Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Three Riffers, Episode 2: Sonic High School (Sonic 2598 version)

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Sonic High school

Cassy: Part 8,675,309...

Okay before I begin this story this takes place before any of my past stories so this is like a beginning on how it all started enjoy…I hope

Jessie: And what did everyone else get again?
Cassy: A Fruits Basket fic, a Twilight troll fic, a bad relationship article, and some Pokémon manga fic that centered around Satan's love child. Remember? You teamed up with James and blew her up.
Jessie: Oh, yeah. That was tons of fun.

Sonic and his gang were getting ready for the first day of school, with his friends Axel, Tails & Knuckles they enter their Station Square High School toward another year of school, as they got their schedules they take a glace at it

Rory: The periods... where are they? Where are they?!

"What do you got Ax?" Sonic asked

"Ah shit I got fucking Mr. Jenkins for English in the first what you got" Axel said

Jessie: I think I just went back to that special with all of the curse words... which reminds me... *begins to mix a cocktail*
Rory: Something tells me that you aren't best pals with your liver.
Jessie: *stares at Rory, continues mixing*

"Oh I got the same dog, T bone what you got" Sonic Said

All: *dumbfounded* "T bone"?
Cassy: For cryin' out loud... and why is Sonic speaking in Ebonics?
Jessie: Because Snoop Dogg's related to him now, I guess.
Cassy: It's Snoop Lion now.
Jessie: I'm still sticking with what I just said.

"I got Miss Helen in the First and I got Miss Green in the Second" Tails said

"Lucky guy I got Miss James in the third for Math and I got Miss Spencer for History in the second,

Jessie: No relation to that combatant from "Rumble Roses"... I hope.

I guess we all got lunch after second" Sonic said

Rory: So... is lunch at 9:20 in the morning or something?

As they were talking they heard someone say

Jessie: ...what's the point of this again?
Cassy: Oh, I wish someone actually said that.

"Hey guys what's new?" they turned around to see their friend Heather standing before them "hey Heather what up?" Sonic said with his smirk just as they were talking Sonic heard something

Cassy: A plot and a description for Heather.
Rory: Hah!

"SONIC" Cried out Amy Rose, who was running toward Sonic as she hugged him behind, Sonic shook his head say "I knew this day couldn't be good" as Amy got off him she faced him and said "Sonic it good to see you again, you avoided me all summer long but now I hope that I'll be in the same classes as you" Amy happily said "oh god no" Sonic said to himself.

Jessie: I didn't start drinking yet. What the heck am I reading?
Rory: Amy still loves Sonic. Obviously.

Suddenly the bell rang and it was time for period 1 luckily Both Sonic & Axel had the same schedules, they had Mr. Jenkins for English, they sat behind the class but unfortunately for Sonic however Amy was in that same class and happened to see Sonic

Cassy: I don't know where to interrupt so I can insert a riff! Help!

"YAY I'M IN THE SAME CLASS AS MY SONIKKU"

Rory: *gets up* I quit! Rory Hancock quits here!
Cassy: *forces Rory back into his seat* Rory Hancock better continue!

Sonic put his head down in embarrassment, since Axel was sitting next to Sonic Amy happens to sit in front of them. Just then the teacher then gets everyone's attention

"settle down class, okay for those who don't know me I am Mr. Jenkins I will be your home room teacher,

Jessie: Oh, we know. We heard your name like three times already.
Cassy: And I thought he was the English teacher! Where did "Homeroom" come from?
Rory: Hey, that happens, too. It's probably Homeroom and English right after that.
Cassy: Oh, yeah.

now first off I would like to arrange you all in seating so wherever you are you will not be sitting where you are,

"Ah shit that suck" Sonic quietly said to Axel who nodded

Rory: Sonic and Amy gotta sit next to each other. Calling it.

"Alright first off Rouge Bat you be sitting here in the front"

"oh man" she said

Jessie: Unless you're the teacher's pet, nobody wants to sit in the front.

