Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Egg Spiral Crew, Episode 15: Sailor Sun (Part Five)

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Chapter 13

At Ana's house...
"That transformation thing is highly unusual," said Amy, "I did some research and this was never suppose to happen to you or any of the scouts!"

Sonia: Let's ignore the fact that something similar happened to Serena when she was revealed to be Princess Serenity. Sure. Okay.

Ana just shrugged and went back to cooking.

Tails: Yeah, Mary Sues know how special they are.

When the two were done, the studied together for a history exam. All of a sudden Ana's dad came in and saw the two studied for their history exam.

Sonia: *bored* Thrilling.

"Who's this?" asked Ana's dad a little happy since Ana doesn't have many friends.

Amy: "Tiny Violin Theater at the Mary Sue Philharmonic" will be back after this message from your local PBS fundraising sponsor.

"This is my friend Amy," said Ana smiling, "Her mom had to work late at the hospital and she doesn't know much about cooking so she called me."

Manic: Lita who?
Sonic: Exactly.

Ana's dad then walked upstairs to take a shower. The two girls were done and Ana took Amy home.

Tails: *bored* How stilted is this fic?
Manic: It's so boring that I'm almost running out of riffs here.

At the Negaverse...
Veronica looked in one of her old history books. She saw the section about the silver millennium. She saw that Ana and Josh were brainwashed and helped the Negaverse defeat all the planets.

Sonia: Why would that be in a history book?
Sonic: Just 'cause.

"That's it," said Veronica happily, "I'll capture Ana and Josh and brainwash them again!"

Amy: Because that's totally not a rip-off of the original Negaverse arc! Nope!

Veronica called on Faintly.

Sonic: That's one of those old fangled Pokeymans, right?
Tails: *snickers*

"Faintly here, what can I do?" asked Faintly as she bowed. Veronica showed her a picture of Ana and Josh.
"Capture these people!" commanded Veronica.

Amy: You wanna tell her their names as well... never mind. Guess that's too much effort.

"As you wish." said Faintly as she disappeared. Veronica turned and said in her mind "With those two on my side, I'll finally come out of my palace and rule the Universe!"

Manic: Do we have any crackers to go with this cheese?
Sonia: In the cupboard.

The next day...
Ana came out of her class with Josh and the other knights and scouts. They all decided to go to the park for a romantic walk while the blossoms are in bloom.

Amy: *dumps a bowl of cheese cubes on her head*
Tails: I see that you've lost your subtlety trait...
Sonic: Tails, she smashed three screens yesterday. It's definitely dead with her.

They met together in the center of the park and all the suddenly Faintly appeared. The scouts and the knights transformed. Then faintly attacked and made them all faint.

Sonia: No wonder we're running out of riffs.

While the scouts were asleep, Faintly captured Sailor Sun and Sun Knight.

At the Negaverse...
The brainwashing chambers were done and Faintly put Sailor Sun and Sun Knight in them.

Sonic: The heck? Did she get a little capsule and add some water for instant brainwashing?

"Finally, I can be free!" yelled Veronica. The brainwashing was finally done. The two emerged and they had an evil look on their faces.

"Finally, we can be together forever." said the two with deep voices.

Manic: Man, this new Stephen King book sucks.
Sonic: *elbows Manic* Ah, stop it, bro.

They got up and walked to the looking mirror. They looked at the scouts recovering. They had no idea of their new life on Earth. They only remembered their past.

Tails: Again, it's definitely not a bad copy of the first arc.

"So, the Moon princess is stronger, I see the scouts are too." said Josh blankly.
"We'll get them, they're trying to pull us apart but we won't let them" said Ana looking at Josh.

Sonic: You're not a fresh loaf of bread. Nobody's going to pull you two boring folks apart.
Sonia: Then again, why are we supposed to care about those two?
Manic: Uh... because.

At the temple...
"This is very bad!" said Artemis panicking.
"What will happen?" asked Amber.
"You'll need to be our back up," said Luna looking at Amber.

Amy: Of course, you remember Amber... who hasn't shown up or had any sort of development for about a million chapters.
Sonia: Cardboard boxes have more depth than these people.

Chapter 14

The scouts went home but the outers had their own little meeting.

