Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Four Riffers, Episode 9: Crescent Variation (Part One)

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Warning: Of course you know who we're dealing with. This part of the fic contains a sex scene. A badly written one, but it's still a sex scene.

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Hi this is Benji Himura.

Tomoko: Yeah, hi, whatever.

I am now starting a Sailor moon story. I don't own Sailor moon or any of the characters.

James: Considering the gripes that the other riffers said about you? Yeah, we're glad that you don't own 'em.
Jessie: Silly James! Women aren't people to this little boy!

Some anime or manga characters might show up in the story I also don't own then. I own Benji Himura and others characters that will show up in the story.

Miyuki: Well, yeah, of course you own yourself. That's pretty much obvious.

It might be violence and sex in the story

Tomoko: Yeah. "Might".

so if you are underage of seventeen are warned the content might be too improper to your age.

James: This is going to be improper for any age!

Read by your own will and risk.

Jessie: And mental health.

In anyway enjoy the story.
Signed: Benji Himura.

Miyuki: We're not gonna enjoy it.

Explanation: This story happens during the Stars saga. Since the anime doesn't give a year for the story it happens in 2002. But the story will begin at 2000.

Miyuki: Uh, technically, the original anime did give a year. It usually matched the year that the manga or anime series was in. Since the original anime aired in 1992, some parts of said anime reflected the year of 1992.
Tomoko: The guy's allergic to research, Fujiwara. And how did you know all of that stuff?
Miyuki: *holds up Emi's and Miyu's notes* Hey, they know this stuff better than I do.

Since there isn't much of an explanation of how Michiru became a senshi I will allow myself some freedom.

Jessie: Translation: He will screw this story up badly!

Before anyone sends me a review talking that Michiru is a lesbian and she loves Haruka let explain that this happens before Michiru meets Haruka.

James: Which means that you're going to bonk her.
Tomoko: Yeah, just what we needed. A dork rubbing his junk all over a series that mainly stars women. And he gets in the way of a lesbian couple to boot. Ugh. I'm not being paid enough to look at this crap.

Chapter one: Act one: Past

2000 March fifth, Meiho private school.

The school bell rings many students leave the classes. The girls are wearing a black fuku that is a black skirt that goes to the knee length and a black shirt with a black jacket over it.

Miyuki: That's a lotta black.
Jessie: So black that Cassy's green with envy.

In the middle of the students there is a fourteen years old Kaioh Michiru walking with a book case and a violin case on her hands.

Miyuki: *reads Miyu's notes* Michiru is supposed to be sixteen.
James: Research doesn't exist.

She ignores many comments from male students who are trying to pick her up.

Tomoko: But of course she'll eventually pay attention to that one dude who's going to bonk her.

And she leaves the school grounds as many others students. She walks to a subway station. In there she sits on a bench. Besides her has a tall teen with long black hair who is wearing black pants, white social shirt and a black blazer that is left open. And she says:
Hi Benji.

Jessie: Yes... hiiiiii, Benji. *gives a fake smile, points to her left leg that's in a cast* Still haven't forgotten about that little injury that you gave me.
James: *as he points to his right arm that's in a sling* "Little"? That dork and that moron Mary Sue from the last fic screwed us up pretty badly!
Tomoko: And here I thought that you two were in a bad car accident.

And he says:
Hi Michiru. How was the class?
And she says:
Fine.
And they stay quiet for a couple of seconds and she says:
I guess that taking the subway home is not so bad after all.

Tomoko: Yeah, when you compare that sentence to the other fic that this guy wrote? Ooh, boy.

And he says:
What?
And she says:
Well in the beginning I hated have to go home like this. But I can't complain much now. If I wasn't coming home on it I would not have met you.
And Benji says:
Thanks. But I am not your boyfriend or something like that. We are just friends.

Miyuki: And Miyuki says that you're lying through your teeth.

And Michiru says:
I know. But to be honest you are the only friend that I really like and trust. Even knowing who I am and everything you act like I was only another girl.

James: To abuse and usurp.
Miyuki: She's not Usagi. Poor Usagi...

And Benji says:
You are a girl. Even that you family is rich and you having a huge load of talent. Still over that you are a girl. A beautiful girl.

Jessie: *with a blank look* I'm going to barf now.
Tomoko: I wonder where I heard these lame pickup sentences before.

And she blushes with the last comment and she says:
By the way have you seem…?
And Benji pulls from his book case a wallet and he says:
You drop it yesterday on the train. Be more careful.
And she nods and she pick her wallet and she says:
I would be in serious trouble if I haven't met you.