"and sitting next to you will be Axel Rogan"

"Why the fuck should I?" Axel exclaimed

Rory: Jeez, man! Calm down with the cursing!
Cassy: And he's shouting all of this out in class? Why hasn't the teacher thrown his disrespectful butt out of the room yet?
Jessie: Because education's overrated.

"Yes" Rouge said quietly and happily said to herself

"Tough break brother" Sonic said to him

Rory: Thank you, Hulk Hogan.

"Ok uh Amy Rose"

"That Me" she said

"You'll be sitting behind them and sitting next to you will be"

"Please god don't be me" Sonic said

All: It's you.

"Sonic Hedgehog!"

All: *sighing* Yep.

"GOD NO WHY?"

"YOU SON OF A BITCH"

Jessie: Holy shit! Calm the fuck down!
Cassy, Rory: *snickers*

Amy couldn't be more happier right now she gets to sit next to her hero and crush Sonic stood up and walk slowly to the chair next to her, he moved to the edge away from Amy, at least Axel was behind him

Rory: Okay, we already know that Sonic doesn't like Amy in that way. Now it just looks like he's whining about it.

Everyone got to their respective seats and class was underway Sonic put his chin on his desk and was listening to the teacher well more like daydreaming as well as Axel, Rouge & Amy were pretty much answering all the questions, finally the bell sounded that was the end of the class,

Jessie: Time whiplash!
Rory: *rubs his neck* Damn, that hurt!

Sonic & Axel was talking to each other

Cassy: Were. They were talking to each other.
Jessie: Insert many variations of curse words here.

"Dude I need to get out of that class"

"Yeah man I know I hate when they make us sit where we don't want

Rory: Enjoy your assigned office cubicles in the future, guys.

and not only that the teacher put all the guys and girls together,

Cassy: Today's dilemma for Sonic High... cooties! Eww!
Jessie: Oh, my god! Boys?! Gross!
Rory: Uh... yeah.

how fucking gay is that"

Jessie: *calmly drinks her cocktail*
Cassy: I didn't know that seating arrangements were homosexual.
Rory: I... I give up.

"Yeah I know, well let's get to the next class like I care, I can't wait for 4th, gym and some hockey" Axel said

"Haha I know I can't wait for that"

Cassy: I can't wait for this to end. And we just started here!

Sonic & Axel made their way to period 2 history where they teacher is Miss Spencer

Now Sonic & Axel like Miss Spencer a lot and she like both of them as well

Rory: I think we need to head back to that English class.
Jessie: Either that or we're going to get hit by a teacher-student sex scandal in this class.

"Okay class now my name is Miss. Spencer and this is my History class" said the history teacher.

Cassy: *sarcastically* No, really? I thought we were in Chemistry!

It went okay for the two friends as they didn't need to be split up,

Jessie: Something tells me that they enjoy being chained to the hip.
Cassy, Rory: *awkwardly coughing together*
Jessie: Not that there's anything wrong with that. I prefer the company of my own gender sometimes.
Cassy, Rory: Oh, we know.

after class they saw their friend Blaze coming towards them

Rory: Sonic, Axel, and Blaze? Sounds like one huge Sega fest here. When's Ristar coming over?
Jessie: *rubs her neck* I think I just got whiplashed in time even harder.
Cassy: *does the same* Ow. I know, dude.

"hey guys guess what there going to be a dance this Friday" She happily said

Jessie: So?

"So?" Sonic said

Jessie: Oh. Well, then.

"So are you excited?" Asked Blaze

Rory: I'm not. Cass says that I dance like a chicken.
Cassy: You do, dude. Stick to boarding.
Rory: Meh.

Sonic & Axel taught about this for a second and then Sonic said

Cassy: *as Sonic, laughs* No. Dur!

"wait yeah I am excited, if there's a dance on Friday then that mean the street hockey rink will be empty that day we can finally challenge Dean and his crew" Sonic said

"yeah I didn't think of that" Axel Said, Blaze look a little disappointed

"you mean you don't care about the dance"

Jessie: Because only girls care about girly things like dances.

