Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Four Riffers, Episode 11: Moonlight warrior (Part Three)

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Warning: Yes, this fic somehow got even more offensive. Not only is there a sex scene between the Stu and Michiru, you'll also have to prepare yourself for the scene where [spoiler alert; highlight between the brackets: The goddamn Stu impregnates Michiru.]

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Chapter four: A knight shall be named

In the final kiss Benji sword breaks against the space sword. Haruka smiles seeing her victory. Haruka gives a strong stab that for her surprise Benji blocks with his left hand making the blade burry deep on his flesh. Benji forces his hand down the blade and grab the sword guard and Haruka hand. The wind senshi is shocked with that maneuver. "He sacrificed his hand to get my head!" she thinks.

Benji twist her sword arm, Benji sword has been broke have some time and he only have a small piece of the blade but more than enough to kill Haruka. And Benji pulls back his right hand that is still holding the hilt and the three inches blade on it. Now all senshis are there and the sense of dread fills the air. And Benji arm moves in a full speed toward Haruka that can't move.

James: This entire part only works if you're Jessie. To the rest of us and the reading audience out there, it's a useless recap to add more padding.
Jessie: By the way, what did I miss?
Miyuki: Well, he was strutting around in his birthday suit after you left. And there was the same old crying and the "they're still in love" nonsense.
Jessie: So I missed nothing.
Tomoko: Yep.

Benji sword connects with Haruka chest. But not with the blade, but with the guard.

Miyuki: He doesn't want to kill her because he's a gentleman.
Tomoko: Yeah, okay. Now tell me a funny joke.

Haruka flies backwards with the powerful hit. She has dropped the sword that is on Benji hands. Benji walks in Haruka direction, the senshi is coughing blood clutching her chest in pain. Benji tossed the hilt away now that it is useless.

James: Useless, just like this fanfic.

Benji removes the sword from his hand. The blood falls freely and the stained sword is in his right hand. Not one knows what to do. The senshis want to interfere but Serenity stops then. Haruka looks at him seeing her death.

Tomoko: Look, he's not gonna kill her. He's just gonna rub some salt in the wound, and the canons are just going to praise him because it's a dumb Stu fic.

She leans into the wall waiting for the blow. Benji moves his arm back and strikes. Haruka closes her eyes. She feels the sword moving but no pain. She opens her eyes and sees Benji walking away from her with his back turned to her. The space sword is nailed on the wall with a deep slash in her neck height. The sword guard is touching her neck. She is shocked with this. She waited for death knowing that in sometime she would come back to life and Michiru would hate him for what he done.

Jessie: *bored* Oh, look. He was so "cool" enough to only slice her neck a little. I hate this guy.
Miyuki: We all do. I swear, he's got to be like... one of two bad characters that everyone hates.

Benji passes by Michiru and stops in front of Ami. "I screwed my hand. Can you fix it?" Benji asks to Ami. The blue haired senshi nods absent minded. Michiru is clear in doubt of what to do. Run to her fallen lover or run to her walking lover. Her heart is splitted in the half.

Jessie: Let me help! *stabs Michiru*
Tomoko: I think you stabbed the wrong person, Baxter.
Jessie: No, I didn't. That was Pod Michiru. The real one will arrive to fix things in a minute.

Serenity walks to Haruka and removes the sword from the wall. "So do you see why I want him as my knight?" Serenity says. "No." Haruka says.

Miyuki: My thoughts exactly, Haruka!

"He could have killed you and with that he would stay with Michiru. But for her happiness he didn't. He thinks first on the others. That is what my Moonlight knights need to have." Serenity says. Yui looks at the queen and Benji with awe and admiration. More than ever she wants to become a squire to then become a Moonlight knight.

James: Oh, fuck me. *mops up a wank puddle*
Tomoko: You cannot tell me that he thinks of other folks before himself. I'm sorry, but that's a giant load of shit.

Present time.

Ami looks at Benji who is sited on the bed. Both of then are naked. Ami is lying with her chest pressing on Benji legs and lap while her arms are wrapped around his waist in a embrace. Benji is caressing her back gently causing to the senshi shiver with pleasure with the soft touch. Ami carefully study Benji's face. There is a hint of satisfaction on his eyes. His face is with a neutral expression but looking carefully it is possible to see a hint of a smile. Ami was happy with this. For the last year of his training she has been slowly working her way to get on his heart. She knew for sure that she would never be able to take Michiru place on his heart. But she was more than happy in joining her there. Ami knows that in a way Benji and Michiru would always love each other as friends and lovers. But she knew that Benji would accept someone else on his heart so Michiru could stay with hernew lover.