James: *sarcastically* Because women are incompetent, am I right? Eh? Eh?
Tomoko: Says a lot coming from the only guy in this room.

And Benji smiles and says:
Hey is that what friends do. Help the other.
And she smile back to him. And they train arrive and they enter. Michiru seats and Benji is standing in front of him and she says:
By the way Benji I was forgetting this.
And she hands to him an envelope and he picks it and he says looking at it:
What is this?
And she says:
That is an invitation to my birthday party. It is tomorrow.

Jessie: Is Michiru's birthday on March 6?
Miyuki: Yep. But I bet it's because the Stuthor likes her, so he had to do the research there.

And Benji says:
I didn't knew.
And she says:
You never asked.
And he says:
Most of the girls don't like to be asked about it.

Tomoko: They don't like to be asked about their birthday? What?
James: *sarcastically* You know, women aren't supposed to age and all of that icky stuff, so don't remind them about getting old!

And she says:
Well just be there. I want to have a friend on that party.
And Benji says:
Sure.
And she says:
It is a formal party. So be dressed with a suit.

Miyuki: And let me guess, he's going to be so incredibly handsome that all the girls drool over his boring butt. Come on, we know what's gonna happen here.

And Benji nods and she says:
At least this year the party it will be pleasant with someone that I can talk freely on it.

Jessie: This guy? Pleasant? Lady, are you drunk or me?
Tomoko: Please, you wouldn't like him even if you were sloshed, Baxter.

And Benji says:
Thank you a lot for the trust.

Miyuki: ...I somehow misread "trust" for "turd".
Jessie: Well... you might be right soon.

And she smiles and says:
You deserve it.
And they chat for a while.

James: *flatly* Thrilling.

2000 March sixth, Kaioh residence.

A butler escort Benji who is wearing a white social that have high collar, black pants a sash like belt. That covers part of his stomach and a white blazer with the black cuffs, collar and buttons. And he is wearing white gloves.

Tomoko: *annoyed* Nobody friggin' cares! Is it that hard to say that he was wearing a damn tux?!
Jessie, James, Miyuki: Yes.
Jessie: You know that they have to do long descriptions of clothing.

And the butler says when they are close of Michiru:
Miss Kaioh, Himura Benji just arrived.

Miyuki: Butlers? Michiru never had butlers. What is this?
James: A wankfest.

Michiru turn to him. She is wearing a long marine green party gown, a same color pair of gloves that over her arms until the elbow and aquamarine jewels.

Jessie: I'm this close to beating my head open with my own crutch.

And she says covering her mouth in surprise:
Benji you are so handsome!

Tomoko: That ain't how you say "boring".

And Benji says:
Thank you Michiru. You are stunning beautiful.
She stands her hand to him and Benji take her hand and softly kiss the back of her gloved hand and she says:
Thank you.
And she asks to the butler leave and she says:
I was wondering that you would not come.

James: Trust me, he's going to come later.
Jessie: *snickers, elbows James* Hush, you.

And he says:
The traffic was bad. I would not miss this for anything.

Miyuki: The one time that you wish for traffic to hold someone up and it fails. Darn.

And she smiles to him and take him to the dance hall. She walks with to a more elderly couple. It is a man with short black hair that has few silver strands who is wearing a fine cutted black suit. Beside him is a very beautiful woman with long green hair who is wearing a tight black party dress.

James: *points at the screen* See that? Choppy English aside, that's how you do basic descriptions.
Jessie: To be fair, English isn't his first language, and this was written before "Outcast Saga", so... let's give him a pass on that.

And Michiru walks to then and she says:
Mother, father this is my friend Himura Benji.
And Benji says:
Nice to meet you.
And he shakes hands with Michiru father and Michiru mother stands her hand and Benji take it and he says to her:
Now I can see from where Michiru took all her beauty.

Tomoko: *gags* Oh, my god, this suck-up!
Miyuki: Oh... *laughs*

And she says when he kisses the back of her hand:
You are flattering me.
And Benji says:
Not at all. As Michiru you are more beautiful than a mermaid.

James: And I vomited more than someone with a stomach bug.

And she says with a faint blush:
You are a very flirtatious young man. Thank you for the compliment.

Miyuki: Flirtatious to the women he likes, but a complete jerkass to the ones he hates.

And Benji says:
I am only stating the truth.
And her blush grew a bit more. Michiru excuse then and she says:
I never would guess that you were tamed to party like this.
And Benji says:
Well I know a bit of etiquette.

Jessie: *laughs loudly, calms down* Sorry.
Tomoko: Why're you apologizing? We all know that he's lying through his teeth.

And Michiru says:
I never have seen my mother blush before. You are quite skilled with your words.

