Mystery Science Theater En Masse

Three Riffers, Episode 8: The New Girl (KRZR24 version) (Part Two)

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Chapter 4

This is the fourth chapter in my story. Please leave comments on how I could make this story better and stuff.

Amy: You could delete it. That would make it all better.
Tails: Amy!
Amy: Again... you have not waded through the garbage that Sonic and I have seen.
Sonic: He sat through a part of "Outcast Saga" and all of "A Cruel Angel's Thesis". I think that kind of makes up for the stuff that he missed.

SEGA owns all the characters but Sasha (who I own) and all that good stuff. When your done, PLEASE review.

Sonic: Oh, we're about to do a lengthy review. Don't worry.

BACK WITH THE GIRLS. . .

"Amy, did you call Blaze and Rouge yet?"

"Yes, Sasha, they're coming over any minute now to go shopping . . . Weren't you paying attention to anything I said?"

"Nope, and I'm proud. . .I think. Sounds like they're here!!"

Tails: *sighs* Being a complete idiot is not an accomplishment.
Amy: She makes me want to drink boiling acid. I hate her so much.
Sonic: Drink it? Pour it all over her!

Sure enough, Amy's door bell rang and she let the two females in. "Blaze, Rouge this is-

"Yeah, yeah we know, the (in)famous Sasha, your cousin. Cute outfit! Where'd you get it," asked Rouge.

"I forgot, I think I got it at some clothing store in my town. . . Anyways does this place have a good mall?"

"Duh. . . would I LIVE here if there wasn't. . .mhm exactly. Where do ya think we should go first Blaze, the mall or those cute little stores down the street?"

"Well, it depends on what we want. If Amy's going to buy a huge set of basically the same dress, and if you're going to get some stuff custom-made, then we should go to the little stores. But since we have a guest (Sasha), I think she should choose," said Blaze.

Sonic: I have no idea what the heck is going on, and I don't want to care.
Tails: This fic is becoming pretty vapid. All the girls in this fic only care about clothes and shopping!
Sonic: Yeah, the characters sure have strong goals in life, huh?
Tails: Obviously not.

"Thnaks you guys. . . Seeing as that Amy will be changing her look-"

"SHE'S WHAT??" Blaze and Rouge screamed simultaneously.

"Sadly, Sasha made a deal with me. . . and it's a good one. She's gonna help me get Sonic," she replied.

Both Blaze and Rouge turned to Sasha. "Do you realize how long it took for Amy to ditch that dress? Sasha, you're a miracle worker," Rouge said in awe.

Amy: Oh, great, and now we have to praise the obnoxious one for changing someone's clothes against their will.
Sonic: Character shilling. Mary Sue alert.
Tails: I'm not praising Satan's spawn.
Sonic: Too bad, the fic says that you have to. Or you're evil.

"I know. But let me finish my train of thought damn it!! Since Amy is going for a completely different outfit, we might as well hit the mall. Is it huge?"

""It depends on what you think as huge. Is five stories ok?"

Amy: I'd like to throw you off that five story building...
Tails: Put two zeroes after that five.

"Good enough. OOO-OOO did I tell you the great news??"

"What," Rouge asked.

"ImanagedtogetAmynottostalkSonicthismorningforhischiliwhateveryoucallitthingamajig!!"

"WHAT??"

Sonic: I'm... lost.
Amy: Don't feel bad.

"You heard right. Sasha Rose in all her amazingness managed to get Amy Rose not to stalk Sonic the Hedgehog this morning on both his run and his chilidog thing. It wasn't that hard actually."

Sonic: *as he scratches behind one of his ears* You're... not as amazing as you think you are...
Tails: *sighs* Yep, she's definitely a Mary Sue. What an ego.
Amy: Mr. Kusanagi's ego isn't even this big!

"Sasha, I love you. How'd you do it," asked Rouge.

"I know, everyone loves me.