James: So... he's gonna fill the hole in his dark and shriveled prune heart by using one of the Senshi as a side piece. You're telling me that he's a gentleman... why, again?
Miyuki: Because the Suthor thinks that we can't read things.

Even thought Benji hates Haruka.

Jessie: Number one, that's a sentence that came out of nowhere. Number two, you have no right to hate her, you fucking entitled little cockhole. She actually has a good reason to hate you since you thought that it'd be a good idea to ram your foot long dick into the way of her relationship.
Tomoko: Had to make her the designated villain, Baxter.
Jessie: You know, I could live with it if it was some Mary Sue getting in the way. We'd probably hate her if she was a jackass like Benji, but at least it'd make sense if it was realistic.
Miyuki: So you don't have a problem with an original character hooking up with a canon one?
Jessie: Not really. I just can't stand those little mind warping Sues and Stus that have to throw everyone out of character just so they can hook up with their hump buddy victim.

She knows that deep inside him there is a small hint of guilt for making love with her.

Miyuki: No, there isn't. He doesn't have any empathy. He only cares about himself.
James: I don't know if the "her" is referring to Ami or Michiru, but let's assume that it's the latter. Now, if he was truly guilty, then why was the cliché of him saying her name in her sleep there? Why did he say that homophobic shit to Haruka? And why was Haruka being bashed to the point that the Stu almost killed her?
Jessie: Because the Stuthor's shitting on our heads and claiming that we're all wearing warm hats.
Tomoko: Ugh.

She raises herself kneeling on the bed and presses her chest on his and wraps her arms around his neck and pulls his lips to a kiss. But Ami know that if she works hard she will remove that guilt from him. And she is very willing to do so.

James: I can change him, Mama!
Jessie: I can behead him, Mama!
James: I can shove a grenade up his arse, Mama!
Jessie: That's a little extreme, isn't it?
James: You bashed the shit out of the Stu with a dildo, Jess. You're going to talk to me about "extreme"?

Benji arms wraps around her waist pulling her close. Ami again sits on his lap facing him. The kiss weren't broke and they continue the kiss until a soft buzzing sound fills the air.

Ami and Benji stop. On Benji right wrist his watch is buzzing and on the display a blue light is blinking. "It is almost time for the ceremony." Benji says. "Fuck!" Ami says in loud frustrated for being interrupted in the middle of them fourth round. Benji is a bit surprised. He never heard Ami curse before.

Tomoko: Since that's an out of character moment, yes. It is surprising, isn't it?

"I will fuck you later okay?" Benji says with a smile.

Miyuki, Tomoko: *disgusted*
James: *confused* What the fuck?
Jessie: *flatly* What a goddamn gentleman. I've never been so squishy in my whole entire life.

"I am charging it." Ami says also smiling. "It will not be so hard after all." She thinks before giving him a final kiss and dismounting from him. Benji looks at her nude body while she dresses on her senshi attire. Benji hides a small smile and move to dress himself. "After all it won't be so bad expending my life with Ami. She is carrying, sweet, really cute, well almost criminally cute, sexy and a nice person to have around." Benji thinks. "After all it might be a good trade."

James: She's not a trading card, you fucking dipshit!
Tomoko: He's using her to soothe his sore ego. *sarcastically* What a protagonist. I don't know why people aren't lining up to praise him.

"You need to hurry. You need to bath and dress on your knight suit." Ami says. "Okay, okay. Why you just don't let me enjoy the view?" Benji says.

Tomoko: *punches the Stu* Get dressed, jackass!
Miyuki: Well, that happened!
Jessie: Now I know why Sonia jammed her fist into his face twice.
James: You know, in any other decent universe, this would be some proper teasing and flirting. Too bad that it got wrecked when the Stu admitted that he was only using Ami to please his worthless cock.
Jessie: Oh, and the "she knows that she's being used" excuse doesn't work, either. I know that the Stuthor was only using that as a way to handwave his scummy ass self-insert's actions.

Ami blushes knowing that he was saying that he was looking at her dressing up. "Go." She says knowing that he can't be late for that.

James: Excuse me while I poison his drink.

Benji smiles and walk away from the office closing up his shirt. A half hour later Benji walks in a hall. He is wearing a social blue pants with a blue sash, a white social shirt, a blue coat closed on top of it the coat ends about four fingers above the sash he is wearing a black social shoes, the shirt collar cover his neck, some gold chains in the left shoulder going to his heart and his hair is tied on where the neck connect with the back of the head. He is putting on white cloth gloves.

All: Who cares?!

Yui the trainee squire is following him.

Jessie: Wait, what? Now the present and the future are mixed together? I know that Miyu said that it actually happened in the original canon to an extent, but still!

She is wearing a similar outfit. But hers have a knee long skirt in the place of the pants and is on a light green color and her shoes are medium heels female social shoes.