Tomoko: Oh, great. We needed to shill this guy this early, huh?
Miyuki: Yep.

And Benji says:
As I said Michiru was the truth. After all you and her are stunning beautiful.

Jessie: And what's the truth on him?
James: According to the last group that dealt with him... he's an arsehole.
Jessie: That is true.

And now she is blushing. And she says:

Miyuki: Can I drink to every time the word "blush" is mentioned?
Jessie: No. Because that's my job.

So what a girl must do to dance with you?
And Benji says:
It is just ask.

Tomoko: I'm not dancing with him.
James: Yeah, you'll probably break him in half.
Tomoko: Do I look like Fujiwara to you?
James: Then you'll just choke him to death.
Tomoko: Yeah, that's more accurate. Then I'll break him in half after that.

And he stands a hand to her and she places her hand over his and they walk to the dance court. It is playing a slow waltz and Benji placed his right hand on her left side, while grasping her right hand in his left. She placed her left hand on his shoulder, and they began to move in time with the music.

Jessie: And then I got bored.

They are dancing close of the other and Benji is very aware of the feel of her body thru the fabric of her own party gown and his suit.

Jessie: Scratch that. Get me a barf bag.
Miyuki: Nah, just puke all over the fic so we don't have to read the rest of it.

Michiru has a faint tint of crimson on her cheeks but she has smile on her lips. Benji being ten centimeters taller than her, making Michiru fail in notice that he also has a faint blush.

James: This bloke really doesn't know his measurements, huh? There's a thing called "looking up", you dunce!

They dance two more waltzes. Benji and Michiru lean closer of the other moving they faces closer Michiru slowly enclose her eyes trusting fully on Benji lead, Benji move closer and they lips are just few centimeters apart when a teen in a fancy black suit tap on Benji shoulder and says in a cocky tone:
Mind if I have this one?

Tomoko: Thank you, Cliché Captain Cockblock.

And Benji and Michiru stop dancing and Michiru open her eyes and the anger on then are easily seem.

Miyuki: Wait, so... all because he asked, he's the bad guy?
Jessie: Welcome to crappy fanfiction, sweetie. If someone gets in the way, they're automatically evil.

And Benji says looking at the teen eyes:
Yes I do mind. But if Michiru wants I will let. So Michiru you want dance with him?
And Michiru says:
No. I don't want to dance with him at all.
And Benji that is still holding Michiru hand began to move away. And the teen says holding on Michiru elbow:
But want to dance with her.

James: Sod off, Christian Grey. The lady said "no".
Miyuki: *snickers*
Jessie: And there's another cliché. The cockblocker has to be evil, demanding, or whiny so the Stu or Sue can look better in comparison.
Tomoko: And what if the prick does the same?
Jessie: Then it's somehow valid. You know, double standards and all of that.
Tomoko: *scoffs* Still stupid no matter how you slice it.

And Benji says releasing Michiru from him:
The lady said that she doesn't want to dance with you…
And Benji that is holding on the teen wrist and he tightens and strengths his grip and he says:
So move away and never try to forcer yourself on a woman again. And if I see you anywhere close of Michiru this thin wrist of yours will be snapped.
And the teen his holding back a cry of pain and tears. Benji let him go and he and Michiru walk away.

James: You know... if we're feeling sorry for the person that we're supposed to hate... you're doing it wrong.
Miyuki: Whoa, what the hell is wrong with you? Ever heard of restraint, man?
Tomoko: He only said two things, and the Stu does this. Tell me why we're supposed to like this prick.
Jessie: Again. Double standards. I told you that it's supposed to be somehow valid.
Tomoko: Can I just shove my chains up his ass and call it a day?
James: I don't think we're going to protest that request, so knock yourself out.

And Michiru says:
I hate him.

Miyuki: And you're going to love the guy who we already hate. Isn't irony delicious?

And Benji says:
And who is him?
And Michiru sigh and says:
You threatened him with out even knowing who he was?
And Benji says:
Yes. Anything for you.

Jessie: *facepalms*
James: *as the Stu* Oh, I threatened a guy because I love you! *normal voice* I fucking hate you.
Miyuki: Well, guess it's time to update my dating profile. *writes* Turn-offs... threatening people that you don't even know just to earn my love.
Tomoko: You're going to have a lot of turn-offs by the time we're done with this crap, Fujiwara.

And she blushes madly and says:

James: *irritated* Why is this charming? This shit is not supposed to be charming!

It is not important. Benji take me to the terrace I feel like breathing fresh air.

Jessie: Can I push him over so he can fall to his death? *gives a fake smile* Anything for you, Michiru.