"Blaze there are three things you should know, 1, I don't like dances,

Rory: This is coming from the guy who breakdances in almost everything since 1998!

2, I don't like to dress up for dances and 3 who the heck can I go with

Cassy: That sock puppet that's lying in the corner of your room.
Rory: Cass!

there's no chance in hell I'm going with Amy forget it, what about you?" Sonic asked

"well I wanted to go with Silver but I don't think he'll be able to go, I guess I'll go alone" Blaze sadly said

Jessie: Considering that Silver's from a screwed up future and all, I'm pretty sure he can visit the past to go to a dance once in a while.

"then how bout Shadow I know he can't find anyone so why don't you ask him I'm pretty sure he'll say yes" Sonic said,

All: No, he won't.

"well it's worth a try thanks Sonic" Blaze Said as she walked away.

Well this is a two shot read and review

Rory: So, uh... what just happened?
Cassy: Curse words, assigned seats, time warps, and some talk about a dance.
Rory: Sounds about right, yeah.

Sonic High School Part 2

The Dance

Jessie: What's the point? Sonic doesn't want to go, and I'm not too sure about Sonic's new best friend who probably replaced poor Tails.

Today was the big dance for all the students at S.S High School,

Cassy: All eight of them!

it was after that Amy finally caught up to Sonic, he avoided her every time only this time Rouge was with her Sonic began to walk home with Amy following she began to chat with him but he wasn't listening to nothing but his tunes on his iPod

Rory: Hope somebody doesn't get hit by a car, because he won't be able to hear that, either. And what's he listening to on his thing?
Cassy: Apple brainwashing techniques disguised as tunes.
Jessie: *mesmerized* Buy iPhone 5? Yes, I will. iPhone 6 comes out in two months? And it might be an even buggier mess? Yes, I'll buy that, too. Take my entire paycheck, Apple...

"So Sonic what time will you pick me up" Amy asked

Cassy: *as Sonic* Half past never. Go 'way.

Sonic wasn't listening

Jessie: I think we got that.

"Sonic are you listening to me" Amy said

All: No, you fool!

Sonic was rocking head back and forth to the beat of the song as he was walking

Rory: *turns to the reading audience* By the way, Sonic wasn't listening. Hope you guys got that.

Amy seen enough she pulled the earphones off of Sonic's ears

"Hey what the fuck are you doing"? Sonic asked angry

Jessie: Mmm, Kyo Kusanagi the Hedgehog is pissed.
*Soon enough, Jessie's phone rings.*
Rory: Uh...
Jessie: *tosses her phone aside* Screw him. I know it's him.
Cassy: But I thought you wanted to screw him.
Jessie: Shut up, Cassy.
Cassy: *grins*

"I asked you what time are you picking me up?" Amy Shouted

"For what?"

"For the dance"

Rory: *as Sonic* When you catch that leprechaun on the other end of that rainbow there.

"Amy I'm not going to the dance"

"Yes you are"

"I don't want to go beside I hate dances"

Cassy: "Sonic Colors", anyone? You know, during that part when Sonic first freed the Wisps? Hell, read one of Sonic's attack cards from "Sonic Battle" right now!
Jessie: *reads* He performs a Downward Kick using break dance moves... *stops reading* Uh-huh.

"Sonic we are going to the dance if I have to knock you out and drag you myself"

Rory: Looks like someone's getting dragged out of this fic by folks in white coats soon. Because that sure as heck isn't Amy.

"What about Tails he wants to go with you?"

Jessie: That's not a question?
Rory: Yes!

"Wait what?"

"That's right Tails wants to go to the dance with you, knowing that I'm not going he

really want to go with you!"

Cassy: *pieces the two parts of the sentence together with Scotch tape* There we go.

"But why him?"

"Because he likes you"

"I hate to break it to him, I can't go with him, I going with you and that's final"

Rory: Quick! Slip Tails a serum so he can look like Sonic!

"We'll see about that"

With that Sonic stormed away from Amy who almost look happy cause she thinks that Sonic is going with her to the dance.