Amy: *screams as she smashes the screen with her Piko Piko Hammer* Die, you pond scum! I hate you! I! Hate! You!
Tails: *nervously looks at Sonic* Uh... "Outcast Saga" rage?
Sonic: *unfazed* Yep. "Outcast Saga" rage. *pulls out some papers* You know the drill.
Tails: *sighs* I know. Papers. But, Sonic, you know that I can read the fic on the Miles Electric.
Sonic: Do you want Amy to smash that thing out of your hands?
Tails: *chuckles nervously as he takes Sonic's papers*

What you need to do is-"

"Guys, if we're going to the mall, we better go now. The sooner we go, the sooner my closet will end up full with new clothes (GAG)," Amy said.

"THEN LET'S GO OUT FOR SOME RETAIL THERAPY!!"

Tails: The Sue needs some real therapy.
Sonic: Like an explosive warhead hitting her behind?
Tails: That's not therapy, Sonic.
Sonic: *points at Amy who is still smashing the screen*
Tails: ...never mind.

"Why do we need retail therapy? It's not like someone just went through some tough times," Blaze asked.

"I just like saying it. It brightens my day. LET'S GO SHOPPING!!"

And off they went.

Amy: *smashes the screen out of the window*
Tails: ...are we getting billed for this, Sonic?
Sonic: Probably.

With the guys. . .

"Ya know what's weird? I didn't see Amy at all today on my run."

"Isn't that a relief," Knuckles asked.

"Yeah, I mean, who really wants a girl stalking them twenty four/seven," Silver added. "Unless of course, you do."

"NO I DON'T!!" But everyone knew that he did.

Amy: *irritated* Because you know, stalking's only okay if it's someone who's "hot".

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, scandalous," Shadow sang.

Sonic: The OOC-ness is through the roof here.
Tails: It went into space.

Everyone stared at him. "Ahem, I mean I thought you didn't like her. . .What? Quit looking at me like that."

"Sketchy" coughed Tails.

Tails: I agree, me.

"Changing the subject, how are you and Blaze goin' on Shadow," Sonic asked.

Shadow blushed. "That's none of your beeswax."

Amy: And next, Shadow will breakdance while wearing a giant clock necklace.
Tails: Also, the fic's description says that there's a Shadow/Blaze pairing. So the denial is going to be pointless.

"I thought that the Ultimate Life Form didn't have feelings? Apparently not?" Sonic said while Knuckles and Silver laughed.

Sonic: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
Tails: Especially when there's no comedy.

"Sonic, shut up. You too Knuckles. You shouldn't be talking due to the fact that you whisper in your sleep about Rouge."

"HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!!" Knuckles didn't realize the mistake he made.

"Actually that was a guess. But that is pretty funny." Shadow said while (almost) laughing. "Finally, I have some new blackmail material!!"

Tails: This is the most juvenile fic that I've ever read.
Amy: Because you know that randomness is "funny".
Tails: ...I'm not laughing.
Amy: Exactly.

"This is all fun and stuff, but shouldn't we be going to the mall. Anyways, aren't you guys going to the mall today to get a new AC cuz the one we had was broken thanks to a certain blue hedgehog??"

Sonic: We're clearly not going to have a coincidence happening in a bit! Nope!

"I guess. Yo Silver, you and Knucklehead are coming?"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME KNUCKLEHEAD!!"

"Yeah, I'm coming at least. Tails, you coming?"

"Nah, I have to give Cr- someone something."

All: Cream.
Tails: Yep.

"Nice save. Anyways, we'll see you later," Sonic asked.

"Yeah, see ya." Once he thought everyone was gone, he sighed. "Ok, time to go to Cream's house. I wonder what she'll think about my present for her. . ."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAILS LIKES CREAM!!" Silver shouted completely scaring the everything out of Tails.