And Benji nods and he stand an arm to her and she holds on it and they walk away. The couple calls some attention especially of jealous girls and lads who wanted to be like that with the respective teen.

Jessie, Miyuki, Tomoko: *annoyed* Oh, come on!
James: The gals are all squishy for him and the guys envy him. Of course. Of bloody course. *sighs* God, I hate Gary Stus so much.

And soon Michiru and Benji are in the terrace. The moon is shinning in her full form showering her silver light over the terrace.

Miyuki: *confused* Huh?
Jessie: Don't even bother trying to figure that sentence out.

And a cool breeze is blowing and is playing with the two teen's long hair. Michiru walk few steps closer of the rail looking at the garden covered by a partial darkness. Benji is behind her looking Michiru under moonlight. The contrast of her pearly white skin with the dark marine green of her dress is something that keeps Benji eyes on her shoulders. And Michiru says:

Tomoko: *as Michiru* Don't you dare move your eyes to my behind.
Miyuki: *snickers*

This is the first time that I have so much fun in a birthday party that my father gave to me.

James: *as Michiru* I never had so much fun watching you almost break that guy's wrist like a Kit-Kat bar! This was the best birthday party ever!

And Benji says:
Why?
And she supports herself on the rail and says facing the garden:
Every year my father invites his friends, co workers and people from the high society to the party. All the talks are futile, all the friendships are superficial and all the smiles are forced. It is all fake. I hated the party because of this. My father uses it as an excuse for do business.

Miyuki: Well, that's how he keeps his shiny job so you can keep on living in that big fancy house, you wangsty twit.

And Benji moves closer feeling the sadness on her voice and she says:
I never danced because I knew that people like Dante would try to dance with me. And I hated….

Jessie: ...this fic?
Tomoko: ...this whining?
James: Wait, who the hell is Dante?
Jessie: That's probably the name of the guy that the Stu abused earlier.
James: Then why didn't we get his name during the scene?
Jessie: Because... I don't know why.

And she stops the sentence feeling two arms hugging her by the shoulders. Benji wrapped his arms around her hugging her from behind and he says:
Just forget those sad memories. I can't do anything else than be here and try to make you enjoy this day that is special.

James: Y'know... this is actually a tender moment. Too bad it got ruined with his jackass moment from earlier.

And she raises her hands and holds him on the arms and she says:
This is more than enough for me. Benji let me face you.
And he nods and loosen his hug and she turn to face him. And she looks up on his eyes and she says:
Before this day I have never enjoyed myself in a party from my family. I loved this night because you were with me.

Tomoko: *rolls her eyes* Oh, please! You're telling me that he's so special? I don't see anything special in this dummy!
Miyuki: Too bad that we're being forced to see him as special.
Jessie: Oh, he's special, all right. A special kind of disgusting.

And Benji says softly:
The night is not over yet.
And she smiles and nods on his arms they feel the other warmth. She hugs him back and encloses her eyes offering to him her soft lips.

James: *confused* She gave him her lips? Is she Mrs. Potato Head?
Jessie: Rory was right. This really is the Cult of Benji.

By a split second Benji is unaware of what to do. He can feel her racing heartbeat by her large and soft breasts.

Tomoko: *narrows her eyes* Of course that's what you're thinkin' about, Stuthor.

The faint scent of ocean is flooding his nostrils coming from her hair.

Jessie: Uh-oh. Purple prose alert. And we all know what's coming next...
Miyuki: Wait, this better not lead to a sex scene! Michiru's a lesbian!
Jessie: Yeah, um, about that... the last group that dealt with one of his fics... they think that he's a bit of a misogynist and a homophobe.
James: Jess? How about this sentence from "Outcast Saga Lost in Sailor Moon World"? And I quote, "And nearly all the times the hero is a man, that is the reason that the sailor senshis failed to defeat the creatures in the school." End quote. He isn't "a bit" of a misogynist. That sentence just said that the Senshi sucked at fighting because they don't have a penis. Not only that, they were constantly being damsels in distress despite saving the world five times in the past.
Jessie: Well. I stand corrected. Tomoko, feel free to hang him later.
Tomoko: Oh, you have no idea what I have in store for him.

Enraptured by that ocean goddess Benji confusion fades only giving place to the desire of taste those lips that are waiting for him. And Benji kiss Michiru.

All: No!
Miyuki: Please save us, God! Save us from this horrible fic!
Tomoko: God ain't helping us today. He's got bigger issues to worry about.
Miyuki: But this fic is a big issue!