Jessie: Well, Amy must've been drinking a lot more than I have.
Cassy: That's saying something.
Jessie: Shut up, will you?
Cassy: You told me to do that earlier. It's not working.

It was 7pm and the students went making their way to school gym were the dance is, Amy was dressed in her pink gown and was ready for Sonic to take her not knowing that he ain't,

All: Isn't.
Rory: And I flunked English once!

Amy knock on Sonic's door only for his mother to answer

"Oh hello Amy how are you"

"I'm fine thank you Mrs. Hedgehog, is Sonic here?"

Jessie: In your imagination, he is.

"Sonic? No he's went out to play hockey with his friends"

"Does he know that the dance is going to start in an hour and he's playing hockey?"

"Well he didn't seem too interested in the dance, sorry Amy"

Cassy: And he said this how many times? OOC Amy has some serious wax lodged in those ears.

"Well thanks anyway Mrs. Hedgehog

"Anytime sweetie you have yourself a good time tonight okay?"

"I will!"

After talking with Sonic's Mom Amy felt disgusted she can't believe that Sonic stood her up,

Jessie: ...despite the fact that he never wanted to go in the first place...

but he has a good reason to he doesn't like Amy and never will.

Cassy: *annoyed* Look, we already know that he doesn't like her! We do not have belly button lint for brains here!
Rory: I thought that Sonic cared for Amy... just not in the romantic sense.
Cassy: You already know that we're supposed to look at her like she's the bad guy, dude.
Rory: I don't see it, Cass.
Cassy: Get in line. We have microscopes and telescopes.

Meanwhile we find Sonic, Axel, Shadow, Sliver, Knuckles and Tails at the outdoor street hockey rink.

Rory: I thought that Tails wanted to go to the dance. What's he doing at the rink?
Jessie: Logic died a long time ago, sweetie.

"Finally we get a chance to face Dean and his crew" Axel said

"Yo guy we going tear him up" Sonic said

Cassy: Someone needs to slap a pair of shutter shade sunglasses on Sonic's face right now.

Just as they expected they see Dean and his crew but one problem 'where is their stuff'

"Yo Dean what gives where your stuff at" Axel asked

Jessie: And "Redundancy Theater" continues.

"Yo man I can't play tonight, I'm going to the dance"

"What you too, damn everybody is going for that" Sonic complained

Rory: Because the dance is a big school event, you whiny "Sonic '06" Sonic wimp thing.
Jessie, Cassy: Huh?
Rory: Yeah, I don't know what I just said, either.

"you guys come as well, I'll hook you up, me and the homies are gonna blaze there"

Cassy, Rory: *confused* They're going to what?
Jessie: They are going to smoke some marijuana at the dance.
Cassy: Oh.
Rory: Some protagonists.

"You serious?"

"Yeah yo come on Monica, Heather & Tonya are in too"

"Fuck it let's go guys, I'll hit that"

Rory: Are we in a bad gangsta rap video?
Jessie: Almost. I thought the stereotype involved basketball, not hockey.

After being convinced by Dean, Sonic and his crew head to their school for the dance, Sonic just hopes he doesn't bump into Amy there,

Cassy: She was going to go to the dance. She's going to find you. You could've just stayed home, but that would've required you to use your brain. You know, it's the organ that you've probably fried to bits with all of that weed that you've been smoking.
Jessie: He must've been smoking a really potent strain.

looking around their see that their the only guys not formally dressed, Sonic and Axel along with Dean are dressed in jeans and a shirt and regular shoes.

"This is GAY MAN!!" Sonic said

Rory: No, I don't think that he's a gay man, Sonic. Not that there's anything wrong with that, yeah.

"I know look at everyone they seem to be having a good time" said Axel

Jessie: *sarcastically* Yeah, how dare they have a good time! Man, happy people suck!

"Man this suck, let just go chill" Knuckles said

They all went to a table near by a sat down just chilling out not even bothering to get up and dance

Rory: Next on "Redundancy Theater"... redundancy!
Cassy: How redundant.

