pokemon. Prof. Carry is not really all that known to people yet. I am from a town just a few miles from pallet town were the famed Professor Oak lives this town is called Conray town, a very small but peaceful village. There is a large lake with a water fall only a mile away. Anyway, on with the story."

Kyo: Damn, young lady! Did you breathe between those sentences?
Cassy: Ah, and we already have our very first Poké cliché... the trainer's late to get his or her first Pokémon.

"See you later mom" said Cathy as

Jessie: ...her clone rushed out to take the real Cathy's place.

she ran out the door with her bag full of supplies she ran to Prof. Carry's place. When she got there, The usual crowd of new trainers were gone. "Oh, I am so late! I hope I get a Pokemon!"

Miyu: And then she doesn't, blah, blah, blah. Heard it already.

BAMM! She ran in to someone and landed on the ground. She looked up to she who it was. It was Shelly and Ron, two of her main rivals. " Oh am so sorry!" she said as she got up.

Cassy: Yay, let's see how snooty they'll act towards her! Because the rival of the main character always has to be an ass!

"Late as usual… There are no Pokemon left at all. We got the last ones." Ron said. Standing their in his red long sleeve shirt and his black pants. He then swished his short purple hair coolly. He then took out a pokeball out of his pocket, his blue eyes then flashed as his smirk returned, " Well loser check this out, I got the best starter there was" Ron said coolly.

Jessie: It's probably an Eevee.
Miyu: *snickers* No, it isn't.

Then, Shelly his sister's

Smirk also Grew with her fancy pink ruffled

Shirt and green skirt. She blinked her also blue eyes.

Kyo: And so the sentences
Jessie: Broke into three parts.
Miyu: I've never been so
Cassy: Confused before.

"Hey! don't forget about me!" Shelly said while also taking out a pokeball from her pocket.

"GO!" said Ron and Shelly together as they Through their pokeballs,

Miyu: Threw. Threw.

They both burst open to let out a bright burst of light.

After a second the Flash disappeared to reveal their pokemon, Sitting by Ron a Bulbasaur. By shelly sat a pikachu as yellow as her hair.

Miyu: Bulbasaur, I can understand. Pikachu... I certainly can't.
Cassy: It's a requirement. Main character of the anime has Pikachu as his starter, so it's going to be someone else's starter.

"Bulba.." Bulbasaur said taunting Cathy even more.

Jessie: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, that Grass type is such a dickweed.

"Haha! You'll never be a dragon master like lance!" Said Ron.

"Yes I will! You'll see" Cathy said angrily

"Ha! Yeah right! Well see you later, loser!" said Shelly and they both walked away to leave town to start their journeys

Cassy: Poké cliché number two... the rivals are jerks, as stated before.

"Oh man! Please, kami,

Kyo: Don't you throw your random Japanese in my face, little missy!
Jessie: But, Kyo, you forget, right?
Kyo: What?
Jessie: That the only words that they know in Japanese are "kawaii", "kami", and "hentai".
Kyo: Tch.

have a Pokemon left!" she said as she got to the door of the lab and ran in "Professor!" she said

" Oh, there you are, Cathy. Your late! I am sorry, but I have no Pokemon left at all." This totally crushed Cathy

Miyu: In a rare twist of fate, the words actually crushed her! Fic's over, everyone!
Kyo, Jessie, Cassy: Pipe dream, Miyu.

"Hey! Who are you!" Cathy turned around to see Prof. Oak standing there "Oh! My name is Cathy" They shook hands. She turned back to Prof. Carry "Hey! I have an idea! How about I go catch my pokemon!"

Cassy: If the Poké's an Eevee, I'm so outta here.
Miyu: But she wants to be a Dragon Master, Cassidy.
Cassy: I still think she's going to get an Eevee. It's just an odd feeling that I have.

" I don't know… that could be dangerous… I guess as long as you can get one in a hour. Oak and I are going to a meeting out of town."

Cathy's face light up "Ok, I promise." The Prof. gave her a poke ball for

catching a Pokemon

Kyo: And then I found some glue to
Jessie: Stick the parts of that sentence together
Miyu: Period.
Cassy: *snickers*

"When your done, come back and I'll give you your pokedex and 5 more poke balls." said Prof. Carry

Miyu: There are so many usage errors. I feel like I want to go on a correcting spree with Sonia now.

