Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Egg Spiral Crew, Episode 6: Starting Fresh (Short: Deep in my heart)

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Deep in my heart

Manic: Do you need some surgery to get whatever's deep in there?

A pokemon journey story

Sonia: Or lack thereof.

I don't own Pokemon. I own my nicknames and Ideas. And Yuki from Fruits Basket. I own him...he's mine...allllllll minnnneee...

Sonic: I see a lawsuit in your future, ma'am.

Chapter 1: Lost and Found

Manic: And then lost again. Nobody can hold on to the crap that's always coming up missing.

Rain clouds were covering viridian city, the cold icy rain fell.

Sonic: We call that "sleet".
Amy: Pray that it's not hail.
Manic: Ouch.

A few wild pokemon were running around to hide from the rain, the only one in the city was a young 10-year-old child.

Sonic: Didn't know that the child was a Pokémon.

The child was female, she was also very cold and wet.

Sonia: No, really? I thought she put up a random shield to protect herself against the rain.

Her long chocolate brown hair was messy,

Manic: And melted.

her skin was pale from the cold.

Amy: You sure? For a minute there, I thought that the rain was suddenly hot.

She sat down next to a cherry tree.

Sonic: And then George Washington chopped it down, and it fell on her.

Her eyes opened, they were a soft sapphire blue.

Sonia: Somebody's going to pilfer her eyes and pawn them off in two minutes, you know.

She is wearing a old green T-shirt and blue jeans. Her name you ask?

Sonic: Bob Johnson.
Amy: It said "her", Sonic.
Sonic: I know. I'm still sticking with "Bob Johnson".

Sakura Hikari.

Amy: Wh... what?
Sonia: Really? You stuck two Japanese given names together? Really?
Manic: *snickers*
Sonic: I've never been this dumbfounded over a name before.
Manic: You must've forgotten about "Symphony Callestro", bro.

She hated her life, each day she hated it more. Her father and Mother didn't care about her, they always said, 'I wish you were never born.' But they died in a fire, and Sakura was the only one who lived. No one wanted poor Sakura, so she lived on the streets.

Manic: The wangst! It burns!

Sakura held the Oran berry she was able to find, she smiled and was about to eat it then she heard a low whisper.

Amy: *making ghostly noises* The berry's possessed!

'Huh..what was that?' She murmured, putting the berry away. She followed the sound to a small clearing.

Sonia: A clearing? Did we suddenly switch locations to a forest?

A few hungry spearow were pecking at a small yellow pokemon.

Sonic: Ah, jeez! Ash's Pikachu, would you get outta there? We're not repeating the beginning of your journey!

It looked like a fox, only its fur was spiked and yellow.

Sonic, Sonia, Manic: *flatly* Jolteon.
Amy: Hang on... it said that it was yellow, but then we're told in the very next sentence that it's yellow again--
Sonic: Stop it, Ames. The logic's long gone. Your brain's gonna break someday.

Its eyes were a beauitful ruby red, but on its left cheek was a scar that would never heal.

Manic: *singing* Crawling in my skin... these wounds, they will not heal...

Sparks jumped from its body, trying to get the Spearow away.

Sonic: Ah, dang. I can't use it to jumpstart my dead car now.

Scratchs and pecks were on the pokemon's body, blood was also staining its honey yellow coat.

Sonia: Hey, that's my designer coat! Somebody get it!

'Jolt..Jolt...'It panted.

Amy: Well, what else could it say?
Manic: *in a British accent* I do say, I'm in quite a predicament. Could you please remove these uncouth birds from my person?
Amy: Wow, Manic.

Sakura stared in awe of pokemon, but then grabbed a stick nearby. She had fought the Spearow around the city tons of times, for food or just to save a wild pokemon.

Manic: Or for stealing food from a Pokémon. Because you know, screw them.

'Get away from it you stupid birds!'Sakura yelled, the stick was thrown at the Spearow.

Amy: And it made contact and pinned some of them to the ground.
Sonic: Yum, we're having some cheap fried birds tonight!

The spearow crowed and flew away, knowing that they could not fight a human.

Manic: Their second option was to defecate on her. But we will not get into that.
Sonia: Really, Manic?

Sakura ran over and knet beside it. She wanted to feel its soft fur, but the pokemon growled as soon as she touched it.

Sonia: Yes, let's randomly touch something that's basically dying or infected.

'Jolteon...'It hissed at Sakura, then sparks shot from its body. The sparks hit Sakura's hand and hurt her.

Sonic: Hey, don't hit her hand! Hit my car engine! Come on!

'Please...you have to trust me..'Sakura said sadly. She pulled out the Oran Berry she found, she carefully put it by the Jolteon.