Miyuki: Seriously... who cares?

"Sir how can you be so calm?" Yui asks. "It is only a ceremony. You are really nervous. It seems that is you that are going to be consecrated knight not me." Benji says Yui blushes. She has gotten used to Benji.

Miyuki: We haven't.
James: Look, I know that some of us are calm and collected when it comes to this stuff. Mai and Tomoko are good examples.
Jessie: Same with Axl and Keiko.
James: Them, too. But every time something like this comes up, we're told that he's always "calm" or "collected" while the women are "shaky" or "nervous". See the problem?
Tomoko: Oh, we know what the problem is, Daniels. We knew a long time ago.

And specially his carefree way when some important event or test is about to happen and he is involved. She admires that he never showed to be nervous. He shows more that he is only enjoying an event in the TV or something.

Tomoko: *annoyed* We get it, Stuthor! Quit jerking off over the keyboard, damn it!
Jessie: Jeez. We have to burn another one now.

One hour later Benji is kneeled in front of serenity that is holding a saber-katana and she touches Benji shoulders with the side of the blade before Benji gives her his vows. Serenity stands her hand to him and he takes it and kisses the back of her hand.

Miyuki: And then she washed it with tons of antibacterial soap.

And Serenity hands to him the sword finishing the rites. She makes Benji stand signaling the end of the rites and that he is now a knight. There are cheers from the nobles.

James: They were being paid to cheer.

After the ceremony there is being held a ball. Yui are very embarrassed because she is one of the centers of the attentions. She didn't know that Serenity planned to make her a true squire after consecrating Benji as a knight. And being around nobility is giving the young girl a hard time.

Jessie: But Benji could handle it better because he has a penis.
Tomoko: *scoffs* This crap's getting old.
Jessie: What, the "he has a penis" stuff?
Tomoko: Yeah. Then again, you're just describing the fic.

Benji is chatting with Makoto. During the training was found that in his first life Benji was from Jupiter. That he was a potential to be a royal knight of Jupiter but he actually moved to the moon to become a Moonlight knight. That joined with them natural easygoing personalities made then close friends. They have the same elemental affinity.

Miyuki: You know, having a knight that represents each planet would be an interesting thing... if it was written properly!

"Well it is the second time during this. You are trying to get a record?" Makoto asks teasing. "Yes. I am trying to become a Moonlight knight seven times in a row." Benji says in the same tone. Makoto and Benji laugh softly.

James: That was supposed to be a joke, right?
Jessie: It totally failed.

"By the way our queen said that you were the one who got the material for my sword. Thank you." Benji says. "You are welcome. It is the first time that I found someone from Jupiter. And besides that you are a nice guy

All: Bullshit!
Tomoko: Fic's telling us that he's nice. Fic's showing us someone who needs a good strangling!
Jessie: He threw a homophobic remark at Haruka. He told her that he was better than her because he has a penis. And he's "nice"? You can jump up my ass for that lie.

and I want you to stay alive so you needed a reliable sword." Makoto says. Benji nods thanking.

Hotaru who where talking to Reni,

Miyuki: I thought that Rini... was named Usagi. And "Usagi"... should actually be Chibiusa. Okay, seriously, why is he mixing up Usagi's and Chibiusa's names so much?
James: Because he hates them.

Michiru and Minako walks to Benji when couples begun to dance with the orchestra music the newly made knight notice the girl moves. Hotaru smiles at him. "Would you dance with me?" she asks in a soft tone. "It would not be proper to a knight refuse a lady request." Benji answers in normal tone. Benji stands a hand to her and she places her small hand on his and they walk to the dance hall.

Miyuki: He's a gentleman, as you know.
Tomoko: Tch. He's only a gentleman to the women who kiss his ass.

Unlike the nobles Benji is with his sword on his left side.

Jessie: Who cares? That's useless bullshit. And stop jerking off over your keyboard.

Benji holds Hotaru right hand with his left and places his right hand on her side. Hotaru places her left hand on his chest and they dance in the slow beat of the waltz. After some moments Hotaru looks up at his face. "I am enjoying this. You dance quite well." Hotaru says "Where you learned?" she asks clearly curious. "Back in the past I took few dance lessons." Benji says. "It feels sure that was more than a few." Hotaru says pulling herself a bit closer when the waltz changes to a slower one. With the years Benji and Hotaru got close.

The young senshi of the silence found on the knight a figure of an elder brother. Benji saw on Hotaru a baby sister. Both get along well fact that caused to the already jealous Haruka to hate Benji even more.