"Ok!" and with that she ran out the door and she ran toward the lake near the village. When she got near the waterfall, she started to slow down but was still going too fast to see where she was going and… BAMM! She again ran into Shelly and Ron just as they were heading toward the route to leave town.

Kyo: *flatly* Yay, more dickweed... ness.

"Ha! Did you actually get a Pokemon?" they both asked.

"Ummm….. No, I have to catch mine" The two just stared at her for a moment, then started bursting out with laughter and walked away.

"Dragon master…. Right…." Shelly snubbed as they walked away

Jessie: Why does a part of me want to throw them down the waterfall?
Cassy: And Cathy?
Jessie: She's going last.

"Oh" Cathy walked along the edge of the lake looking at the pokeball in her hands then all of a sudden she slipped and fell in the river " AHH!" she yelled and was carried along the river and fell down the water fall when she finally got to the side and pulled her self out of the river some how she was unhurt. " hey were did my pokeball go, it must have fallen out of my hand when I went down the water fall oh great" she said sadly

Miyu: Wow, Darwin's having quite the off-season, isn't he?

But then she looked up to see her pokeball floating toward her " Hey, there it is." she said happily and she picked it up only to see a red light in the middle of the ball flashing and then went off with a ding! Meaning she somehow caught a Pokemon

All: *flatly* Hooray.

" Hey, I wonder what I caught."

Kyo: Please let it be a Magikarp.

cathy said surprised but looked at her watch and she only had 20 minutes left to get back so she ran back while she attached the pokeball to a necklace she had been wearing and it hung on her neck when she got back to the lab she just made it and she ran in side " Hey, Professor." cathy yelled.

Cassy: Guh... where's the punctuation?
Miyu: They're on a lunch break, Cassidy.

"Oh your back and your all wet, did you get a Pokemon." Said the Prof. Carry.

Jessie: Yes, he is the Professor... like no one else or something.

" Well yes." she told him the story about the lake

so what did you catch?" he asked " I don't know I haven't checked yet" she replied

" Well let it out and see." Said Prof. Carry

Kyo: If it's a rare thing, I'm going to go back in time to kill my ancestors.

"Ok." Cathy said and took the pokeball from her necklace, she then took a deep breath "Ok, go pokeball." she yelled and she through it the ball opened and again a bright light escaped from it when the light subdued a small long Pokemon stood there " dra..tini" said the Pokemon both the professors froze as did cathy.

" she couldn't believe it she caught a dratini of all Pokemon it was one of the rarest Pokemon in existence

Miyu: *facepalms*
Kyo: Okay... who's smart enough to pull off a time machine?
Cassy: I don't know, dude.
Kyo: *sighs* This thing better not make any less sense, or I'm going to burn the fic and the... is it possible to call her a Sue?
Jessie: Not yet, sweetie. It's just a few clichés at the moment.

And it was her first Pokemon she had caught by accident

Cassy: "Accident", my furry ass.

" Oh my you're my Pokemon sweet" she said

"Dra.." dratini said confused A little but then smiled happily seeing she had a new partner and friend. Cathy hugged it.

"Well, this is a surprise but we have to go its something about the elite four so here are your pokedex and 5 poke balls"

Jessie: Jeez, they don't even give a crap about the Elite Four. At least put some caring into it!

"Ok, thanks lets go dratini." Said Cathy.

"Drati." dratini agreed

" Dratini return." She put it back in its pokeball said good bye and thanked the prof.s a few hours later she was deep in the forest to go to the next town she had looked up dratini in the pokedex and found out it for now new wrap and leer . Suddenly she saw something come out of the bushes. " weedle" it said.

Miyu: *woodenly* So much feeling. I'm on the edge of my seat.
Cassy: Well... at least the punctuation came back from that lunch break.
Kyo: And by that paragraph, it looks like it was drinking booze, too.

" A Pokemon hey its time for our first battle go dratini." Yelled Cathy.

Out came dratini. " Dra." It said

" Hey, its time for our first battle you ready." Dratini looked at weedle it stared at it for a minute.

Jessie: And after that minute, the Weedle fled. Try again, dear.

" Dratini!" nodding.

"Alright then lets go leer." Cathy ordered.

Cassy: Who's Leer?
Miyu: Yes, you know it's an attack. And yes, you only said that to call out the bad writing.

" Dra." Dratini agreed.

