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Egg Spiral Crew, Episode 15: Sailor Sun (Part Four)

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Chapter 10

A week later:

Amy: Which was actually about two minutes, considering how fast this fic is going...

Ana went home and fell asleep on her bed. She dreamed that she was a warrior for the Negaverse.

Sonic: *snickers* Guess we don't know what's gonna happen next!
Sonia: Wait. Keep reading.

They captured her and brain washed her to be the best warrior. She helped destroy Earth until she saw Prince Darien's sad face and pleading to stop. Memories came back to her and were good. But it was too late because she had already destroyed the planet and transported herself to her planet. The memories then disappeared and she became evil again. She helped make her planet a star, but when she saw her people frying she became good again but before she was destroyed, she saw that Saturn made the Earth reborn and she made herself and Josh reborn in the future earth.

Sonic: Oh, so it was in the past. I see... I think.
Tails: Someone translate that into a readable plot language... oh. Wait. I can do that. *dechiphers it* So... she was responsible for killing her own planet?
Manic: Somehow.

Ana then woke up, went into her bathroom and splashed cold water on her face.

Amy: *flails* What the heck?! That's all she ever does in response to a traumatizing dream!

She then went downstairs and found a note that says that her parents went to work. Ana ate lunch and watched some TV in her room. She found a show that is called Key to the Idol. Ana watched it and before she knew it, it was 3:00.

Manic: Nah, don't describe the show or anything. That's too much work.

She flipped the channel and found Sailor Moon. After that there was a knock on her door.

Sonia: It was Amy, who demanded that this fic needed to end.

"Amy!" said Ana happily.

Sonia: ...I meant our Amy.
Amy: Well, my name is common. *shrugs*

"I have your homework for you since you needed more rest," said Amy as she handed Ana her homework, "How do you feel?"
"I feel well enough to go to school tomorrow," said Ana smiling.

Sonic: Did Athena heal her?

"That's good, there's a meeting at Lita's house at five. Come if you feel well enough," said Amy.
"Thank you, Amy." said Ana.

Tails: A house? I thought that Lita lived in an apartment.
Sonia: Everything you know from that universe is wrong in this fic.

Amy then walked out and Josh came up the steps. Ana then had a flash back from her vision.

All: *groans*
Tails: Why?

"You know don't you." said Josh.
"Yep, I know about our past," said Ana, a little creeped out.
"Should we get together sometime?" asked Josh, a little excited.
"Sure, how about after school tomorrow?" said Ana, a little worried.
"I enrolled into the same high school your going to, so we won't have to worry about one of us not showing up," said Josh, sort of worried, "I'm sorry I'm a little nervous, you look just as beautiful as you were on the Sun, here."

Amy: You know... the past life stuff with Serena and Darien worked because they got to know each other over time. Here, these two panicky dummies are just being smooshed together.
Sonic: So... does that make Emi the other Sailor Sun and Kyo the other Sun Knight?
Tails: With their powers, that's very ironic, isn't it?
Sonia: Indeed.

Ana was given a locket that was in the shape of a Celestial Sun. It was gold and it glittered in the sunlight.
"It seems familiar," said Ana confused.
"You gave this to me before the Sun was destroyed, you said until we meet again." said Josh.

Ana opened it and it played a tune that was sad, yet, mystical. There was a projection on their past lives together. It showed the good times they both had together and apart. Ana turned it over and it the wording said made on the Earth.

Manic: Was that the Sun's version of "Made in China"?

Then there was a message that said, "May our love last." Josh then left and Ana looked at her watch and it was five. Her parents didn't come home until six, so she had time.

Sonic: *confused* A couple of paragraphs went by... and they spanned two hours.
Manic: This fic must've been chugging some serious caffeine, because it's going much faster than you've ever been, bro.
Sonic: I told you I didn't write this fic.

"Are you going to the meeting at Lita's?" asked Ana.
"Yeah, do you know where it is?" asked Josh.
"Yeah, I do, I'll give you a lift." said Ana.

Tails: Remember, she doesn't know if he's an ally or enemy, so she's just going to let him join in on the meeting. *sarcastically claps* Nice.
Sonia: I'm guessing that she's not a member of Mensa.

She opened the garage, jumped in her car, brought it out and let Josh in. They picked up Serena and Amy and took them there.