Amy: This is the most obnoxious fic that I've ever read.
Sonic: You're telling me, Ames. I'm surprised that we haven't gone deaf yet.
Tails: Well, since Amy smashed the screen, we can't go deaf this time.

"You think she's gorgeous, you wanna date her, you wanna. . . Why are you guys looking at me again?"

"I-it's nothing Shadow. You're just. . . a very interesting person." Sonic said to fill in the five minute silence.

Sonic: Annoying. You're annoying.
Amy: Wait, Shadow? I thought Silver was the one yelling!
Tails: Consistency doesn't exist.

"Look, let's just go. I am not going to bed without an AC in my room," Shadow said.

Tails: Sure, you can! Axl will help you!
Amy: If he was stuck in that fic, he'd just turn everyone into popscicles.
Tails: ...that's why I want Axl to help.

"OK. See ya Tails," Sonic said.

"Bye."

Sonic: *bored* Is this over yet?
Amy: Well, this chapter's almost over.

At the mall. . .

"So girls, whaddya think about the new and improved Amy," Sash asked after their 4 hour long "retail therapy".

Tails: I'm scared.

"I-i-i-i can't speak. It's just brings tears to my eyes how much she's changed over the course of four hours. Amy babe, you look amazing."

Amy: I'm scared.

And she did. The pink hedgehog had completely changed her look. Gone was the dress. In its place was some blue jeans with a cute tank top and a see-through sweater. Amy wasn't the only one who changed. Blaze had ditched her outfit and gone with jean shorts and a totally cute Aeropostale tee. Sasha decided to go with a baby blue Abercrombie top with a mini-skort. Rouge decided on a white tube-top with a purple tank underneath along with khaki shorts. They all looked ah-mazing.

Sonic: Real world stores... in a Sonic fic?!
Amy: I hate myself.
Tails: I can see why you hate yourself.
Sonic: 'Scuse me, I think I forgot something. Let me go find it. *runs to the window, promptly jumps out of it*
Amy: Wait, no, no, no! *runs to the window* Sonic, get back here! Darn it, we have to get him back in here! He can't leave prematurely! *looks out of the window* Um...
Tails: What's the matter?
Amy: Uh... Mr. Kusanagi has Sonic... and he's about to throw him back up here.
Tails: *unfazed* Move your head, Amy.
Amy: Wait, wait! *catches Sonic and pulls him inside* Thank you, Mr. Kusanagi!
Kyo: Hey, I had to throw the fish back into his tank! He almost landed on top of me, for crying out loud!
Amy: Sorry about that! *to Sonic* What the heck were you thinking?!
Sonic: If I hadn't mistimed my jump, I'd be outta here. *holds the fic's papers up* And you'd want to toss yourself out of the window, too.
Amy: Yeah, sure. Just sit down so we can get this dumb fic over with.

But before they could take one step out of the store, Sasha shoved them all into the changing areas of Talbots(I needed a random place).

Sonic: And I need a freakin' drink.

"Sasha, what are you doing," Amy asked.

Amy: If it's not in the category of "dying in a volcanic space", I'm not interested.

"Do you want to run into Sonic and co. with a look of utter surprise that would totally mess up your appearance? Mhm, I thought so," was her reply.

Tails: *as he boots up his Miles Electric* ...I'll start looking for that volcanic space.
Amy: You do that.

"SONIC, KNUCKLES, SHADOW, AND SILVER ARE HERE??"

"Yes, now I have a plan to get photographic evidence of each of the guys hugging one of y'all. However, you must do everything I say. . . Are you willing to do this?"

"HELL YEAH!!"

"Good, then listen to me. . ."

Sonic: *flatly* Oh, yay. A dumb plan.

Wow, that's my first cliffhanger. I feel pretty happy about that.

Tails: You really shouldn't be.

When finished reading, please review!! Thanks for the advice KNUXOUGE74, I really appreciate it (no sarcasm). I already know that I use too much dialogue, so if your gonna comment, you don't need to talk about that.