Amy: Whoops, it accidentally fried it with those electric bursts.

(Jolteon's POV)

I growled again at the human child. Why should I trust a stupid human? All they did was made things that destory and complain about everything!

Sonia: Says the Pokémon who's complaining right now.
Manic: I didn't know that Kyo turned into a Jolteon.

Then I saw the Oran Berry, I felt the drool fell from my lips. This human gave me something.

Amy: No, she gave you an IOU letter. Of course she just gave you something!

My belly growled, I wanted to eat the small berry.

Sonic: Then shut up and eat it!

Fine..I thought, taking the berry and eating it. But if I die, I'm going to haunt this child for the rest of its pitiful life..

Manic: It's so bad that even the Pokémon itself's now acting like some silly wangst bucket.

No poison at all. And I didn't feel sick, but I still felt weak from the wounds the Spearow had gave me. I saw everything fade, and then blacked out.

Amy: It then plunged into the peaceful darkness and stayed there...
Sonic: It'd be nice if you'd never make another shout out to that migraine inducing fic, Ames.
Amy: Oops. Sorry.
Sonic: Don't worry about it.

(Normal POV)

Manic: Then what the hell were we treated to before? An abnormal POV?
Amy: Maybe Jolteon's abnormal.
Sonia: After listening to that Mewtwo-like rant, I'd have to agree.

Sakura gasped. 'Oh no! The poor thing fainted.'She murmured. She picked up the small pokemon and ran into the city.

Amy: Wait, I thought we were already in the city! Where the heck are we?
Sonic: Logic. Dead. Brain goo, Ames.

Sakura had seen the pokemon center before, but she never entered it. If anyone saw her they would make fun of her and laugh. Sakura hated being laughed at.

Sonic: Oh, poor you. Just shut the heck up and go inside.

She stopped at the Center, but it was closed.

Amy: *woodenly* How convenient.

Sakura fell to her knees, the Jolteon fell out of her arms. She had fainted. As the rain fell down onto the city, only a lone nurse saw Sakura and Jolteon.

Manic: If this counts for drama, I'd hate to see what flies for sitcoms nowadays.
Sonia: Let me point you towards the American version of "Coupling", dear brother.

End of the first chapter. It took me a whole hour.

Sonic: It took you a whole hour to write that? Were nine of your fingers broken?

My hands hurt now!

Manic: You've never tried to write a screenplay, huh?

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MY FIC! NO STEALING!

Sonic: Well, think of this as "borrowing".

I MADE IT UP! WEATHERSTAR IS MY CHARACTER AND SO IS HER POKEMON BEGBI!

All: No duh!

PLEASE DON'T STEAL IT OK AND DON'T CALL HER A SUE EITHER SHE'S NOT A MARY SUE.

Amy: Fifty bucks says that she is.

SHE HAS FAULTS AND SHE'S LOST A TON OF BATTLES.

Manic: But she'll never win the reading audience's heart.

WELL I JUST MADE HER UP NOW, BUT IN MY OTHER STORIES SHE'S GOING TO LOSE LOTS OF BATTLES.

Sonia: No, she won't.

SO SHE'S NOT A MARY SUE!

All: Mm-hmm!

AND YES THIS IS A BIG JOKE.

Sonic: Is this ALL CAPS RAGE a big joke, too?

ANYWAY SHE IS NOT A MARY SUE! I'VE SEEN SOME BAD SUES AND SHE ISN'T ONE, OKAY?

All: *exaggerated coughing*

NOW, ENJOY THE FIC AND PLEASE DON'T STEAL IT BECAUSE I WOULD SO BE PISSED AT YOU.

Manic: Oh, boy. She's going to lose it when she finds out that we're riffin' it.
Sonic: Let her.

OH YEAH, POKEMON ISN'T MINE, JUST BEGBIE. PLEASE R & R.

All: WHAT?! COULD YOU SPEAK UP?!
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Starting Fresh
by viicious -

It was morning and the sun was shining through the western window.

Sonia: Oh, great. We're in Bizarro World now.

The beautiful girl was sleeping in bed, not hearing her alarm go off.

Amy: Therefore, the "beautiful" girl was deaf as well.

"Good morning, Weatherstar!" it would yell really loudly. "Good morning, Weatherstar!"

Sonic: *covers his ears* Well, damn!
Manic: Heck, I see why she's deaf now!
Amy: Wait, that's not a nickname? She's actually named Weatherstar?
Sonia: Her parents need to be hit for giving her that name.

The beautiful girl

Sonic: Doesn't this remind you all of another certain fic?
Amy: Yep. We're certainly reading a powerful introduction here.

had long, blue hair and silver eyes that were closed.