"I never really trusted that Ana," said Alex jealously.

Tails: I forgot. It's never truly a Mary Sue fic unless someone is incredibly jealous of her.
Sonia: Never mind the fact that we don't know why she was jealous of the boring Sue in the first place.
Sonic: Backstories are for losers, sis.

"Alex! She's still good!" yelled Michelle. The scouts all turned together and started to wonder what will happen to them all. Then they figured it out! They'll

Amy: ...keel over.

reenact the Silver Millennium to bring back their memories!

Amy: That has got to be the dumbest plan on the planet. This isn't a Civil War reenactment!

"That won't work, they destroyed practically everything in that time!" said Setsuna. All the scouts were stumped and went back to their homes.

Manic: So... just trying to snap them out of their brainwashing's too simple of a plan in this fic, huh?
Sonia: No, they have to lose a bunch of IQ points before they can come to that conclusion, Manic.

At the Negaverse...
"You two," yelled Veronica looking at Sailor Sun and Sun Knight, "Get to work and find out how to destroy the scouts and get energy so I can escape!"

"It will be our pleasure," said the two smiling wickedly.

Tails: Just in case you forgot how evil they became.

"Good, now, you there, "said Veronica pointing to Sailor Sun. "You need to turn into Princess Sun." Ana then turned into her princess form, jumped through a mirror and turned a man that looked like Ken. It was Ken!

Amy: I don't know what just happened, and now I'm lost.
Sonia: You're implying that this fic even had a plot, Amy.

Ana put Nega Energy into him. Ken became evil and started to zap people's energy! Ana, overlooking him, saw the inner scouts and Sailor Galaxy coming so she hid.

Manic: She hid where? How're we supposed to enjoy this fic when everything's just so bare like this?
Sonic: *shrugs* Guess we should fill the rest in by ourselves.

"Mercury, Aqua Rhapsody!" said Mercury as she trapped Ken in a ball of water.
"Galaxy, Planet, Heal!" said Sailor Galaxy as she healed Ken. Ana was very mad and came down to face them face to face.

Tails: I guess being brainwashed zaps your IQ points, too.
Sonic: So that's further into the negatives, then.
Sonia: Much like the collective brain power of Trump supporters?
Amy: Sonia!

"So, you won this time!" said Ana as she disappeared.
"I sure do hope she will be healed," said Sailor Moon depressed.

Manic: *baffled* Dude, you didn't even try to heal her!
Tails: Oh, yeah, those IQ points are gone.

Chapter 15

At the Negaverse...
"You know, I don't think we can turn anyone into a worker for the Negaverse. They'll just get healed," said Josh.

Amy: But... aren't you brainwashed and working for them... and you'll be healed soon... *holds her head* Ow, ow, ow, ow...

"Your right. We will need to face them and destroy them!" said Ana as she made a fist while a hologram of the scouts was in her hand.

Sonic: Why's she trying to crush a hologram?
Sonia: Logic doesn't exist here.
Manic: Should've had a crystal ball if she needed something to smash.

"I'll leave them a note when I go to the temple," said Josh.

Sonia: As I was saying... logic isn't a thing.

At the temple...
Josh appeared above the temple and dropped a note saying to meet them at the park.

Manic: This is the worst love letter ever.

"This could be dangerous, facing those two. You girls don't stand a chance!" said Luna worrying that they might die again.

Tails: *sarcastically* You've been very encouraging, Luna.

The girls that day practiced real hard so they can knock Ana and Josh down and heal them.

Sonic: Truly, this is the result of the power of friendship. We've come all this way just to shove a boot into a brainwashed ally's butt.

When they got back they noticed it was time to meet them. They walked to the park in their sailor suits and found the two in a tree.

Amy: And then the brainwashed duo proceeded to fling their feces at them.

"Prepare to meet your doom!" yelled Ana as she turned into Super Sailor Sun. Josh then jumped down and landed next to Sailor Sun.

Tails: And he fell flat on his face.

Chapter 16

"Sun Celestial, Fire balls Swirl!" yelled Ana as she shot silver fireballs to the scouts. One hit Sailor Moon and burned her badly.