Tails: To be fair, dialogue can sell a story. You just need to put basic narration into it as well.
Sonic: Either that or the story will just take place in a cube.
Amy: But the story is taking place in a cube! We barely have descriptions of locations, and the only descriptions that we did get were superficial nonsense about what brand name clothing was being worn! Not to mention... we don't even know what the Sue looks like!
Sonic: Simple. She probably looks like you. Suethors ain't original, Ames.

Chapter 5

Chapter 5, please review, SEGA owns all the characters except Sasha, please review, I own Sasha, please review.

Amy: And I'm actually happy that she's not an official character.

"Sasha, did I tell you that I think you're the most amazing person I've ever met? I mean, no one else I know could have thought of a plan like this."

Amy: You know, if Kyo LeMaire was in this room, he would make a very dirty metaphor.
Sonic: The butt kissing is tremendous.
Tails: Is this the sequel to "The Kira Show"?
Sonic: Yes. And it's one of those crummy sequels that goes straight to DVD.

"Yes, Rouge, you told me a thousand times. I don't think I need to hear it again.

Amy: Revels in the butt kissing, then complains about getting said butt kissing. How about I get to some butt kicking instead?

Now, does everyone know what to do," Sasha replied, getting excited that her plan was working well.

Tails: How... can the plan work well... when the plan didn't even start yet?
Sonic: We never said that the Obnoxi-Sue was smart, Tails.

"Yes, Mom. So you'll call us when we close in right," Amy said.

"Yes. Are you ready?"

"Yup," all three voices responded

"Then fly my pretties, flap your wings, and stay out of sight!!" People stared at Sasha as she shouted across the mall. "Time to get Started."

Tails: I have a headache.
Amy: *opens a bottle of Bleeprin* So do I. I hate her.
Sonic: She makes me wish that I broke my neck when I jumped earlier.

With the guys. . .

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting the sneaky suspicion that we're being followed."

"Knuckles, did it take you that long to notice that every where we go, WE GET STALKED BY CRAZY FANGIRLS?? WE'RE WORLD CLASS HEROES FOR GOD'S SAKE," Sonic said.

Sonic: Which is why it's incredibly wise to yell!
Amy: Seriously, why is everyone yelling in this fic? It's giving me a migraine.
Tails: Again, I guess that we're lucky that you smashed the screen earlier.
Amy: Tails... I'm reading text, and my ears are hurting.
Tails: What a feat.

"Nah . . . I was just playing with you guys."

"Sure you were," Silver added.

"Let's just go and get the new AC already," Shadow said.

"CHILI DOGS!!" said guess who.

". . ."

Amy, Tails: *grumpy*
Sonic: Oh, "random humor". *weakly laughs, sighs* God, I hate this fic.

"OK that's great Sonic, we'll get the AC, and then later you can get your chili dogs," said Shadow.

Amy: I hope they're poisoned with C4.
Sonic: Oh, yeah. That pyromaniac really did rub off on you a bit.

"You may proceed with OPERATION GSACTFFTADSOAFBRAA," a very sinister voice spoke into the cheap plastic Walkie-Talkie.

Tails: *rubs his forehead* End this fic.

"Sasha, you do realize that no one understood whatever you just said. And remind me why we're using Walkie Talkies when we could be using our cell phones," Amy said sharply.

"Because Walkie Talkies are fun. Fine, I'll say it in English. Again with the party pooping.

Sonic: ...please die in a fire. It would be the highlight of my entire riffing career if you would just die in a fire.
Tails: Now who's letting the pyromaniac rub off on them?

You may proceed with OPERATION Get Sonic and Co. to fall for trap and display signs of affection for Blaze, Rouge, and Amy. I'm sure you could have figured that out by yourself."