Amy: And then she drove over a cliff. The End.
Sonic: *snickers* I wish.

At the Negaverse:
Veronica woke up and told Trish to attack the High School and suck all of the energy out of the people.
"Yes miss, I need some sleep though, I'll do it in the morning." said Trish as she fell asleep.
Veronica was annoyed and called her "a good for nothing bum."

Tails: They are the worst villians ever. At least set the trap in the school after hours!
Amy: You're expecting everyone in this fic to have plans, Tails. Stop using your head.

At Lita's house:
Ana told the scouts that Josh was Sun knight. Everyone was surprised but there was something wrong with Alex.

Sonia: Aside from the fact that you gave her the wrong dub name?

"Can we get down to business know!" said Alex unhappily.
Everyone got down to business

Manic: *sarcastically* Wow!

and Josh found out that the guys that took him to his new apartment knew they were knights as well. After the meeting everyone went home and Ana went to do her homework.

Sonic: Yeah, we didn't need details. That's all useless stuff.

Chapter 11

Trish woke up and went to the high school disguised as Ana's homeroom teacher.

Tails: Guess we didn't need to be surprised, huh?
Sonic: Yeah... bad narration can really kill a fic.
Manic: We're reading its ghost, bro. That's how dead it is.

When Ana, Serena, Amy and Lita went to homeroom, they were late.

Amy: I'm sorry, but I stopped believing that sentence when I was told that Ana, Amy, and Lita were late to class.

"Something's wrong, I feel Negaverse energy," said Ana as she stopped the girls.

Sonia: You sure that it's not coming from you?
Manic: Sis, she's too bland to be from the Negaverse.
Sonia: The villians themselves are bland, Manic. My point still stands.

The girls went into the bathroom and checked for people. Nobody was there.

Tails: Well, of course not! Class is in session, duh!

"Mercury Crystal Power, Make Up!" said Amy as she transformed into Super Sailor Mercury.
"Jupiter Crystal Power, Make Up!" said Lita as she changed into Super Sailor Jupiter.
"Sun Crystal Power, Make Up!" said Ana as she transformed into Super Sailor Sun.
"Moon Crisis Power, Make Up!" said Serena as she transformed into Super Sailor Moon.

Sonic: "Boring Hand-Holding Power, Make Up!" said Sonic as he removed a dunce cap from his head.

They rushed out, but before they all got out, Ana started to shake all over.

Amy: Too much information...
Sonic, Manic: *laughs*

The scouts looked in amazement, yet fear. Ana turned into Princess Sun. She had a dress that was similar to Princess Serena's. It was made out of silver and it had gold trimming. Then all the sudden, Ana's locket came out and was in her hand. It opened up and Ana looked inside. She found a Golden Crystal inside that started to rise. Then it went inside the locket, the locked closed and Ana turned back into Super Sailor Sun. The scouts had no time to speak so they ran into their homeroom.

Amy: And out of nowhere, we're treated to a random Sue powerup. *sarcastically claps* Beautiful.

"Mercury, Aqua, Rhapsody!" said Mercury as she attacked Trish.

Sonia: What, the, hell?
Tails: *chuckles* Wow, that's the wrong way to use commas.
Sonic: What the heck? Where'd Trish come from?
Amy: Thin air.

Trish became solid ice but broke free.

Amy: She used Flame Wheel.

"Jupiter, Oak, Revolution!" said Jupiter as she attacked Trish. Trish was badly hurt.

Sonic: Why, more, commas?

"Sun, Star, Fire!" said Ana as she gave Trish a third degree burn.

Manic: This, is, dumb.

"Ahhh!" screamed Trish.

Amy: *makes a face* Really? Really, now? Really?
Tails: Unfortunately, that really happened.

"Moon Gorgeous, Meditation!" said Super Sailor Moon as she turned Trish into moon dust. Before everyone woke up, the scouts transformed back.
"Oh, thanks a lot Amy, I really need to go to the bathroom!" said Serena as she ran out.

Sonic: "Humor", ladies and gents.

"She should have gone before," said Amy with a sweat drop on her head.

Manic: I'm surprised that she didn't go all over herself.
Sonia: Don't jinx the future, Manic.

At the Negaverse:
"I don't care, that was the most ridiculous servant I had, she snores!" said Veronica.

Sonia, Manic, Amy, Tails: ...
Sonic: Pfft...
Amy: When is this fic ending?
Sonia: It's never ending.