She murmured softly from her first kiss and her body trembled only slightly. Benji hold her tenderly but yet strongly passing to Michiru safety and comfort while her body tensed with nervousness. Her body jerked once then Michiru let herself on Benji care and she asked for a more intense kiss.

James: Fuck me, I was right. Jess, get the Bleepka... oh, wait. Your leg. Never mind, I'll get it. *leaves*
Jessie: And leaving will probably be the best thing that he'll do during this fic.

Pushing his tongue on Michiru waiting mouth Benji slipped it between her half open lips. It slipped smoothly and Benji began to entwine his tongue with hers. The new and strange motions and feelings caused on Michiru a soft moan while her eyes teared slightly. But Benji continued to taste Michiru mouth:
…Benji….

Miyuki: *uneasy* James? Hurry up with that Bleepka!
James: *returns* I was gone for like two sentences, and you're already panicking?
Tomoko: Four sentences, actually. And you don't want to read them, Daniels.

Michiru softly cried his name during the kiss, but Benji kept teasing her tongue. Benji hug her closer, Michiru ample breasts are mashed on Benji firm and muscular chest causing a faint cry of pleasure on the aquamarine haired beauty.

Jessie: *opens the Bleepka bottle* Don't make me drink this.

Benji slowly breaks the kiss. Michiru slightly open her eyes to face Benji. Between they lips and tongues there is a thin silver line of saliva that Benji cuts licking his lips.

Jessie: You made me drink this. *drinks some Bleepka*
Miyuki: Give me some!
Jessie: My bottle, my rules! You're not getting any until his tab goes into her slot!
Tomoko: *disgusted* What the hell? I don't think we need to see any of that crap!

She let out a content sigh and she sees a blush on Benji cheeks, she doesn't need to guess that she is also with one. She looks tenderly at his brown eyes and Benji does the same with her clear blue eyes. She places her right hand on his left shoulder and rests her head over his heart hearing his also fast heartbeat.

Tomoko: If he's having a heart attack, nobody better help him.

Benji tenderly hugs her allowing her to do anything that she wishes. She hold Benji right hand with her left hand and she raise it to her hip and place there. And she says:
Benji let's get in someplace more private.
And Benji nods and says:
Okay.

James: And James said... "Stop the planet, I want to get off and speed the hell away to the Sun."

And she holds on his arm and they walk away. And she takes him to her room. She closes door behind then and she hugs Benji by the neck. And she kisses him.

Jessie: And...
James: And...
Miyuki: And... this stuff is so boring.

Benji hugs her by the waist and respond to the kiss. She unbuttons the blazer of Benji and she removes the piece of clothing from him. She careless toss it on the bed. Benji easily lift her holding her by her bottom. She wraps her long legs around his waist and wrapping her arms around his neck. Benji sits her on study desk, never breaking the intense kiss. Michiru pulls his head closer giving more pressure in the kiss. Benji breaks the kiss, Michiru looks at him with moisty eyes, a half parted lips and the tip of her tongue between then.

Tomoko: *yawns* Is this crap over yet?
Jessie: *sighs in boredom* Nope.

Benji licks her check gently causing to the aquamarine haired girl to moan softly. He traces her jaw line with his tongue and moves to her soft, white neck and shoulders. Michiru cries drowning in pleasure.

James: I'll find pleasure when this is over.
Jessie: No kidding. Of all the fics in the world, I'm being saddled with a crappy fic that was written by a twit who doesn't think that lesbians exist.

She releases the teen and she pull her shoulder stripes making the dress fall to her waist. The sight of her exposed skin freeze Benji for few instants.

Tomoko: I wish that he was actually frozen.
James: Axl can help with that, you know.
Miyuki: Oh, we know. What he did makes me look at ice sculptures in a different light now.

Michiru was not wearing a bra. And her beautiful white, large and firm breasts invite Benji to explore all the pleasure that those twin mounds can offer.

Jessie: *narrows her eyes* Of course she wasn't wearing a bra. Anything so the horny Gary Stu can do less work in removing clothes.

Michiru wraps her arms around his head and she kindly moves him closer to her ample blossom.

James: I know, I know... English isn't his first language. But... her breasts are flowers? I thought that the "flower" was a nickname for a lady's nether regions.
Tomoko: I'd rather kick him in his brown flower.
Miyuki: *laughs*

Benji can easily feel the scent of Michiru with his face buried between her breasts. For a second it recalls him of morning dew in a lilies garden.

Jessie: No, it doesn't. Shut up, you pretentious prick.

Benji licks the soft skin between her breasts causing to the girl to cry loud in pleasure. She forces his head more on her breasts and Benji thinks:
I can't breath. Not that I mind this kind of thing.