James: And even more useless bullshit!
Tomoko: I really hate wasting my breath on this, but I'm gonna keep saying it. Tenoh actually has a right to hate that Stu. Seriously, he comes out of nowhere, barges into her life, insults her, and she's somehow seen as the bad guy because she didn't roll over and immediately fawn over him like the other brainwashed idiots did.

"Those two really look like brother and sister." Minako says looking at the raven haired couple in the dance floor. "Benji even have slight feminine features. With a dress, make up and a change on the hair style he would easily pass like a tall girl like Makoto." Minako finishes chuckling at the thought.

Miyuki: Since we know that the Stuthor's a giant homophobe, that joke failed, too.

Ami is looking at the two. The memories of they actions flash on her mind causing to the blue haired senshi to blush deeply.

Jessie: *as Ami* Yes, it was so erotic when he used me!

She takes a deep breath and walks to Benji. Ami taps softly on Hotaru shoulder. "Can I take the dance now?" Ami asks with a shy smile. "Yes." Hotaru says with a small smile. She gives Benji hand to Ami and they dance. After a couple of waltzes Michiru do to Ami what the blue haired girl did to Hotaru. A bit uneasy Ami hands Benji to her. In the slow waltz Michiru let out a content sigh in pressing her body closer of Benji's. That was a very familiar feeling for the couple. During them dating time both danced in a very frequent basis. In clubs, dances, bars, parties or even alone in one of the couple houses. It was an excuse for then stay together and press they bodies against the other. Fact that the lovers found very pleasant and when alone was usually a primary step before having sex.

Miyuki: And we're supposed to believe this one-sided love triangle because... why?
Tomoko: Because reasons, Fujiwara.
Miyuki: Heh. Seriously, we can't be told that she's "torn between two lovers" when the text blatantly says that she cares about the Stu and only the Stu!
James: Stuthor thinks that we're too dumb to understand his tripe. That's why he and his little fanclub got their pants wedged up their arses when people figured it out and called him out.

And by the look on Haruka face the blonde also knew that. Michiru arms are softly wrapped around Benji's neck. And Benji arms are softly wrapping Michiru's waist. And they where dancing pretty close the slow waltz. Ami is also a bit jealous. But unlike Haruka, Ami knows that it will take time for those two change. Even with Benji constants pleas that he got over Michiru. Ami knew that it wasn't true. But at least he is trying unlike the aquamarine haired senshi that is trying hard to balance her two lovers.

Jessie: Because women are always wanton and horny for the Stu! God, I hate this fic.
Miyuki: He said her name in his sleep. He literally said that he could give Michiru a child. We had text that blatantly said that he still feels guilt for making love with his ex-lover in the past. We have text that is repeating that those two idiots still love each other over and over again. Don't tell us that he's healing when we're looking at a broken record here.

"Benji why you are getting distant of me?" Michiru asks in a low tone, loud enough just for him to hear. Since her face is pretty close of his ear is not hard. "Because I said that we have to break up." Benji replies in the same low tone whispering on her ear.

Tomoko: Again... we've spent how many lines of text saying that these two assholes still love each other again?
James: Too goddamn many.

"Why? We made love sometimes during those three years. I still love you." Michiru asks in a worried tone.

Jessie: *as Michiru* I keep telling you, Haruka only existed to keep me happy while you were gone! I need to love my Stu master again!

"I also love you Michiru. But you can't seem to decide between me and Haruka. So it is up one of us to decide." Benji says. "But why we have to break up?!" Michiru asks. "You can join us. I can talk to Haruka and we all can live together and be happy. I am sure that we can be together all of us. You could even make love with Haruka." Michiru says in a pleading tone.

Miyuki: What is that, a polyamorous relationship?
Jessie: Yes. It only works if everyone is consenting. It also doesn't have to involve sex, either. However, Haruka hates the Stu, so that kind of relationship wouldn't work.

"That would not happen Michiru. I have to care and love the person that I making love to. And I don't love Haruka. In the worse case would be rape for both of us. To Haruka and for me." Benji says in a low but serious tone.

Jessie: Um... uh...
Tomoko: Why is this here?
James: Okay, if she forced those two to do it, then it's rape, right?
Miyuki: Technically, yeah. I mean, they aren't willing to do it. Also, why are they having this conversation in a ballroom with other folks listening to this crap?
Tomoko: Everyone suddenly became deaf, Fujiwara.

"Rape is only when someone is forced to sex. Not this. A threesome is not rape." Michiru says pleading.

Jessie: You are really fucking dumb, Pod Michiru. It requires willing parties. You are forcing them.
James: And she's the protagonist... why, again?
Tomoko: I have no damn idea, Daniels.

"It would be rape because I don't want to have sex with Haruka and she doesn't want to have sex with me. It would be rape because you where forcing us." Benji says.