Sonic: *angry* We are not in your empty head, you stupid Mary Sue with a dust ball brain!
Amy: ...I want to beat you to death. I want your blood on my hammer.
Tails: *blinks* So, uh... this is an "Epic Failure" fic, right?
Sonic, Amy: *annoyed* Yes, Tails!
Tails: *stunned* Okay! *stamps all three papers* I hope it doesn't get upgraded.
Sonic: Oh, it's gonna get upgraded. Just don't know when, but it will.

"Ok, Rouge, let's begin."

Amy: And then they all died. Fic's over. *walks to the window* I'm out of here. *jumps out of the window*
Sonic: And she finally snapped.
Tails: *sighs, walks to the window*
Kyo: What the -- Piko?! What the heck is going on up there?!
Amy: I had to avoid that fic, Mr. Kusanagi! I hate it so much!
Kyo: Uh-huh... *looks up and notices Tails* Hey.
Tails: *waves* Uh... hi, Kyo.
Kyo: *as he tosses Amy back up* You know, you may want to glue their spiky lemming butts to their seats from now on!
Tails: I know! Sorry! *as he pulls Amy inside* Amy!
Amy: *frowns* You'd jump, too. Don't lie to yourself.
Tails: But you scolded Sonic for doing the same thing that you just did!
Amy: And now I know how he feels.

Silver's POV

Sonic: Great, now we're doing random POV switches? I was mostly fine with this fic being in the third person!
Tails: Doesn't matter which point of view we're in, because the fic is still awful.

We were at the mall and stuff to get a new AC for Shadow right. Cause Sonic broke Shadow's other one like you already know.

Amy: You know what? I'm going to take this dunce cap... *snatches one off of her head* ...and I'm going to shove it up your butt!
Sonic: It's not your fault. You just happened to be the unlucky one who's going to get a dunce cap up the butt.

So we were just about to go into the electronics store or whatever you call it, when we hear someone screaming, "Hey Knucklehead!!"

You probably know that Knuckles hates being called that name, right. And you probably know that no one cares and people still call him that, right. And you probably know that he shouts his head off at anyone who does that, right.

Tails: *sighs as he plays with his dunce cap* And this fic is now holding our hands, right?
Sonic, Amy: Right.

But you probably don't know is that Rouge is the only person who calls him that without him blowing up. Am I right, or am I right.

Sonic: How would we know if we haven't seen it happen yet?

Anyways so after Rouge says that, Knuckles turns bright red and turns around. And surprise surprise, there's Rouge and Blaze and Amy. But it takes me a couple seconds before I realize that that's Blaze and Amy. Cause they like totally switched up their wardrobe and stuff. And so Amy looks really hot right now and stuff,

Amy: *grimaces* I hate this "Real Women Don't Wear Dresses" garbage.
Sonic: Also... is he high? All I'm hearing is "whatever" and "and stuff".
Tails: You'd have to be if you're going to enjoy this fic.

and then I look at Sonic to see what he thinks of her new look. I could tell he was shocked, cause he looked like he was in one of those cartoons where the dude's jaw just falls right to the ground. That was pretty funny.

Tails: No, it wasn't. Nothing is funny in this fic.
Sonic: I told you. "Horror/Tragedy".

And I've always had like a semi-crush on Amy and stuff, so that was pretty exciting seeing her in tight jeans.

All: ...
Sonic: To quote my sister from a very long time ago... "And you wonder why most of today's girls have image issues."

So she started whispering to Blaze and stuff and kept flicking her eyes at me and then she just winks at me. I swear that she did.

Tails: You're drunk, right?
Sonic: Add that to his stoner vibe, and we have a real combo.

So I do what any other guy would do, and I wink back.

Sonic: Or maybe she has something in her eye.
Amy: *rubs her eye* Yeah, I just have a piece of bad writing stuck in it.
Tails: It's not coming out for a while.

Sonic's POV

Jeez, that makes sense now why Amy wasn't at my run this morning. She was changing her look,

Tails: By force.

and I have to admit, she looked pretty hot. . .