James: He wouldn't be saying that if he was stuck between two arse cheeks.
Miyuki: Well, he'd be all assed out, then.
Tomoko: Tacky, Fujiwara.
Miyuki: *smirks* Says the hypocrite who made a butt joke her own self.

And he cups her full breasts. The warm contact of his hands on her waiting flesh makes Michiru moans loudly. Michiru sweet moans of pleasure only arouse Benji more and more. He massages her breasts softly teasing her nipples with his fingertips. Michiru bites her lower lip trying to control the jolts of pleasure that she is feeling. Benji licks softly Michiru breasts coating then with saliva. Feeling Benji watery tongue and his strong hands on her, only focused on pleasuring her sending intense stimulus over her spine takes Michiru into the edge. She holds his face preventing him from licking her nipple again. Softly panting Michiru says:
Please stop Benji…if you continue I will come…

Jessie: *unamused* No, you won't. Where the hell is the clitoral stimulation? Women usually don't climax on tit sucking alone!
James: *chuckles* Oh, I forgot that really bad sex scenes riled you up.
Jessie: It gets even worse when this nonsense is coming from a little boy who not only thinks that he's better than women, but is also bonking a lesbian.

Benji licks his lips and hold her hands releasing himself and he says:
That is the full intent of this.
And she says:
I don't want to get there alone…

Tomoko: You should. We don't judge here.

And he smiles and he licks her lips making Michiru shiver in pleasure. And he says:
This one is a gift for you. We will come together okay?
And he winks at her sexily and she nods. Benji holds her and sits her on the chair. He raises her dress skirt exposing her legs. Michiru blushes more with her legs and panties exposed to his sight. Softly caressing her inner thighs Benji says:
I love you Michiru.
She blushes more and says:
I love you too Benji.

Miyuki: I don't love this. I don't love this at all. *taps Jessie's shoulder* Gimme that Bleepka, please.
Jessie: Wait for it, sweetie.

And he kneels between her legs, he can easily feels the scent of Michiru womanhood and see the moisty stain on her provocative and sexy aquamarine panties.

James: She just sharted herself, huh?
Jessie: James, no! You know that she did not crap her panties...
James: ...even though this fic's already showing itself to be shit.
Tomoko: I think that's enough poop jokes for one day.

He softly moves the thin layer of cloth from his intended target and he licks Michiru secret garden as a thirsty man licking the dew of a leaf.

Miyuki: No wonder E.L. James writes the way she does.
Jessie: E.L. James? Writing? That's a funny joke.

Michiru cries fill the room. She pulls his head closer of her to increase the intense feelings that she is getting. Benji continue to drink from Michiru fountain with eager.

Tomoko: Great, now we have fountains installed into our bodies. Did I pass out in biology class or something?
Jessie: No, it's Fanfic Biology 101.

When the aquamarine haired teen is almost on her peak there is a sound from the door.

All: *flatly* What.
James: Great, now we have a pussblock.
Jessie: Pussblock... *snickers*

Michiru quickly cover her breasts and toss her skirt over Benji. Since the teen is hidden under the desk he is totally out of sight. And the door opens and Michiru mother appears and she says:
Here you are. Michiru where you was? It is almost time for the cake.
And Michiru says:
I was showing the house to Benji.

Tomoko: Yeah, your personal house.

Benji smiles inwardly and he licks Michiru. She shivers and holds a cry of pleasure. And Michiru mother says:
Are you okay. Your face is flustered. And you are sweating.
And Michiru says:
It is nothing. Is that the room is hot.

James: *confused* Did your birthday move to another date? Woman, it's early March!
Miyuki: *as Michiru* Yeah, it's totally not from this guy licking me or anything... oops.

And Michiru mother says:
And where is your friend?

Jessie: Checking out the water fountain, of course.

And Benji licks her again and Michiru holds his head over the dress thanking that from her mother angle she can't see it. And she says:
He is on the toilet.

Tomoko: Drinking out of it like the dog that he is.
Jessie: *smirks*

And she says:
I see. Well the cake will be cutted in ten minutes. So is better you two be in the garden.
And Michiru nods and Michiru mother walks away closing the door. Michiru let out a relief sigh and Benji licks her again. She cries in pleasure. She lifts her skirt and says:
Why you did that?!
And Benji says:
You liked.

James: On one hand, it wrote itself. On the other hand... I'd love to shove a crate full of TNT down your throat for that.
Jessie: Shove it in with your good arm, sweetie.

She blushes more and she says:
Benji you heard her.
And he says:
I know. So it is better that I rush.