Jessie: *throws her hands up* I can't believe that I'm siding with fucking Benji on this shit, but here we are!
James: It's probably the only time where he's actually right... y'know, even though he had to write Pod Michiru as a desperate dummy.

Michiru eyes went wide with surprise and shock. It never occurred to her that they would reject that purpose. Michiru was willing to share her lover with the other so they could be together. But none of then really want to be together.

Tomoko: You! Fucking! Dumbass! *with a megaphone* Tenoh and the Stu don't like each other! They're not gonna have hate sex to please you! What part of that don't you understand?!
Miyuki: All of it.

"Why you two can't try? Why you two hate the other so much?" Michiru asks in verge of tears.

James: Why the bloody hell is she still going on with this bollocks?! No means no, you arsehole!
Miyuki: And they only hate each other because he's a homophobe and the plot demands it.

"Because we love you so much. We can't tolerate each other for that cause. None of us is willing to share you with the other. The past years hurt us so much even that you gave us love and pleasure it hurt because we know that we weren't the one." Benji says. Noticing that Michiru will cry Benji softly takes her out of the dance floor and to an empty balcony where they can be alone.

Jessie: Why didn't you do that earlier?
James: Because they had to make everyone listen to their drama if they weren't going deaf.

Michiru holds on Benji arm tightly while he leads her to the balcony. In the cool air Michiru shed her tears. Benji embrace her pulling her face to his chest and letting her cry her sorrows. Those years weren't easy on her too. Always worried when her lovers would fight, if they would kill the other and or they would leave her alone. Michiru worked very hard to keep a casual mask over her worries and fears giving love to then trying to act normal when her world collapsed in front of her. The fear that Benji or Haruka died by the other hand, of be left alone by both of then and of losing the single person that she would call of friend so easily. Benji soothed Michiru. He saw Haruka in the doorway of the balcony. For once the blonde eyes weren't filled with hate and jealousy. They where sad. As well Benji's.

Tomoko: She had to feel sad or the Stu would rip into her again.
James: Wait, he insulted her, beat her up, fucking cut her neck, and she has to feel sorry for him?
Jessie: He's a glorified abuser.

Both Haruka and Benji felt the sadness of Michiru.

Miyuki: Oh, she wasn't sad for the Stu. She's sad for Michiru.
James: It's still bad. Michiru treated her like a runner-up prize this whole time.

"Michiru. Nothing on us has changed. I still love you as intensely as I ever did. I love you in many ways." Benji says to her in a calming tone.

Miyuki: We get it. You've been saying this since the beginning of the damn fic. It's been rammed down our throats.

"Then why you are like this? Why you can't live with us?" Michiru says in sobbing voice and in a low tone.

Jessie: Oh, what the fuck is this?! We just went over this, you idiotic broken record!
James: I swear, Stuthor's just padding this bullshit out to spite us.

"Because it would not be right. The reason that Haruka and I hate the other so much is because deep down we are the same. We have similar tastes, like of the same things and love the same woman. We hate ourselves because we understand the other.

Tomoko: Oh, bullshit. You hate her because she's "in the way" of your lust object. Don't you dare tell me that you're just like her.

I have a body that Haruka can only dream in having so she could give you a child.

Miyuki: Translation: I'm better than that lesbian because I have a penis.
Tomoko: Now those are some damn fighting words right there.
James: Once again, adoption or artificial insemination doesn't exist to this dickhead.
Jessie: *waves a dildo around* Neither does this. Or strap-ons that simulate ejaculation. Seriously, Stuthor... you really need to open that empty mind of yours, because this fic truly didn't age well.
Tomoko: This fic didn't age at all. It just sat in a warm fridge for a week and molded there.

And Haruka lived years by your side gaining your unconditional and pure love. And I don't. We hate each other because what the other have." Benji says.

Miyuki: *as the Stu* But she mostly envies me more because I'm a man and I have a penis. *normal voice* I wish I was being sarcastic about that, but the fic said that. It said that to our faces multiple times.
James: The fuck do you mean by "unconditional love"? Pod Michiru spent this whole fic whining and pining for the Stu's brainwashing cock!
Miyuki: Don't forget that she treated Haruka like garbage, too.

"I loved you in the same way Benji." Michiru whispers between sobs. "I want to break up because I love you. And I want continue to love you. If the things continue like this I might hate you too." Benji whispers to her.

Jessie: We already hate her. And we hate you, too. We're supposed to root for you... why?

Michiru holds on his jacket tightly burying her face on his chest staining his clothes with her tears, she inhales his familiar scent and feels a very familiar tingle on her stomach warming her inside and moving to between her legs. "I don't want to lose you." Michiru says. "I don't want to lose you again. Lose my best friend, my boyfriend and lover." Michiru says in a faint whisper.