Amy: And now we have "horny". Strike three, Sonic.
Sonic: I hate myself.

wait, I didn't say that. How could I think that and stuff? I mean, just the other day she was like stalking me and stuff and I was wishing that she would stop, but today she stopped and I can't stop thinking about her. Life's pretty weird.

Amy: *sarcastically* It's only okay if she's wearing tight clothing!

But the weirdest part wasn't that she changed her look and stuff, but she wasn't running towards me at all. Instead, she was whispering something to Blaze,and then Can you believe this, I can't. She winked at Silver. Not me, Silver. How do I know? Cause Silver winked back at her. That son of a bitch, I wanna kill him right now.

Amy: Let me get this straight. "Sonic" never cared for "me" until "I" started wearing tight clothing. And now "he" is angry that "I" winked at someone else who wasn't "him"?
Sonic: *facepalms* We are not doing this "That's my girl that you're staring at!" garbage. Sonia would have a fit.
Amy: Just Sonia?
Tails: This fic is so terrible. It hurts me. It hurts my will to live.

So Rouge starts making small talk with Knuckles and says something that makes him blush (as usual), Blaze goes up to Shadow, and they start talking weird stuff, and guess who I'm left with? Yup, Silver and Amy flirting with him when she should have been flirting with ME.

Sonic: *as himself* I'm a nice guy! Waaahhhhh!
Tails: *begins chewing a few Bleeprin tablets* Remember, Sonic/Amy is going to be this fic's canon pairing.
Amy: This isn't going to end well. *proceeds to drink out of the Bleepka bottle*
Sonic: Number one, I can't believe the sudden personality switch. And number two... I can't believe that we went down the "Nice Guy" route. *holds his face in his hands* I hate this fic. Upgrade it. Upgrade it now!
Tails: Alright, then. It's now a "Colossal Failure". I don't think it'll go to "Catastrophic", because that will require us to actually hate the writer.
Sonic: Nah. I think "Colossal" is good.
Amy: *coughs* I don't know how Cassy managed to chug that Bleepka without choking.
Sonic: You don't take giant gulps of air while chugging that, Ames...

After a while, she looks at me and asks, "Are you ok Sonic? You look pretty pissed." So I lie and say I'm okay and stuff.

Amy: I think the Black Crow riffers know about the "nothing means something" thing.

But instead of making sure that I'm okay like she normally would, she goes back to flirting with Silver. Then she goes to Rouge and they start whispering something, and Rouge stares at me for five seconds and then starts laughing. I'll never get girls.

Tails: "I'll never get girls," says the moron who expected them to read his empty mind.
Sonic: I'll never get this fic.

Amy's POV

Since Sasha has been my closest friend since ever,

Amy: Liar. I'd dump her like a hot potato.

I decide to take her advice,

Tails: Which is probably the worst advice ever...

and take the nearest guy and start flirting with him. It just so happens that the nearest guy is Silver. He's been like my second best guy friend, besides Tails, so we start talking, like Sasha said I should. So when I look over at Sonic, he looks really mad and he's glaring at Silver likes he wants to kill him or something.

Sonic: *as himself* Because how dare she talk to other guys! She should be servicing me!
Amy: Also... why the heck are we getting different points of view for the same scene?! It's just padding now!
Tails: We had to bring that word count up somehow!

So I ask him if he's alright. Like Sasha said, he said he was fine even though he looked the opposite. So then I decide to end this torture session, go over to ask Rouge to start the picture stuff and she does.

Tails: The torture session's ending? Does that mean that this fic's ending?
Sonic: I wish, buddy.

Rouge's POV

Tails: Please don't let it be more Mary Sue shilling.

You know what's weird?

Amy: Aside from the fact that this fic is still going?