Amy: Is she blind?
Sonia: And we have another character with extremely long hair. First Serenity, then Kathryn, now Weatherstar.

He bangs were short, just above here eyebrows, and she finally woke up to her mom banging on her door.

Manic: That's because your room's on fire! Get outta there!

"Weatherstar! Your alarm is going off! It's really annoying!"

Sonic: *as Weatherstar's mother* And the narrator's abuse of the word "beautiful" is starting to grate on my nerves, too!

She was already mad at her mom. "If you don't like it, don't listen!" and she hit the alarm's OFF button.

Amy: Wait, she's mad at her mom for telling her to turn her alarm off? What a brat. There's other people living in the house, you know.
Manic: Man, if that was my mom, she'd throw the alarm clock at me for saying that.

"Just because you're leaving home today and are going to be a Pokemon trainer doesn't mean you can talk to me like that, young lady!" Her mom left the room.

Manic: Hell, my mom would zip my mouth up after that sass... with an actual zipper.
Sonia: Your exaggeration is rather awkward, Manic.

"Yes, maam," she boringly called to her mom who was leaving. She got dressed and wore the coolest blue outfit. It was a long blue jacket and pants like a jumper.

Sonic: There is nothing cooler in blue than me. Remember that.
Sonia, Manic: *rolling their eyes* Whatever, Sonic.

She out on a hat and just then, her Pokeball wiggled a little.

Amy: *singing* J-E-L-L-O!
Sonic, Sonia, Manic: *wiggling in their seats and singing* It's alive!

"Hmm? Begbi? What's wrong?" she asked it and pushed the button on thePokeball so Begbi could come out.

Manic: What the frizz is a Begbi? I swear, of all the weird names for these guys, that's gotta be the most ridiculous.

"Begbiiiii!" Begbie yelled, dancing around. Begbi was a legendary Pokemon, even though no one knew it.

Sonia: Therefore, it's not a legendary. Okay, then. Carry on with your ass pulling.
Amy: This is so inconsistent. Is it "Begbi" or "Begbie"?
Sonia: Who knows?

It was a little blue fox, with a ruby diamond on it's forehead.

Amy: So she took a Vulpix, removed five of the six tails, colored it blue, and put a gem on its head?
Sonic: Maybe it's a shiny Vulpix.
Amy: Shiny Vulpix aren't blue, Sonic. They're mostly yellow or orange.
Sonic: Huh.

It had a secret power that even Weatherstar didn't know about, but she would soon find out because today was the day she was going to be a Pokemon master!

Sonic: This'll also be the day where she oneshots everyone!
Manic: Man, this girl's gonna be worse than Tobias!

Weatherstar went to talk to Professor Elm that morning. He was going to give her a Pokemon, but she didn't need it.

Amy: So why the heck did you go?!
Sonic: I guess don't need my brain, either! Peace out, you pulsating pink thing!

Begbi wa strong enough to take on any trainer, even though she didn't fight with him yet.

Sonia: So how the hell are you going to know if it's strong enough like that? Ever thought of training?
Amy: Special Legendary Sues don't need training. It's a natural fact.

To-day was it, though.

Sonia: What about yes-ter-day? Or to-mor-row?

First she went to Brock. He was the trainer of Pewter town and he had rock Pokemon.

Manic: Hey, I didn't know that she was the size of the Jolly Green Giant! Just step from one region to another, huh?
Amy: Maybe her giant self must've smashed enough of Pewter City and turned it into a town.

But Weatherstar would take him on. She knew everything about Pokemon and could defeat Brock, especially since she knew everything about all sorts of Pokemon and their types and stats.

Sonic: I knew everything about hitting the author for writing all of those stupid bragging rights.

When she came in the gym, there was Brock standing and a giant Onyx right behind him.

Sonia: And then Manic stole the giant onyx and sold it on the black market.
Manic: Well, that's -- hey...

Onyx is really the colour black, but his Onyx was grey like a rock.

Amy: Wow, the author really needs to brush up on her Poké colors.

"Are you Brock?" she asked, wondering if he was just an assistant, or something.

Manic: Or the gym leader... or somethin'.

Immediately,Brock was so amaezed by here.

Sonia: I guess the author needs to touch up on her Poké spelling, too.

She was beautiful,

Sonic: If I hear any variant of that stupid word one more time, I'm going to beat the crap out of someone with a folding chair.

with long, blue hair and silver eyes.

Amy: Look, our attention span is not that terrible!
Manic: Mine is.
Amy: No, it's not, Manic.

She didn't smile, but he knew that she probably had the most wonderful smile ever.

Manic: Wow, I didn't know that incredibly rotten teeth were so wonderful.
Sonic, Sonia, Amy: Okay...

He blushed a little.