James: You're going to cheat on Haruka, aren't you?
Tomoko: Tenoh really deserves better than that selfish asshole.

"Before I was your lover I was your friend. And even if I stop being your lover and boyfriend I will always be your friend." Benji says. "But…"Michiru whisper is cutted by a sob. "Our memories are my most precious treasure. Yours kisses are my treasured moments. But is time to put an end in our lover's relation." Benji says. "Let's be only friends again. Intimate friends. But not sex friends." Benji says softly caressing Michiru hair.

Miyuki: And she'll start whining again, and the cycle will continue.

"Why it have to end like this?" Michiru whispers. "Because is the right thing to do." Benji answers her question. "I am seeing Ami now." Benji says. Michiru eyes went wide with shock. She looks at his face. "You must to be lying." Michiru says. "I am not lying. During those years I have been telling you that we needed to break up. But being lonely always made my resolve crumble when you came into my room. Now we are breaking up for good." Benji says. "You be happy with Haruka. I will try being happy with Ami."

Jessie: Seriously. Haruka and Ami are being used as substitute lovers. Why are we supposed to like these assholes?

"I see. I feared that one day this would happen. I always tried to delay it. Shove it in to distance so we could be together." Michiru touches his chest with her forehead. "The worse of it all is that it doesn't hurt as much as I thought that it would." Michiru says. "Because I am still your friend." Benji says. Michiru nods "I thought that if we broke up you would avoid me. Deny everything that we ever felt. But I am glad that I was wrong." Michiru says with a small smile. Benji can't see her smile. "But it still hurts. I would like to make love to you one last time before we turned only friends. Can we do that?" Michiru asks.

All: No!

"I also would like that." Benji says.

All: No!
James: They're gonna cheat on their own lovers?!
Jessie: Seriously... why are we supposed to like these assholes?
Tomoko: Beats the hell out of me.
Miyuki: *chugs Bleepka*

He notices that the door is closed Haruka sensed that they would end having a conversation that was going to be very private and she didn't wanted to hear. But Benji knew that she was close guarding the door so they would be left alone. Benji cups Michiru chin gently and moves her face closer of his. He kisses her. She responds with passion and eager. Both knew that it was they last time together. "It is ironic." Michiru thought. "Our first kiss and our first sexual act began in a balcony just like this one and under the same full moon. Is ironic that our relation will end almost like it began." Michiru thinks putting more passion on the kiss.

Tomoko: More like disgusting.
Miyuki: I don't want to read this garbage. I'm not being paid enough for this.

Benji hands slides to her large breasts, a moan is stifled by Benji lips coming deep from Michiru throat. She caresses his wide back feeling his muscles under the layers of fabric. Both knew that they haven't time to have foreplay. Benji slid his right hand under Michiru senshi uniform skirt. Michiru gasps breaking the intense kiss. Benji feels the warm moisture dampening the fabric of her suit panties. It wets his gloves. Benji raise his hand and bite the tip of his middle and index finger and pull his hand away removing the glove. He slides his hand back and feels more the warmth and the wetness of Michiru.

James: *gets out four bottles of Bleepka* Miyuki, is that bottle done?
Miyuki: Yep.
James: Here. Drink more.
Tomoko: Yeah, you enjoy that. I'm getting my own reserve. *pulls out a bottle of sake, starts drinking*
Jessie: *bored* Oh, look. He has to remove his glove in an erotic manner. I'm dripping.

Benji spits the glove to the floor and licks Michiru neck. She cries in pleasure. Benji slides the fabric to a side. Michiru moans loudly feeing his fingers on her skin. She hugs him strongly. Benji slides two fingers inside her softly scratching Michiru inner folds. Tears of pleasure falls from her eyes as she holds tighter in him to brace herself from the intense waves of pleasure. Michiru juices drips from his hand to the floor, the sound of her cries and the drops are heard in the soft silence of the balcony and muffled by the music in the hall. With his thumb Benji rubs Michiru most sensitive spot causing to the senshi arch her back in pleasure, she kisses him coming on his hand.

Jessie: You know what? Nobody wants to really riff this crap, so... what do we do now?
James: We put half the effort into it and drink our problems away.
Jessie: I'm good with that.
Tomoko: Yep.

Michiru breaks the kiss after a minute and breath in long gasps. Benji is holding her with his fingers still inside her. Michiru unzip his pants and caress his member. Michiru softly removes Benji fingers from her and she kneels in front of him taking his member inside her mouth. Benji licks his fingers clean savoring Michiru taste. Michiru sucks in strongly, using her hands, tongue and lips to pleasure him. Soon Benji comes in Michiru mouth. Michiru swallows. Savoring his seed knowing that she won't be able to do it again.