Its eyes started to glow. " WEE!" weedle responded and it attacked with a poison sting shooting poisonous stingers at dratini.

Kyo: Oh, really? I could've sworn that it shot Silly String at it.

" Try to dodge it and use wrap!" Cathy said.

" Dra.." It barley dodged the attack but then

Jessie: ...it brought out its "Wheat" attack.

bounced back and wrapped its long body around weedle, it started to squeeze it " all right dratini now hold it still" Said Cathy.

Taking out a empty pokeball out of her pocket "Drati." It said agreeing.

" Go, pokeball!" Cathy said, she through it at weedle the ball tapped it on the head and opened weedle turned into a red light and disappeared into the ball. The ball fell to the ground and started shaking while the red light in the middle flashed then after a few seconds " DING!" the light went of and stopped shaking " Alright we did it!" Cathy said.

All: *flatly* Hooray.
Kyo: Well, at least it's not forcing me to do a public suicide yet.
Cassy: I think she's slowly going up in the Sue meter. She's succeeded in everything so far.
Miyu: Beginner's luck?
Cassy: No, it's gotta be something else, dude.

As she picked up the ball " dra. Dratini" dratini bounced happily know lets get to the nearest town witch happened to be a few minutes away she again recalled dratini and put the newly caught Pokemon in her pocket and ran off she finally got to the Pokemon center she ran it the door and BAMM! She for the third time to day ran into someone and both her and the other person landed on the ground " Oh, I am so sorry." Cathy said and looked up to see who it was…..

Kyo: *gets up* It was the guy with no name who decided to end this mundane fic. See ya!
Miyu: *grabs Kyo's arm* Oh, no you don't!
Kyo: *sits down* You really hate me, don't you?
Miyu: *whispers in Kyo's ear* No, I just enjoy watching you squirm.
Kyo: *coughs a little* You... you're getting a bit kinky there, Miyu.
Cassy: *rolls her eyes* Horny, horny foxes.

Chapter 2

"Oh, um hello" said nurse Joy

just going out side,

"Oh, am sorry." Cathy said apologizing,

"Oh, no its ok do your pokemon need to be healed?" Asked Nurse Joy.

"Yes, actually." Cathy handed them to her.

Jessie: And then Nurse Joy was actually a Team... whatever member!
Kyo: Really?
Jessie: No, but that'd be a lot more action packed than this thing.

After that she sat down and rested a bit and in no time her pokemon were returned to her and she left now heading north she new the gym leader of this town was usually challenged last by many trainers so she decided to challenge it last also.

Cassy: Thrill as Cathy does... whatever the hell that was!

She headed out of town and decide to travel near a river being careful not to fall in after awhile she decide to do some training.

Miyu: And to many readers, they're still wondering how she didn't die yet.
Kyo: Because the Kardashians need even more money.

"come out drati.." Cathy, was cut of by the sound of foot steps she turned to see her rivals Ron and shelly who were equally surprised to see her.

"Um, hello." she said.

"So you actually got a pokemon?" asked Shelly.

Jessie: Shocking, isn't it?
Kyo: Uh, where the heck is the rest of this chapter?
Cassy: I think that's the whole thing, dude.
Miyu: Wow. Somebody was in a hurry to update, huh?
Cassy: Yep.

Chapter 3

"Yes, I got a pokemon." Cathy said proudly To her rivals.

"Ha, is that so? So what did you get a magikarp HAHA!" Said Ron mocking her.

Kyo: Hey, I said that first. Back the hell off.

"Yeah, that's all a loser like you could catch, HAHA." Mocked Shelly.

Jessie: No, really, I seriously want to drown them in the nearest river right now.

"Hey, that's not true. My pokemon is

Cool." Answered Cathy.

Cassy: And her Pokémon was
Kyo: A basic ass pull with no effort.
Miyu: Cassidy and Kyo said.

"Is that so, then how's about a little battle? One on one." Challenged Ron. "Ill,

Even go easy on you and use a pokemon that I just caught." Ron said while taking a pokeball off his belt and he released the pokemon in side. "wurmple!" said his pokemon. "My wurmple Alone can wipe the floor with any pokemon you have, HA! I bet you don't even have two pokemon yet." Ron continued to mock her to no end.

Jessie: Did he join Team Galactic? Maybe his Wurmple's at Level 32.
Kyo: If that's the case, he needs a good spanking.