Sonia: Too bad her ability wasn't Flash Fire.

"Ahhh!!" screamed Sailor Moon.

Amy: Well, that couldn't have been any more blatant, huh?

"Sailor Moon!" yelled Tuxedo Mask as he plunged to her.

Sonic, Manic: No comment.

"Sun, Death, Blast!" yelled Ana as a black beam hit all the scouts and killed them all. Their souls were locked in Ana's mirrors on her glove.

All: *flatly* What.
Sonic: *lightly laughs* Well.
Manic: The heck? Is this Sue Thanos?
Tails: Wow. This fic somehow managed to get even worse.
Sonia: I'm too bored to be angry.

"Your next cape boy!" yelled Ana pointing to Tuxedo Mask.

Tails: "You're".

"How could someone with a big heart as yours do this! You know you have good inside your self!" yelled Tuxedo Mask.
"Quit all the love mush!" yelled Josh

Amy: Hey, canon filler guy. He wasn't talking to you. Now get in the corner.

"Sun, Knight blast!" a sword came and a beam of purple light blasted Tuxedo Mask. Ana saw the plead in his eyes.

Tails: She saw the plaid?

Josh then saw it, memories started to flood their minds but were quickly erased and they both killed Sailor Moon and Tuxedo mask.

Manic: Wait, what? I thought that Sailor Moon was already dead.
Sonic: Had to kill her twice to make sure.

Chapter 17

Ana trapped their souls in her mirrors and collected energy for Veronica. But when she collected energy from the fifth person, Ana's memories and Josh's started to flood their minds.

Sonia: Unfortunately, they retained the same amount of brain cells that they had before: zero.

"Josh?" said Ana looking at him. Ana saw the mirrors on her glove and saw the scout's dead bodies. Then when Josh saw the dead bodies his and Ana's memory was restored.

Amy: *flatly* Oh, look, it's a recreation of the past, just like in the first arc. *halfheartedly waves her hands around* Yay.

Ana took off the mirrors and placed each soul on its body. On the back, Josh poked a hole with his sword and placed the mirror back. Mercury's soul came out and it looked like Princess Mercury! Princess Mercury came to where the couple were and forgave them and went back into her body. Then Neptune's soul came out and it also looked like Princess Neptune! She came over and said that she understood. She then entered her body. All the scouts came in their Princess form and forgave them both. Then Tuxedo Mask, looking like his Prince form, came over and said that it was good to have them back. Then the rest of the knights came and forgave them. Before they knew it, the scouts were restored and forgave them once again.

Sonic: So... it's okay that they killed them? Oh, yeah, these people are really not going to make it in Mensa.

Ana then began to shiver all over and collapsed.

Manic: I think Axl read that in a hentai once...

A gold glow showed all over her and it became so bright that nobody could see her anymore.

Tails: Turns out that she spontaneously combusted.

Then when it died down, a silver glow surrounded her and she was Princess Sun with the locket in her hands.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to destroy you all," said Ana glumly. Ana had no idea what was happening.

Sonia: Neither do we, for that matter.

Then she turned back and Veronica appeared in hovering above them all.

"Fools! You two gave me enough energy to unlock me from my prison," yelled Veronica, "I'm twice as strong as Queen Beryl and Metalia combined!

Amy: I never knew that villains could be smacked with bad Mary Sue traits. That's news to me.

Get ready to die, AGAIN! Meet me at the Moon!" Then Veronica disappeared.

"At least we know that you girls have a better chance now that we have Ana." said Artemis.

Tails: *facepalms, groans*
Sonic: And that's the good ol' Mary Sue shilling, buddy. We're... unfortunately used to it.

Ana then ran off and the next day couldn't be seen and was reported missing. Her parents didn't notice since Pluto erase their minds of Ana and when they put their hand on the doorknob to her room, it burned.

All: *flatly* What.
Manic: Well, that was really freakin' random.
Amy: And why are these chapters like... three sentences long now?
Sonic: Suethor ran outta ideas, huh?
Sonia: You're implying that this fic had any decent ideas in the first place...
Tails: Also, why is she abandoning them if she's the "most important" one?
Amy: Mary Sues don't believe in being team players, Tails.

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