James: Fuck that, this shouldn't be happening in the first place! Seriously, this scene is only making these two even worse!
Tomoko: Some protagonists they are.

Michiru get on her feet and hug Benji he raises her and Michiru wrap her legs around his waist and soon they are joined in one. They kiss to control they cries of pleasure. They couple come together this time. They recover still as one. Michiru touches the floor with her feet and she turns her back to him and bend forward resting her herself in the stone rail of the balcony showing to him her backside. "Like this now." Michiru whispers in pleasure almost like a soft purr. Benji nods and moves to her sliding his still hard self inside her. Michiru cries in pleasure feeling him inside. Tears of pleasure and advanced longing run freely on her cheeks.

James: I'm crying because this is still going.
Miyuki: Tears of pleasure. Tears of pleasure...
Tomoko: Tears of misery.
Jessie: I seriously shouldn't ask if this will get any worse, but we're talking about Benji fucking Himura here. It's going to smack us to the center of the planet.

The feels of Benji hands running on her body and caressing her slender form caressing her breasts and slim waist send shivers to her brain. She feels the intense waves of pleasure building inside her to the beginning of her orgasm. Benji licks the back of her neck sending her over the edge. Michiru holds back a scream of pleasure as the waves runs in her body. Benji never stopped and his motions and caresses are making it last longer and giving her more orgasms over the first. Soon Michiru feels the hot wave coming from him filling her inside. Exhausted Michiru leans on Benji who kneels on the floor. Michiru is sited on his lap both still joined and they take deep breaths. Michiru feels Benji member losing his hardness shrinking back to the normal size.

Tomoko: So it shrunk back to the size of a Cheeto Puff.
Miyuki: *chokes*
James: We've slowed down on the tiny penis stuff, but this is the same guy who is strutting about with a foot long dick.

Soon they would be apart and that pleasure ritual would never be repeated by then ever again. Michiru moves her head and pulls Benji head over her shoulder and they kiss. The deep, passionate and intense kiss is broken when Benji penis slides out of Michiru and she let out a tiny cry of sadness not wanting to lose something too dear of her.

Miyuki: This proves that she never cared about Haruka. I don't want to hear another word of this Stuthor's excuses now.

Benji slide his right hand on Michiru crotch and fix the suit panties back on the right place covering her.

Michiru gets up and Benji get up too and she places his member inside his pants and underwear and she zips it up. Benji picks the fallen glove and removes the other glove and place then on his pocket. Michiru holds him by the collar and pulls him down. She presses her lips on his giving him a deep kiss. Benji respond. After long minutes they broke up the kiss. "It is over now." They say at the same time in a whisper.

James: No, the fuck it isn't.

Benji and Michiru touch the other right cheek caressing it gently. And they broke the contact. "We should get back inside." Benji says. "You go first. I want to stay here for a bit more." Michiru says. "Okay." Benji says moving away. He opens the door and leaves. Haruka is in the other side of the hall. For a change Benji can't see hate, jealousy or anger on her face. He was aware that she was there while Michiru and him had the 'broke up sex'. Haruka moves closer of him.

Tomoko: It's not "break up sex" if they've already broken up! This is just a stupid excuse for the Stu to do it with her!

Benji don't do anything. To his shock is that Haruka give him a kiss. And she kisses him deeply forcing her tongue in his mouth and twirling it with his. Benji respond out of reflex. Soon the kiss is broken.

All: Wait, what?

"This is only a show that I admire your bravery in doing what you did." Haruka says "Is also a pay up for losing what you lost. I admire your courage in give up on her. I was too much of a coward to try doing so. And I want to stole her kiss from you." Haruka finishes.

Miyuki: Love the Stu master or else!
Jessie: Seriously, this is just another excuse for the Stuthor to just get in the way of a canon lesbian couple, huh?
James: Well, he did piss and moan about "worn-out pairings", so...

"I did what I think that is right. Michiru and I are still friends. And if you hurt her in any way I will kill you." Benji says.

Tomoko: Oh, you can fuck right off, you asshole!
James: Really, it's not a good look to threaten to kill her when you almost killed her earlier.

Haruka nods. "If I hurt her I will wait for you to assist me." Haruka says. Both know what she meant. It was a pact if she in purpose hurted Michiru, she would commit the seppuku and Benji would finish her off.

Jessie: *annoyed* We got that, you fucking hack. Stop holding our hands. We can read.

"Make her be very happy. You have no idea of what I gave up for you." Benji says.

James: Fuck off, you entitled little piss wanker. She's not required to kiss your arse when she didn't know that you existed until recently.
Miyuki: She's supposed to be grateful when he insulted her. Sure. Okay. I hate him so much.