The first thing Knuckles tells me is he asks me if I talked to Shadow today. I mean like, he could ask how I'm doing, how's life, if I wanna be his girlfriend, or something like that, but nooooooooooooo. "Have you talked to Shadow today?" is all he can think of. Sometimes, I think that Knuckles just doesn't get the hint that I like him. I mean, I make it really obvious, but he's not getting the message.

Sonic: This just in: Nobody cares.
Tails: You know... it would be a lot easier to tell him...
Amy: That's logic, Tails. Logic doesn't exist in this fic.
Tails: Also, the description said that there's going to be a Knuckles/Rouge pairing, so...

The lights on,but the train ain't coming into the station.

Sonic: I don't think we want trains coming into stations yet. Bit too early for that.
Amy: *lightly elbows Sonic* Stop being lewd, silly!

And anything else that means that stuff.

Tails: *stone-faced* Funny.

So I tell him no, but if Shadow had some burning secret that he was hiding from me, I'd probably find out. And then he starts panicking, so I change the subject. Ask him how Tikal's doing and stuff because she went on vacation and we haven't heard from her yet.

All: Tikal?!
Sonic: She's... from ancient times.... *facepalms* ...help.

He says she emailed him last night and she's at some Great Wall somewhere. Whatever. Then Amy comes up to me and gives me the 411 on what's happening so far with Sonic.

Sonic: The 4...1...1... *throws a couple of Bleeprin tablets into a glass of Bleepka* If I pass out, call the coroner.
Amy: He's going to hate women because a certain female isn't paying attention to him.
Tails: And then he's going to start scribbling nonsense in his LiveJournal.
Sonic: *promptly drinks the Bleeprin/Bleepka mixture*
Tails: *panics* Sonic, that's bleach, aspirin, and vodka!
Sonic: I know. That's why I'm drinkin' it.

I look over at him to see if its true, and sure enough, Sonic's staring at us, red as a tomato.

Tails: Uh-oh. Amy smashed him into a bloody pulp.
Amy: *as she is cleaning her Piko Piko Hammer* Don't be silly! Why would I suddenly snap and go on a murderous rampage?
Tails: Uh... never mind...

I can't help but laugh. I mean, until she starts flirting with Silver and it looks like she doesn't like him anymore, Sonic doesn't realize that he likes her. Hmm, maybe I should try the same thing with Knuckles. . .nah, I don't wanna torture him too much. I mean, he has to be not angry for the pictures. . . Which I think I ought to mention. . .now.

Sonic: *flatly* Oh, look. Humorous fourth wall breaking.
Tails: *flatly* Yay.

Normal POV

"OMG,

Amy: No.

I almost forgot. There's this cute little photo booth they set up, and I heard that couples get in free. I think we should all go," Rouge said, her lines memorized.

"Really? That would be a great idea!! Hey Silver, Sonic, wanna come," Amy asked.

"Sure," Both replied.

Tails: What... was the point of that "Normal POV", then?
Amy: None. It's just more filler.

Sonic's POV

Tails: After that "Nice Guy" thing, do we even want to revisit this POV?
Sonic, Amy: Nope.

I'm kinda surprised that Amy even asked me to go at all. I mean, the way she's been giving ALL her attention to Silver and NONE of it to me today, you'd think she forgot me.

Sonic: At this point, I'd want to forget myself, too.
Amy: I hate your fic self, Sonic.
Sonic: So do I.

That would have been awkward. . .

Hey, where's Shadow and Blaze??

Tails: He whines about being allegedly forgotten, then he conveniently forgets someone.
Sonic: I want to throw my fic self into an airplane fan.

Where are Shadow and Blaze? I don't know either. But I'll think of something. . .eventually. Anyways, please review!!

Amy: Okay, I'll be blunt. This fic is terrible, and I'm calling for a backup. How about you two?
Sonic, Tails: Yes.
Amy: Don't be surprised if they start looking for us before they're finished with their temporary stint.
Tails: *sighs* That part's understandable, isn't it?
Sonic: Unfortunately.

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