SNK vs. Capcom: Trash TV (Crossover)
~Episode One, Segment One~
Audience: TERRY! TERRY! TERRY!
Terry: Hello, everyone! Since Jerry Springer has retired from his post, he has decided to carry the legacy of Trash TV to me... and I don't know why. I guess it has something to do with my name. But anyway, my brother Andy and my girlfriend Mary are the directors of security here, so say hello to them!
Audience: HI! HI! HI! HI!
Mary: Are you ready?
Audience: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Terry: And say hello to the producer and the person who masters the sound system and effects, Mai Shiranui!
Audience: WHOO! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
Mai: Jeez, you perverted lonely men! Only Andy can see these!
Andy: Oh, man...
Audience: YOU'RE NO FUN! YOU'RE NO FUN!
Mai: Don't you guys get enough fun when you go to those strip clubs every night?
Terry: Well, anyway... and meet my very, very unlucky friend who tells you guys what to chant and guys hit on him in the process, Joe Higashi!
Joe: Oshaa! Hey, where are my cheers?
Audience member: Oh, that's right.
Audience: JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!
Terry: Now that you've met my pals, we can start this show! Alright, my very first guest has to confess a secret to his girlfriend. Please meet... (looks at card) Hey, this card still has Jerry Springer's name on it!
Mai: They didn't get your last name yet, Terry.
Terry: Jeez! I told them over lunch! It's freaking Bogard! Anyway, please meet... Kyo Kusanagi!
Kyo: (walks onto the set and sits in a seat) What's up, Terry?
Terry: Hey. So, you have to confess a secret to your girlfriend...
Terry: What's the secret?
Kyo: Well... I've been cheating on her... with her closest friend.
Terry: Well, I don't think that she'll take the news lightly... okay, let's bring out your girlfriend, Yuki!
Yuki: (walks onto the set and sits in a seat next to Kyo)
Terry: Now Yuki, do you know why you're here?
Yuki: Well, no. This is Springer, nothing good happens here.
Terry: Jeez! It's Bogard! BOGARD!
Yuki: Then why does your card has Jerry Springer's name on it?
Terry: Those lazy bastards didn't replace his name with mine. Anyway, face Kyo, he has something to tell you.
Yuki: (now holding Kyo's hand) What is it, sweetie?
Kyo: Well, I've been cheating on you...
Yuki: What? With whom?
Terry: All right, let's bring out Kyo's secret lover!
Athena: (comes out onto the set) Hi, Kyo-chan...
Terry: Yuki, did you know anything about this?
Yuki: No, not at all... (now begins to cry)
Athena: Yuki, I'm so sorry...
Terry: Hey, Kyo! Don't you have another secret lover?
Kyo: Well... yeah.
Terry: Come on out!
Emi: (comes out onto the set): What the...? Master Kyo! I thought I was the one for you!
Kyo: Well, I guess not...
Emi: You bitch! (is now dead set on performing an Orochi Nagi on him)
Terry: Well, obviously, Emi isn't too happy about this, but you have another secret lover, right?
Terry: Dude, you need to lay off the Viagra! Come on out!
Shingo: (runs out to the set and glomps Kyo) He's mine!
Mai: Yeah, you're telling me.
Terry: Good god, you've been sleeping with FOUR people?!
Terry: And here comes another one!
Benimaru: (walks onto the set and shoves Shingo off of Kyo) Get a life. (pulls Kyo into a loving kiss)
Joe: Um, this is a little too crazy for my taste.
Andy: You're telling me. Come on Mary, we gotta get on the set now.
Andy: Prepare yourself for... that last one.
Terry: Okay, here's Kyo's final secret lover... right? Will there be more?
Kyo: Well... for now, that's all I have.
Terry: (sighs) Come on out!
Iori: SHI-NE! (tries to tear through Andy and Mary to get to Kyo)
Andy: Shit! You see why I needed you for this?
Mary: Yeah. Jeez, where are the drugs when you need them?
Iori: Drugs do not wear me out! I'm invincible! I'm Yagami! (tosses Andy and Mary aside)
Terry: Um... I think we're going to go to a break now. We'll be right back... if Iori doesn't kill Joe, Mai, and me.