"I know what you gave up for me. And for that I am in an eternal debt. You changed my opinion about males and demons." Haruka says

Jessie: *screams in rage*
James: Again... he insulted her. He almost killed her. He barged in the way of her relationship and had sex with her lover. I seriously don't know how many times we need to repeat this shit. Seriously, this hack of a so-called writer is clearly not getting a fucking thing through his thick skull!

"Just take good care of Michiru." Benji says walking away. "I will." Was Haruka answer to the knight.

Miyuki: And when he's not looking, dump her. You deserve better.

Haruka moves to the balcony and see Michiru on the rail. She sees the wetness on the floor. She knew that those where the marks of they lovemaking.

Tomoko: Oh, you mean "cheating"?

Michiru body is shaking lightly. Haruka hugs Michiru from behind. "Ruka?!" Michiru cries in surprise. "It is okay. You have the right to cry." Haruka says in a soft tone. "But…but…" Michiru says. "I know. I heard it all." Haruka says. "I know that it was your last time. So I give you two the last time. I would want the same if I was brave enough to do the same." Haruka says. "You hear it all?" Michiru asks "Yes. But it is all right." Haruka says hugging Michiru to comfort her. The two lovers keep close for comfort.

Miyuki: *as Haruka* I have to forgive you because it'll make me the bad guy in this idiotic nonsense if I don't.
Jessie: I hate these fucking assholes. I hate almost everyone in this trash.

Meanwhile Benji walk by the halls. He reaches the dance hall and moves to a bar. He orders a drink and waits for the bartender gets it.

Tomoko: Unfortunately, the bartender was Daniels. Guess what happened next.
James: I hope it's potent enough to kill his arse.

Ami sees him and walk over to him. She stands besides him. "You look a bit down. What happened?" she asks worried. "Nothing serious. Michiru finally accepted our break up." Benji says in a casual tone.

Jessie: After she whined, cried, and pouted throughout the whole damn thing.
Tomoko: I'm serious, Tsukino doesn't cry this much.

"You said that it was nothing serious?!" Ami says in shock. "It is nothing serious because I have been saying that over the years. Now we ended for good." Benji says.

Tomoko: Even though the fic's been telling us a different story. I guess the "they still loved each other" garbage was just a damn mirage, huh?

Ami looks at him surprised. She knows that he is sad, but he is hiding it. Ami reaches to his hand and hold it gently lacing her fingers with hers. Benji is about to say something but Ami stop him with a soft look as if saying to him just enjoy the contact. Benji stops and they stay in silence for a while holding hands.

Miyuki: And then she broke his hand.
James: If only that would happen.

Two months later Ami is revising a test on her computer. "Oh boy. I am sure that they will not like this." She says she print the results and walks away.

Miyuki: Okay, who failed?
Jessie: It was probably me. Sure, I got a little upset during the last riffer exams and wrote "Fuck this!" over everything... but it's not like we were getting graded or anything.
James: Funny, I heard that LeMaire did the same thing on his exam. You two are really going to knock your group's overall levels into the negatives.

Few minutes later all the senshis and Benji are in the meeting room. "Well I have good news and bad news." Ami says, Michiru looks away knowing what the blue haired will say. "The bad first." Rei says "Sadly it will be the good first." Ami says "Michiru is pregnant." "What?!" it was the word that came from Benji and every senshi taking out Michiru and Ami. "Wait a second. If she is pregnant that means that…" Makoto says unable to finish. "Yes Mako-chan. Benji is the father." Ami says Benji is white as a sheet of paper as well Haruka. Michiru is looking sad.

All: What the fuck?!
Jessie: It got worse! It got even worse! *laughs maniacally as she drinks an entire bottle of Bleepka* It got even worse!
James: Wait, she's sad? She did all of this whining, crying, and moping just to get what she wanted, and now she's sad?!
Miyuki: Maybe birth control doesn't exist in Benji Land.
Tomoko: That's it, I'm hanging everyone in this fic with the Maiden! The innocents need to be hanged, too!
Miyuki: We're not hanging the innocent, you!

End of the chapter four:

James: *silent*
Miyuki: I just... I just...
Jessie: *falls over, passes out*
Miyuki: Yep. So that whole "I'm better than Haruka and only I can give her a kid because I have a penis" thing came full circle. Wow. Just... wow. He has truly ruined a canon couple because he's just that big of a homophobe. Just... wow.
Tomoko: This is the last fic that we're going to have to deal with, right?
James: Yes.
Tomoko: Good. I hope that he never writes another piece of garbage for the rest of his life. He's not gonna listen or get better, so I'm not gonna waste any more my time with his shit. I'm out. *gets up, leaves*
James: *rubs his forehead, sighs* Guess it's time for me to write "Fuck this!" all over my future exams, too.

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