Chapter 12

After school the girls asked Luna about Ana's condition.
"I'm not sure, this is unusual," said Luna.

Tails: This entire fic is unusual! Where's the pacing? Where are the descriptions? Where is anything?!
Manic: Dead, dead, and fried.

Then Mina and Artemis come to them to see what they are talking about.
"What are you guys talking about?" asked Artemis.

Sonic: Wow. That was a nice waste of a line.

"Ana earlier today turned into her princess form and the Sun crystal appeared." explained Luna.

Amy: You know, the thing that certainly came out of left field.
Sonia: Pacing is a myth, Amy.
Manic: No, the pacing's dead.

"What's the sun crystal?" everyone asked.

Sonic: *raises his hand, waves it around* Oh, oh, I know! It's a bad plot device trinket!

"Its a crystal that could've saved the Silver Millennium, if the Silver Emperium Crystal, and Sun Crystal was combined they could destroy the Negaverse for good." explained Artemis and Luna.

Sonia: Number one, that's a stupid trinket. Number two, why are they talking at the same time?
Manic: Because they're the Legion.

Ana then needed comforting

Amy: ...because she's a wangsty little Sue...

so she brought out her locket. Before she could open it, Josh came out and walked her to the ice cream store.

Tails: *confused* Did he just turn into a poor man's Batman?
Sonic: Yep.

Before they left, they invited the others. The girls said yes and followed them there. When they got their ice cream they all went to pick up their boyfriends, even Mina's. They went for a walk in the park.

All: *bored* Thrilling.

At the Negaverse:
"I'll send one of my best servants to suck energy from a light post. Nobody will know who or what it is," said Veronica

Manic: *confused* Tails? What the heck did I just read?
Tails: *shrugs* I wish I knew, Manic.
Sonic: *laughs* This is terrible!
Sonia: *bluntly* You are the worst villain ever. When are you getting fried?
Amy: *bored* I sure hope it's soon.

At Ana's House:
That night Ana went home and did her homework. She checked her messages and found out that her mom and dad need to work late. When Ana was finished with her homework, she started to cook dinner until she got a call.

Amy: Oh, my, god, that's all she ever does! Goes home, cooks, does her homework, wangsts... she's basically a bland hood ornament Sue!

"Hello?" asked Ana

Tails: Seven days...
Sonic: Pfft!

"Ana, can I have dinner at your place? My mom needs to work late at the hospital and I don't know a thing about cooking." asked Amy.

Manic: But... Amy knows Lita longer than she knows Ana. Why didn't she call Lita first?
Sonia: Because Lita isn't a Mary Sue.

"Sure, Amy, do you want me to pick you up?" asked Ana happily.

Amy: *sarcastically* No, she'll get there by rolling around in a garbage can.

"That would be great!" said Amy happily since she doesn't have to walk all that way. Ana hung up the phone and turned off the stove. When Ana and Amy were coming back they saw a bunch of car accidents.

Sonic: You mean that the fic's "plot" got all jumbled up and caused this?
Sonia: Most likely.

"I feel Nega vibes," said Ana.

Manic: Nega failure.

"Mercury Crystal Power, Make Up!" yelled Amy as she turned into Super Sailor Mercury,
"Sun Crystal Power, Make Up!" yelled Ana as she turned into Super Sailor Sun. When the two jumped out of the car, Sailor Sun started to glow and turned into Princess Sun, then the crystal appeared out of the locket. Then she turned into Sailor Sun.

Sonia: So... she transformed into Super Sailor Sun, transformed into Princess Sun, and then... goes to her base form, which is weaker than her super form. Pardon?
Manic: Consistency isn't a thing.

She and Amy ran and found the lamppost was sucking the energy.

Amy: Wait, we were told that the energy was meant to be sucked from a lampost. What is going on?
Tails: Sonic was right; this really is a car accident in word form.

Mercury froze it and Ana destroyed it. The energy returned to the people and Ana and Amy transformed back. They went on their way to Ana's house.

Amy: Seriously... when is this boring fic ending?
Sonia: Never. Seriously.
Sonic: Jeez, the chapters got shorter, and it's still misery to you, huh?
Amy: Yes.
Manic: Man, I thought that a boring fic wouldn't be so bad, but it's boring me to tears here.
Tails: Unfortunately.

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