" Hey, don't look down on me. Fine

Your on, to prove you wrong ill use my second caught." Said Cathy, she took out weedle's pokeball from her pocket and through it into the air in a burst of light weedle came out of its pokeball.

"Wee!" Weedle said sitting on the ground in front of her.

Cassy: Actually, I think I need to take a wee after this fic ends.
Miyu: *sputters* Cassidy!
Cassy: I can't say a potty joke, but you can say a horny riff. Alright, Miss Hypocrisy.

"Alright, weedle get ready for battle."

Cathy said to weedle who nodded in response. Cathy called out to Ron" You make the first move."

"Fine, but you'll regret it. Wurmple use poison sting now!" Ron ordered and wurmple obeyed, shooting poisonous stingers weedle's way.

"Weedle use poison sting as well." Cathy ordered in response to the attack, Weedle obeyed intercepting wurmple's attack with its own poison sting.

Jessie: *robotically* The bland redundancy is making me enjoy this fic to the highest caliber.
Kyo: Okay, Miss Terminator.

"Good,

Now weedle, poison sting again." Cathy again ordered and weedle obeyed. This time hitting wurmple With its attack.

" Wurmple string shot now" said Ron,

Wurmple used its string shot as ordered,

Which hit Weedle tying it into a sticky mess.

Miyu: And then somebody
Cassy: Made a crappy sex joke.

" Now, tackle it." Ron ordered his pokemon.

Wurmple then slammed into her Weedle. Sending it flying only to land at her feet.

Kyo: And then another bad sex riff was made.

"Gasp.. No weedle hang on I know you can do It." Cathy called out to her pokemon. Who was struggling to get up.

"HA! I new it you are a weakling and will always be one" Ron said with a big, I am about to win. Grin on his Face.

Jessie: And so I had the most bored, I am about to leave. Look on my Face.

"No, were not, Right weedle!" She called out to her pokemon with climbing confidence in her voice.

"Wee.. Weedle" Weedle answered her, then all of a sudden Weedle began to glow with a bright white light.

"What the?" Ron said in surprise.

"Weedle, your… evolving alright." Cathy said happily as her Weedle stopped glowing. It was no longer a weedle it had evolved into, " Kakuna!" said the new pokemon.

Miyu: Okay, so her personality's not crummy.
Cassy: True, but I don't like her bag of plot tricks. I mean, she only put effort into one thing, and everything else just came to her like it was Christmas.

"What, so you still can't beat me." said Ron with a slightly worried look on his face.

"Oh yeah, well we might have something to say about that." Said cathy, "Kakuna" Kakuna said seconding her comment.

" Err… No Wurmple poison sting now"

Kyo: Is it me... or am I getting sick of Poison Sting right now?
Miyu: Well, they are beginning Pokémon Trainers. Of course they would rely on that move a little... though I don't understand why he would use it on Weedle, who is part Poison.
Jessie: Hey, beginners aren't scientists. Let 'em experiment a bit.

Ron ordered and wurmple attacked.

Kakuna's body shined and the stingers Bounced right off. "Hey, that was a harden attack cool. Alright lets end this poison sting" Cathy ordered and Kakuna obeyed

And hit Wurmple with its attack sending it flying and landing at Rons feet unable to battle.

"Yeah, We did it." Cathy said as she hugged Kakuna happily.

Cassy: Jeez, she sounds so bored when she wins! Is she an android?

"What I lost, you got lucky" Ron said angrily as he recalled his wurmple and he and shelly ran off.

Miyu: Sure, she did. Oh, wait... she did.
Jessie: Now go away, you Gary wannabe.

Chapter 4

"Alright, kakuna that was a great battle, your were awesome!" Cathy congratulated her pokemon she was carrying in her arms. They walked along the road that leaded to the next town.

Jessie: And hopefully out of this mundane fic.

"Kaku…!" Kakuna said happily.

They walked on, Then all of a sudden something came out from the ground under her feet knocking her over backwards.

Kyo: Cripes, does she have ten feet and trip over them on a constant basis?

"WA! What the?" said Cathy in surprise. She looked to see what had knocked her over, What she saw surprised her even more.

"Eev…"Said the surprised Eevee, that just came from the ground and knocked Cathy down. Eevee stared at her

Then it looked like it was ready to fight.