"If this was a club with drinking it would be more interesting" Shadow said

Jessie: *as Patsy Stone* Yeah, cheers. Thanks a lot. *drinks her cocktail*

"Hey Shadow those girls over there are looking at you" Sonic said

Cassy: Shyloh, Sky, Sabrina, Jade, and Sunshine? What're they doing here?
Jessie: It's a huge convention of mind screwing.

"You serious should I go up to them?" Shadow asked

"Yeah yo do it"

Cassy: When'd they turn into giggling schoolgirls?
Rory: Pothead dudes dressed as schoolgirls? Now I've seen everything.
Jessie: *raises an eyebrow*
Cassy: *scratches her head* That's... not what I meant, Rory.
Rory: Oh. Whoops.

Getting convinced by his friends Shadow gets up and walks to the girls that eyed him, he was a bit nervous talking to them but he did it.

"Damn Shadow works fast" Axel said

"Yo Homies let go blaze" Dean said

Finally happy they all get up and head outside to 'Blaze it up'

Rory: I don't think they need to smoke after all. Just look at their mangled English!

Inside we find Amy walking in the gym, still angry with Sonic,

Cassy: Which she had no reason to...

but she had no reason to,

Cassy: Damn mind reading fic!

Sonic knows that Amy is freaken annoying all the time but Amy is too stupid to know that,

All: *annoyed* Would you shut up with the Amy bashing?!
Cassy: Holy Christ, dude!

she meets up with Rouge & Blaze "hey don't tell me you two came alone as well" Amy asked "well we try to get dates but they didn't show" Blaze said

Rory: "because they only care about hockey" Rory said
Jessie: Rory? Where's your punctuation and capitalization, sweetie?
Rory: "dead on arrival"
Jessie: Oh, boy.

"wait a sec is that Tails, Knuckles & Shadow" Rouge pointed out "Hey that is them and Silver is there as well" "then Sonic & Axel are here too, there is no way they would play hockey without the others, okay girls let's go find them"

Cassy: Who's talking?
Jessie: The invisible man who is living in my closet.
Cassy: Benimaru isn't invisible, dude.
Jessie: *narrows her eyes* I hate you so much.
Cassy: *unfazed* That's cool, dude.

Amy & Blaze decided to look for Sonic & Axel with Rouge went over to the guys

"Hey boys, who wants to dance with me" Rouge flirted

"Uh not me Bat-Girl" Knuckles said

"I'm out" Shadow said

"Same here" Silver said

Rory: Cooties are in full force tonight! Avoid! Avoid!

Tails looked around to check out the action on the dance not knowing that Rouge was in front of him, as soon as noticed he looked away because is was so shy to look at Rouge, but that didn't help

"Come on Fox-Boy let's boogy" Rouge grabbed Tails hand and led him to the dance floor

"oh god this is not good" Tails was blushing because he was with Rouge.

Cassy: Probably because of those. *points at Jessie's bust*
Jessie: *shoves Cassy out of her seat*
Cassy: *slowly returns to her seat* Dude!
Jessie: Don't start anything that you can't finish, Cassy.

Meanwhile outside Dean, Sonic, Axel, Tonya, Heather & Monica were fucked they were so high they began laughing at the stupidest things

Cassy: Like this fic.
Rory: *snickers while pretending to be high* Dude! Fish and stuff, man!
Jessie: At least it wasn't my sister... also named Monica. She's not a pot person.

"I bet you that she wants me but she can't" Sonic said while laughing

Cassy: I wouldn't want to be with your dumb ass, either.

"I am so wasted I want to do one of you guys right now" Monica said

Rory: Yep, this is high school, all right. All the horny teens with raging hormones just have to do it.
Cassy: *looks at Jessie*
Jessie: If you say anything, Cassidy Anne Morgan... I will skin you.
Cassy: *widens her eyes in shock*
Rory: Your middle name is "Anne"? What the heck?
Cassy: *nervously slinks into her seat*
Rory: Alrighty, then.