Miyuki: No wonder they call him the minuteman.
Tomoko: *facepalms* Damn it, Fujiwara...

And he licks her again. She let herself go. Soon she reaches the orgasm. Benji rises licking his own lips licking the remaining drops of Michiru love juices. She is panting hard. She looks at Benji thankful and she says:
And about you?
And she touches on his stiff member and he says:
I can handle.

Jessie: Handling his joystick?
James: It'll probably break off like a cheaply done one.
Jessie: *elbows James* Stop that.

And this is when she takes the control.

James: Damn it, Jess!
Jessie: *grins*

She rises and makes him sit on the chair. She opens his pants and moves his underwear and his throbbing member show itself. She stares in surprise at Benji.

James: It better not be ten inches or more. I will laugh.
Tomoko: At least you can find some humor in this crap, Daniels.

She holds it with her two hands and it still has enough for another hand. And she almost couldn't close her hands around it.

All: ...
Miyuki: Does he have Akira Valkyrie's penis size?
Jessie: Explain, please.
Miyuki: Well, Emi and Kei told me about him. They said that his "friend" was 10 inches in length and four inches in diameter when erect.
James: *begins laughing* Big dick, tiny brain, and no empathy. Just like a real Gary Stu!
Tomoko: All of that dick and no balls to go with it.

She gives a kiss on the tip making Benji shiver. She smiles at his response and licks him gently. She strokes him causing the teen to moan in pleasure. She sucks on him giving intense sensations to him. Willing to repay for all the pleasure Michiru sucks on Benji piece, with the teen giving her an advice here and there.

Tomoko: I have some advice. End this bullshit.

Soon Benji says:
Michiru I will come!
And she continues to sucks with eager. Soon he fills her mouth with his sticky seed. She swallow the first mouthful, some of it escapes by the corner of her lips running on her chin. Surprised to feel a second mouthful she swallows with pleasure it all. She licks him clean sucking the last drop from him. Feeling his member lose a bit the will staying half hard on her lips. She smile and let him go. She kindly hides his member on his pants again. She scoops the small amount of his cum that is on her chin and licks it from her finger. She sits on his lap and she says:
That was very good.
And Benji says:
It was better than good.

Miyuki: No kidding. It was boring.

And he kisses the ocean haired girl.

James: He does know that he's tasting his own semen, right?
Jessie: You know that the most extreme narcissists love themselves in every possible way. Even their own cum is delicious to them.
Tomoko: Why did I have to be stuck with you three for this crap?
Miyuki: Bad luck.

They broke the kiss and Michiru says:
It is time to cut the cake.
And Benji nods. She gets up and fixes her dress. Benji picks his blazer and Michiru smooth his shirt and pants. Benji smiles at her and she says:
You will not put that on?
And he drapes it over Michiru shoulders and he says:
It is cold out there.

Miyuki: Because, you know, he's a gentleman.
Jessie: Yeah, a gentleman who threatened to break someone's wrist earlier. How classy.

The girl smiles at him and hold on his arm as they walk out of the room. Benji gives to her a mint candy and he says:
To no one knows what we did.
She understands the hint and eats the candy. Benji does the same.

Tomoko: Yeah, because nobody can smell the strong scent of sex from between your legs. *mutters* Dumbasses.

They move to the garden they see the cake and a cold breeze blows. Michiru is more than happy that Benji have given to her his blazer to protect her from the cold.

Miyuki: You could've gotten one of the Kyos or Emi for that.
Tomoko: They'd just burn him alive. Especially LeMaire.
Miyuki: ...I never said that that was a bad thing.

She notices the jealous look of the girls to her because of Benji. And the jealous ones of the boys because she is with Benji.

All: *angry* Oh, fuck off, Stuthor!
Jessie: Tell me what's so attractive about him. Right now. I want to know, because his attitude makes me want to turn into a goddamn nun.
James: Oh, Jess! Don't you just love men who threaten murder on people and erase your sexual orientation in the process?
Jessie: I'd rather fill him with lead.
James: Well, if it makes you sleep at night, then that's great.

They walk to the table and she cuts the cake. And later on that night the party is over. Maids are cleaning the garden and the dance hall. From the guests only Benji remains. He is chatting with Michiru on the garden sited on a bench. And Benji says:
I guess that is time to leave.

Tomoko: Yes, go back to your place in Hell where you belong.

And she says:
Already? It is too soon.
Benji smiles and he says:
It is two in the morning Michiru. I think that you need to sleep a bit.
And she says:
But I want to stay with you.

Jessie: Because a woman's self-worth will always be tied to a man! *glares* There's three women here. We're about to compete to see who will be the first to break your spine, Stu.