Sonic: I threw up in my mouth a little.
Sonia: Okay, Kyo Light.
Sonic: Oh, don't you compare me to him, sis!

"Er... yeah, I'm Brock. I'm the Pewter Gym Leader. And you... you're really pretty. You are...?" said Brock.

Manic: *as Brock* Duhhh... pretty lady! Durrr...

"I;m Weatherstar. I think today I'm going to defeat you. Because I have a special Pokémon, and it can defeat any trainer anywhere, no matter what level or anything."

Sonia: That Pokémon's name? Arceus. No, wait; that's an Earth Logic Legendary Pokémon.

Oh yeah? Prove it!" Brock commanded, and opened a Pokeball and out popped Geodude. It said "Geo, Geodude!"

Amy: Well, what else could it say?
Manic: *in a British accent* Good day, I am Geodude. I believe that my trainer has sent me out to attempt to prevent you from acquiring the Boulder Badge.
Amy: Remind me to never ask that question again.

Weatherstar didn't flinch or anything.

Sonic: Well, that's because she was made of diamonds. She's that beautiful.

She whipped out her Pokeball, her blue hair flying,

Sonia: ...away.
Manic: I didn't know that Donald Trump's hair came in different colors.

saying "I choose you, Begbi!" Out popped her Pokemon Begbi, saying, "Begbiiiii!"

Amy: Don't start again, Manic.
Manic: Aww.

"Begbi!" Brock exclaimed, surprised. "I heard that Pokemon was just a legend! It's really real?"

Amy: But the fic just said that nobody's heard of it earlier!
Sonic, Sonia, Manic: The logic's gone, Amy!

"Yes!" Weatherstar replied, showing her fist of fight,

Sonic: I'm showing off my face of palm.

"It came to me one day and it chose me as it's trainer.

All: Ass pull story.

I've been with it for a long time.

Sonia: I didn't know that five minutes was a long time.

And now you're going to lose."

Amy: I hope she loses just for saying that.

Brock didn't even hear.

Manic: *as Brock* Duhhh, what?

He was amazed by her beauty so much.

Sonic: Folding chair, please.

He thought of all the things he would do if he could only just be her girlfriend.

Manic: Like stalking her or cutting her off from those "friends" of hers.
Sonic: "Her girlfriend"? Brock's a lady, now? Um... uh... okay. I'm not going to judge.

He then realised she was challenging him. He came to and pointed his finger.

Sonia: He then used his middle finger to flip the Suethor off and made his escape from the bad fanfic.

"Okay! I choose you, Geodude!"

Amy: Wait, so you're sending another Geodude out? Hey, two against one's not fair!
Sonic: Look, the Sue's got a "legendary". I think we can let him bend the rules a bit.

"Geodude!" Geodude said.

"Geodude! Rock Tomb!" Brock proclaimed.

Sonia: Failure in five seconds.

Geodude threw his fists up and rocks came out of the ground. Then, Geodude threw his arms down and the rocks fell towards Begbi. When the rocks reached Begbi, they suddenly disappeared behind a blue flash of light. Begbi stared intently at Geodude.

All: Lame!

"Did you really think that would work, Brock? Like I said, Begbi's legendary!" Weatherstar said. She threw up her arm.

Manic: She... threw up her arm? Man, this girl's gross. Eating and pukin' herself up--
Sonic, Sonia, Amy: Cut it out, Manic!

"Begbi! Water Blast!"

Amy: *blows a whistle* Fifteen penalty points! "Water Blast" does not exist in the English Attack Dex!
Manic: You're getting a little Poké accurate there, Amy.

Begbi ran toward the Geodude, appearing as a swift blue blaze. It then shouted "Begbiiii!" and water came from its jewel on the top of it's head. It rushed toward Geodude. It splashed into Geodude and Geodude flew 50 meters. It was weakened and was shaking on the ground. "Geo... dude..." it mumbled sadly.

Sonia: *woodenly* Wow. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.

Brock was astonished. "no way! That... that can't be. It's a water type!"

Sonic: No, it's an ass pull type!

Weatherstar laughed in triumph. "It's an all type Pokemon! It can use any attack possible. Grass, fire, water... Like I said, legendary."

Sonic: And like I said, "annoying".

Will Brock defeat Weatherstar?

All: No.

Will Onyx surpass Geodude?

All: No.

Will Weatherstar ever defeat the rest of the trainers?

All: Yes.

Find out in Staring Fresh, CHAPTER 2!

All: Hell, no!

Don't forget to R & R!

All: We did!

Thankx for reading!

Sonia: "Thankx"? What is this, typing from the 1990's?
Sonic: Maybe. I'm going to put this thing in the shredder and forget it ever existed now.

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