Sonic kept stuttering until he said "Monica…I dare you to make out with Ax in the bathroom"

Monica wore the biggest smirk but couldn't stop laughing, "Dude I….I….I'll do it, but which one, boys or girls?"

Rory: He's a boy. Why're you asking that?
Jessie, Cassy: *facepalms* Rory...

"hmm… Boys!" Dean said

"Fuck yeah let's go" Axel said

"Yo Sonic how bout you and Heather do it too" Dean said

"Shit I'll do it if Heather want to"

"Hell yeah let's go"

Cassy: Yes, because being obnoxious is incredibly fun.
Rory: I could've sworn that we did this when we were in school, Cass.
Cassy: I drank that one time. By the way, what happened?
Rory: You kissed me and passed out afterwards. And you woke up on my couch with the nastiest hangover. And my parents put me six feet under for about a month for hosting that party while they were gone.
Cassy: Oh. Yeah, that was awesome, dude.
Rory: For you, yes. And I think I prematurely saw Heaven in that timeframe.

So Monica grabs Axel's hand and Heather grabs Sonic's hand and leads them back inside the gym and towards the boys washroom,

Cassy: "Washroom"? This fic uses the word "washroom"?

little did the guys know was that Rouge & Amy saw them and it wasn't no surprise they followed them but what they saw wasn't what they expected, they saw two girls with Sonic & Axel and they enter the men's bathroom.

Rory: Or washroom. Whatever.

"I don't believe it Sonic is cheating on me" Amy pouted

"how bout Axel, I can't believe it, after I was throwing myself on to him" Rouge said

Jessie: No, their standards are just incredibly low. Find some other guys that aren't gangsta rap rejects.

meanwhile inside the washroom, you could hear the giggling from the girls plus the smell of marijuana

"Axel you know I gotta tell you something, I think your awesome" Monica said as she was smoking the joint with Axel in the stall

"No your awesome" Axel was trying to say

Rory: And I're bored.
Jessie: Have you been hitting a joint with them, Rory?
Rory: Probably. I can practically smell the pot from the screen. It's like Smell-o-Vision.

"I am so fucked I just want to eat right now" Sonic said as he was smoking with Heather

Cassy: He's hungry for fish.
Jessie, Rory: *as Jon Stewart* Boom!

"yeah me too Razor I'm so fucking ripped"

Rory: Who's Razor?
Cassy: *holds a razorblade* No?
Rory: Nah.

"yo fuck, you girls hungry or something" Axel asked

Jessie: I'm hungry for the end of this fic.

"sure I could go for something, let's go get Dean and ditch this joint, thank god it's fucking Friday" Sonic said

Rory: Just let me watch my comedies on ABC, okay? Yeah, thanks.

So wasted as ever Sonic & Axel along with their girls walked out of the bathroom and back to the gym where the dance continues everybody getting down, Sonic sees Tails pretty much getting so embarrassed by Rouge he tried walking away after each song was done but Rouge didn't let him go "sorry Hon tonight you need to break out of that shell you call shyness"

Sonic just looked on "man Tails is getting down to Rouge" Axel agreed "Yup Tails is going to get all the girls with that charm,

Cassy: What charm? All I see is smothering.

come on the others are waiting I'm fucking starving" Axel said.

Jessie: We know you're hungry. You keep telling us that. As a matter of fact, why don't you just eat the joint that you're smoking right now, hmm?

As Soon as Axel & Sonic were about to leave they were stopped by Amy "you got a lot of nerve Sonic Hedgehog, how dare you" Amy screamed,

Rory: Hey, let's calm down and smoke a joint with Sonic here! *mutters* Lord knows you need it, raging like that and all with your OOC self.