And Benji says:
I feel the same. But if I stay there will be rumors.
And he gets up and stands a hand to Michiru. She takes it and he says:
I will escort you to your room.

James: *sarcastically* So let's fuel the rumors even more! Sounds like a marvelous plan!
Miyuki: I think they already know, considering that certain scent that came from them earlier...

And she nods. They walk to her room. In the door she gives to Benji a goodnight kiss. And he walks away. She enters on her room and wraps her arms around herself. She feels that she is still with Benji's blazer. She runs out of the room to the entry. She founds him riding on a motorcycle.

Tomoko: Was it in the first gear? Baby's first bike, probably?

And she shouts:
Benji wait!
And he

Miyuki: ...was smeared all over the pavement. Nobody really noticed.

on the bike looks at her and she reaches him. And she is panting and she says:
You forgot this.
And he says smiling:
Keep it. It is not good for you stay on this cold. I pick it up later. I know that is a lame excuse. Bit is a chance to see you.

James: Which means that you'll fuel the rumors even more! Holy fuck, man, do you have the memory of a starfish with herpes?!

And she blushes, she get on the tip of her toes and give him a kiss. Benji smiles when she broke the tender kiss.

Jessie: Excuse me while I vomit. And it's not because it's a kiss. It's because of the person that she is kissing.
Miyuki: That penis power... *blinks* Oh... I was wondering why Manic, LeMaire, and Axl kept calling him "Super Penis Man"!

And she moves to the door and waves him a goodbye while he drives away. On the next morning Michiru is on her room wearing a light silk nightgown with Benji blazer over her shoulders softly humming a love tune.

Miyuki: And the "love tune" was... "Every Breath You Take".

When the door opens and Michiru mother and father walks in the room. Michiru father is looking angry. And he is holding a newspaper. And he says:
Mind to explain this young lady?!
And he places the newspaper in front of her. In the first page there is a picture of her kissing Benji who is riding on his bike. Over it in large, bold, capital letters is the headline saying “Kaioh heiress found her love?!”

Tomoko: *confused* How the hell did they manage to snap a picture of her and that crap cretin away from her house?
Jessie: Because... reasons... and "conflict".

Michiru blushes seeing the headline knowing that all her school friends must have read that. And he says:
So?
And Michiru says:
It was a good night kiss. Nothing more than that.
And he says:
And why you two went missing for half hour?
And Michiru says:
I was showing him my room. He is my boyfriend after all.

James: *angry* Oh, fuckin' hell! I swear to Christ, if my arm wasn't broken, I'd rip this screen out and throw it out of this window!
Miyuki: *shrugs, casually rips the television screen off the wall, and tosses it out of the apartment window*
Jessie: ...you didn't even bother to open the window.
Miyuki: Oh, well. We're sponsored. We're supposed to provide entertainment now.
Tomoko: ...and how are we supposed to riff this garbage now? And did the sponsor even allow that Jerry Springer crap that you just did?
Miyuki: Uh... backup paper copies, and no. I don't think he sanctioned what I just did. Oops.

And he says:
And when it begun?!
And Michiru says:
Have a while. But we haven't done anything wrong!

Miyuki: Yeah, you did. Most blatant example is being with that ninny.
Tomoko: Second problem is existing just to be with that ninny.

Michiru is lying. After all in the night before Benji and her had oral sex on that same chair.

James: Thanks for holding our hands, you... *grumbles*

And Michiru mother says:
Darling he is a fine young man. It is all right.

Jessie: Uh... to take a page out of James's book... no, it fuckin' isn't.

And he curses a bit. But he leaves with his wife. Michiru reads the newspaper and she sigh happy seeing that they only knew about the kiss. During the class she explained herself to her friends. And on the subway she sees Benji on his usual spot. She sits besides him and she says:
I guess that is all on the open now.

Jessie: But let's not blame her horniness and stupidity for it.

And Benji says:
You wanted to keep it hidden?
And she denies and snuggle closer of him. And she says:
I have a free afternoon now. You want to hang out with me?
And he says:
Sure. What you want to do?

Tomoko: Can they make like Romeo and Juliet and just croak?

And she smiles naughtily and she says:
That my beloved is secret.
And she holds on his arm while they walk away from there.

End of the chapter one:

Tomoko: They better not screw around in a park.
Miyuki: And if they do?
Tomoko: Then I'm lighting it on fire myself. I won't even need the three walking lighters for it.
Jessie: Or I can just call Sabrenagi. He'd know what to do with parks.
James: Fine, I'll begin locating him and that Mary Sue Chaos Emerald that you told me about, then.

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