Cassy: I knew it! I just knew it!
Miyu: Guess I shouldn't doubt those gut feelings of yours, Cassidy.
Cassy: Always trust your gut, dude.

"Eeveee!" Eevee said angrily, ready

To battle.

" Oh, it's a battle you want, then it's a battle you'll get." Said Cathy, she then put kakuna down. " Alright, poison sting." Cathy ordered

" Kakuna!" Kakuna obeyed and attacked.

The Eevee dodged the attack and tackled kakuna, then a black orb as it got ready to use its shadow ball attack.

Jessie: Wait! Hold on! Time out!
Kyo: What?
Jessie: Eevee can't learn Shadow Ball unless it's from a TM! There better be a previous owner involved here!
Kyo: Oh, who cares about that crap? Cathy's full of plot conveniences!

" Not good, Kakuna harden then string shot go." Cathy said.

Kakuna's body shined and the shadow ball was reflected, Then it used string shot and tangled the eevee up.

Miyu: Maybe this fic's running on the anime canon.
Cassy: Hey, if I don't have to deal with "Thunder Armor", I'll be good to go.

"Ee." Eevee cried as it struggled to get free, then it finally used bite to get free. It then used dig and disappeared into the ground.

Kyo: D... dig...? That's a TM technique, too!
Jessie: Okay, now she's hitting the Sue meter.

" Kakuna, be careful." She yelled out to Kakuna, but it was to late Eevee came up under Kakuna and the used shadow ball again to finish of kakuna.

"Good job take a rest." Cathy said as she recalled Kakuna. " Ok, eevee you asked for it." she took the poke ball from her necklace, " Lets go, dratini." She yelled as she threw the ball into the air and dratini came out.

"Dratini." It said ready to battle.

Eevee got ready to battle again.

Miyu: And then it fled. Too bad.
Cassy: Jessie used that joke already.
Miyu: I know. I just wish that it was true, though.

" Ok, dratini lets use wrap." Cathy commanded. Dratini sprang forward and got eevee in a wrap.

" Eevee." It struggled to get free.

" Dratini, hold it a little tighter."

Cathy said, Dratini nodded and tightened

Its grip. "Ok, now lets try this." Cathy took out an empty poke ball. " Go, poke ball" She yelled as she threw it at eevee.

"Ee." It cried before the ball sucked it in. The ball fell to the ground and after a few minutes eevee was captured.

Cassy: *facepalms*
Jessie: Bland, horribly convenient, way too cliché... ugh.
Kyo: Okay, this fic's bad... but I'm not angry. Why is that?
Miyu: Ask Sabrina -- oh, wait... Jessie killed her.

"Alright, Great." Cathy said as she put Eevee's poke ball in her pocket. She then recalled dratini and put its ball back on her necklace. But little did she now that her battle had been seen by some won.

Cassy: Great, now she's hitting the sudden special Sue ranks.

After a while Cathy finally Arrived at

Lulinda Village. She went strait to the pokemon center.

"Finally."

Kyo: Finally, this bland crap is over.
Miyu: Almost.

Cathy said in relief as she walked in the pokemon center door and handed her pokemon to nurse joy and the

Went over to the couch and sat down next to a girl.

She had long brown hair with

Yellow clips in it, she was wearing a light pink shirt with yellow pants and blue shoes on. The girl looked at her for a minute " Hey! Your that girl that I saw battling in the forest with the wild eevee,

You have a dratini don't you?" She asked quietly.

Jessie: *sighs* Yes, and the sudden "celebrity" rank is starting.
Cassy: Wow, I've never been this bored before.

"Oh, yes I do." Cathy replied.

" That's cool. Hi I am Kaya." Kaya

Held out her and Cathy extended her hand also and they shook hands.

"Hi, I am Cathy, nice to meet you." Cathy said.

"Hey, when we get our pokemon back want to have a quick battle?" Kaya

Challenged.

Jessie: Blah, blah, blah
Kyo: Patch the sentences together.

"Sure." Cathy said in response.

Miyu: And then what?
Kyo: Who knows, who cares? Maybe Cathy would own the Lati duo if this thing continued. Oh, and let's throw in Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina! She did want to be a Dragon Master, you know!
Cassy: Ugh. Anyway, I'm not trying to be a kitty that's full of puns, but I do feel like taking a cat nap.
Jessie: *shrugs* Whatever. I'm going to make a gallon of coffee for myself or something.

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