Sonic groaned "listen here you stupid bitch, get this threw your fucking thick head of your, I don't like you, you are the most annoying person I ever met in my life and I want you to drop dead, fuck you" Sonic said while he was high, Amy was stunned did he just say that to her, Sonic walked out with Axel and left Amy to think about all this, she broke down in tears and ran away

All: *stunned*
Jessie: Oh... my... god.
Rory: Well. I guess that kills the rumor of potheads being mellow and such.
Cassy: Wow, Sonic. Just... wow. What the hell's wrong with you, dude?!

Meanwhile Sonic was talking about what he just did to Amy, the other couldn't be more happier for the guy "oh right Razor that's the way to do it" Axel said "I'm so glad you don't have to worry about her anymore" Heather said

Jessie: Because telling her to drop dead is the perfect way to do it. You're all assholes, you know that? All of you!
Cassy: They just made the Kyos look like saints. And that's saying one heck of a lot.

"damn right, I hated Amy since day one and now she's out of my life, it's too bad she's not out of my school,

Cassy: *as Sonic* Besides, I basically bullied her into killing herself. I'm surprised that she's not doing that right now! *normal voice* Prick.

I guess on Monday I'm changing my schedule I don't wanna be in the same class as her" Sonic said

Rory: Hey, Sonic, why don't you whine more? I don't think we heard you loud enough.

"Hey let's drop Jenkins' class and go to Miss Helen's class, Tails is there" Axel said

Jessie: What is it with whiny boys that can't stand a girl? Edward Sparklepants tried to switch his classes because of Bella and failed. Now these fools can do it, too?
Cassy: Well, they can do that, actually. But still... just wait until they hit the real world.
Rory: *as Sonic* Ugh, that stupid bitch is in the same job with me! *flails around on the floor* I wanna switch careers!
Jessie, Cassy: *laughing*

"Good idea Ax, anyway let's go get something to eat I'm starving" Sonic said

Cassy: Shut! Up! We know you're hungry! Shut! Up!
Jessie: I have this incredible urge to fill this blue fool's body with lead right now.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The weekend was finished and the students have to go back to school, as Sonic & Axel got there, they received high fives from the guys and hugs from the girls, Sonic was amazed that the students were giving him respect for what he done on Friday,

Rory: Look, nobody with half a brain would give this moron any sort of respect. No-bo-dy!

the whole day was a blast, Sonic & Axel got their request to drop Mr. Jenkins' class and go to Miss Helen's Class, they now have pretty much the same classes now Sonic didn't have to worry about Amy anymore she was finished

Cassy: Because if you kick and scream like overgrown bratty children, you too can get what you want.
Rory: Sometimes it does work. It only costs you your dignity.
Cassy: But what can you gain from that?
Rory: Supreme hatred from other folks.

Seven years later

"Amy is still an idiot she doesn't learn anything" Sonic said

All: *irritated* Enough with the Amy bashing!

"well what could you do, after what you say to her on that night at the dance, she just…well didn't change" Axel said

Rory: Send her "Sonic Battle" butt to the psych ward, then. Because that's not Sonic or Amy. It's just a jerk and a nut posing as the two.

"yeah I know but still I already have a girlfriend, Jade" Sonic said

"hell yeah" Axel said

Cassy: *as Sonic* She loves me for my weed and not my disgusting personality.

"anyway let's go to the coffee shop, get some lunch I'm hungry" Sonic said

Rory: Oh, jeez! They're always hungry, aren't they?
Jessie: This fic had nothing but the words "I hate Amy" and "I'm so hungry". That's the whole stupid fic!

"sounds good to me" Axel said

THE END

This story was in my PSP for a long time, I just edited it,

Rory: I didn't see any editing. Sorry.

anyway the first chapter of Adventures in Atlantic City (title might change) is almost finished, well see ya later and remember

The Force Will Be With You……..Always!

Jessie: Yeah, I want to force this crap out of my mind.

Read & Review ;)

Cassy: It's one of the few fics that I actually disliked. Anyway... I'm hungry.
Rory: *groans* I don't care if I'm hungry. I'm gonna avoid saying that for a while.
Jessie: Is it from the repetition or the pot, Cassy?
Cassy: Both, probably.
Rory: Wonderful, I guess.

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